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- DurianDinosaur: time to pretend i know shit about dinosaurs and be a big fat baby
- DurianDinosaur: i actually don't want trivia but apparently this is a thing now
- DurianDinosaur: thanks amazon
- DurianDinosaur: https://gyazo.com/423a7893f8df82fe1cdbdfe7322c5b32 this sounds like creepypasta material
- DurianDinosaur: "OMINOUS INSTRUMENTALS"
- DurianDinosaur: god i love subtitles
- DurianDinosaur: nice fuckin
- DurianDinosaur: hats
- DurianDinosaur: SUDDENLY SPANISH
- DurianDinosaur: "BRING IT BRING IT"
- DurianDinosaur: fuckin RIP notGeoffrey
- DurianDinosaur: also aah D:
- DurianDinosaur: >dominican republic
- DurianDinosaur: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- DurianDinosaur: >doesn't fucking translate the spanish
- DurianDinosaur: i hate subtitles
- DurianDinosaur: "mano de dios" is "hand of god"
- DurianDinosaur: "bet you a thousand dollars that he falls"
- DurianDinosaur: thats what he says
- DurianDinosaur: thats an easy bet i mean that thing don't have no safety railings
- DurianDinosaur: someone fucking owes that man a thousand dollars
- DurianDinosaur: "they'll never get him out of montana"
- DurianDinosaur: or will they?
- DurianDinosaur: *DUN DUN*
- DurianDinosaur: yeah that
- DurianDinosaur: sure is a beautiful amber mosquito alright
- DurianDinosaur: nice fossils there
- DurianDinosaur: this reminds me of when i was younger, just digging under some playset with a pal and being full convinced that we found some sorta dinosaur fossil
- DurianDinosaur: UNDERNEATH THE SWINGSET?!? WAO WHAT A FIND
- DurianDinosaur: and just as the swingset was gone
- DurianDinosaur: so, too, was the "fossil"
- DurianDinosaur: ~spooky~
- DurianDinosaur: "ah hate compooters"
- DurianDinosaur: dont' we all?
- DurianDinosaur: LOOK AT THAT EIGHTYS HAIRSTYLE
- DurianDinosaur: WOO
- DurianDinosaur: >everyone laughs at raptor being more like a bird than a raptor
- DurianDinosaur: buttheyare
- DurianDinosaur: >"THATS NOT EVEN SCARY"
- DurianDinosaur: kid you 'bout to be schooled
- DurianDinosaur: shit now they got the biologist side of me into this
- DurianDinosaur: fuck you
- DurianDinosaur: i am both scared and intrigued
- DurianDinosaur: the kid only agrees to say okay because he's terrified of the consequences
- DurianDinosaur: https://gyazo.com/f7fba378e7ce3bda63753a0e92113f4e grant's wrong but still getting stabbed in the neck by a dino claw bigger than your hand is terrifying
- DurianDinosaur: "the island's gonna blow the kids minds"
- DurianDinosaur: it sure blew notGeoffrey's mind!
- DurianDinosaur: WOW A REAL DINOSAUR IS EATING MEA_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- DurianDinosaur: "what are those" "small versions of adults hun"
- DurianDinosaur: dfiojoijgjfd
- DurianDinosaur: my god
- DurianDinosaur: i love these two
- DurianDinosaur: fuckin BRIBERY
- DurianDinosaur: GOOD DOGGO SPOTTED
- DurianDinosaur: god i wish that were me
- DurianDinosaur: also you could replace "embryos" with "dinosaur toys" and you'd get the same feels over it as that dufe
- DurianDinosaur: also a real life situation where some nerd would actually pay big bucks for some fuckin dino toys
- DurianDinosaur: that scene between dodson and THAT GUY
- DurianDinosaur: is just
- DurianDinosaur: pure gold
- DurianDinosaur: just
- DurianDinosaur: look at him
- DurianDinosaur: look at bill
- DurianDinosaur: back at him
- DurianDinosaur: "Don't get cheap on me, Dodson."
- DurianDinosaur: what a fucking power play
- DurianDinosaur: I bet this guy dies or something and I will shed one tear.
- DurianDinosaur: this malcom guy givin me the heebie jeebies
- DurianDinosaur: "chaosmatician actually"
- DurianDinosaur: ....i don't think it's safe to blatantly put deltarune spoilers in space chat BUT for those interested- *PAY ME $500 DOLLARS FOR THIS NEW HOT CONTENT*
- DurianDinosaur: I WAS WAITING FOR THIS THEME TO PLAY
- DurianDinosaur: *UNIVERSAL FLASHBACKS*
- DurianDinosaur: businessman hyperventilates over there
- DurianDinosaur: same.
- DurianDinosaur: abuse those whale and donkey noises FOR BRACHIOSAURUS HAS ARRVIED
- DurianDinosaur: Welcome.
- DurianDinosaur: To Jurassic Park.
- DurianDinosaur: prepare for die
- DurianDinosaur: wow
- DurianDinosaur: thats basically a layman's version of DNA
- DurianDinosaur: i can't believe how accurate it is
- DurianDinosaur: "autoerotica"
- DurianDinosaur: RIP my brain, already in the gutter.
- DurianDinosaur: sdklgjf
- DurianDinosaur: WHY IS THIS FUCKIN DINOSAUR SO CUTE
- DurianDinosaur: "we based the behaviors of dinos on other animals because lol we know jack shit about their actual habits"
- DurianDinosaur https://i.gyazo.com/6620dc660f398d5964315ec48529ac8e.png hsdjkdh FYCJUUIN SOUND EFFECTS
- DurianDinosaur: "they're all girls, malcom"
- DurianDinosaur: "they can't breed"
- DurianDinosaur: jurassic park is actually just a harem anime gone terribly wrong. good to know!
- DurianDinosaur: trying to get all this trivia while also watching a movie while also live commentating is a hassle
- DurianDinosaur: https://gyazo.com/ccfd94370b1ef8540f9f92fda2be59d2
- DurianDinosaur: i'm sure everyone reading this probably knows but
- DurianDinosaur: you know
- DurianDinosaur: deny the dinos the testosterone they desire
- DurianDinosaur: jeff goldblum pointing out that lesbians exist
- DurianDinosaur: "you bred raptors."
- DurianDinosaur: thats one way to set the stage for "HOO BOY YOU DONE FUCKED NOW"
- DurianDinosaur: alshdfkl hiogjo pdfjkg\
- DurianDinosaur: FUCKING LOUD NOISES
- DurianDinosaur: who wants to bet 5 bucks i'll die of a heart attack before the movie's over
- DurianDinosaur: RIP cow
- DurianDinosaur: "MOOING IN FEAR"
- DurianDinosaur: i love subtitles again
- DurianDinosaur: *bites tongue at mention of a smart raptor in there*
- DurianDinosaur: GOD THAT LOOKS SO GOOD
- DurianDinosaur: "we can charge whatever we want"
- DurianDinosaur: i hope you die first.
- DurianDinosaur: "genetic power is the most awesome force on this planet and you wield it like a kid who found his dad's gun"
- DurianDinosaur: the raw power in this line moves me to my core
- DurianDinosaur: >scientists so preocupied with the fact that they could they didn't stop to think if they should.
- DurianDinosaur: GOLDBLUM HAS ALL THE FUCKING POWER LINES
- DurianDinosaur: "you're nto fuckin saving condors from deforestation you're reviving a species that nature said "fuck this" to and revived it even if it didn't fit the environment"
- DurianDinosaur: god
- DurianDinosaur: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
- DurianDinosaur: https://gyazo.com/492d3661656cd767b94dbd652e530839
- DurianDinosaur: jesus christ that line
- DurianDinosaur: this scene is just so raw
- DurianDinosaur: and i love it
- DurianDinosaur: kid me wouldn't have fucking understood it but now as a biologist i'm like
- DurianDinosaur: "yep that's fuckin it, there we go"
- DurianDinosaur: "fuck i got you guys to defend me and all i got was this stupid blood-sucking lawyer kissing my ass"
- DurianDinosaur: sorry bitch, they went through the whole science fair project line and concluded
- DurianDinosaur: that you done fucked
- DurianDinosaur: >brought kids to the park
- DurianDinosaur: please don't let them die
- DurianDinosaur: the gramps can die and so can the lawyer
- DurianDinosaur: BUT IF THEY DIE BECAUSE OF THEIR FOOLISHNESS I WILL CRY
- DurianDinosaur: AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
- DurianDinosaur: the tackiest cars ever known to man
- DurianDinosaur: my eyes are dying.
- DurianDinosaur: you're fucking welcome.
- DurianDinosaur: >INTERACTIVE CD-ROM
- DurianDinosaur: >CD-ROM
- DurianDinosaur: >CD-ROM!!!!! (because i can't fuckin bold and italics in pastebin RIP me)
- DurianDinosaur: i-i'm so fucking old...
- DurianDinosaur: *ignores fact that even her bf is older than her*
- DurianDinosaur: dude don't just leave lil goops in there
- DurianDinosaur: DON'T ABANDON HIM
- DurianDinosaur: YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
- DurianDinosaur:
- DurianDinosaur: sorry i phased out of existence for a second
- DurianDinosaur: is it bad that i associate tim as a tiny goops?
- DurianDinosaur: Maybe.
- DurianDinosaur: Will I stop?
- DurianDinosaur: No.
- DurianDinosaur: oh god they got dunked on didn't they
- DurianDinosaur: thanks samuel L jackson for complaining about this shit
- DurianDinosaur: good job
- DurianDinosaur: >Dennis
- DurianDinosaur: god FUCK DOUBLE RUINED
- DurianDinosaur: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs."
- DurianDinosaur: "Dinosaurs eat man."
- DurianDinosaur: "Woman inherits the earth."
- DurianDinosaur: i love this so much, when can i marry her
- DurianDinosaur: WICASA NO
- DurianDinosaur: "HES GONNA EAT THE GOAT?!?!?"
- DurianDinosaur: "excellent."
- DurianDinosaur: tim no
- DurianDinosaur: "whats the matter, kid? never had lamb chops?"
- DurianDinosaur: FIRST OF ALL
- DurianDinosaur: THIS IS A GOAT-
- DurianDinosaur: tim is going full sperg and i'm proud of him
- DurianDinosaur: "Dino droppings?
- DurianDinosaur: yes, malc, we have to look at dino shit to get anywhere :I
- DurianDinosaur: all in the name of science
- DurianDinosaur: i knew dennis was too good to be true.
- DurianDinosaur: all in all, greed ruins absolutely everything
- DurianDinosaur: now Miss Velociraptor, ivel's friend, will come and kill us all.
- DurianDinosaur: SHE'S IN THE MOVIE I SWEAR
- DurianDinosaur: dennis's greed fucked up everything.
- DurianDinosaur: well
- DurianDinosaur: time to go straight to hell as i go into full wimp mode
- DurianDinosaur: lone wicasa in the rain
- DurianDinosaur: baaa.
- DurianDinosaur: i heard that.
- DurianDinosaur: prepare yonder anuses for a wild ride
- DurianDinosaur: "maybe its the power trying to come back on"
- DurianDinosaur: SGJKLDjSDIOJGLSGJ WHAT KIND OF POWER HAVE YOU BEEN AROUND
- DurianDinosaur: Wicasa status: HE'S GONE D:
- DurianDinosaur: AAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK
- DurianDinosaur: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S REXY
- DurianDinosaur: >abandoning the kids
- DurianDinosaur: i sure hope you die.
- DurianDinosaur: ARE THE KIDS SAFE
- DurianDinosaur: GOD FUCK ALMIGHTY ARE THEY SAFE
- DurianDinosaur: >lawyer in danger
- DurianDinosaur: meh.
- DurianDinosaur: You can die.
- DurianDinosaur: Goodbye, bitch!
- DurianDinosaur: timukay
- DurianDinosaur: TIMMY
- DurianDinosaur: TIMMY
- DurianDinosaur: don't fucking insult ya goil like that
- DurianDinosaur: also RIP dennis in advance
- DurianDinosaur: WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE- i shouldn't be making jokes when i'm terrified out of my goddamn mind, wow
- DurianDinosaur: also RIP dennis
- DurianDinosaur: also i'm sure those embryos won't bite us in the ass later!
- Gooper Blooper (Spooper Blooper) joined the chat
- DurianDinosaur: ah geez
- DurianDinosaur: welcome to jurassic park where EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS IN DANGER
- DurianDinosaur: "heleftus"
- DurianDinosaur: yeah and he fucking died for it
- DurianDinosaur: karma's a velociraptor
- DurianDinosaur: "Did your dad ever build you a treehouse?" "no" "yeah me too."
- DurianDinosaur: *sheds a single tear*
- DurianDinosaur: top 10 anime betrayals
- Gooper Blooper: welcome to die jurassic park
- DurianDinosaur: yes that's exactly hwat they should rename this
- DurianDinosaur: this just in: tacky car is a prop for death
- DurianDinosaur: never trust anything thats bright green and yellow
- DurianDinosaur: i can't believe ian is still conscious enough to be a snark
- DurianDinosaur: you beautiful bastard
- Gooper Blooper: his purpose in this film is to deliver snark
- Gooper Blooper: he does a good job
- DurianDinosaur: https://gyazo.com/7f37b2e8c1898528e2614dda677db2c3
- DurianDinosaur: bless you spielburg senpai
- DurianDinosaur: you made a great call in the end
- Gooper Blooper: I see you've got a fancy copy of this movie with Fun Facts (tm)
- DurianDinosaur: I'm renting it on Amazon!
- DurianDinosaur: and woo boy it has
- DurianDinosaur: tons of trivia and even points out some goofs and "oh whoops WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT"
- DurianDinosaur: there's just so goddamn much
- Gooper Blooper: This is one of the most famous and highest-grossing movies of all time, so there's a LOT of associated trivia and behind-the-scenes stuff because the massive fanbase wanted to know about it
- Gooper Blooper: In contrast, most of this kind of trivia for Godzilla movies is locked away in Japan-only publications that were never translated to English
- DurianDinosaur: i can't drive by and screenshot all of these
- DurianDinosaur: i'msurethey'reonawiki
- Gooper Blooper: we're not in dolphin paddler territory any more
- DurianDinosaur: >BRINGING UP DOLPHIN PADDLER
- DurianDinosaur: banned
- DurianDinosaur: hi rexy whats UUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Gooper Blooper: here's a fun fact for you: there was a period where JP1 was the highest-grossing movie ever made in history
- Gooper Blooper: Even 25 years later it's still 30th place
- DurianDinosaur: i'd believe it
- DurianDinosaur: why'd you think universal took so damn long to rotate out dino boat
- DurianDinosaur: :B
- DurianDinosaur: https://gyazo.com/01e6d0519e2dcd70323ace82c7ddfd6a
- DurianDinosaur: GEE
- Gooper Blooper: (Jurassic World is 5th and Fallen Kingdom is 12th, so this is one serious AAA series)
- DurianDinosaur: I WONDER WHY?
- DurianDinosaur: not to that, i don't have to wonder shit
- Gooper Blooper: it was a gamble and it paid off!
- DurianDinosaur: look at how fast the spino is going
- DurianDinosaur: saw it restock earlier too
- DurianDinosaur: but we're not here for that
- DurianDinosaur: "i hate trees"
- DurianDinosaur: trees did nothing wrong
- DurianDinosaur: tho that is one
- DurianDinosaur: extra thick tree
- DurianDinosaur: bvjkldfkopd
- DurianDinosaur: IVEL-TIER PUN DETECTED
- DurianDinosaur: TWO OF THEM
- DurianDinosaur: PUN LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS
- Gooper Blooper: we need to counterbalance the scary parts with snark and puns
- Gooper Blooper: keep folks from getting fuckin heart attacks from too many close calls
- DurianDinosaur: and we're not even at raptors.
- DurianDinosaur: feat. Miss Velociraptor
- DurianDinosaur: no wait shit
- DurianDinosaur: they're all Miss Velociraptor.
- DurianDinosaur: D:
- Gooper Blooper: girls everywhere
- DurianDinosaur: again
- DurianDinosaur: harem anime gone totes wrong
- Gooper Blooper: (there are male dinosaurs in later movies but the majority of them are ladies)
- DurianDinosaur: >male dinos later
- DurianDinosaur: so they DO allow them to breed
- Gooper Blooper: you'll see
- DurianDinosaur: thats ominous as fuck
- DurianDinosaur: Harpy Will Remember This.
- DurianDinosaur: pictured: what the universal studios jurassic park gift shop actually looks like
- DurianDinosaur: >eating the ice cream because its melting
- DurianDinosaur: welp
- DurianDinosaur: do or die i guess
- DurianDinosaur: no don't give him morphine, you'll turn down the snark levels
- DurianDinosaur: "creation is an act of sheer will"
- DurianDinosaur: "EVERYTHINGS CORRECTABLE"
- DurianDinosaur: oh jesus cripes on a cracker
- DurianDinosaur: end me now
- DurianDinosaur: damn now I want ice cream.
- DurianDinosaur: one sec
- Gooper Blooper: XD
- DurianDinosaur: warning: no ice cream
- DurianDinosaur: no cheesecake eitehr
- DurianDinosaur: but there's cupcakes and i warned my parents that i will destroy them once i have a chance.
- DurianDinosaur: ...if i don't make and eat a brownie myself.
- DurianDinosaur: BUT
- Gooper Blooper: how many cupcakes we talkin
- DurianDinosaur: UUUUuuUuuuh
- DurianDinosaur: a lot
- DurianDinosaur: no seriously though it's just storebought cupcakes because
- DurianDinosaur: ye
- Gooper Blooper: acceptable
- DurianDinosaur: 'bout 12
- DurianDinosaur: mom's about to pull another all-nighter and the turkey will still taste dry
- DurianDinosaur: grossest sneeze in cinema history
- Gooper Blooper: bless her
- DurianDinosaur: "great now she'll never try new things. she'll sit on her room and play on her computer-"
- DurianDinosaur: i'm feeling so attacked right now
- Gooper Blooper: kek
- DurianDinosaur: "I'm a hacker!" "That's what I said: you're a nerd!"
- Gooper Blooper: I wouldn't exactly be up for a dinosaur safari either after the night they've had
- DurianDinosaur: attacked
- Gooper Blooper: a 1993 hacker
- Gooper Blooper: who hacks with interactive cd-roms
- DurianDinosaur: thats it
- Gooper Blooper: get out your floppy disks, we're dolbying this shit
- DurianDinosaur: thats the year
- DurianDinosaur: too babby to hack
- DurianDinosaur: "there's eggs. the dinos.. are breeeding."
- DurianDinosaur: life finds a way.
- DurianDinosaur: much like lesbians.
- DurianDinosaur: >goes on to talk about frogs that can change from male to female in a single sex environment... spontaneously
- DurianDinosaur: oh
- DurianDinosaur: oh
- DurianDinosaur: that's clever, although not on the scientists' part :U
- DurianDinosaur: "We have to shut it all down and bring it back up to get shit working again"
- DurianDinosaur: what could
- DurianDinosaur: POSIBLY
- DurianDinosaur: GO WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAKLGJLKSFDGJGSDJLG
- DurianDinosaur: "or we could fuckin... put the animals in a coma until we supply the thing"
- DurianDinosaur: "NO SHUT DOWN THE SYSTEM"
- Gooper Blooper: way status: found
- DurianDinosaur: no wait really you'd rather shut down the system than fuckin
- DurianDinosaur: stop the dinos that you found a way to manufacture anyhow?
- DurianDinosaur: its not like DENNIS THE MENACE stole ALL the embryos you know
- DurianDinosaur: horrormovielogic.txt
- DurianDinosaur: "hold onto your butts"
- DurianDinosaur: sir i've been holding on since the beginning
- DurianDinosaur: *checks phone for something*
- DurianDinosaur: >sis replied to text finally
- DurianDinosaur: "u want spinosaurus" "YES PLEASE"
- DurianDinosaur: WELL
- DurianDinosaur: TIME TO LOOK AT THE HERDS RUNNING AWAY
- DurianDinosaur: REXY RETURNS IN
- DurianDinosaur: SHAKING THAT TOY WE CALL A FUCKING GALLOPASAUR OR WHATEVER
- DurianDinosaur: "look how much blood"
- DurianDinosaur: TIM THIS IS NOT THE TIME
- Gooper Blooper: Rexy loves making dynamic entries
- DurianDinosaur: "Disneyland opened and everything went wrong!"
- Gooper Blooper: that scene was my favorite when I was a little kid
- Gooper Blooper: just watch Rexy kill the gallimimus a dozen times :V
- DurianDinosaur: "well if the pirates ride fucked up the pirates don't eat the tourists"
- DurianDinosaur: RIP any gallimimus toys
- DurianDinosaur: fed to Rexy
- Gooper Blooper: I have one, been looking for one of the fancier ones
- DurianDinosaur: le gasp
- DurianDinosaur: GUNS LOCATED
- Gooper Blooper: ARM UP
- DurianDinosaur: use your pal like a table
- DurianDinosaur: "i should be going because you know i'm a-"
- DurianDinosaur: mfw the implications are real
- Gooper Blooper: oh, I was very much waiting for your reaction to that bit https://www.dropbox.com/s/wmshnt22ee6276...
- DurianDinosaur: https://i.gyazo.com/b801304c9dcb2c1d577bae5f9cd175da.png "look i ate 2 gallons of ice cream and my husband is out there probably dying, piss off for two seconds"
- Gooper Blooper: "also you're like 80 years old and walk with a cane"
- Gooper Blooper: "so stay here dammit"
- DurianDinosaur: he doesn't want to be get "I TOLD YOU"'d by jeff goldblum
- DurianDinosaur: he's a madman
- DurianDinosaur: "we can talk sexism in survival situations when i get back."
- DurianDinosaur: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
- DurianDinosaur: DUMPED LIKE MALCHOM'S EX-WIVES
- Gooper Blooper: get dunked on
- DurianDinosaur: >all fences turned off
- DurianDinosaur: she's coming out
- DurianDinosaur: she will be freed.
- DurianDinosaur: ah shit man that's some athletics right there
- DurianDinosaur: 10/10
- DurianDinosaur: I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SPOOK THE KIDS
- DurianDinosaur: I KNEW HE WOULD DO SOMETHING
- DurianDinosaur: BUT I STILL GOT SPOOKED
- DurianDinosaur: the kind of shit harpdad would pull off
- DurianDinosaur: justdadthings.jpg
- DurianDinosaur: oh god no
- DurianDinosaur: don't do it
- DurianDinosaur: don't fucking do this to me
- DurianDinosaur: i'll cry
- DurianDinosaur: nONONONONONO
- DurianDinosaur: ARE YOU OKA- AKLJSDLKGJSDLKGSDGJK FUCKIN
- DurianDinosaur: MISS VELOCIRAPTORS
- DurianDinosaur: WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT THEM
- DurianDinosaur: AAAH GOD NOOO ARNOLD
- Gooper Blooper: rest in pieces
- DurianDinosaur: or was that the scientist?
- DurianDinosaur: EITHER WAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- DurianDinosaur: that was the scientist
- DurianDinosaur: agh
- DurianDinosaur: tfw you panic so much you can't get your characters right
- DurianDinosaur: (rip samuel l jackson)
- Gooper Blooper: he had it with these motherfucking raptors in this motherfucking park
- DurianDinosaur: "clever girl."
- DurianDinosaur: THERE IS IS
- DurianDinosaur: THERE IT IS
- Gooper Blooper: THE LINE EVERYONE KNOWS
- DurianDinosaur: well rip hunter too
- DurianDinosaur: guess we'll die!
- DurianDinosaur: >tim picks up those cake slice things
- Gooper Blooper: they're dropping like flies
- DurianDinosaur: top 10 anime battles
- DurianDinosaur: also, he has his priorities straight
- DurianDinosaur: ...why did i not remember her name was ellie for so long?
- Gooper Blooper: try not to think of the elgyem
- DurianDinosaur: everything makes sense
- DurianDinosaur: >dino also at the buffet
- DurianDinosaur: dino also has their priorities straight
- DurianDinosaur: as long as
- Gooper Blooper: naturally
- DurianDinosaur: they don't eat the kids
- DurianDinosaur: "sure the third one's contained?" "yeah, unless they figure out-"
- DurianDinosaur: nononONONON-
- DurianDinosaur: "how to open doors"
- DurianDinosaur: oh my fucking christ
- Gooper Blooper: :WidsFaceclaw: (lel too lazy to fetch the link atm)
- DurianDinosaur: flippin my goddamn shit
- Gooper Blooper: it should probably be clear at this point why the raptors are the big bads in this movie instead of Rexy
- DurianDinosaur: time to rename the pastebin to "HARPY SCREAMS AT DINOSAURS (feat. Gooper Blooper from the Super Mario Sunshine series) "
- Gooper Blooper: Rexy, as scary as she is, is just an animal in the end
- DurianDinosaur: rexy can't open doors
- Gooper Blooper: the raptors can think
- DurianDinosaur: arm 2 short
- DurianDinosaur: oh god there's two of them in the same room
- DurianDinosaur: casual reminder
- DurianDinosaur: raptors can jump.
- DurianDinosaur: "BOOT UP THOSE DOOR LOCKS"
- DurianDinosaur: raptor looks through the window
- DurianDinosaur: "Hello, is it ME you're looking for?"
- DurianDinosaur: at the WORST times
- DurianDinosaur: "its a unix system. i know this"
- DurianDinosaur: WHAT A GREAT TIME TO BE A NERD BUT BOOT UP THE DOOR LOCKS HOLY SHIT
- DurianDinosaur: i did not hear what the FUCK you said hammond
- DurianDinosaur: but i hope you weren't worried about the raptor
- DurianDinosaur: HOLY SHIT HE KICKED A RAPTOR
- DurianDinosaur: well that musuem part is totally boned
- Gooper Blooper: >boned
- Gooper Blooper: ahu
- DurianDinosaur: REXY SAVES THE DAY?
- DurianDinosaur: ACCIDENTALLY?
- DurianDinosaur: "i'm just here for the buffet too"
- DurianDinosaur: KAIJU FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
- DurianDinosaur: >iNgen
- DurianDinosaur: :esotericexposed:
- DurianDinosaur: that's where i'd put my emote
- DurianDinosaur: IF I HAD ONE
- Gooper Blooper: and now you know
- DurianDinosaur: alan looks at these kids
- DurianDinosaur: smiles
- DurianDinosaur: "mine now"
- DurianDinosaur: that's what it says
- DurianDinosaur: wao thats a doozy
- DurianDinosaur: and there's the other leitmotif
- DurianDinosaur: you know what people say about classics? Never age and shit?
- DurianDinosaur: Jurassic Park is a classic, and not without merit
- Gooper Blooper: ;D
- DurianDinosaur: THEREFORE IT IS IMMORTAL
- DurianDinosaur: sure you could point out a lot of inconsistencies like AMAZON WAS TRYING TO POINT OUT (thanks)
- Gooper Blooper: amazon just like "where did the cliff come from huh"
- DurianDinosaur: but the average viewer is not looking deep into that, we're already sucked in and its because man's hubris brought the dinosaurs back
- DurianDinosaur: "WHY IS THE JEEP THERE WHEN IT WAS ON HIGHER GROUND HUH?!?"
- DurianDinosaur: only the cynical nitpicker would really suspend their disbelief for that
- Gooper Blooper: in conclusion: https://www.dropbox.com/s/2goe0mu21m2qc72/Rexy.jpg?dl=0
- DurianDinosaur: yeah basically
- DurianDinosaur: rexy is a national treasure
- DurianDinosaur: have i reached the point where i'd fork over another 60 dollars for one for myself?
- DurianDinosaur: no(t yet)
- [SPINOSAURTALK]
- Gooper Blooper: Speaking of, I have a funny story about that for main chatzy
- Gooper Blooper: so I'll mosey on over there, BUT FIRST
- Gooper Blooper: we need a rating outta ten for JP
- DurianDinosaur: its a spinosaurus/10, goops
- DurianDinosaur: ITS RARE
- DurianDinosaur: easy tho, 10/10
- Gooper Blooper: nice
- DurianDinosaur: the lawyer got comeuppanced
- DurianDinosaur: the kids are safe
- Gooper Blooper: goopsmom told me to tell you to look forward to chris pratt later
- DurianDinosaur: do i need to?
- DurianDinosaur: *looks out for hot vets instead*
- Gooper Blooper: goopsmom loves him :V
- DurianDinosaur: WOO BOY
- DurianDinosaur: Maybe tomorrow.
- DurianDinosaur: *looks at time"
- DurianDinosaur: aw fuck it is tomorrow
- Gooper Blooper: kek
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