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- sup guize, i suddenlt feel like telling errpone bout the 4 day long sanity-crushing tahoe trip that made me gay for trap cocaine pon3 horse c0ck
- you'll laugh, you'll cry ( with luls at my expense) but i hope you enjoy my story
- >greentext style
- also requesting shots of that glorious cursed thread since all i have is phone screenshots
- [spoiler]to remind myself that i'm now a faggot[/spoiler]
- >be 21
- >straight and normal
- >minus being horsefucker mlp bronie fag
- >muh waifu is vinyl scratch
- >taking the entire week off for christmas
- >family decides to have big get-together with entire family
- >ENTIRE FAMILY
- >theres 40+ fucking people coming
- >all staying in one rented cabin type thing
- >decide i wont be that one 20something moody kid like in the movies
- >i'm gonna be nice as fuck
- >pump myself up for this shit
- >maybe go snowboarding or some shit
- >yeah, ill have fun!
- >before we lose phone connection we stop at a chipoltle in some town i dont remember
- >we got a convoy of like 15 cars and trucks
- >we take over the resturant
- >check on my chanexplorer app
- >might as well get some reading material for nophonezone
- >open up a few recent popular threads on /k/ and /b/
- >not really reading, just flipping through
- >check /mlp/
- >vinyl thread
- >fuck yeah i love vinyl
- "i'm just not really used to anypony treating me like a gentleman"
- >treating me like a gentleman
- >like a gentleman
- >gentleman
- >mysides
- >start reading the thread
- >suddenly a wild writefag appears
- >sweet jesus
- >this guys good
- >multiple writefags battling for sexy glory
- >fucking epic mlp thread
- >intensly reading
- >enjoying the fuck outta this
- >trap pon3 is best pon3
- >just got to the "so what now"
- "umm anon?"
- >shit
- "weren't you listening?"
- >i realize i havent touched my burrito
- >also people were talking to me
- >completely zoned out there
- "sorry, i was texting"
- "well put it down for a while! im speaking now and real conversations are more stimulating than that silly screen blalala"
- >fuck you aunt kim
- >nobody wants to talk to you so you bother me
- >listen to kim and her boring ass gameplan of going to pick up scrapbook supplies
- >for 20 minutes
- >everybody's wrapping up and getting ready to go
- >you bitch i wanted to read this
- >go to use the bathroom before the convoy departs
- >not looking forward to car trip resumed
- >im driving my little cute cuzzos, nephew and other assorted small children
- >this kid tho
- >my nephew
- >holy shit ive never found anyone so annoying
- >hes a COD specialist
- >MLG GAMER HACKER VETERAN
- >knowitall fuck
- >hes 13
- >spends every breath talking about vidya guns and this anime with dragons
- >DRAGUNS DRAGUNS FUCKINGDRAGUNS POWERDRAGUNS
- >i just reply two sentences every time
- "spike is best dragon"
- "WHO THE EFF IS THAT ERGOPAN IS THE STRONGEST BECAUSE HE OBTAINED THE BLABLABLALLLALALL"
- "it's ok kid, its a grown-up show that you wouldn't know about"
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- >im stuck driving the little fuckheads
- >in my new-2-me lexus
- >i will murder all if they fuck up my seats
- >anyway, inside bathroom
- >check in on vinyl thread
- >resume reading whilst freshening up a bit
- >get to kiss
- >bet it tastes like redbull
- >whoa fuck
- >muh dick
- >this godly writefag is making me vibrate with exitement
- >fap to just that part
- >i'm finding this idea way to hot
- >cum like crazy
- >ok im definatly saving this for later
- >make sure i keep the app open
- >head back to the cars
- >cant get that thread out of my head
- >getting mental images of a long passionate kiss with trap vinyl
- >already getting hard again
- >never been attracted to traps
- >im super attracted to this
- >NO BONER
- >anyway some annoying boring shit happens
- >skipping over car trip
- >we get to the place
- >the little fucks get out and run off
- >i get happy again
- >this place is actually fucking awesome
- >snow and cold is fun?
- >shit i didnt know that
- >first time in the sierras
- >only live 2 hours away too
- >in the back of my head the white snow reminds me of that badass DJ pone
- >weird feelings
- >ehh whatev
- >enjoy the day relaxing and getting settled
- >don't enjoy the fact that im splitting my room with the kids
- >god damn it dragunboy
- >shut up or i'll
- >wait
- >i remember i've got that vinyl thread
- >get weird feelings again
- >exited slash happy slash anxious slash worried
- >dafuq
- "ANOONN"
- "KIIIIIIDSSSSSS"
- "WERE GONNA WATCH A MOOVIEEE"
- >FUCK
- >national lampoons christmas vacaction
- >its a family tradition
- >ive seen this every year
- >for 20 years
- >mandatory attendance
- >find a corner spot
- >after everyones settled i whip out my phone
- >yess its still saved
- >too bad i cant refresh the page or anything
- >start from the top to catch up
- >oh fuck
- >these feels
- >speaking of feel
- >feel a twinge in my pants
- >its the part of the story where canon anon and cocania pone get to his house
- "you can drink as much as you want from THIS white stallion!"
- >tail flick
- >dat ass
- >hnnnnngggg
- "whatcha readinn"
- >ABORT ABORT
- >little cuzzo behind me
- >dont know how long
- >little ashley from alabama is cute
- >my favorite of all of them
- >shes quiet
- >supercute accent
- >good thing theres not many pics or anything
- "just a story"
- >im blushed and breating heavier than i should have
- >thank sunbutt shes not an adult and cant read people for shit
- "oohh can i read too??"
- >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- "i uh, dont think you'd like it"
- "why??"
- >holy shit she sounded like applebloom
- >so fucking adorable
- >snap back to the convo
- "it's just a boring old gun thread"
- "O MUTHA EFFER DID SOMEBODY SAY GUNSS?"
- >dragunboy just caught wind of this clusterfuck
- "IVE GOT A AIRSOFT AK AND ITS FULLAUTO AND I PAINTED IT OC CAMO L33T CUZ THATS WAT THE SNIPERS USE IN RUSSIA AND STUFF"
- >somebody tells him to stfu
- >ok this ain't so bad
- >everybody watching the movie
- >back to thread
- >reading with the intensity of 9000 lazerbeams
- >wanting to blow that white trap so bad
- >maybe even give sloppy seconds to god tier writefag that is creating this
- >did i just think that
- >theres those weird feelings again
- >i'm not gay though!
- >right?
- >further into the story
- >things are escalating for anon and that pon3
- >massive boner again
- >vinyls on top
- >cock on cock action
- >I'M NOT GAY THOUGH
- >right?
- >i'm having more realistic feels reading this thread on my phone in a rental cabin with chevy chase in the background than when i first got laid
- >tail pulling slippery sexy action
- >i cant take it anymore
- >make a break for the bathroom
- >someone said something
- >don't care
- >gotta release all this buildup
- >i'm hard as fuck
- >its most likely obvious
- >too fuckin bad
- >god dammit MLP
- >dont make me gay
- >start to fap
- >one of those SUPER EXITED shaky sessions
- >no material needed for this one
- >realize im so fucking enthralled with the idea that i dont need pics or anything
- >perfect mental image
- >vinyl's on top
- >were getting close
- >i cum first, vinyls close after though
- >shooting both loads on my messy stomach
- >we both collapse
- >damn i wish i could just feel th-
- >wait
- >did i just
- >gay?
- >finish and clean up
- >cum back out
- >everyone is looking
- >instablush
- >what did i d-
- >no
- >my phone
- >i left it
- >right there
- >on the fucking chair
- >screen unlocked
- >with the thread open
- >scan the room
- >mixed faces
- >closer relatives shocked and concerned
- >more distant family trying to not laugh
- >parents dissapoint
- >mom sad
- >dad wtf
- >dragunboy has a shit eating grin on
- >wtf did everybody see this shit or what
- >my fave lil cuzzo looks like she is scared
- >i realize shes the one who saw it first
- >i cant react
- >i
- "i w-was tryin' to tell you that you dropped your phone"
- >ashley noooo
- "next time try to leave the adult stuff at least locked on your phone anon"
- >everybody tries break the tension and return to the movie
- >i can feel the talk with my parents inbound after the movie
- >wat 2 say
- >fuck idk
- >how much did they read
- >shit i was on the orgasam scene
- >decide to get some fresh air
- >need a cig
- >digging through car to find the emergency pack
- >this is an emergency
- >and i thought i had quit
- "cigarettes arent cheap up here i bet"
- >lol not now brain
- >hear the door open
- >yep its my dad
- >hes a good father and a great friend
- >but he sucks at being sensitive
- "son u gay now?"
- "no!"
- >that weird feeling is back again
- >is my body telling me otherwise?
- >am i?
- "why u got gay horse stories"
- >told ya
- >realize they had the time to read a good chunk
- >and the pics
- >hopefully nothing too hardcore
- "not sure myself, opened it earlier and just kept reading it heh"
- "as a joke then?"
- >not sure what he meant at the time
- "yea lol"
- >he seems to lighten up
- "oh haha i gotcha"
- >he thinks i was reading it like a comedy?
- "just make sure the kids dont see your phone ok?"
- "ok dad"
- >smoke a cig
- >wow its fucking beautiful up here at night
- >smoke a cig
- >take a little walk
- >the worst is over
- >the worst is over?
- >i think
- >but why do i still feel weird?
- >can one thread turn your entire sexuality around
- >wow
- >much feelings
- >many emotion
- >that night nobody said a word to me
- >even dragunboy
- >how the fuck did he manage that?
- >nxt day
- >still feel more eyes on me than usual
- >brush it off
- >today we are going to bear valley
- >this is what i was looking forward to so much
- >start feeling my usual happy self
- >still theres something in the back of my head
- >try to block out
- >keep getting these images of getting ridden by trap vinyl
- >why brain
- >once we get to the board rental place i forget about it
- >try my hand at it without lessions
- >i used to skate so this shouldnt be any different right?
- >its different
- >get pretty bruised up
- >everybody had good time
- >sweet
- >maybe this wont be so bad after all
- and so the rest of the week went pretty well (YES THIS IS AN EPILOGUE SINCE I RAN OUT OF GREENTEXT)
- and everybody moved on without causing a scene, to my surprise
- but i still feel different about myself. [spoiler]i would jump on that black horse dick and ride trapvinyl anyday[/spoiler]
- so there ya go. thats all ive got
- that's as close to writefagging as i'll ever get
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