ARKAEN REPORTING, SIRE

I'm a medieval man, therefore I am the perfect person to- hey, why do you keep touching me?  Anyways, I've learned that in Azeroth, TWO FACTIONS BATTLE FOR DOMINANCE.

Err, yeah.

Basically, I am better than your mother at facerolling, if you know what I mean.  I'll pay you by letting you send me an invite to your guild.

First, though, several things must be met.

To begin, read the following:

"Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna turn around,
and,
desert you;
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
Never gonna turn around
and
hurt you"

To continue, you must buy me two of each of the following:  World of Warcraft;  World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade;  World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King;  World of Warcraft: Cataclysm.

That way, I'll be able to put a refer-a-friend in my refer-a-friend.

So I can friend while I friend.

But, this is a rather...
*Sunglasses*
Foreign Endeavor.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Regards,
Arkaen


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Dren's notes.
He isn't really applying, since he's US based and plays on US servers...but he said he would if he could, so I told him to apply anyways.