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  8. bri spud brian to the shore wallows swal in love po xmas kiss is back cart herb MURDER ME bottle mirror shoes marilyn strai comb snarl tara ep nordic slavery ambush
  9.  
  10. bri spud shadow chit marge chair 16 18 argu wish road to xmas deaht is back boom oly caviar hop pe qua jo cle stu me lo ch herb cart kap woods lando conrad brad GIG GIG 16 18 ARGE CHAIR ARGU bri spud shadow oughta chew butt bird chicken ding fajita mckay sweet satutory banner year alman kermit younger freakin lives ricki yacht Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club. bob crane cart herb
  11.  
  12. dude with the name nuckingfuts you blew you jass brad conrad woods whitey phil livington saitama super arena best greatest or italian mg tow par for america (hmm) epidemic in japan so ina funny way etc gig gi 16 18 chair arge artgu - no it is not and it is this duh provider button spread time
  13.  
  14. page 5 best hooters page 6 music video doggy page 7 dominates and f boxingucks page 8 more CGI cordoba dubai heeled red page 9 pink0 shower bandana karabella sasha strokes comp stuffed goth page 10 nurse italian teacher eva lin pizza orgy greatest itlian asian
  15.  
  16. photoshop gerbert nose asmr omegle fear of outdoors howie clark gus mel seven rich sails romo kil brain galic shit dwarf freaj
  17.  
  18. nick deeds lyle spoon pinched hap bil dad
  19.  
  20. kubrick kauffman anderson pta coens . same relatable insano vicky lyle moron duh stinkyn hop january 28 madussa williams photographer garza henry ross dragon edge jericho hassan
  21.  
  22. reign cob gu2 r6 tdo michael bar hen rob len bri spud shadow lives coin milpol meanplas frizzle boston market WON HOF AWARDS nba 2k etc
  23.  
  24. mr fg hg sandsymoum sarg sand leik 2005 WONs one a day (then 2006, 2007, 2008) (2003 after that, May 12, June, July 28 - December) April 2005 issue hog stuff xerox just another wrestling comedy an dan mardigan behrens na nicole
  25.  
  26. bhart amat fare ham ro bur mi sandman sympo leik 50 mike paul hare judy tara
  27.  
  28. Let's Go to the Hop
  29.  
  30. It seems today that all you see
  31. Is violence in movies and sex on TV
  32. But where are those good old-fashioned values
  33. On which we used to rely?
  34. Lucky there's a family guy
  35. Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
  36. Laugh and cry
  37. He's a family guy
  38. Cuando la jefe oye de esto somos muertos!
  39.  
  40.  
  41. Lois: Meg, that's a terrible thing to say. You should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
  42. Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
  43. Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
  44. [Waltz music playing]
  45. Jonathan: Coco, the day I graduate from Harvard I'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse.
  46. Coco: It better be a stretch horse with leather seats and a chauffeur.
  47. Jonathan: Isn't she a bit of terrific?
  48. Both: [Laughing]
  49. ["Do You Love Me" by the Hollies playing]
  50.  
  51. Woman: It's a fabulous vase, Peter, darling. Do you collect objets d'art?
  52. Peter: If that's French for "Star Wars collectors glasses," then sí.
  53.  
  54. Lois: Now I remember why I left Newport! It changes people. You kids have lost your values. You've lost your mind! And I don't much care for Stewie's new friends.
  55. Man: The Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste.
  56. Stewie: Oh, oh, stop it, stop it! You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a correction! Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!
  57. Man: Interesting.
  58. Stewie: Indeed.
  59. Lois: I wish we'd never come here in the first place.
  60. Peter: [Sighing snobbishly] Here, go buy yourself some more money.
  61.  
  62.  
  63. Peter: Hey, old bean. Hey, what are you doing with my Star Wars glass?
  64. Brian: Illustrating a point. Peter, when Han Solo took the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found that Lando Calrissian had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han was encased in carbonite and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's palace, that he was able to see the error of his ways. Look inside yourself. You're not a Newport millionaire. I created you. In a way, I am your father.
  65. Peter: That's not true! That's impossible.
  66. Brian: Damn it, Peter! Snap out of it!
  67.  
  68. news 5 diane
  69.  
  70. Tom Tucker
  71.  
  72. Diane Simmons (Seidelman)
  73.  
  74. Joyce Kinney (Chevapravatdumrong)
  75.  
  76. Ollie Williams
  77.  
  78. Tricia Takanawa
  79.  
  80. 8:30 - 9:00 2000 interview younger audience
  81.  
  82. january 2001
  83. 1:40-50 nothing made my head spin
  84. 15:00 howard stern/jerry springer
  85. 16:41 would have left too
  86. 25:00 propritary
  87. 39:20 painful to watch children
  88. 43:00
  89. 45:00 careful uncomfortable
  90. 48:00 careful let me answer that
  91. 52:00 rob oregon
  92. 1:00:00 careful, not worried about
  93. 1:02:00
  94. 1:05:00 how much have you watched
  95.  
  96. February 12, 2001
  97. 42:00 scott hall
  98. 45:00 proprietary graphics etc wrestling 101 stupid nitro a month
  99. 52:00 son of a gun
  100.  
  101. 1:05:00 sopranos
  102. 1:25:00 use kevin nash
  103. 1:32:00 criticism
  104. 1:32:20 belts
  105.  
  106. Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
  107. Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
  108.  
  109. Lois: Peter, how could you sell our house in Quahog without even asking me?
  110. Peter: Ah, honey, this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff. Like diamonds.
  111.  
  112. Hm.
  113. Holy crap, it's The Breakfast Club.
  114. You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Tiger house.
  115. I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabbed me, said "Hey, smoke up, Tony."
  116. "They're grrreat!" Bastard.
  117. Hey, Lando.
  118. Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox. Classic cool.
  119.  
  120. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  121.  
  122. So, uh, Lando, how old did you say you were again?
  123. 17.
  124. And a half.
  125. Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!
  126.  
  127. ~~~~~~~~~~
  128.  
  129. I gotta fight for my right to party. Whoa-ah! Argh! - Thanks, Spider-Man. - Everybody gets one.
  130.  
  131. hen rob len michael barry john (spang)
  132.  
  133. deeds bill sand hap
  134.  
  135. - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
  136. Yeah. And that's Connie.
  137.  
  138. Well, I'm off to popularity. Ciao!
  139. God, I hate that manly walk of hers.
  140.  
  141. phat stupid poppin etyc tiger spiderman breakfast small
  142. Hey, does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin' to score some drugs.
  143. - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
  144.  
  145. Yeah. And that's Connie.
  146.  
  147. Peter: I kept one of those Lincoln pictures and held a little auction of my own. Thanks to old Honest Abe we have our house back, and I learned a valuable lesson. It doesn't matter if your family doesn't think I'm good enough for you.
  148. Lois: That's right, because all that's important is that I love you.
  149. Peter: No, because your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores. [Laughing]
  150. [closing theme music]
  151.  
  152. Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, "It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having." Now you try.
  153. Peter: "It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." How's that?
  154. Brian: Wow, perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try again.
  155.  
  156. - God! You're such a wannabe loser. - Oh, yeah? If I'm such a loser,
  157. how come I'm going to the Snow Ball with Lando?
  158.  
  159. OK, Connie, you're up.
  160. Connie Demico does toad?
  161.  
  162. God, please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
  163. - Hey, what are you doin' in my locker? - Your locker?
  164. Say, Phil, what do you say to happy hour after work?
  165. I'd say Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
  166. - Come on, I'm buyin'. - Oh, yeah.
  167. - Hey, man, cool specs. - Thanks, G.
  168.  
  169. carter herb
  170.  
  171.  
  172. Brian: Okay, Peter, I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to shock therapy, but your progress has been.... Well, who are we kidding? You haven't made any progress. Now, the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm gonna give you 10,000 volts.
  173.  
  174. RAW Paste Data
  175. bri spud shadow chit marge chair 16 18 argu wish road to xmas deaht is back boom oly caviar hop pe qua jo cle stu me lo ch herb cart kap woods lando conrad brad GIG GIG 16 18 ARGE CHAIR ARGU bri spud shadow oughta chew butt bird chicken ding fajita mckay sweet satutory banner year alman kermit younger freakin lives ricki yacht Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club. bob crane cart herb
  176.  
  177. dude with the name nuckingfuts you blew you jass brad conrad woods whitey phil livington saitama super arena best greatest or italian mg tow par for america (hmm) epidemic in japan so ina funny way etc gig gi 16 18 chair arge artgu - no it is not and it is this duh provider button spread time
  178.  
  179. page 5 best hooters page 6 music video doggy page 7 dominates and f boxingucks page 8 more CGI cordoba dubai heeled red page 9 pink0 shower bandana karabella sasha strokes comp stuffed goth page 10 nurse italian teacher eva lin pizza orgy greatest itlian asian
  180.  
  181. photoshop gerbert nose asmr omegle fear of outdoors howie clark gus mel seven rich sails romo kil brain galic shit dwarf freaj
  182.  
  183. nick deeds lyle spoon pinched hap bil dad
  184.  
  185. kubrick kauffman anderson pta coens . same relatable insano vicky lyle moron duh stinkyn hop january 28 madussa williams photographer garza henry ross dragon edge jericho hassan
  186.  
  187. reign cob gu2 r6 tdo michael bar hen rob len bri spud shadow lives coin milpol meanplas frizzle boston market WON HOF AWARDS nba 2k etc
  188.  
  189. mr fg hg sandsymoum sarg sand leik 2005 WONs one a day (then 2006, 2007, 2008) (2003 after that, May 12, June, July 28 - December) April 2005 issue hog stuff xerox just another wrestling comedy an dan mardigan behrens na nicole
  190.  
  191. bhart amat fare ham ro bur mi sandman sympo leik 50 mike paul hare judy tara
  192.  
  193. Let's Go to the Hop
  194.  
  195. It seems today that all you see
  196. Is violence in movies and sex on TV
  197. But where are those good old-fashioned values
  198. On which we used to rely?
  199. Lucky there's a family guy
  200. Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
  201. Laugh and cry
  202. He's a family guy
  203. Cuando la jefe oye de esto somos muertos!
  204.  
  205.  
  206. Lois: Meg, that's a terrible thing to say. You should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
  207. Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
  208. Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
  209. [Waltz music playing]
  210. Jonathan: Coco, the day I graduate from Harvard I'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse.
  211. Coco: It better be a stretch horse with leather seats and a chauffeur.
  212. Jonathan: Isn't she a bit of terrific?
  213. Both: [Laughing]
  214. ["Do You Love Me" by the Hollies playing]
  215.  
  216. Woman: It's a fabulous vase, Peter, darling. Do you collect objets d'art?
  217. Peter: If that's French for "Star Wars collectors glasses," then sí.
  218.  
  219. Lois: Now I remember why I left Newport! It changes people. You kids have lost your values. You've lost your mind! And I don't much care for Stewie's new friends.
  220. Man: The Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste.
  221. Stewie: Oh, oh, stop it, stop it! You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a correction! Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!
  222. Man: Interesting.
  223. Stewie: Indeed.
  224. Lois: I wish we'd never come here in the first place.
  225. Peter: [Sighing snobbishly] Here, go buy yourself some more money.
  226.  
  227.  
  228. Peter: Hey, old bean. Hey, what are you doing with my Star Wars glass?
  229. Brian: Illustrating a point. Peter, when Han Solo took the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found that Lando Calrissian had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han was encased in carbonite and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's palace, that he was able to see the error of his ways. Look inside yourself. You're not a Newport millionaire. I created you. In a way, I am your father.
  230. Peter: That's not true! That's impossible.
  231. Brian: Damn it, Peter! Snap out of it!
  232.  
  233. news 5 diane
  234.  
  235. Tom Tucker
  236.  
  237. Diane Simmons (Seidelman)
  238.  
  239. Joyce Kinney (Chevapravatdumrong)
  240.  
  241. Ollie Williams
  242.  
  243. Tricia Takanawa
  244.  
  245. 8:30 - 9:00 2000 interview younger audience
  246.  
  247. january 2001
  248. 1:40-50 nothing made my head spin
  249. 15:00 howard stern/jerry springer
  250. 16:41 would have left too
  251. 25:00 propritary
  252. 39:20 painful to watch children
  253. 43:00
  254. 45:00 careful uncomfortable
  255. 48:00 careful let me answer that
  256. 52:00 rob oregon
  257. 1:00:00 careful, not worried about
  258. 1:02:00
  259. 1:05:00 how much have you watched
  260.  
  261. February 12, 2001
  262. 42:00 scott hall
  263. 45:00 proprietary graphics etc wrestling 101 stupid nitro a month
  264. 52:00 son of a gun
  265.  
  266. 1:05:00 sopranos
  267. 1:25:00 use kevin nash
  268. 1:32:00 criticism
  269. 1:32:20 belts
  270.  
  271. Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
  272. Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
  273.  
  274. Lois: Peter, how could you sell our house in Quahog without even asking me?
  275. Peter: Ah, honey, this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff. Like diamonds.
  276.  
  277. Hm.
  278. Holy crap, it's The Breakfast Club.
  279. You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Tiger house.
  280. I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabbed me, said "Hey, smoke up, Tony."
  281. "They're grrreat!" Bastard.
  282. Hey, Lando.
  283. Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox. Classic cool.
  284.  
  285. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  286.  
  287. So, uh, Lando, how old did you say you were again?
  288. 17.
  289. And a half.
  290. Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!
  291.  
  292. ~~~~~~~~~~
  293.  
  294. I gotta fight for my right to party. Whoa-ah! Argh! - Thanks, Spider-Man. - Everybody gets one.
  295.  
  296. hen rob len michael barry john (spang)
  297.  
  298. deeds bill sand hap
  299.  
  300. - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
  301. Yeah. And that's Connie.
  302.  
  303. Well, I'm off to popularity. Ciao!
  304. God, I hate that manly walk of hers.
  305.  
  306. phat stupid poppin etyc tiger spiderman breakfast small
  307. Hey, does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin' to score some drugs.
  308. - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
  309.  
  310. Yeah. And that's Connie.
  311.  
  312. Peter: I kept one of those Lincoln pictures and held a little auction of my own. Thanks to old Honest Abe we have our house back, and I learned a valuable lesson. It doesn't matter if your family doesn't think I'm good enough for you.
  313. Lois: That's right, because all that's important is that I love you.
  314. Peter: No, because your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores. [Laughing]
  315. [closing theme music]
  316.  
  317. Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, "It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having." Now you try.
  318. Peter: "It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." How's that?
  319. Brian: Wow, perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try again.
  320.  
  321. - God! You're such a wannabe loser. - Oh, yeah? If I'm such a loser,
  322. how come I'm going to the Snow Ball with Lando?
  323.  
  324. OK, Connie, you're up.
  325. Connie Demico does toad?
  326.  
  327. God, please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
  328. - Hey, what are you doin' in my locker? - Your locker?
  329. Say, Phil, what do you say to happy hour after work?
  330. I'd say Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
  331. - Come on, I'm buyin'. - Oh, yeah.
  332. - Hey, man, cool specs. - Thanks, G.
  333.  
  334. carter herb
  335.  
  336. Brian: Okay, Peter, I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to shock therapy, but your progress has been.... Well, who are we kidding? You haven't made any progress. Now, the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm gonna give you 10,000 volts.
  337.  
  338. joe LOVE THY TROPHY TWILIGHT
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  340.  
  341. LETTERMAN PETER'S TIE DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE 16 18 QUAG CHEARDER GIG GIG RACISM ARGE CHAIR ATUG
  342.  
  343. RAW Paste Data
  344. bri spud brian to the shore wallows swal in love po xmas kiss is back cart herb MURDER ME bottle mirror shoes marilyn strai comb snarl tara ep nordic slavery ambush
  345.  
  346. bri spud shadow chit marge chair 16 18 argu wish road to xmas deaht is back boom oly caviar hop pe qua jo cle stu me lo ch herb cart kap woods lando conrad brad GIG GIG 16 18 ARGE CHAIR ARGU bri spud shadow oughta chew butt bird chicken ding fajita mckay sweet satutory banner year alman kermit younger freakin lives ricki yacht Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club. bob crane cart herb
  347.  
  348. dude with the name nuckingfuts you blew you jass brad conrad woods whitey phil livington saitama super arena best greatest or italian mg tow par for america (hmm) epidemic in japan so ina funny way etc gig gi 16 18 chair arge artgu - no it is not and it is this duh provider button spread time
  349.  
  350. page 5 best hooters page 6 music video doggy page 7 dominates and f boxingucks page 8 more CGI cordoba dubai heeled red page 9 pink0 shower bandana karabella sasha strokes comp stuffed goth page 10 nurse italian teacher eva lin pizza orgy greatest itlian asian
  351.  
  352. photoshop gerbert nose asmr omegle fear of outdoors howie clark gus mel seven rich sails romo kil brain galic shit dwarf freaj
  353.  
  354. nick deeds lyle spoon pinched hap bil dad
  355.  
  356. kubrick kauffman anderson pta coens . same relatable insano vicky lyle moron duh stinkyn hop january 28 madussa williams photographer garza henry ross dragon edge jericho hassan
  357.  
  358. reign cob gu2 r6 tdo michael bar hen rob len bri spud shadow lives coin milpol meanplas frizzle boston market WON HOF AWARDS nba 2k etc
  359.  
  360. mr fg hg sandsymoum sarg sand leik 2005 WONs one a day (then 2006, 2007, 2008) (2003 after that, May 12, June, July 28 - December) April 2005 issue hog stuff xerox just another wrestling comedy an dan mardigan behrens na nicole
  361.  
  362. bhart amat fare ham ro bur mi sandman sympo leik 50 mike paul hare judy tara
  363.  
  364. Let's Go to the Hop
  365.  
  366. It seems today that all you see
  367. Is violence in movies and sex on TV
  368. But where are those good old-fashioned values
  369. On which we used to rely?
  370. Lucky there's a family guy
  371. Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
  372. Laugh and cry
  373. He's a family guy
  374. Cuando la jefe oye de esto somos muertos!
  375.  
  376.  
  377. Lois: Meg, that's a terrible thing to say. You should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
  378. Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
  379. Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
  380. [Waltz music playing]
  381. Jonathan: Coco, the day I graduate from Harvard I'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse.
  382. Coco: It better be a stretch horse with leather seats and a chauffeur.
  383. Jonathan: Isn't she a bit of terrific?
  384. Both: [Laughing]
  385. ["Do You Love Me" by the Hollies playing]
  386.  
  387. Woman: It's a fabulous vase, Peter, darling. Do you collect objets d'art?
  388. Peter: If that's French for "Star Wars collectors glasses," then sí.
  389.  
  390. Lois: Now I remember why I left Newport! It changes people. You kids have lost your values. You've lost your mind! And I don't much care for Stewie's new friends.
  391. Man: The Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste.
  392. Stewie: Oh, oh, stop it, stop it! You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a correction! Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!
  393. Man: Interesting.
  394. Stewie: Indeed.
  395. Lois: I wish we'd never come here in the first place.
  396. Peter: [Sighing snobbishly] Here, go buy yourself some more money.
  397.  
  398.  
  399. Peter: Hey, old bean. Hey, what are you doing with my Star Wars glass?
  400. Brian: Illustrating a point. Peter, when Han Solo took the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found that Lando Calrissian had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han was encased in carbonite and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's palace, that he was able to see the error of his ways. Look inside yourself. You're not a Newport millionaire. I created you. In a way, I am your father.
  401. Peter: That's not true! That's impossible.
  402. Brian: Damn it, Peter! Snap out of it!
  403.  
  404. news 5 diane
  405.  
  406. Tom Tucker
  407.  
  408. Diane Simmons (Seidelman)
  409.  
  410. Joyce Kinney (Chevapravatdumrong)
  411.  
  412. Ollie Williams
  413.  
  414. Tricia Takanawa
  415.  
  416. 8:30 - 9:00 2000 interview younger audience
  417.  
  418. january 2001
  419. 1:40-50 nothing made my head spin
  420. 15:00 howard stern/jerry springer
  421. 16:41 would have left too
  422. 25:00 propritary
  423. 39:20 painful to watch children
  424. 43:00
  425. 45:00 careful uncomfortable
  426. 48:00 careful let me answer that
  427. 52:00 rob oregon
  428. 1:00:00 careful, not worried about
  429. 1:02:00
  430. 1:05:00 how much have you watched
  431.  
  432. February 12, 2001
  433. 42:00 scott hall
  434. 45:00 proprietary graphics etc wrestling 101 stupid nitro a month
  435. 52:00 son of a gun
  436.  
  437. 1:05:00 sopranos
  438. 1:25:00 use kevin nash
  439. 1:32:00 criticism
  440. 1:32:20 belts
  441.  
  442. Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
  443. Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
  444.  
  445. Lois: Peter, how could you sell our house in Quahog without even asking me?
  446. Peter: Ah, honey, this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff. Like diamonds.
  447.  
  448. Hm.
  449. Holy crap, it's The Breakfast Club.
  450. You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Tiger house.
  451. I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabbed me, said "Hey, smoke up, Tony."
  452. "They're grrreat!" Bastard.
  453. Hey, Lando.
  454. Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox. Classic cool.
  455.  
  456. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  457.  
  458. So, uh, Lando, how old did you say you were again?
  459. 17.
  460. And a half.
  461. Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!
  462.  
  463. ~~~~~~~~~~
  464.  
  465. I gotta fight for my right to party. Whoa-ah! Argh! - Thanks, Spider-Man. - Everybody gets one.
  466.  
  467. hen rob len michael barry john (spang)
  468.  
  469. deeds bill sand hap
  470.  
  471. - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
  472. Yeah. And that's Connie.
  473.  
  474. Well, I'm off to popularity. Ciao!
  475. God, I hate that manly walk of hers.
  476.  
  477. phat stupid poppin etyc tiger spiderman breakfast small
  478. Hey, does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin' to score some drugs.
  479. - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
  480.  
  481. Yeah. And that's Connie.
  482.  
  483. Peter: I kept one of those Lincoln pictures and held a little auction of my own. Thanks to old Honest Abe we have our house back, and I learned a valuable lesson. It doesn't matter if your family doesn't think I'm good enough for you.
  484. Lois: That's right, because all that's important is that I love you.
  485. Peter: No, because your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores. [Laughing]
  486. [closing theme music]
  487.  
  488. Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, "It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having." Now you try.
  489. Peter: "It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." How's that?
  490. Brian: Wow, perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try again.
  491.  
  492. - God! You're such a wannabe loser. - Oh, yeah? If I'm such a loser,
  493. how come I'm going to the Snow Ball with Lando?
  494.  
  495. OK, Connie, you're up.
  496. Connie Demico does toad?
  497.  
  498. God, please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
  499. - Hey, what are you doin' in my locker? - Your locker?
  500. Say, Phil, what do you say to happy hour after work?
  501. I'd say Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
  502. - Come on, I'm buyin'. - Oh, yeah.
  503. - Hey, man, cool specs. - Thanks, G.
  504.  
  505. carter herb
  506.  
  507.  
  508. Brian: Okay, Peter, I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to shock therapy, but your progress has been.... Well, who are we kidding? You haven't made any progress. Now, the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm gonna give you 10,000 volts.
  509.  
  510. RAW Paste Data
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  527. bhart amat fare ham ro bur mi sandman sympo leik 50 mike paul hare judy tara
  528.  
  529. Let's Go to the Hop
  530.  
  531. It seems today that all you see
  532. Is violence in movies and sex on TV
  533. But where are those good old-fashioned values
  534. On which we used to rely?
  535. Lucky there's a family guy
  536. Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
  537. Laugh and cry
  538. He's a family guy
  539. Cuando la jefe oye de esto somos muertos!
  540.  
  541.  
  542. Lois: Meg, that's a terrible thing to say. You should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
  543. Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
  544. Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
  545. [Waltz music playing]
  546. Jonathan: Coco, the day I graduate from Harvard I'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse.
  547. Coco: It better be a stretch horse with leather seats and a chauffeur.
  548. Jonathan: Isn't she a bit of terrific?
  549. Both: [Laughing]
  550. ["Do You Love Me" by the Hollies playing]
  551.  
  552. Woman: It's a fabulous vase, Peter, darling. Do you collect objets d'art?
  553. Peter: If that's French for "Star Wars collectors glasses," then sí.
  554.  
  555. Lois: Now I remember why I left Newport! It changes people. You kids have lost your values. You've lost your mind! And I don't much care for Stewie's new friends.
  556. Man: The Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste.
  557. Stewie: Oh, oh, stop it, stop it! You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a correction! Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!
  558. Man: Interesting.
  559. Stewie: Indeed.
  560. Lois: I wish we'd never come here in the first place.
  561. Peter: [Sighing snobbishly] Here, go buy yourself some more money.
  562.  
  563.  
  564. Peter: Hey, old bean. Hey, what are you doing with my Star Wars glass?
  565. Brian: Illustrating a point. Peter, when Han Solo took the Millennium Falcon to Cloud City, he found that Lando Calrissian had turned control of the station over to Darth Vader. Lando had forgotten who he was. It was only after Han was encased in carbonite and taken by Boba Fett to Jabba's palace, that he was able to see the error of his ways. Look inside yourself. You're not a Newport millionaire. I created you. In a way, I am your father.
  566. Peter: That's not true! That's impossible.
  567. Brian: Damn it, Peter! Snap out of it!
  568.  
  569. news 5 diane
  570.  
  571. Tom Tucker
  572.  
  573. Diane Simmons (Seidelman)
  574.  
  575. Joyce Kinney (Chevapravatdumrong)
  576.  
  577. Ollie Williams
  578.  
  579. Tricia Takanawa
  580.  
  581. 8:30 - 9:00 2000 interview younger audience
  582.  
  583. january 2001
  584. 1:40-50 nothing made my head spin
  585. 15:00 howard stern/jerry springer
  586. 16:41 would have left too
  587. 25:00 propritary
  588. 39:20 painful to watch children
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  591. 48:00 careful let me answer that
  592. 52:00 rob oregon
  593. 1:00:00 careful, not worried about
  594. 1:02:00
  595. 1:05:00 how much have you watched
  596.  
  597. February 12, 2001
  598. 42:00 scott hall
  599. 45:00 proprietary graphics etc wrestling 101 stupid nitro a month
  600. 52:00 son of a gun
  601.  
  602. 1:05:00 sopranos
  603. 1:25:00 use kevin nash
  604. 1:32:00 criticism
  605. 1:32:20 belts
  606.  
  607. Meg: Yeah, and he got us kicked out of the yacht club.
  608. Lois: Oh, you can't be mad at your father for being himself. That's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place. Oh, he was so different from everyone else.
  609.  
  610. Lois: Peter, how could you sell our house in Quahog without even asking me?
  611. Peter: Ah, honey, this is where you belong. You deserve a big house and nice stuff. Like diamonds.
  612.  
  613. Hm.
  614. Holy crap, it's The Breakfast Club.
  615. You know what I got for Christmas? It was a banner year at the Tiger house.
  616. I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabbed me, said "Hey, smoke up, Tony."
  617. "They're grrreat!" Bastard.
  618. Hey, Lando.
  619. Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox. Classic cool.
  620.  
  621. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  622.  
  623. So, uh, Lando, how old did you say you were again?
  624. 17.
  625. And a half.
  626. Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!
  627.  
  628. ~~~~~~~~~~
  629.  
  630. I gotta fight for my right to party. Whoa-ah! Argh! - Thanks, Spider-Man. - Everybody gets one.
  631.  
  632. hen rob len michael barry john (spang)
  633.  
  634. deeds bill sand hap
  635.  
  636. - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
  637. Yeah. And that's Connie.
  638.  
  639. Well, I'm off to popularity. Ciao!
  640. God, I hate that manly walk of hers.
  641.  
  642. phat stupid poppin etyc tiger spiderman breakfast small
  643. Hey, does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin' to score some drugs.
  644. - Dad, get away from me. Connie is looking. - So that's toad girl, huh?
  645.  
  646. Yeah. And that's Connie.
  647.  
  648. Peter: I kept one of those Lincoln pictures and held a little auction of my own. Thanks to old Honest Abe we have our house back, and I learned a valuable lesson. It doesn't matter if your family doesn't think I'm good enough for you.
  649. Lois: That's right, because all that's important is that I love you.
  650. Peter: No, because your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores. [Laughing]
  651. [closing theme music]
  652.  
  653. Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, "It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having." Now you try.
  654. Peter: "It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex." How's that?
  655. Brian: Wow, perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try again.
  656.  
  657. - God! You're such a wannabe loser. - Oh, yeah? If I'm such a loser,
  658. how come I'm going to the Snow Ball with Lando?
  659.  
  660. OK, Connie, you're up.
  661. Connie Demico does toad?
  662.  
  663. God, please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
  664. - Hey, what are you doin' in my locker? - Your locker?
  665. Say, Phil, what do you say to happy hour after work?
  666. I'd say Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
  667. - Come on, I'm buyin'. - Oh, yeah.
  668. - Hey, man, cool specs. - Thanks, G.
  669.  
  670. carter herb
  671.  
  672. Brian: Okay, Peter, I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to shock therapy, but your progress has been.... Well, who are we kidding? You haven't made any progress. Now, the left TV is tuned to Frasier. The right TV has Ricki Lake. If you so much as glance at the right TV, I'm gonna give you 10,000 volts.
  673.  
  674. joe LOVE THY TROPHY TWILIGHT
  675.  
  676. LETTERMAN PETER'S TIE DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE 16 18 QUAG CHEARDER GIG GIG RACISM ARGE CHAIR ATUG
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  683.  
  684. SABU DLO PREEMPTIONS
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  692. Dave Buznik am
  693. Sonny Koufax daddy
  694. Mambuza Bongo Guy hc
  695.  
  696.  
  697.  
  698.  
  699. At the end of the episode, Peter no longer cares what Lois' family thinks of him, since her ancestors were nothing more than "a bunch of pimps and whores" and does his signature laugh.
  700. Production
  701. A man with black short hair and a black shirt, with tan skin, laughs into a microphone while leaning forward.
  702. This marked the first appearance of Carter Pewterschmidt who is voiced by Seth MacFarlane.
  703.  
  704. Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater is the first episode of the second season of Family Guy. It was directed by Jeff Myers, while Peter Shin and Roy Allen Smith acted as supervising directors.[1] It was written by Chris Sheridan. Mike Henry and Andrew Gormley worked as the staff writers for the episode while Garrett Donovan and Neil Goldman acted as story editors.[1] The episode also had Ricky Blitt as an executive story editor. Ron Jones composed the song used in the episode, while his brother Stan helping in the editing of said song.[1]
  705.  
  706. The episode introduced the characters, Carter Pewterschmidt, Lois's father, voiced by show creator Seth MacFarlane and Barbara Pewterschmidt, Lois's mother, voiced by Alex Borstein.[2][3] Both characters would become recurring characters of the series appearing in future episodes including "Welcome Back, Carter".
  707.  
  708. In addition to the regular cast, voice actor Kevin Michael Richardson, actress Fairuza Balk and actor Gregory Jbara guest started in the episode.[1] Other voices included Alex Thomas, Robin Leach and Bill Escudier.[1] Recurring guest voice Lori Alan voiced Dianne Simmons.[1][4]
  709. Cultural references
  710.  
  711. Peter is shown watching the sitcom Frasier and Ricki Lake. When Stewie walks down the hallway, he sees the two little girls from The Shining. At an auction, Peter buys an antique vase for "100 million dollars" while making a characteristic "Dr. Evil" gesture from the Austin Powers films. Stewie makes two servants fight each other, during which the theme from Star Trek's "Amok Time" episode can be heard. Brian uses story elements from The Empire Strikes Back to describe Peter's current situation. When Peter needs money to pay for the vase, he remembers how he "should have kept Mean Joe's jersey", a reference to the famous 1979 "Hey Kid, Catch!" television commercial, in which a boy gives Mean Joe Greene a Coke, and Greene gives the boy his jersey. (This version has Mean Joe giving all his clothes to Peter, and Peter, scared, runs off without his jersey.) The elaborate song sequence, "This House is Freakin' Sweet", spoofs the song "I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here" from the 1977 musical Annie.
  712. Reception
  713.  
  714. In his 2008 review, Ahsan Haque of IGN praised the episode, rating it a 9.5/10, stating that it was "very memorable" and "highlighted by Peter's idiotic creativity and social ineptitudes, and one of the better musical segments of the series".[5] Series creator Seth MacFarlane described "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater" as a "fine, fine episode", praising the episode's artistic value and calling Ron Jones' musical score as "beautiful."[6] This episode was nominated for an Emmy Award for Outstanding Music and Lyrics for the song "This House is Freakin' Sweet".[5]
  715.  
  716. Chris: If I ever go back to Quahog, it'll be just so I can poke poor people with a stick!
  717. Peter: Bon Jovi, everyone.
  718. Lois: Now I remember why I left Newport! It changes people. You kids have lost your values. You've lost your mind! And I don't much care for Stewie's new friends.
  719. Man: The Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my taste.
  720. Stewie: Oh, oh, stop it, stop it! You can't become a bloody fiscal hermit crab every time the Nikkei undergoes a correction! Asia's market has nowhere to go but up!
  721. Man: Interesting.
  722. Stewie: Indeed.
  723. Lois: I wish we'd never come here in the first place.
  724.  
  725. Season 1
  726. 101 Death Has a Shadow 1/31/99
  727. 102 I Never Met the Dead Man 4/11/99
  728. 103 Chitty Chitty Death Bang 4/18/99
  729. 104 Mind Over Murder 4/25/99
  730. 105 A Hero Sits Next Door 5/2/99
  731. 106 The Son Also Draws 5/9/99
  732. 107 Brian: Portrait of a Dog 5/16/99
  733.  
  734. Season 2
  735. 201 Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater 9/23/99
  736. 202 Holy Crap 9/30/99
  737. 203 Da Boom 12/26/99
  738. 204 Brian in Love 3/7/00
  739. 205 Love Thy Trophy 3/14/00
  740. 206 Death Is a Bitch 3/21/00
  741. 207 The King Is Dead 3/28/00
  742. 208 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar 3/28/00
  743. 209 If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' 4/4/00
  744. 210 Running Mates 4/11/00
  745. 211 A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks 4/18/00
  746. 212 Fifteen Minutes of Shame 4/25/00
  747. 213 Road to Rhode Island 5/30/00
  748. 214 Let's Go to the Hop 6/6/00
  749. 215 Dammit Janet! 6/13/00
  750. 216 There's Something About Paulie 6/27/00
  751. 217 He's Too Sexy for His Fat 6/27/00
  752. 218 E. Peterbus Unum 7/12/00
  753. 219 The Story on Page One 7/18/00
  754. 220 Wasted Talent 7/25/00
  755. 221 Fore Father 8/1/00
  756.  
  757. Season 3
  758. 301 The Thin White Line 7/11/01
  759. 302 Brian Does Hollywood 7/18/01
  760. 303 Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington 7/25/01
  761. 304 One If by Clam, Two If by Sea 8/1/01
  762. 305 And the Wiener Is... 8/8/01
  763. 306 Death Lives 8/15/01
  764. 307 Lethal Weapons 8/22/01
  765. 308 The Kiss Seen Around the World 8/29/01
  766. 309 Mr. Saturday Knight 9/5/01
  767. 310 A Fish Out of Water 9/19/01
  768. 311 Emission Impossible 11/8/01
  769. 312 To Love and Die in Dixie 11/15/01
  770. 313 Screwed the Pooch 11/29/01
  771. 314 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? 12/6/01
  772. 315 Ready, Willing, and Disabled 12/20/01
  773. 316 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas 12/21/01
  774. 317 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows 1/17/02
  775. 318 From Method to Madness 1/24/02
  776. 319 Stuck Together, Torn Apart 1/31/02
  777. 320 Road to Europe 2/7/02
  778. 321 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 2/14/02
  779. 322 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein 11/9/03
  780.  
  781. Season 4
  782. 401 North by North Quahog 5/1/05
  783. 402 Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High 5/8/05
  784. 403 Blind Ambition 5/15/05
  785. 404 Don't Make Me Over 6/5/05
  786. 405 The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire 6/12/05
  787. 406 Petarded 6/19/05
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