Unforeseen Consequences - Accepting the truth.

“Excuse me?! Are you seriously asking if I have a reason?! Maybe you don’t know who you’re talking to. Hello! My name is Eris! Spirit of chaos! A pleasure to meetcha!”
>Uh, dude?
>Yes, Eris?
>WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! CELESTIA IS ANGRY AS HECK NOW! AAAAH! AND YOU SAY I’M THE STUPID SIDE?!
>Oh, that? It was ‘cuz I wanted to try something.
>DUDE, WHAT THE HECK?! DO YOU WANT TO EAT LASERS OR SOMETHING?!
>Listen, I could explain to you why I did all of that, but at the end of the day, you’re stupid. So the only thing your air-head needs to know is that everything is gonna be fine!

>Dude, you must be crazier than me if you legit think that’s gonna fly. Like, holy-cow! You just taunted THE CELESTIA! We ain’t gonna get outta here with our butts!
>A’ight, your whining is starting to get reaaally annoying! So I’ll explain it to you really quick. Accord was very clear about him not doing fights, remember?
>Uh, no?
>Of course you don’t, you only think about pranking and stallions! Luckily for us, I actually pay attention. So, if Accord doesn’t do fights, then it makes sense that nopony in this crappy company can get into fights either, right?
>Uuuh… I dunno?
>I’ve no idea what I expected. Just… okay, you see how their eyes have this weird gray filter on them?
>Oh, yeah! Wonder how I missed that!

>’Cuz you’re stupid. When somepony has weird eyes like that, it always, ALWAYS mean they’re being mind-controlled in some way or another. So now shut up, and lemme handle this, ok?
>“Very well then, I will call security since you have no real reason to be here, other than delay mine and my sister’s work of course.”
>Dude, dude! Celestia is gonna pick that ancient-looking… phone? What the hay is that thing?! Oh, never mind! She’s gonna rat us out! We gotta do something, now!
>That’s a telegraph, dude. It was used in ancient times to send lame text messages, and… why am I even explaining this to you? Just sit back, relax, and see how Eris handle this.
>Dude! You made that phone-thing to explode into a bunch of butterflies! Hah! Now they’re stuck with us!
>Not yet, we still have to get rid of their other escape routes.

>“Celie!” Look! Luna is actually doing something! “Keep the draconequus distracted! I shall bring aid as fast as I possibly can!”
>See? They can still go through that door. Not for long, tho.
“Ah, Ah, Ah! Now where do you think you’re going? The party hasn’t even started!”
>Soooo… You made the door melt into a bunch of lavenders, that’s… cool, I guess? I mean, I liked the effect and Luna’s shocked face is priceless, but… Why?
>Well, no particular reason, really. I just remembered that every time we visit the dork there are a buncha lavender flowers everywhere, especially outside and inside of his room. Guessed a detail like that would help to make them snap outta Accord’s spell.
>I don’t think it worked like you thought, dude. Celestia still looks like she wants to murder us with a pointy stick.
>Yep, and her horn is now glowing with magic. Which means I can cut-out their last route.

>“Do you think this is enough to contain us? Seems like you forget that we can…”
“Use your magic to get outta here?! HAH! Think again, sister!”
>Oh, my gosh! You mad girl, you actually did it! You took away their horns and wings! Wait… didn’t our pops do the same thing with Purple and her gang? It was a season opener, I think.
>Yup! Right before they got inside his wacky maze of betrayal. Gotta be honest, I don’t like copying the old man, but hey, if it works, it works.
>I know! But you know what this means?! It means we can like, use all kind of crazy chaos magic on them! Dude, this is gonna be so awesome!
>Nope! But bet I got your hopes high for a second there, huh? Listen, we can’t use that much chaos right. Accord would tell we’re here and then everything would be screwed.
>Laaaaaameeee!

>Come on! Look it on the bright side! We can be as sassy as we want with the princesses! And they can’t fight back!
>YAY! I LOVE being sassy!
>Me too, and it’s even better when we can do it in the face of two de-horned and de-winged alicorns!
“D’awww! Why the long faces? Did something bad happen? Pffft! Chill out, will ya?! I said I’m here to talk! And talking is what we’re gonna do!”
>“You dare to demand such a thing when you refuse to accept harmony?!” Oooh! Luna is getting angry! “We have nothing to discuss with the likes of you! Be gone now!”
>Is not like Celestia is all cool either, y’know? “I don’t know what your intentions are, but I don’t care. We will do whatever is necessary to prevent you from endangering anypony in Harmony Inc.!”
>Dude, why are we lying on top of this stupid desk? It’s so uncomfortable!
>’Cuz it looks cool, and I need my coolness to answer the stupid thing Celestia just said… and I need a better angle to look at those two.

>Why? Is not like they’re THAT cute.
>Is not ‘cuz of that! Look their eyes! They got grayer, and in cartoon language, that means that Accord’s spell forced them to say all of that!
“Protect others?! HAH! Oh please! You were supposed to be THE princesses! You were supposed to protect your cool kingdom from stuff like this?! But what did you do instead?! You let Accord to have his way just so you could have a less crappy job! Honestly, dude I’ve heard a lotta sad jokes, but you two seriously take the cake!”
>“Whatever are you talking about? As far as I can recall, me and Celie have always occupied this position within the company. In fact, I am quite sure that our company does not contain anything like what you mentioned”
“Well, duh! Of course there ain’t any vacant for princess of the night here! Accord took all of that out when he took over your Equestria!”
>Dude, look at Luna! She’s now trying to play the dementia card. Ain’t that cute! Too bad that ain’t gonna work with us, right?

>I don’t think she’s faking it, dude. Like, sure, maybe you’re right for once and pigs can now fly without us making them, but….
>“I shall ignore those petty insults for now. I have something more important to ask you. Those two terms you mentioned. Equestria and Princess of the night. They are things that I constantly dream about. But the question here is, how can you know about that?”
>Hey dude, why did you go silent like that? Are you finally giving up on this boring plan?
>Not at all, my dear, stupid me. The grayness in Luna’s is starting to go away. You know what that means?
>Push her buttons until she caves in?
>EXACTLY!
“What? No seriously, what?! Come one, dude! Use your brain! I’m just a spirit of chaos, I can’t go inside other ponies’ dreams. That’s your shtick, not mine!”
>Oh, my gosh! You were right! Luna’s eyes is getting back to normal! And I think her fur is also looking better.

>Well, look at that! I actually missed that detail! Is not as bad as what my old man did with Twilight and her friends, but their fur is definitely less colorful than what it should be.
>You see?! I ain’t that stupid!
>Yes, you are! Now, shut up! Luna is coming back to her senses and I don’t want you to ruin it!
>“What you say, is not possible. Simply not possible. Traveling to other ponies’ dreams is something that I have…”
>“Luna, hush! The spirit of chaos is only trying to confuse you!”
>HAH! IN YOUR FACE! This time I didn’t screw up anything! Celestia did!
>I dunno why you’re celebrating, dude. We want them both to get off of Accord’s Kool-Aid, and Celestia just got worse.
>“But then how can you explain that she knows about what happens in my dreams?! How can she know about the land of Equestria that I have told you and only you about?! Celie, I think that…”

>“Enough, Luna! Once we’re through with the spirit of chaos, you will go straight to the re-education center and stay there until you forget about these unharmonious fantasies!”
>Geez! What happened to Celestia’s colors?! She’s one step from looking like one of those prehistoric cartoons!
>Not that much, but she definitely looks like Twilight and her friends after their first round with our pops. And that totally sucks for us.
>Yeah… I mean, the mighty sun-butt is acting like a crazy fanatical. Getting her outta this is gonna be super hard.
>Are you stupid?! Wait… you were right again! Man, this is getting creepy.
>Well, I did watch the same cartoons as you. And this kinda thing is never good news.
>… Dang, you’re right again! Uh… whatever, I’ll still do the talking.
“You even have one of those? Gee, sister! I dunno why you worry so much about cute-little me when you already screwed everypony harder than any other villain!”

>“So you continue with your nonsense. Harmony Inc. provides safety and order for its employees.  That’s why our system works, because we live under a perfect harmony. Oh, but what am I saying? You’re a spirit of chaos! There’s no way for you to understand these concepts.”
>Dude, she’s getting grayer and grayer. What are we gonna do?
>Keep pushing! Maybe Celestia is too hard-headed to buckle in, but Luna is looking a lot better right now! We just gotta get her out of that trance she’s having!
“You’re right there, sister! I just don’t get it!”
>“Good, now that we have reached an agreement, you can finally leave us to…”
“I don’t get the garbage that’s coming from your mouth! Look around you, sister! These ponies ain’t your ponies anymore! They’re Accord’s slaves living in perfect slavery! No wait! That’s a lie too! ‘Cuz they don’t other than work, work and work all day, every day until they die! How can you even call that living?!”

>“So what are you proposing then? That we should turn on back on harmony and adopt your ways?! Don’t make me laugh! Your world is a chaotic mess that’s on the verge of destruction!”
“Y’know, it’s kinda ironic you said that. Wait, no… the irony is so thick that you could choke on it! Gonna give you an advice, sister. Why don’t you take a good look at your world before opening your mouth?”
>“As I just told you, Harmony Inc. works perfectly for everypony, or, in a language you can actually understand, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
>Okay! Now you can’t tell me that she ain’t looking like a 20’s cartoon!
>Yeah… uh… dang it! Screw this! Time to use my ace!
“Oh, but you do! I’m sure you do! Tell me something, sister. When was the last time you had a nice picnic under the sun? When was the last time you swum in a lake that ain’t the nasty oil leaks your factory has? When was the last time you smelled a flower that ain’t the cheap plastic trash you have in your office? Pfft! Do you even remember this?”
>Dude, where the heck are we now? Seriously, tell me when we’re gonna use our powers!

>Nah! I like giving surprises, even to myself. As for your dumb question. I took us all to Ponyville’s outskirts. Y’know, the comfy grassland that Auntie Flutters always uses for her picnics.
>Oh, yeah! I didn’t recognize the place ‘cuz we always come here when is sunny and stuff. Why did you pick this place anyway?
>You didn’t recognize the place ‘cuz you’re stupid. As for why I choose here, well, the view is rad! I mean, look at it! Tonight we have a full moon and more stars than the Oscars! And I like my little details.
>Oh yeah? Like what?!
>The wind always blows nicely here, so the grass kinda looks like the sea. That will remind our brainwashed princesses about how cool nature is.
>That’s it?! Dude, if you wanted the Captain Planet approach, you could’ve take us to some nice beach instead!
>Of course is not everything, you stupid bimbo! Listen, the place is not all nature and stuff, you can see Ponyville in all its boring and peaceful glory with Canterlot watching all over the landscape with that mighty vibe it has.

>I dunno what that has to do with anything, but okay.
>AAAh! You are fully back to your stupid self! I was getting worried for a minute! Listen, Celestia says how much better life is at that factory, right?
>Yeah, and she gets grayer every time.
>Well, now she can actually see… or well, remember how much better life in Equestria was. Like, she can see that Accord has been lying to her.
>I dunno if your plan is working that well, dude. I mean, Celestia is stumbling a bit, sure, but she still is the grayest pony that has ever gray.
>But she’s stumbling! That’s a progress!

>“Those things… are irrelevant, they… they needed to go… President Accord brought perfect harmony to…”
>Holy carp, dude! Luna just slapped Celestia! Like, WOW! That totally had to hurt!
>Well duh! Luna has finally snapped outta Accord’s spell! And look! Celestia ain’t that gray anymore! I mean, she still has no color in her, but she ain’t gonna star in some Felix the Cat sketch either!
>AAAAND! WE JUST GOT SOME FAMILY DRAMA ABOUT TO HAPPEN! TIME TO BRING THE POPCORN, DUDE!
>Heck yeah! I already pulled out the seats, popcorn, soda and even some nice candy for us! MMM! I wonder how long it will take to get to the actual fight!
>Ssssh! The show is about to start!
>“Luna… why… why did you do that?”

>“Celie, I love you, more than what you can possibly imagine, but I cannot allow you to continuing saying those awful things. Not when Harmony Inc. goes against everything we once stood for!”
>Ooooh! Look at Celestia! She’s totally horrified!
>“LUNA! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!”
>“BECAUSE I CHOSE TO NOT RUN AWAY FROM THE TRUTH, CELIE! I CHOSE TO REMEMBER WHAT IT MEANT TO LIVE IN HARMONY! THE KIND OF HARMONY THAT WE HAD IN EQUESTRIA AND THAT ACCORD TOOK AWAY FROM US!”
>Well geez! I thought the dork was loud with his dumb Canterlot’s voice but Luna takes the prize! My ears are still ringing after that yell!
>Who cares?! It didn’t make Celestia to get back some more color to her or to shut up! And on that note, shut up!

>“Luna, I think the lies of that insane draconequus have gotten the best of you. Accord gave us safety, order and yes, harmony! The only things he took away were all the chaos and danger that existed in our world.”
>“My poor and dear sister. Is your mind so clouded that you cannot remember how Equestria used to be? Is your heart so numbed that you cannot feel pain for the world we devastated? Look around you, Celestia. The only thing Accord brought with him was suffering!”
>“This world is not… President Accord’s guidelines for harmony…”
>Dude, dude! What is happening?! Why did Celestia collapsed like that?!
>’Cuz Luna did it, Celestia is finally buckling down!
>“Luna… I… I can’t”

>“Look with your heart, Celestia, not with the blindfold that Accord put over your eyes. Look at the values that we traded for a soulless company. The ponies that we let slip into the darkness of Accord’s factory. The beautiful world that we let be destroyed by our greediness. Look at the Equestria that we failed to!”
>Okay, dude! Now you gotta tell me why the awkward silence between those two? I mean, seriously! The only thing Celestia is doing now is checking out the view! We can totally make this better with some chaos!
>Shut up, you idiot! You ain’t ruining this moment!
>What?! What moment?! There’s only silence here!
>Look again, you stupid air-headed bimbo!
>For what? I only see… oh… oh, man. Is Celestia…?

>Yep, she’s bawling her eyes out.
>“How could I let all of this happen, Luna? I… I was supposed to be their leader… I was supposed to protect them… how could I be so blind?!”
>I was gonna say she got back all of her colors, but guess you’re right.
>Ugh! Of course she did, now, before we barge in into this cheesy family moment, we gotta wait for Luna to do the finishing touches.
>“The fault does not rest on our stupidity, Celestia, at least not entirely. Accord’s spell changed the very fabric of our reality, taking hold of the mind and heart of every single living creature in our Equestria. However, it is our complete responsibility to prevent this world from suffering the same fate as us.”

>“But, Luna, how can we do that?! How can stand against Accord?! How can we even hope to get back what we lost?!”
>A’ight! This is our cue!
“Duh! With a lil’ bit of chaos, of course! Listen, sister. If you’re finished with being a crybaby, why don’t you wipe those tears and listen to what your big sister Eris has to say? And as a bit of a spoiler, it does involve kicking Accord’s butt until it comes out of his mouth AND fixin’ the junkyard that your world must be!”