Kunoichi

>Go to Japan as a tourist
>Hear a rustling in your hotel room one evening
>Turn on the light
>It's a Kunoichi on the ceiling doing the X formation to keep herself there
>"So sorry, but this is an assassination."
>One scuffle later, you're trying to call the cops but all you hear is moshi moshi nihongo desu ka? from the front desk
>Kunoichi is sniffling because not only did she fail to assassinate you, but she got the wrong target
>Get a closer look at her, she's actually kind of cute
>Poke her nose through the face mask, asking her if she's going to stay dressed like an escort or if she's going to at least decent properly like a good girl
>She 'hauuu!"s in surprise and throws a pellet on the ground
>Wave your hands around, the Kunoichi is gone with a log in place in a two piece bikini
>Is this some kind of anti-westerner joke?
>Try to go back to sleep
>She's right above your window sill
>A pair of your boxers in her hands, pressing it to her mask and inhaling deeply, shuddering at the thick male scent
>New Mission Acquired

>Be in bath, the air steaming rather nicely
>It's single gender, so you figure no shenanigans are going to ruin your Authentic Japanese Experience (tm) at the hotel after dusk
>Nothing like a bit of skinship and sake with some English speaking Japanese who think British people all go to the Hogwarts
>You're a little buzzed when you notice it
>A bit of the bamboo wall that seems a little off from the others, either the steam is messing with your vision or something's up
>Get out of the bath, no towel on
>Stroll over to it
>The fuck is this? It feels like a cloth that was painted on to look like the bamboo
>Rip it away
>It's that Kunoichi from the other night, dressed only in a bathing towel
>The Japanese guys you were drinking with go "Ooo" and "Aaah" like she's some kind of gimmicky attraction
>She's petite and slightly more heavy on the thighs, and as you're standing within arms length her gaze drifts down
>Only to see your third leg standing at attention and curving upward, you were always well-endowed thanks to a Minotaur wet nurse
>She flushes a bright red and "AWAWAWA"s, dropping her shroud and towel in the process
>Showing off her perky tits and hairless slit between her legs
>The world goes upside down as she judo slams you onto the floor
>As she makes her escape, you can still see her pussy while the gents rush to your aid
>She relays the message to her oneesan about how foreigners are 'scary', using a white radish as a visual aid
>Her oneesan just smiles through her mask and laughs at her sister being so naive about men

>Few days pass, no sign of the Kunoichi
>Good, you think to yourself
>The Yuki-Onna hostess recommended venturing into the woods for a nice outing away from the 'old codgers and city boys'
>It's amazing how the farther away from the cities you go the more spiritual and flourishing nature seems
>Here a rustling above you, expect to see a monkey or tanuki
>Nothing, the leaves falling softly
>Continue deeper into the woods, the feeling of being watched is intensifying
>A cloud of smoke, and the Kunoichi is back, except now she looks like she matured a bit
>Her breasts are supple and her thighs are juicy
>She 'ara ara's at you, telling you that it's finally come time to assassinate you
>Hold up a hand to tell her you don't want to play her games with her right before a kunai whizzes past your head and into a tree
>Start yelling at her about how she could've killed you with that
>Her charisma breaks if only for a moment before she blocks you against the tree
>Knee propping up your balls as she giggles
>Telling you that up close you're not as scary as you were before
>Guess you're playing on her terms now
>She lowers her face mask, showing you her full lips and give a muffled surprise as she kisses you, using her tongue to force something into your mouth
>Her fingers stroke your adam's apple and force you to swallow
>She calls it a vitality drug, and you can feel the burning in your body as your cock stands at full attention
>She's marveling at its length and girth, telling you that you could probably break her hips if she were to take that into her
>But she's going to satisfy you with just a handjob for now, stroking your foreskin up and down
>Your mouth opens silently as she continues the pleasant stimulation, her fingers playing across your head
>Shit, you feel like you're going to come any second now
>When you shoot off, it splatters right into her face, dispelling the illusion
>She tears up and jumps through the trees calling you an idiot

>Final night in Glorious Nippon
>You're drinking a bit before your flight in the morning, saw some sights, messed with a Kunoichi, the usual
>There's the sound of three Kunoichis when they land on the railing, all three dressed in fishnets with the crotch cut out
>They're identical clones of each other, that's a new one
>The center one yells to grab you, and you find yourself pinned to the bed by the other two while the center one locks the windows and doors
>Try to get up, but her eyes gleam, paralyzing you
>She's says it's your fault that it has to be this way, that she's been unable to stop thinking about you ever since you sprayed her with that 'nasty goop'
>The other two force your pants down and massage you to erection before disappearing in puffs of smoke
>Her eyes are heart pupiled as she's pants, squatting down
>Takes your entire girth and length in one fell stroke, wincing and giving a small screech
>Tear's going down her cheek, there's no blood but you can tell she's a virgin
>A moment's lapse frees you, and you grab her buttocks, forcing her up and then back down
>She's bapping your head, telling you to not move but that just strengthens your resolve to keep bouncing her up and down on your dick
>Her winces of pain transition into slutty moans, your cock flying in and out of her tight pussy
>She's saying that it's not fair, and that it feels like you're counter assassinating her
>Wrap an arm around her, holding her close
>Using your other hand to keep her firmly seated all the way down onto your cock
>Whisper into her that this is the final act of your mission
>That you're going to fill her to the brim with your cum
>She can't get away, and her lewd succupussy gulps down ever drop, even when you put her on her side and keep fucking her, never taking it out
>She's moaning about how she's going to end up pregnant, while you keep shooting load after load into her
>Airport next morning and buy tickets for two, much to the confusion of the clerk