[b]WWF Title
Hell In A Cell
[url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJy_2cMl5iU"]Goldust[/url](c) vs [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlk_WHxwdkE"]The Undertaker[/url] vs [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D2LQioyTOM"]Vader[/url] vs [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQi0Nb5gUEI"]Cactus Jack[/url] vs [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVpgK1sH2tI"]Brian Pillman[/url] vs [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87UsYD4iDco"]Kane[/url][/b]

After the ring introductions, everyone makes a beeline for Goldust, who runs away and rolls under the ring. Cactus, Vader, Kane, Pillman, and Taker all try to search under the ring for him as Vince loudly denounces Goldust on commentary.

"Of all the dirty tricks! Yet again, Goldust is running away from a championship match, but he'll only be able to hide for so long! Soon enough, someone's winning that title off him!"
After a while of searching, Kane finally seems to have found something! He pulls, and pulls, and finally drags Goldust feet first out from under the ring, before being clobbered with the steel chair Goldust brought out with him! Goldust runs wild on the competition with the steel chair, laying in another on Kane before walloping Pillman, clubbering Vader into the Cell wall, and getting the Undertaker in his sights before EATING A CHAIR ASSISTED BIG BOOT FROM UNDERTAKER! Goldust is out like a light, staggering into the wall and collapsing in a heap as Taker lumbers over towards him, before getting chop blocked by Mick Foley! Foley looks around the cell to see every other competitor down, and a sick grin plays over his face. He gestures to the crowd, vigorously slapping his elbow, and the crowd goes wild! Cactus gets on the apron, and drops the Cactus Elbow onto Taker! He gets up, back on the apron, and drops it onto Pillman! Again, onto Kane! Again, onto Vader! The crowd is all wound up as Cactus winds up for yet another elbow, and CACTUS ELBOWS GOLDUST INTO THE WALL OF THE CELL! THE SEGMENT OF WALL BREAKS OFF, AND CACTUS AND GOLDUST TUMBLE TO THE OUTSIDE!

In the cell, Taker, Pillman, Kane, and Vader have started to get to their feet. Kane is the first up, and he drags Taker to his feet before smashing his face into the turnbuckle post! He drags Taker to the next post, and smashes his head into it again! He then pushes Taker into the ring, whips him into the corner, sets him up on the turnbuckle, AND HITS THE ELEVATED CHOKESLAM! He makes the cover, and Joanna drops to her knees to start the count.

1... ... 2... ... ...2.9, as Pillman breaks the count! He pushes Kane off, and goes for the cover on Taker himself!
1.2.2.9, Kane deadlifts Pillman off Taker, grabbing Pillman around the waist, and planting him onto his shoulders! JR is apoplectic!
"BAH GAWD, MEAN GENE, WE HAVE JUST SEEN SOME BONA FIDE GRECO-ROMAN WRESTLING OUT OF THE BIG RED MONSTER TONIGHT! I TELL YOU, FOLKS, I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED KANE TO RIDE IN ON A PEGASUS BEFORE I WOULD EVER SEE TECHNICAL WRESTLING OUT OF A MONSTER LIKE THAT!"
Kane hooked the leg, and waited, but Joanna refused to count! From the crowd, a chant rang out!
"...ONE! ...TWO! ...THREE! ...FOUR! ...FIVE! ..SI-!" Vader breaks the pin, grabs Kane, and powerbombs him! The Mastodon follows up by powerbombing Taker into the turnbuckle! Vader tries to make it 3 in a row as he picks up Pillman, and flips him onto his shoulders, but Joanna starts laying in on him with punches! This distracts him just long enough for Pillman to reverse the powerbomb into a Huricanrana! Vader's mass means Pillman can just barely hook the legs, but he does!

1.2.2.9, Taker breaks the pin!

On the outside, Goldust and Foley are still brawling, with Goldust dragging Foley's face across the cell wall, mocking the crowd as he does so!

Back inside, Joanna starts arguing with Taker, as Pillman works over Vader. It starts off with Joanna pointing to her ref shirt, explaining that she is the law, but when she pokes Taker in the chest, his eyes widen in anger. Finally, she slaps him across the face, and he picks her up for the LAST RIDE POWERBOMB! He plants her down on the mat, to the chagrin of Brian Pillman! Taker then grabs Pillman, and hits the TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! He drops Pillman down, laying his hands across his chest for the pin! The ref is out, so the crowd starts again!
"...ONE! ...TWO! ...THREE! ...FOUR! ...FIVE!"

On the outside, Goldust and Cactus have started climbing the Cell!

At commentary, Vince gets up, takes off his suit jacket, and takes off his shirt, REVEALING A REF SHIRT! He books it into the ring, drops to his knees, and starts the count!

1...2...2.9, Kane breaks up the pin! The Big Red Machine pulls Taker to his feet, whips him to the ropes, and hits a big boot! Vader hits a sick lariat on Kane! Pillman hits the ropes for a springboard, and hits Vader with the Air Pillman!

Goldust and Cactus are brawling on the top! They exchange punches, each getting a "YAY" or "BOO" from the crowd as appropriate, before Goldust picks up Cactus, AND POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE CELL! "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" Goldust climbs onto the inside ceiling of the cell, and drops onto Vader for a soft landing. Pillman and Goldust are the only ones left standing! They both roll to the outside, with Goldust grabbing a chair, and Pillman grabbing a Singapore cane! Goldust rolls back in the ring, and clobbers Pillman with the chair before Pillman is able to even lift his cane! He goes for the pin on Pillman!

1...2...VINCE FLIPS OFF GOLDUST AND REFUSES TO COUNT THE PIN! Vader barrels in and pushes Pillman's body out of the ring before picking up Goldust and NAILING HIM WITH THE POWERBOMB! Vader makes the pin!

1...2...2.9, Taker breaks up the pin! Goldust scrambles out of the way as Taker hauls up Vader and sets him up for the Tombstone! Taker goes for the pin!

1...2...2.9, Kane breaks up the pin! Kane drags Taker to his feet as Vader tumbles to the floor, before nailing Taker with a chokeslam! Before Kane can even make the pin, Goldust sneaks behind him and sets up the Curtain Call! He nails Kane with the Curtain Call! Goldust gets to his feet to gloat to the crowd that he's the only one left, just in time to see Foley staggering to his feet! Goldust barrels towards him, knocking Mick into the corner with a body splash! He then hooks Foley's feet into the ropes for the Shattered Dreams, and runs to the opposite corner before careening into the corner with the dropkick, WHICH FOLEY DODGES! Goldust is in a heap, upside down in the corner, allowing Foley to hit the opposite corner AND HIT THE RUNNING SENTON IN THE CORNER! Foley drags Goldust to his feet in the center of the ring, AND NAILS THE DOUBLE ARM DDT! CACTUS JACK MAKES THE COVER!

[b]1...2...3! Cactus Jack is the new WWF Champion![/b]