Side Session #2

[11:33]	Rabtar	after some planning and a lengthy explanation, Click is ready for her little diplomacy mission. She learned that 'Snarl' was one of Grimlock's personal guards and that he was involved with the battle that saw Grimlock die. Slugg only knows that Snarl want to unite all the inteligent gecko so he can build an army and 'make war' on pony kind. Few actuall joined Snarl but those that did were...
[11:33]	Rabtar	...the largest and most aggressive of there kind, resulting in a kind of stalemate. Ragebrew says that Snarl's hatred of ponies probably comes from him killing Grimlock and making a hat out of him. A pair of gecko had led the group to the edge of Snarl's territory and pointed them towards his central camp. Without incident the group managed to find the camp and has sent Click on ahead to do...
[11:33]	Rabtar	...her thing...
[11:44]	Click	let out a sigh, looking herself over. With some refitting she was wearing a Merc adventurer outfit with a Flakk vest over it, and her duster on top of that. Topped off with the stetson, she uncomfortably walked towards the camp, her zappy glove on her left claw. Even if the clothes were refitted, it still felt weird wearing things over her scales.
[12:04]	Mad_Modd	Click can clearly see the 'camp'. It being little more than a crude tin shack, a few large, armoured gecko watch her approach curiously. Not moving to stop her, but watching for signs of trouble from this stranger...
[12:18]	Click	looked around at the large geckos, a little nervous as she approached the camp. She stopped a little ways from the shack "Um... hello?" She called out to the large geckos "I-um... I'm hee to speak with Snarl."
[12:24]	Rabtar	one of the guards gives Click a sidways look before turning to growl and chirp over there shoulder. A few moments later a smaller, unscarred gecko with simple armour and a simple crown comes out. Him and the guard exchange a few growls and hisses before the crowned one comes over to Click, sniffing her once before finally speaking "Grimlock God has sent us a dragon to help us make war!"
[12:33]	Click	blinks, having expected something bigger when the smaller Gecko with a crown came out. she raised a brow when she was sniffed. It was surprising they knew what a dragon was, and by smell alone. "Actually, I come with a message from Slugg. He says he wants peace, and is willing to compromise."
[12:35]	Rabtar	he snorts "Slugg weak. Him want make city, not make war like Grimlock God. We make war! Dragon help? We give things."
[12:39]	Click	Click looked at the gecko curiously as he made the offer. "Well... I'm not sure war will be needed. Eventually the dragons will come to claim Equestria..." she remarked casually as she tapped her chin. "After the Zebras though."
[12:42]	Rabtar	"Snarl know only Shuvv, she no like gecko. There more? Them fight for Snarl?"
[12:45]	Click	"Not for Snarl, but maybe. Dragons are making plans in the homeland. Breed, grow, train. Once we get rid of Zebras, and ponies haven't killed each other yet, Ponies become slaves or food. Or at least that's what the elders say. Most think Ponies will kill each other off by then. Surprising they haven't already."
[12:48]	Rabtar	"What of gecko?"
[12:49]	Click	"I am not sure. I didn't know about Gecko till coming here... Eventually though, ponies will be taken care of, and Zebras. Gecko never went to war with dragons, so I don't think they would fight gecko..."
[12:53]	Rabtar	"Dragon make war on..... all?"
[12:55]	Click	"Well Ponies killed dragons during the war, and Zebras promised us treasure and gems form Equestria, but blew Equestria up, and kills dragons with their magic. So the elder dragons talk of getting rid of Zebras and Ponies when we are ready."
[12:56]	Rabtar	"But what will dragon and gecko make war on after? War make gecko strong! We needs war."
[13:04]	Rabtar	the guard seems to be taking an interest in the conversation now...
[13:05]	Click	"I... am not sure. It's only what i've heard the elders say. But I'll probably be grown up by that time and have a clutch of my own." She sat down, thinking for a moment. "I am not sure if ponies will still be around then though..." She thought aloud, arms folding across her chest "War... hm... perhaps you make a place where geckos can fight and get stronger?"
[13:11]	Rabtar	"No! We take! Gecko make war on gecko bad! Gecko few, need one king. Snarl king!"
[13:14]	Click	"I wasn't saying you should go to war with other gecko. I figured you liked fighting, and a big place where you could fight and show off how strong you are would be good..." She said with a small shrug.
[13:17]	Rabtar	"Gecko already make war on gecko! Big pony kill king, us no have king. Many try to be king, but only one is king. Snarl say king to many times...."
[13:27]	Click	"Well... Slugg said he wants peace. Says there's too few Gecko left to be warring with gecko or ponies. You should probably replenish your numbers before anything else, make more geckoes, like what the dragons are doing."
[13:49]	Rabtar	Snarl seems to ponder this for a time, his simple mind having difficulty with these new ideas and concepts. "Snarl.... stop war. Wait for more gecko.... then make war again?"
[13:55]	Click	"Hm... I think that'd be good." Click nodded after a moment "Wait for more gecko, teach gecko how to be strong when they get big. You can afford to make war when you have more geckos. From what I've seen there are a lot of ponies to wage war on."
[14:01]	Rabtar	"Snarl.... stop war." turning to give the guard an order.... which isn't followed. The large gecko growls menacingly at Snarl, readying a crude hammer...
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[14:17]	Click	watched with narrowed eyes as the big gecko growled and raised it's weapon. She quickly moved in, now in front of the big gecko as she struck out to get that big club out of his claws.
[14:21]	Rabtar	Click simply knocks the weapon out of it's claws. It hisses angrily and drops into a battle stance, teeth bared. Snarl meanwhile seems to have retreated into his shack.
[14:25]	Rabtar	the gecko growls and lunges forward, snapping at Clicks head
[14:29]	Rabtar	there jaws clamp down on Click's head! It's teeth sinking in, causing large gashes.
[14:40]	Click	cries out in pain as the big Gecko starts biting down on her head, bringing up her Zap Glove and attempting to hit the thing with it's superzappy setting
[14:49]	Rabtar	the strike hits home, forcing the gecko to release it's grip on the young dragon and sending it rolling across the ground, smoke billowing from what was once it's eye. It snarls in pain, grabs it's weapon up off the ground and lunges once more!
[14:51]	Rabtar	the gecko hefts it's crude hammer over it's head to bring it down on Click, but it slipps out of it's grip and slams into it's own head, cracking it's head open and dropping it to the ground with a loud thudd.
[14:54]	Click	flinched at the sound of the hammer slipping and cracking it's head open. the little dragon stared wide-eyed at the unmoving Gecko. She slowly moves a bit closer, reaching out to nudge him "H... Hello? Are you alright...?"
[14:55]	Rabtar	there is no responce
[15:00]	Click	continued to stare wide-eyed at the unresponsive Gecko "Hey, c-c'mon... get up! You didn't get hit that bad...!" The little dragon started to hyperventilate as she started digging through her backpack. He just needed some pony healy magic is all!
[15:01]	Rabtar	the only response is a growing puddle of blood coming from under the crude hammer...