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Robot Pony Souls

Apr 22nd, 2012
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  1. LAST TIME, ON DEUS EX: ANON REVOLUTION
  2.  
  3. -Anon returned home
  4. -Anon decided that he won't fit into society
  5. -Anon flew around as a robot
  6. -Lyra had stowed away in his chest, and tried to rip off his hands
  7. -Anon turned into a giant robot and saved himself from falling to his death
  8. -Lyra died inside of Anon's robot body
  9.  
  10. PART 1 OF 4, GHOST IN THE MACHINE
  11.  
  12. >Lying on top of the biggest building in the city
  13. >The military has been looking for you all day
  14. >Turning into a giant robot probably wasn't a good idea
  15. >But they can't catch you, you're the god machine
  16. >You look up in the night sky, enjoying how awesome you are
  17. >You suddenly feel something funny
  18. >Your arms flap widely on the ground
  19. "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH, I HAVE HANDS, LEGS, FEET, I'M HUMAN!"
  20. >You said it, but that wasn't you
  21. >You know it was Lyra
  22. >But she's dead
  23. >But that can only mean one thing
  24. >She is a ghost, trapped in your body
  25.  
  26. PART 2 OF 4, THE HUMAN SPIRIT
  27.  
  28. "Get out of my body, Lyra!"
  29. >"Never! I've finally got what I wanted, and I'm not giving it up"
  30. "This isn't your body, it's mine! Now go to pony Heaven or Valhalla or where ever ponies go.
  31. >"NOPE!"
  32. >Robot arms are bust out of your body
  33. >You start touching yourself in all the wrong places
  34. >"Darn, a penis. Oh well, can't get everything you want, right?"
  35. GET OUT OF ME!
  36. >"MAKE ME!"
  37. I WILL!
  38. >You turn into a GIANT ROBOT
  39.  
  40. PART 3 OF 4, MISTAKES
  41.  
  42. >This was a bad idea
  43. >Lyra controls the giant robot
  44. >She's running around, destroying everything
  45. "Why, Lyra, why?!?!?"
  46. >"Why not?"
  47. >The military is firing everything they got at you
  48. >If you don't stop her, you'll be dead
  49. "Um...um...disconnect?"
  50. >You switch to your normal body
  51. >You're in the robot
  52. >You fall out of the control chair, but Lyra soon takes control
  53. >You fight back, and fall to the floor
  54. >"I won't give up your body! It's mine!"
  55. "My body is my own, you whore!"
  56. >Lyra is too strong, you're loosing control
  57. "Um...INTRUDER ALERT! I'M AN INTRUDER"
  58. >Robotic hands pick you up
  59.  
  60. PART 4 OF 4, SOUL SNATCHER
  61.  
  62. >A glowing syringe stabs into you
  63. >You can see a blue mist sinking out of you and going to the syringe
  64. >The smoke forms into Lyra's soul
  65. >"NOOOOOOO!"
  66. >The syringe connects to a pipe, and Lyra's soul is sucked into the pipe
  67. What...what's going to happen to her
  68. >A machine voice responds
  69. >"Her soul shall be used as backup power in case of emergency, and then released"
  70. So...I'm powered by....
  71. >"Yes, your own soul, and the souls of others"
  72. Well...ok
  73.  
  74.  
  75. THE END
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