Sakura Kawai:

So there we were, a confident gang of newbros in atrons and dessies unknowingly heading towards epic content. A couple of systems prior to this, we spot a retribution, who quickly flees from us. We decide to chase him through the various stargates,

During the chase, we get a callout on mumble with someone saying "Hey guys, just informing you guys that there's 50 or so enemy ishtar fleet behind you guys and heading your direction."

At this point theres no going back. We eventually realize the retribution is long gone, and we anchor up on a gate starting to debate what to do from here on out, All while this humongous ishtar fleet is slowly creeping up behind us. Our hands were shaking and our knees were trembling.

SUDDENLY - GATEFLASH!
http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130110/1000/oh_wrestling_youre_so_funny_44.gif

Its a fucking Dominix.

The phrase: "PRIMARY ON THE DOMINIX, DOMINIX, DOMINIX!!" roars through mumble.
He launches his drones in a futile attempt to escape the might of our glorious assault, but the beast finally explodes in a blaze of glory.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44680868/

Amidst all the euforia and screams of joy on mumble, we quickly #YOLO into the neighbouring system, find the retribution we were chasing earlier sitting outside station. We swiftly dispose of his ugly face:

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44681031/

We got his pod too, like real space-pirates do.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44681038/

About a minute later, the 50-man Ishtar fleet jumps into the system in search of some retribution (pun intended) for their fallen bro's. Some of us have time to dock up, but they blow up a few brave souls. Eventually they move on.

We rounded up the night by successfully baiting a VNI to agress outside station before we hightail it out of there, going the long way around, almost all of us make it back to GE alive.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44681357/

OP SUCCESS!