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- Anonymous 04/04/12(Wed)19:39 No.1042446
- it's my first time doing this. someone has probably written something similar and better, but fuck it
- >fluffy pony fighting has become a popular, if highly illegal pastime in your area
- >you adopt a fluffy pony with the sole purpose of entering it into these competitions in hopes of earning megabux
- >you chose a boy, a bright blue unicorn with green eyes who jumped around shouting "new fwiend!" when you entered the pet store
- >fluffy ponies have barely any magic, but you thought maybe the stubby little horn could be useful for stabbing
- >or at least poking
- >you leave the store clutching the pony to your chest
- >a pang of guilt strikes you as it burbles "hugs" over and over like some sort of adorable retard
- >Mark stands outside your home, looking at his phone with a vacant expression, eyes half lidded and slack jawed
- >he kind of scares you, but he's your only ticket into the fluffy fighting scene
- >plus he offered to help train your fluffy for free
- >he sees you holding the pony to your chest, unconsciously stroking it
- >"gimme the fuckin' thing", he growls as he grabs a clump of fur on the fluffies back and tears it away from you
- >it starts screaming, it's legs flail wildly
- >it starts to piss
- >Mark looks at you
- >"let's get the thing inside for fucks sake"
- >you fumble for your keys and open the door, leading Mark inside with the pissing pony
- >you aren't about to complain to this nutter
- >you quickly lead him to the empty room you've prepared for the training
- >the room is completely empty except for a table and a wardrobe built into the wall
- >Mark puts the pony on the table but keeps a firm grip on it
- >he's staring it in the eyes and looks fucking furious
- >he roars at the fluffy
- >SHUT UP
- >the pony looks to you pleadingly
- >as soon as it looks away from Mark he squeezes the handful of fluff and jerks the pony violently until it meets his gaze
- >it's whimpering and sobbing and shit on the table
- >"don't fucking talk, right? if you do, you get this"
- >he uses his other hand to pinch the ponies ear, twisting and pulling it
- >it screams, he stops, it goes back to whimpering
- >"do you understand?"
- >your heart sinks as the pony responds yes
- >more pinching, more screaming
- >Mark asks again, the pony answers again
- >you realize the true depth of fluffy stupidity
- >Mark poses the question for the thirteenth time and the pony finally replies with a nod
- >it closes it's eyes and shakes in fear, whining
- >mark shouts loudly enough to make you jump
- >FUCKING LOOK AT ME
- >when the pony opens it's eyes it blurts out "sowwy!"
- >herewegoagain.jpg
- >you leave the room for a half an hour but can still hear the screams and roars
- >you return as things go strangely quiet
- >Mark is still glaring at the pony
- >the pony is still as a statue, it's eyes wide open in terror as it stares at Mark
- >you wonder if this is really happening
- >he lifts the pony from the table, their eyes still locked
- >the pony remains too scared to struggle or even squeak
- >he opens the wardrobe and tosses the pony in, slamming the door loudly
- >he turns to you
- >"leave it in there for the night, right. if you hear it whinging go in and batter the little shit. i'll be back tomorrow."
- >you show him to the door
- >"and don't fuckin feed it!"
- >you need to sit down for a minute to think about what you're getting into
- >you're shaking
- >animal abuse doesn't scare you obviously, otherwise you wouldn't have had this idea in the first place
- >Mark, on the other hand, is fucking terrifying
- >you collect yourself and clean up the trail of piss
- >you stand outside the fluffy's room listening for "whinging" as Mark put it
- >but all you can hear is quiet sobs
- >you decide not to punish the fluffy
- >it's 2 am and you're asleep when your phone rings
- >as soon as you pick up a voice asks "has it been actin' up?"
- >dude what
- >"the pony, man."
- >you tell him it hasn't made a sound
- >"well go in there now and give it a kicking"
- >yeah okay man
- >a brief silence
- >"well come on then, i want to hear it scream"
- >there are no words
- >"you there?"
- >yeah man just let me put on my kicking boots haha
- >oh god
- >you go to the fluffy ponies room
- >it's sobs stop when it hears your footsteps
- >you open the door and see the fluffy walking backwards into the wall, it's eyes locked on yours
- >a flicker of recognition crosses it's face and it goes still, tilting it's head slightly
- >"fwiend?"
- >"i wanna hear it man, come on", he breathes into your ear
- >you reach down to the pony
- >oh god
- >the pony shrinks away from you as you reach down
- >it closes its eyes as your hand approaches
- >you scratch under its chin
- >it opens a single eye, then both and looks at you dumbfounded
- >you put on the most reassuring smile you can muster
- >put a finger to your lips and hold the phone away from you
- >shhhh
- >"...pway?"
- >you nod
- >"tsssssss"
- >good lord this thing is dumb
- >"what are you fucking doing? hit the little shit!"
- >here i go
- >you put the phone on the table next to the pile of shit
- >you begin banging on the wall and screaming like a fluffy pony
- >to offset the distressing sound you wave your arms with a goofy grin on your face aimed at fluffy
- >fluffy is looking at you in awe and starts screaming too, running around your legs
- >"yeah, you little bitch, ungh, scream"
- >fortunately you don't hear Mark in the throes of ecstasy
- >NOW QUIET
- >you put your finger to your lips
- >fluffy freezes
- >"tsssssss"
- >Mark isn't on the phone when you pick it up
- >that night you sleep cradling fluffy pony in your arms
- >Mark calls around again but fluffy is playing the shhh game upstairs
- >you tell him that you found the fluffy pony dead this morning and binned it
- >"fuck it anyway, i'll get another one for us."
- >you tell him that you can't do it again, you're going away to
- >canadia?
- >to see your sick uncle
- >for a long time
- >at hearing you wont be available to torture small animals he leaves immediately
- >you get the feeling you haven't seen the last of this guy
- >weeks pass
- >FLUFFY PONY FIGHTING RING EXPOSED: 12 ARRESTED
- >high five fluffy
- >"hi'fi'!"
- >live happily ever after
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