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- >Day 1 in Equestria
- Wait a second.
- >What?
- Do you mean it's my first day here, or it's the first day in the history of Equestria?
- >Well, this is a Flutterrape oneshot, so I imagine that it's your first day here.
- A what?
- >You'll find out soon enough, Now back to the story.
- Story?
- >Shut up! I'm trying to be funny here, and you're fucking my shit up!
- …
- >Cheezus.
- >Anyway, You awaken to find yourself in the middle of a field.
- >It's nice here, and you've been coming here the past few nights in your dreams, lots of grass, flowers, the whole sha-bang.
- >There's something different this time though.
- >You can't quite put your finger on it, but you reason to yourself that it's just a dream, and therefor there will always be something weird about it.
- >You stand up, and decide to just start walking, a first for you as usually when you're here, you just lie there like a log, and enjoy the serenity.
- 1/?
- >You walk for about an hour, and seeing as this is just a dream, you begin to hum, to keep your mouth occupied, after all it's not like you usually have anything good to say.
- Well that's pretty mean.
- >Dealwithit.jpeg
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt08U0aVrXo&list=FLVRdsxaC7TdCA_0DC2AnU_g&index=16
- >Pretty good stuff.
- >As you near the end of the song, you see a few new and interesting things on the horizon
- >Being as curious as you are, you pick up the pace, and take off at a brisk jog to see what new dreamscape you've happened upon.
- >It's a town, a rather colorful town, but definitely a town.
- >You chalk the colorfulness up to your awesome imagination.
- It is pretty awesome, looks like a town out of some cartoon.
- >Yup.
- >You head down the hill you're standing on, and attempt to get a closer look at this odd little burg you've come across. There seems to be some activity going on down there, but you're too far to make anything out.
- Wish I had my glasses, or a pair of binoculars.
- 2/?
- >Well you don't, now get a move on, you're taking too long to get to the part we all want to read.
- What?
- >you head into the little town, and all seems fairly quiet, you don't see much movement, and what little you do see, hurriedly disappears.
- Odd.
- >You do however get the distinct feeling that you're being watched by many eyes.
- >It's a frightening feeling.
- Spooky.
- >You call out.
- Hello? I'm not here for any bad reason, I'm just exploring. Hope y'all don't mind me, I'm a pretty awesome guy.
- >With each word, you feel less and less comfortable.
- Ok, then, if you guys won't come out to see me i guess i'll just be going now. Sorry for the trouble.
- >You turn to leave the odd little town, but stop short when you see a small horse like creature coming towards you.
- >It's color is like no horse you've ever seen though, as it sports a body of lavender, and a mane of dark blue, with a few strands of pink and purple as well.
- >It also appears to have a horn.
- Man, my eyes must be worse than I thought. But wow is this dream getting weird.
- 3/?
- >As the odd little purple unicorn thing approaches you, you begin to be able to see it's expression, and it doesn't look like it's glad you're here.
- Well, it seems upset.
- >"You have some nerve showing your face around here"
- >It seems the two of you are acquainted.
- >Also she (according to the voice) can talk english.
- Whoa, what, wait wait wait.
- >You sort of lose it at the talking pegasus.
- You're amazing! You can talk? How-
- >She cuts you off.
- >"Don't play dumb with me you, you monkey you! We wont fall for the whole innocent act again."
- >Perhaps there's another you around here somewhere, but regardless of that, you should probably consider pleading your innocence in as wholehearted a way you can.
- >Her horn's a-glow, and that likely won't bode well for you.
- Wait Wait, stop, I'm sorry but you have me mistaken for someone else. I just got here, and please don't kill me or turn me to stone or anything like that i'll do anything.
- >You panic and promise something you don't know you can keep.
- >The purple unicorn, levels her horn at you, and fires a blast the color purple at you.
- >You close your eyes, and pray.
- 4/?
- >The purple stuff hits you, but oddly enough you don't really feel anything, at least anything negative.
- >It just sorta tickles.
- >You open your eyes, and sure enough you're still in one piece.
- Umm...
- >"Hush, I'm trying to concentrate!"
- >You stay as quiet as you can hoping the purple unicorn isn't trying to mind control you or melt your brain or anything equally nasty.
- …
- >"Huh, I guess you're telling the truth. I'm not getting any memories from you, and the other one had plenty of stuff to 'tell' when I scanned him."
- Can I speak now then?
- >"Yeah, sorry for the harsh welcome, it's just the last time I saw a whatever-you-are, he almost burned down my house, with me and my teacher in it. He made a pretty bad name for himself."
- >As the unicorn talks, a few other horses(?) begin coming out of the little buildings all over the place
- >They're all a bit smaller than the horses you're used to, and many of them sport oddly colored coats.
- >A few have horns, and a few have wings.
- Wait, what? You read my mind?
- >"Kinda, mostly your memories, although I do basically know what you were thinking as that whole spell happened."
- Cool stuff, can you teach me how to do that? Can you do other cool things with that horn of yours?
- >You ask the purple unicorn a few questions, and after a while she asks if you wouldn't mind following her for a moment.
- >Lucky for you, as the other little horses were giving you wary looks, seemingly only tolerating your presence because the little purple unicorn did.
- 5/?
- >You, being the curious guy you are, follow the small talking unicorn to what looks like a tree on the outside, but acts as the town library. The irony is lost on you.
- >Books line the walls, and there appear to be multiple floors, you have to sort of hunch to fit through the door, but once inside you can stand regularly.
- So, I'm sorry, but is there something I can call you, the narrator is getting tired of describing you based on your appearance, and would really appreciate a name to associate with it.
- >"The Narrator? I'm not sure what you mean by that, but sure, my name is Twilight Sparkle, and this, is my home." She waves around as she ends the sentence.
- A pleasure to make your acquaintance Twilight sparkle, I am Anonymous.
- >"Likewise"
- Ok, so now that the formalities are over and done with, might I ask a few questions, Twilight Sparkle?
- >"Of course, but only if you don't mind answering a few of my own."
- Sure, you go first.
- >"How did you get here?"
- Well, that's a great question, but i'm afraid I have no idea, If I'm perfectly honest, I think I'm having a dream right now, and this is all just some weird lucid dreaming thing happening right now.
- >"Pity, ok well fair's fair, what's your question?"
- Well, i shoukd think this first question is a pretty obvious one to ask, Where am I?
- 6/6
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