Mobius Random Encounter

(that works too)
Rolandsprite
Roll stealth to approach the four imps you see in this environment listening to punk rock music.
Mobius_Cyvern
If stealth is completely against Mobius's personality, can I just run in screaming instead?
Rolandsprite
Well, what you can do is scream "SNEAK ATTACK" like a jackass. This is an acceptable course of action.
Mobius_Cyvern
This is the perfect strategy.
"SNEAK ATTTACK!!!"
Rolandsprite
The imps are confused.
Mobius_Cyvern
Mission successful
Rolandsprite
They hear the words "Sneak Attack," and yet the intruder is clearly making no attempt to be sneaky.
Roll initiative
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{21}
Mobius_Cyvern
"SNEAK ATTTACK!!!"
Rolandsprite
"Haha. Okay." One imp says.
!roll 4#d20-1
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 4#d20-1 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{18}, [ 1d20=3 ]{2}, [ 1d20=16 ]{15}, [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
Rolandsprite
You go first, of course.
Add an extra D4 to your first attack if successful
Because it's a sneak attack.
Mobius_Cyvern
I run up to the nearest one and punch him in the face.
!Roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
Mobius_Cyvern
(Hit?)
Rolandsprite
God looks at your attempt to punch him and says, "eh, why not. Roll damage."
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d10+7
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d10+7 --> [ 1d10=2 ]{9}
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d4
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
Rolandsprite
His life is brought to an immediate and tragic end.
"m-mother i..." DED
Mobius_Cyvern
"No oone cares, dude..."
I turn to the next one and offhand punch him too.
!Roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{21}
Rolandsprite
He doesn't either; it's hard to care from underling hell
You hit.
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d10
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d10 --> [ 1d10=5 ]{5}
Mobius_Cyvern
I smile, and end my turn.
Rolandsprite
He, too, is one shot by your amazing fists of sex appeal and fury.
Mobius_Cyvern
"Oh, man..."
"I am awesome..."
Rolandsprite
The other two decide to take revenge. But not before taking an entire ten rounds to bow to your greatness.
!roll 2#d20-1
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 2#d20-1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{12}, [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
Mobius_Cyvern
I spend ten rounds accepting their praise.
Both hit.
Rolandsprite
!roll 2#d4-1
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 2#d4-1 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{0}, [ 1d4=4 ]{3}
Rolandsprite
But only one does any notable amount of damage.
They both use their minors to kowtow.
Mobius_Cyvern
"Oh, welll now, that's just not coool..."
Rolandsprite
Then they end their turns.
Mobius_Cyvern
(What is kowtow?)
Rolandsprite
(bowing, as in awe or respect)
Mobius_Cyvern
(Ah, alright, i am ok with this)
Despite being totally ok with this, I punch them both in the face once.
!Roll 2#1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 2#1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{21}, [ 1d20=11 ]{17}
Rolandsprite
Both hit, of course
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d10+7
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d10+7 --> [ 1d10=8 ]{15}
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d10+1
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d10+1 --> [ 1d10=7 ]{8}
Rolandsprite
One shots abound.
To be clear
Mobius_Cyvern
(I forgot the bonus damage on the last offhand punch)
Rolandsprite
Their HP, in the order that you struck them, was 4, 8, 8, 4
Mobius_Cyvern
Welp.
Rolandsprite
So, how about it, big guy? Think you can handle some more?
Mobius_Cyvern
"BRING IT ON!!!"
Rolandsprite
Oh, yeah, you'll be fine against CM Punk the basilisk.
Mobius_Cyvern
"Oh, CM Punk, eh???"
Rolandsprite
He wants to be champ, but he doesn't realize that you've been imbued with the spirit of the Cenageist.
Mobius_Cyvern
"I literallly won a boxing match, dude..."
"I am the champ, it is me..."
Rolandsprite
"Yeah, but that's not WRESTLING." he says, sounding like a snob. Never mind the fact that he's LITERALLY GOT A UFC DEBUT COMING UP. IN REAL LIFE. A WWE SUPERSTAR IS GOING INTO THE OCTAGON. I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW RIDICULOUS THAT IS.
Roll initiative
Mobius_Cyvern
"Tooo long, didn't read..."
!Roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
Rolandsprite
!roll 1d20+4 (I don't blame you)
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 1d20+4 (I don't blame you) --> [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
Rolandsprite
CM Punk shows you how they do it at WWE SUUUUUUPER SLAM in a grapple attempt
!roll 1d20+7 acrobatics
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 1d20+7 acrobatics --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d20+8 athletics
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+8 athletics --> [ 1d20=14 ]{22}
Rolandsprite
He fails. It is pathetic
Mobius_Cyvern
"Oh, so that's how you wannna play it???"
Rolandsprite
Hold up
* Mobius_Cyvern holds up.
Rolandsprite
Okay yeah.
You good. He ends his turn
Mobius_Cyvern
"Nah, bruh, I willl show you how you grappple..."
I equip my conveyor belt chain, and attempt to counter grapple.
!Roll 1d20+10
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{26}
Rolandsprite
!roll 1d20+7
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
Rolandsprite
You now have CM Punk within your grasp! Defend your title!
Mobius_Cyvern
"Yeah, that's right, screw you!!!"
(Is it a minor action to equip my chain?)
(Or can I still punch the guy?)
Rolandsprite
Switching weapons is a free action, so far's I can tell
I allow it once per turn
Mobius_Cyvern
Makes sense, then I use my minor action to do the chain's 1d4 damage.
!Roll 1d4
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
Mobius_Cyvern
Damage is damage, end turn.
Rolandsprite
He attempts to escape your grapple
!roll 1d20+7
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{27}
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d20+10 to plz also crit
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+10 to plz also crit --> [ 1d20=13 ]{23}
Mobius_Cyvern
Drat.
Rolandsprite
He's a sneaky snek! He countergrapples you!
You are now firmly in his grasp. He ends his turn, out a major.
Mobius_Cyvern
"No way, I'm stilll the champ!!!"
!Roll 1d20+8 to escape grapple.
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+8 to escape grapple. --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
Rolandsprite
"Prove it!"
!roll 1d20+7 to maintain the grapple
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 1d20+7 to maintain the grapple --> [ 1d20=17 ]{24}
Mobius_Cyvern
"In my defense, I am known to lie a lot..."
Rolandsprite
The basilisk faceclaws with one of his many arms
!roll 1d2
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
Mobius_Cyvern
I offhand punch the guy while I'm still here.
Rolandsprite
The claws deal 2 damage to himself
Mobius_Cyvern
Oh, ok.
Rolandsprite
"YEOWCH! Note to self. Do not faceclaw."
((You can still punch; I'm just goofing off))
Mobius_Cyvern
(Oh, ok)
!Roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
Rolandsprite
CAN you still punch? Do you deserve to be champ? Work harder, Mobius!
Mobius_Cyvern
I am a failure.
I cry a little, and lose 1 HP if the DM wants me to.
Rolandsprite
No. You lose 4 HP from the basilisk's constrict.
Mobius_Cyvern
That works too.
Rolandsprite
Then, the basilisk attempts to strangulate you
!roll 2d8+2
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 2d8+2 --> [ 2d8=10 ]{12}
Rolandsprite
You probably aren't looking so hot
Mobius_Cyvern
8 HP
Rolandsprite
You suddenly remember one of Big Boss' CQC moves that you will forget immediately after this battle.
Roll athletics
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d20+8
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{18}
Rolandsprite
Now roll acrobatics
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{14}
Rolandsprite
Now roll to hit
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d20+6
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{14}
Rolandsprite
Describing what you just did is almost impossible, but you are freed from the basilisk's grasp on account of a "grapple resistance" mechanic I just made up, and you swung him over your shoulder in a sambo suplex. Then, you punched him while he was on the ground.
Mobius_Cyvern
"Wow, I am just tthe best..."
"I clearly deserve this victory..."
Rolandsprite
I also realize I've been using the wrong grapple up till now, but I digress.
!roll 1d4+8 damage sambo suplex
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 1d4+8 damage sambo suplex --> [ 1d4=3 ]{11}
Mobius_Cyvern
(So, i hit him with a punch?)
Rolandsprite
Yes. Roll that damage
Mobius_Cyvern
(Main hand or offhand?)
Rolandsprite
Ehhhhhh mainhand. I'm not really that fixated on following the rules when you have 7 HP left
8. whatever
Mobius_Cyvern
!Roll 1d10+7
Tyche[Dice]
Mobius_Cyvern rolled : 1d10+7 --> [ 1d10=7 ]{14}
Rolandsprite
haha! With a loud CRUNCH, you have defeated CM Punk, and have defended your title in the WWE SUPER GENERIC ENVIRONMENT SLAAAAAAAAAM!
Mobius_Cyvern
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
I CLEARLY EARNED THIS VICTORY.
Rolandsprite
Y-yeah. N-no tomfoolery, here. Just... just gain 115 XP and a TBD amount of grist
Mobius_Cyvern
(I feel like I shouldn't get grist from this guy, since i clearly did not earn this victory)
(or maybe no EXP)
(or maybe both, idk)
(you're the temp DM, it's up to you)
Rolandsprite
Well...
Without him, you actually got enough XP to level up
40 imp+ 20 Ogre
Mobius_Cyvern
one of them was an ogre?
Rolandsprite
What I'll do is, don't take the XP. He'll roll grist as though he were an ogre.
Ah! Right.
Yeah. He'll roll grist and you take XP as though he were an ogre
Mobius_Cyvern
ah, ok
Rolandsprite
Sound fair?
Mobius_Cyvern
yep
Rolandsprite
!roll 3d6+40
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 3d6+40 --> [ 3d6=10 ]{50}
Rolandsprite
!roll 4d10+40
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 4d10+40 --> [ 4d10=36 ]{76}
Rolandsprite
!roll 1d10+10 T1
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 1d10+10 T1 --> [ 1d10=4 ]{14}
Rolandsprite
!roll 1d2
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
Rolandsprite
!roll 2d8 T2
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 2d8 T2 --> [ 2d8=13 ]{13}
Rolandsprite
!roll 4#d2
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 4#d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
Rolandsprite
!roll 2d8 T1
Tyche[Dice]
Rolandsprite rolled : 2d8 T1 --> [ 2d8=7 ]{7}
Rolandsprite
21 T1, 126 build, 13 T2