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  1. [19:20] Adlibheretic It is the second day after the end of the Festival of the Emperor's Ascension. On this day, you have a glimpse into a world rarely seen, even among the halls of power. The most secretive sporting event in the sector, more exclusive than the heretekal beast-pits of Malfi, the famed and feared death-races of Tarsus, or even the annual noble duels atop the highest spire of Gunmetal.
  2. [19:20] Adlibheretic
  3. [19:20] Adlibheretic Among the deadly and paranoid cells of the Calixian Inquisition's Throne Agents, there is a yearly gathering, held secret even from the Inquisitors themselves. A deserted island, surrounded by a privacy field and short-range water-purificators sets the scene for the conflict. Idyllic white-sand beaches and wind-touseled palm trees form a stark backdrop for conflict and competition among...
  4. [19:20] Adlibheretic ...the deadliest individuals in the Segmentum.
  5. [19:20] Adlibheretic
  6. [19:20] Adlibheretic In this darkest of all ages, there is only one sport brutal enough to assuage a year of hidden conflict, to settle old scores, make up for tortures and lies, accusations of blasphemy, and blasphemy itself...
  7. [19:20] Adlibheretic
  8. [19:20] Adlibheretic Beach Volleyball.
  9. [19:40] Adlibheretic Gathered here today are five teams, plus you, representing a cross-section of Inquisitorial Might.
  10. [19:40] Adlibheretic Two representing Inquisitor Rykehuss: Two sultry death-cultists and two studly priests-militant. Dirty old man.
  11. [19:40] Adlibheretic Two representing Inquisitor Ghankus Dhar: Two teams of navy pilots in ripped jeans, constantly slapping one another on the ass.
  12. [19:40] Adlibheretic Two representing Inquisitor Al-Subaai:Two teams of scarred and sturdy stormtroopers in red swimsuits.
  13. [19:40] Adlibheretic A single team representing Inquisitor Van Vuygens: Senior Adept Graffer and Brother-Sergeant Maximus
  14. [19:53] Adlibheretic Wrax and Benedict form a team. Adrian and Ranna form a team. The first round is single elimination. You have both drawn a team of Inquisitor Dhar's stormtroopers.
  15. [19:56] Adlibheretic It's Adrian and Ranna's first match. The stormtroopers stretch and glisten with gruff expressions and glowery eyes. You lose the coin toss. What are you wearing?
  16. [20:00] Adrian is wearing some tactical black swim trunks and tactical black sunglasses.
  17. [20:08] Ranna is wearing a black string bikini and dark aviation style sunglasses, hair tied back into a ponytail
  18. [20:21] Adrian dives to save the ball.
  19. [20:31] Adlibheretic Adrian and Ranna are up 2-0 when one of the stormtroopers sets up a blistering spike over the net, right at Ranna!
  20. [20:35] Ranna jumps in front of it quickly to bump it, setting it up for Adrian
  21. [20:38] Adlibheretic Point! Adrian and Ranna knock out the stormtroopers with a clean 3-0.
  22. [20:38] Adrian "Yeah!" He prepares to high five ranna
  23. [20:38] Adlibheretic The grizzled veterans stand and salute formally, covered in sand.
  24. [20:41] Ranna grinned and high fived Adrian "Got em!"
  25. [20:41] Adrian gives the stormtroopers a salute as well.
  26. [20:44] Ranna doesn't give them anything but the smug grin of a triumphant beach volleyball player
  27. [21:08] Adlibheretic The following teams remain after the first round. Sultry death-cultists representing Inq. Rykehuss. Navy pilots in ripped jeans representing Inq. Dhar. Representing Inquisitor Van Vuygens: Senior Adept Graffer and Brother-Sergeant Maximus. One team representing Inq. Carmine. The last match still running is between Wrax and Benedict and a pair of stormtroopers, currently 1-1.
  28. [21:10] Adrian "I wonder why all the death cultists look like that?"
  29. [21:12] Adlibheretic Brunette Death Cultist: "Most of us in the cult are actually men. His lordship just likes /bad girls/." She grins and bites her finger. "Rawr."
  30. [21:12] Adrian grins, "I can see why."
  31. [21:15] Ranna raised an eyebrow up pretty high looking between the death cultist and Adrian
  32. [21:16] Adrian "So then I guess you see a lot of action?"
  33. [21:18] Adlibheretic The brunette death cultist is wearing a v-thong made of shiny black leather. The red-haired one is wearing a chainmail bikini.
  34. [21:19] Adrian "Is your friend a bad girl as well?" he asks the talkative one.
  35. [21:19] Adlibheretic Giggle. "The worst."
  36. [21:20] Ranna "Is she a bimbo as well or is that only you?"
  37. [21:21] Adrian "Hey, no need to be rude."
  38. [21:21] Adlibheretic The onlookers around the other court cheer as Wrax and Benedict finish off the stormtroopers with a 3-1 finish.
  39. [21:21] Adrian cheers, "Yeah!"
  40. [21:21] Adrian "So are both of you busy after this?" He asks the cultists.
  41. [21:22] Adlibheretic Red-head: "We must slaughter the emperor's enemies and drink their blood." Brunette: "But maybe /after that/..."
  42. [21:23] Ranna "You're just the /worst/" she said in the most exageratededly sultry voice she could muster
  43. [21:24] Adlibheretic Brunette: "It's okay, kiddo. You'll have boobs someda- ohhhh."
  44. [21:25] Adrian looks between the Ranna and the cultists wondering what was going on here.
  45. [21:26] Adrian "Do you really drink their blood?"
  46. [21:26] Ranna "Excuse me? Look here you littl-" she took a deep breath, closing her eyes behind her sunglasses "I'm above this."
  47. [21:28] Adrian "Go get some of that shaved ice and cool off. You'll feel better."
  48. [21:29] Adlibheretic Redhead: "Yes." Brunette: "You don't get curves like /this/ eating nothing but corpse starch."
  49. [21:29] Adrian "That's a fact."
  50. [21:30] Adlibheretic Michelle will sub in for Wrax, who goes to share war stories with the stormtroopers they faced.
  51. [21:31] Adrian "So is that your secret? Blood? Not a steak and some wine every evening?"
  52. [21:31] Ranna "I don't need curves like yours, I got mine just fine."
  53. [21:33] Benedict makes a pitstop behind a privacy screen and changes into a pair of cargo pants.
  54. [21:33] Adlibheretic The discussion is growing heated in more ways than one, but the time for the next round has begun! Opponents are drawn for this double-elimination round, and the two Team Carmines are going against each other!
  55. [21:33] Adrian "Here we go."
  56. [21:34] Adlibheretic In the background, you can see Benedict posing for a pictographer-adept taking shots of him for the Inquisition Swimsuit Calendar, the most highly classified calendar in the Segmentum. A credit chip changes hands.
  57. [21:35] Adlibheretic It's Benedict and Michelle against Ranna and Adrian!
  58. [21:35] =-= YOU are now known as Michelle
  59. [21:35] Michelle is wearing her red and white swim bikini, having not yet played a match to get a new suit, yet.
  60. [21:35] Benedict "I hope you don't expect us to go easy on you."
  61. [21:36] Adrian "Were you expecting us to?"
  62. [21:36] Benedict "Heh."
  63. [21:37] Ranna "They never even got a point on us. You dont' have a shot."
  64. [21:37] Michelle grins. "Maybe I just expect you to be easy."
  65. [21:38] Adrian "Hey I have some standarnds."
  66. [21:39] Ranna "Judging by the last conversation you really don't."
  67. [21:42] Benedict manages to keep his eyes off Ranna long enough to set up a return for Michelle.
  68. [21:45] Michelle goes up for a spike. Wham! Towards Ranna.
  69. [21:47] Benedict manages to get in position to stop a spike from Adrian.
  70. [21:49] Michelle returns towards Ranna. She's starting to sweat under the tropical sun.
  71. [21:50] Ranna goes up high after Michelle's return, seeing a chance to stuff it
  72. [21:51] Adrian whistles at Michelle following that return and gives her a wink.
  73. [21:52] Benedict has to sprint to get in postion to stop the return, not expecting it to come from Ranna.
  74. [21:54] Benedict has to dive to get the last few inches, but it still isn't enough.
  75. [21:54] Michelle Point! 1-0 for AR. Ranna's serve.
  76. [21:54] Benedict dusts sand off his pants and grins sheepishly at Michelle. "My bad."
  77. [21:55] Adrian "It's okay, I don't think she noticed." He nods towards the deathcult assassins.
  78. [21:56] Benedict gives a tiny shake of his head.
  79. [21:56] Michelle is a little distracted by Adrian in spite of herself, but she shakes it off in time to defend Ranna's serve.
  80. [21:57] Benedict makes a sloppy spike.
  81. [22:05] Benedict stands almost motionless as Michelle sets up the ball, waiting until he feels the eyes of Adrian and Ranna drift off him, then spikes the ball.
  82. [22:09] Benedict winks and does double finger-guns at Ranna.
  83. [22:10] Ranna blinks and stares at Benedict a little too long
  84. [22:13] Benedict takes advantage of Michelle's impeccable defense to spike over the net.
  85. [22:15] Michelle Point! 2-0 after a high-vaulting spike from Adrian.
  86. [22:16] Michelle Adrian's serve.
  87. [22:16] Benedict picks himself up off the sand.
  88. [22:16] Ranna will attempt to distract
  89. [22:16] Benedict "Now I see how they won their last match.
  90. [22:16] Benedict "
  91. [22:16] Ranna will attempt to distract Michelle this time
  92. [22:17] Adrian serves the ball, high and hot.
  93. [22:18] Benedict is barely off the ground before he has to dive back down again.
  94. [22:21] Michelle Ranna is momentarily distracted by the fact that OH MY EMPEROR OCEANS EXIST, leaving Adrian to defend.
  95. [22:22] Michelle ...but it's too slow and the ball hits the sand. Point! 1-2, service to Michelle and Benedict.
  96. [22:24] Benedict stands up, brushes off the sand, and serves, sweating hard.
  97. [22:24] Michelle takes the opportunity to bend towards Adrian, striking a sexy pose and blowing a kiss.
  98. [22:25] Adrian really likes it here.
  99. [22:27] Benedict does what he does best
  100. [22:34] Benedict fumbles his return.
  101. [22:34] Adrian laughs.
  102. [22:36] Michelle Point! Ranna misses the defense, sprawling in the sand. 2-2, tie game. Michelle's service.
  103. [22:37] Benedict raises an eyebrow in response to Adrian's laughter and Ranna's subsequent bad luck.
  104. [22:38] Ranna grunted as she hit the sand, pushing herself up and brushing the sand off in time for the next serve, adjusting her suit as necessary
  105. [22:38] Benedict goes for his finger-guns, catches one of them in the loop of his cargo pants, and pulls himself down on his ass in the sand.
  106. [22:39] Michelle leaps up for a powerful serve, driving it right down the middle. It slips past Adrian's fingers as he dives for it, slamming into the sand. Point! Game! 3-2, Michelle and Benedict.
  107. [22:40] Adrian "Dang."
  108. [22:41] Ranna "What?! How did you miss that?"
  109. [22:41] Michelle jumps up and down and hugs Benedict.
  110. [22:41] Adrian "Caught me off guard."
  111. [22:41] Benedict returns the hug, laughing. "Hell of a secret weapon."
  112. [22:42] Michelle "Couldn't have done it without the sacrifice finger-guns!"
  113. [22:43] Benedict shoots an analyst's salute to Adrian and Ranna. "I, uh, thought you had us there for a moment."
  114. [22:43] Adrian returns the salute and sighs. "Time to refuel."
  115. [22:44] Adrian grabs some drinks and heads back over to the death cult assassinesses.
  116. [22:47] Adrian offers a pair of dark red drinks to the cultists, "The didn't have blood but I'm sure this'll do just nicely."
  117. [22:49] Ranna continues brushing sand off herself, watching her teammate go "I have been away from you all for awhile, this is the norm isn't it?"
  118. [22:49] Michelle offers to buy Ranna a drink, although first she picks out a new onepiece swimsuit, sleek black with a white stripe on one side.
  119. [22:49] Benedict wanders over. "What, beach volleyball?"
  120. [22:49] Michelle "Normally it's more fire and death. This is nice."
  121. [22:50] Adrian decides it's time to go all out and changes into a speedo, sunglasses and a necklace. Traditional Rethian warrior garb.
  122. [22:51] Ranna would accept Michelle's offer, keeping her own swimsuit because she lost
  123. [22:52] Benedict "I might join you at the bar, once I've changed. Save me a spot, hey?"
  124. [22:53] Michelle The redhead sniffs the drink. "Red wine. Long used to conceal the scent of cyanide." She smashes the cup over her knee and holds the jagged edge to Adrian's neck. "Who sent you?!"
  125. [22:53] Wrax walks over and joins them after the match. He's changed into a new pair of swim trunks, a reward from the previous match, "Sand in your hair. Means it was a good bout."
  126. [22:53] Michelle The brunette just laughs, stirring her drink with her pinky finger - although she doesn't drink it.
  127. [22:54] Adrian "Nobody."
  128. [22:54] Adrian doesn't break a sweat and drinks some of his drink.
  129. [22:55] Adrian "Sorry, that's a lie. I'm on a mission from the God-Emperor."
  130. [22:55] Michelle After a minute she takes the jagged glass away and spends a minute picking up the shards. "Me too."
  131. [22:56] Michelle Current standings:
  132. [22:57] Michelle Death Cultists: two losses, eliminated.
  133. [22:57] Adrian "Good that you don't drop yuour guard for an instant."
  134. [22:57] Michelle Navy Pilots: 1 win, 0 losses.
  135. [22:57] Michelle Adept and Space Marine: 1 win, 1 loss.
  136. [22:58] Benedict joins Michelle and Ranna getting drinks once he's changed.
  137. [23:00] Ranna thanks Michelle and Benedict for their drinks before looking over the astartes "I wonder how they convinced him to do this."
  138. [23:02] Benedict nods to Wrax. "I spent most of the match flat on the ground, but at least we won."
  139. [23:02] Michelle "Duty and honor. He's a Black Templar, I think. Once he accepted the challenge, he has to see it through."
  140. [23:09] Benedict "So Ranna, when we first met you, you had a thing about not wanting your picture taken. Is that something you still stick to?"
  141. [23:10] Ranna took a sip from her drink and leaned back against the bar, thinking a moment "There were a lot of people who wanted me dead back home, there's a lot fewer out here that know me. And if any of them still alive back home get a picture of me in this suit they're free to kiss my ass."
  142. [23:12] Wrax takes a small sip from a drink as well, "Lucky there's only one."
  143. [23:12] Benedict laughs. "The benefit of joining the Inquisition, now people who want to kill you aren't after you personally. I only mention it because there's apparently a guy going around taking picts for an Inquistion swimsuit calendar."
  144. [23:13] Ranna "Honestly even in this line of work it's still probably better to avoid pictures."
  145. [23:18] Benedict "I'm of two minds. On the one hand, sure, pictures are a risk. But on the other, it leaves a legacy once you're gone. One that lasts longer than just someone's photographic memory."
  146. [23:18] Benedict looks at Ranna and crunches his shaved ice.
  147. [23:20] Ranna downs the rest of her drink as the match is about to start "Well, I do like the idea of not being forgotten."
  148. [23:20] Ranna "I'll give it a shot."
  149. [23:20] Benedict toasts with his ice. "Knock 'em dead out there, and all that."
  150. [23:20] Wrax nods, then heads to Michelle and his match, "Good luck."
  151. [23:21] Adrian tries to cheer up the death cultists.
  152. [23:21] Benedict finds a beach chair and an umbrella.
  153. [23:24] Adrian says he'll win one for them and heads out onto the battle sands, garbed in the finest rethian war regalia.
  154. [23:26] Michelle The adept and space marine stand solemnly in waiting. The Space Marine is wearing a loincloth, showing a body of battle and ritual scars over his Black Carapace. The Adept is wearing heavy robes. His metabolism must be at a crawl or else he'd be burning up in this heat. He can hobble around a little.
  155. [23:28] Adrian picks up some sand and rubs it between his hands.
  156. [23:28] Adrian "This is going to be an interesting battle."
  157. [23:29] Ranna "We might die."
  158. [23:32] Ranna lowers her sunglasses to wink at the old man and try and get his attention
  159. [23:33] Michelle Graffer: "I say, is that young lady trying to seduce me?" He looks away from the ball to ask the question.
  160. [23:34] Michelle The ball bounces past him. Point! Service to Ranna.
  161. [23:35] Ranna turns and high fives Adrian on the way back to the serve line where she'd attempt to power it past the defenses again
  162. [23:36] Adrian returns the high five.
  163. [23:37] Michelle Ranna sinks another past Graffer.
  164. [23:40] Michelle Service to adrian.
  165. [23:41] Adrian "Let's do it."
  166. [23:44] Michelle This time, the Space Marine scoops up the Adept with his free hand and swings him at the ball. "I'm sorry, my friend! Honor demands it!"
  167. [23:45] Michelle It's not enough. The ball bounces off the adept's shins and flies out of the court. Point! Game! 3-0.
  168. [23:46] Ranna stared at the ball sailing off out of bounds for a moment before jumping a couple feet in the air "Wooooo! We did it!"
  169. [23:46] Adrian "WE DID IT!"
  170. [23:46] Adrian high fives Ranna and gives the space marine a salute.
  171. [23:46] Michelle Brother Sergeant Maximus raises his fist to his chest, taking one knee in defeat. "I salute thee. Thou hast battled well, servants of absent Carmine."
  172. [23:48] Ranna returned the high five before getting serious a moment, offering a low bow to the Marine "Emperor bless you and keep you safe, my Lord." she straightened up and couldn't help but grin. She clapped her hands before winding back and giving Adrian the hardest ass slap he's had since that one time in boot camp
  173. [23:51] Adrian "Woah."
  174. [23:53] Michelle That elminates your opposing team and sets you up 1-1. You'll face the loser of the match between Michelle and Wrax and the Navy Pilots. Currently Michelle and Wrax lead 2-1.
  175. [23:54] Ranna "Do I get in the calendar now?"
  176. [23:56] Adrian heads right back over to see his two death cultist acquaintences.
  177. [23:58] Michelle A distracting Michelle and hart-spiking Wrax seal the game 3-1. There's no time to revel in your victory yet, as you must defeat the pilots yourselves to advance to the finals.
  178. [23:58] Michelle *hard-spiking
  179. [23:59] Ranna "Easy, loverboy. We got these loverboys to get through first."
  180. [23:59] Michelle The taller pilot grabs the shorter one's arm as they make their way over. "Come on - one more, for me?"
  181. [00:00] Adrian glances over at the death cultists and then back at the net and sighs.
  182. [00:01] Michelle The coin toss goes to Adrian and Ranna. Who will serve first?
  183. [00:03] Adrian will serve first for his fans.
  184. [00:03] Ranna will go for a distraction
  185. [00:13] Michelle Botch! First point to the pilots.
  186. [00:14] Ranna went for a diving save but ended up face first in the sand again
  187. [00:15] Adrian "Out of the sand soldier!"
  188. [00:15] Adrian "This is war!"
  189. [00:16] Ranna pushed herself up grumbling, making sure everything was on straight
  190. [00:25] Michelle After a long volley, Adrian scores with a good spike delivered against a failed dive! Point! Service to Ranna.
  191. [00:26] Adrian flexes for the people in the audience and whoever else may be watching.
  192. [00:29] Ranna blows a kiss to the audience, hamming it up with Adrian before serving
  193. [00:30] Adrian "Yeah!"
  194. [00:30] Michelle Point! The serve scores, bringing you up 2-0.
  195. [00:40] Michelle Point! 3-0. Game!
  196. [00:40] Michelle Both Team Carmines are going to the finals!
  197. [00:42] Michelle The two pilots get up and stroke the sand off of each-others' sweaty bodies in a totally platonic manner. The dark-haried, shorter one says that he has a date he needs to get to, and departs, although the taller one wants to stay for more games with the other defeated teams.
  198. [00:43] Michelle Adrian and Ranna get their pictures taken for the Inquisition Swimsuit Calendar and an opportunity to get a new swimsuit for the final match.
  199. [00:44] Michelle was unable to choose and eventually picked at random and ended up with a skimpy monokini that makes her blush every time she remembers she's wearing it. However, she's fiercely determined to wear it.
  200. [00:46] Wrax will keep his current swimsuit. He clears his throat when he sees Michelle. "Looks good."
  201. [00:46] Michelle looks bashfully at the sand. "Ah - Thank you..."
  202. [00:47] Adrian whistles, "Looking good Michelle."
  203. [00:49] Ranna came back from her calendar shoot in a new thong bikini, crossing her arms over her chest "Well, rematch time."
  204. [00:49] Adrian waves to the death cultists once more before they go back for the showdown.
  205. [00:49] Benedict has moved his umbrella and chair to where he can observe the final match. He gives Ranna a thumbs up. "Nice choice."
  206. [00:54] Michelle picks up sand sand through her hands and lets it sift down in a half-circle around her. She nods to Wrax. "Ready."
  207. [00:55] Ranna stretches then returns Benedict's thumbs up "I thought so." she turned to Adrian "Hey, focus on those two. Not your little airhead friends who are going to cut your dick off and offer it to the Emperor."
  208. [00:55] Adrian "It's not like that."
  209. [00:57] Ranna "It's -exactly- like that"
  210. [00:57] Wrax nods, then smiles at Adrian and Ranna. He turns slightly to the side, flexes and poses like a marble statue of a Primarch. "No shame in a loss at this point."
  211. [00:59] Adrian "No, not at all. Are you admitting defeat?"
  212. [01:00] Ranna shook her head at Wrax "Trying to distract me? Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?"
  213. [01:01] Adrian catches Michelle's serve and hands it off to Ranna, "Quick while he's thinking!"
  214. [01:03] Michelle defends Ranna's return, setting up Wrax's spike.
  215. [01:04] Wrax cuts off an attempt at a rebuttal quip to spike the ball.
  216. [01:08] Michelle Botch! Point! Adrian and Ranna lead 1-0. Service to them.
  217. [01:09] Wrax picks himself up. He adjusts his swim trunks and shakes the sand out of his hair.
  218. [01:09] Ranna struck a pose for Wrax "No shame in all in giving up, big guy."
  219. [01:09] Adrian picks up the ball grinning. "You forget, this is our turf."
  220. [01:10] Wrax points a finger while they wait for the serve, "Day isn't won yet!"
  221. [01:10] Michelle Ranna's distraction ends up embarrassing herself!
  222. [01:16] Wrax drops down to a knee and briefly closes his eyes once he sees Michelle move into position for a defense. Once he hears the impact of a successful interception, he leaps skyward from the sand. At the apex of his jump, he roars out a battlecry in his native tongue and spikes the ball with a thunderous blow.
  223. [01:17] Michelle WHAM! Adrian valiantly dives, barely managing to keep his speedo up, but it's not enough. Point! 1-1. Wrax's service.
  224. [01:19] Michelle grins and pumps a fist in the air before realizing what that's doing to her chest and covering up with a small panicked sound.
  225. [01:21] Wrax smiles and readies a serve, energized despite still catching his breath.
  226. [01:28] Michelle Another volley ends with a crashing spike from Wrax, this time blowing past Ranna. Point! 2-1. Michelle's service.
  227. [01:36] Michelle hurls herself into a low dive to defend a return that's set to fly past her, tearing her suit a little in the process and making it even /more/ skimpy. She's blushing hotly when she gets up, but at least she saves the shot.
  228. [01:36] Adrian whistles once more and deflects the ball to Ranna.
  229. [01:41] Michelle Point! Ranna's return evades Wrax's dive and ties it up. 2-2, Ranna's service.
  230. [01:41] Adrian "Allright RANNA!"
  231. [01:42] Wrax lunges downward for a saving dive but falls short. He quickly gets to his feet, slaps his chest and focuses for the final bout.
  232. [01:42] Adrian "Let's get this over with before Michelle runs out of swim suit."
  233. [01:42] Ranna jumps in the air and fist pumps, not giving a good damn one way or the other what it does to her suit "I think she's only got one left in her anyway"
  234. [01:47] Ranna takes the ball back to the service line and throws the ball up. In an attempt to serve it as hard as humanly possibly her top shifts disastrously, resulting in the serve going wild as she attempted emergency wardrobe maintenance "Son of a b-!"
  235. [02:00] Wrax spikes the ball twice in quick succession, both times defended by Ranna's dives. Now, the third-!
  236. [02:03] Adrian quickly avenges the beating Ranna has taken by adding a little cleverness to his return.
  237. [02:04] Adrian makes an appearance of hitting the ball hard into their side of the court but instead lightly floats it just barely over the net.
  238. [02:06] Wrax had been anticipating a hard spike and has to scramble to defend the feint.
  239. [02:09] Michelle dashes back and leaps up, intercepting the ball with an acrobatic midair turn and bashing it one-handed over the net.
  240. [02:20] Ranna 0x01ACTION sold out dearly for it. Stretching like no beach volleyball player has stretched before. She asked more of that bikini than anyone had ever asked of a bikini in the history of the Imperium and beyond. Light years away, through a fortress of ceramite and stone a corpse sat on a throne. Its finger gave the slightest of twitches. A Sister ascends to sainthood. An Imperial guard sniper drops a Chaos Marine warlord.
  241. [02:21] Benedict sips a drink with a tiny paper umbrella in it.
  242. [02:25] Adrian only barely manages the rebound, lightly slapping the ball back over the net.
  243. [02:28] Michelle When Wrax makes the dive, Michelle is ready, hammering the ball over the net a final time. It blows past Adrian, taking the scratched and scraped remnants of his sunglasses with it, and buries itself in the sand, a silent testament to the battle fought here upon these hallowed sands.
  244. [02:28] Adrian falls, skidding along the sand, defeated.
  245. [02:30] Ranna got up from her save to watch,as if in slow motion as the ball slipped through Adrian's hands and hit the sand. Slowly she got up on her knees, body covered in sweat and held her hands up to the sky, body jerking as she cried out in anguish her top slumping from her shoulders for the briefest of moments. Across time and space a bird shaped god of chaos clasped its hands together, pleased
  246. [02:30] Benedict takes out the little paper umbrella.
  247. [02:31] Wrax likewise sinks to his knees but in spent exaltation of a battle arduously fought.
  248. [02:33] Michelle collapses against Wrax, breathing hard.
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  258. OTHER ROOM
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  262.  
  263. Adlibheretic It's Benedict and Wrax's first match. The stormtroopers stretch and glisten with gruff expressions and glowery eyes. You win the coin toss. What are you wearing?
  264. Benedict has on a white tank top and a pair of shorts. Comfort and practicality are the name of the game.
  265. Wrax loosens up on the sand, wearing a pair of swimming trunks and an open shirt.
  266. Benedict hops a few times in the sand.
  267. Adlibheretic (It might help to bring a dicebot in here, too, avoid confusing things.)
  268. -->| Zack (Zack@sux-93D8B17.hrbgpa.east.verizon.net) has joined #dhagame2
  269. Benedict Give us some good results tonight, okay, Zack?
  270. Adlibheretic (Pick your first server and roll!)
  271. Wrax stoops down and grabs a handful of sand, running it through his fingers. "This battle...will be the most important one in our lives."
  272. Benedict "I'm counting on you."
  273. Wrax picks up the ball, looks the opposing stormtrooper in the eye, lobs it up then serves.
  274. Wrax ,dr 60 Serve
  275. Zack Wrax: 55 Success by 0 degrees!
  276. Wrax (IT'S FINE I'M JUST WARMING UP OKAY)
  277. Benedict (It's not an outright failure!)
  278. Adlibheretic ,dr 40 defend
  279. Zack Adlibheretic: 92 Failure by 5 degrees!
  280. Benedict stretches his arms over his head to limber up, which causes his tank top to lift enough to expose his midriff.
  281. Adlibheretic ,dr 70 dive
  282. Zack Adlibheretic: 36 Success by 3 degrees!
  283. Adlibheretic ,dr 60 +2DoS return
  284. Zack Adlibheretic: 9 Success by 5 degrees!
  285. Benedict (Trying to distract)
  286. Adlibheretic (Go ahead and roll, I'll retroactively apply it to a random one of them if you succeed)
  287. Benedict (Do peers apply to distracting without a stunt?)
  288. Adlibheretic (Yes! These qualify for Inquisition and Military.)
  289. Benedict ,dr 72 distract
  290. Zack Benedict: 5 Success by 6 degrees!
  291. Benedict (7 degrees, then)
  292. Adlibheretic ,dr 60
  293. Zack Adlibheretic: 19 Success by 4 degrees!
  294. Adlibheretic Good enough.
  295. Adlibheretic 1d2 diver/returner
  296. Zack Adlibheretic, diver/returner: 2
  297. Adlibheretic The grizzled stormtrooper is distracted... whether by the sexy glimpse of skin, or by the blinding reflection of sunlight on untanned flesh. 2 DoS coming across the net to Odd, Wrax.
  298. Wrax ,dr 37 Defend +3 DoS
  299. Zack Wrax: 50 Failure by 1 degree!
  300. Benedict (don't bodyshame benedict ;_; )
  301. Adlibheretic (I called you sexy)
  302. Adlibheretic (you just sexy and pale)
  303. Wrax (will probably dive)
  304. Adlibheretic Go ahead.
  305. Wrax ,dr 90 Dive +3 DoS
  306. Zack Wrax: 54 Success by 3 degrees!
  307. Benedict (Nice)
  308. Adlibheretic Dive succeeds. Benedict with the return.
  309. Benedict ,dr 48 return
  310. Zack Benedict: 58 Failure by 1 degree!
  311. Adlibheretic Return fails, +20 to the defense.
  312. Adlibheretic ,dr 40+20
  313. Benedict (fate?)
  314. Zack Adlibheretic: 54 Success by 0 degrees!
  315. Benedict (too late)
  316. Benedict (I let you down, Wrax)
  317. Adlibheretic ,dr 70+4DoS spike!
  318. Zack Adlibheretic: 60
  319. Wrax (Don't worry I can still Frenzy)
  320. Adlibheretic 5 DoS across the net coming to Benedict, Evens.
  321. Benedict (fug)
  322. Benedict ,dr 67 defend
  323. Zack Benedict: 96 Failure by 2 degrees!
  324. Adlibheretic Dive?
  325. Benedict (Totes)
  326. Benedict ,dr 93 dive
  327. Zack Benedict: 76 Success by 1 degree!
  328. Adlibheretic Point! Service to the stormtroopers, 1-0.
  329. Benedict picks himself up off the sand.
  330. Wrax rolls to his feet after his own dive, "Hhf..."
  331. Benedict "We've gotten out of tougher scrapes than this."
  332. Adlibheretic ,dr 60 +2DoS service
  333. Zack Adlibheretic: 44 Success by 1 degree!
  334. Benedict (yo is that what I think it is)
  335. Adlibheretic 3 DoS to Benedict, Evens. Doubles! You can attempt to Block, giving Wrax a chance to Distract, if you wish.
  336. Benedict (I am gonna block)
  337. Benedict ,dr 67
  338. Zack Benedict: 18 Success by 4 degrees!
  339. Benedict (+1 DoS)
  340. Wrax (I'd like to Stunt Bulging Biceps to maybe use Str+Athletics instead of Fel+Charm to Distract, if possible)
  341. Benedict (Oh and i can reroll failed saves, I need to remember that)
  342. Wrax (Or maybe Str+Toughness if you want to be super kind)
  343. Adlibheretic Bam! Benedict sends it right back. Wrax, I won't take the ability switch, but you can roll twice on Fel+Charm and choose the better result with your Bulging Biceps stunt.
  344. Wrax (lul I don't have Charm trained, is that half Fel or Fel +0?)
  345. Adlibheretic Fel+0
  346. Wrax ,dr 29 Distract
  347. Zack Wrax: 44 Failure by 1 degree!
  348. Wrax ,dr 29 Distract
  349. Zack Wrax: 65 Failure by 3 degrees!
  350. Adlibheretic ,dr 60
  351. Zack Adlibheretic: 48 Success by 1 degree!
  352. Adlibheretic He is un-distracted. No effect.
  353. Adlibheretic ,dr 40 defend
  354. Zack Adlibheretic: 10 Success by 3 degrees!
  355. Adlibheretic Not enough, against 5DoS.
  356. Adlibheretic ,dr 70 dive
  357. Zack Adlibheretic: 83 Failure by 1 degree!
  358. Benedict (booyah)
  359. Adlibheretic Point! 1-1. Service to Benedict.
  360. Benedict high-fives Wrax.
  361. Wrax cheers, vigorously returning the high-five.
  362. Benedict (just checking if I had any stunts I wanted to try)
  363. Benedict ,dr 48 serve
  364. Zack Benedict: 24 Success by 2 degrees!
  365. Adlibheretic ,dr 40 defend
  366. Zack Adlibheretic: 24 Success by 1 degree!
  367. Adlibheretic ,dr 70 +4DoS, Spike!
  368. Zack Adlibheretic: 47 Success by 2 degrees!
  369. Adlibheretic 6 DoS to Wrax.
  370. Benedict (these guys are tough)
  371. Wrax ,dr 37 +3 DoS Defend
  372. Zack Wrax: 77 Failure by 4 degrees!
  373. Adlibheretic Dive?
  374. Wrax (I'd like to Stunt Deflect Shot for my upcoming Dive)
  375. Adlibheretic Sure, describe how you're doing it!
  376. Wrax ,dr 90 Dive +3 DoS
  377. Zack Wrax: 24 Success by 6 degrees!
  378. Wrax (no need to reroll, 9 DoS)
  379. Adlibheretic Benedict with the Return.
  380. Adlibheretic (But do describe your shot-deflection!)
  381. Benedict (Can I use Unremarkable to have the other team be focused on Wrax's dive and the aftermath instead of my return?)
  382. Wrax rushes forward at the return. Seeing that he won't reach it in time, he dives towards the sand, twisting in mid-air and raising his left forearm with the instinct of raising his shield. The ball strikes and bounces off his, setting up Benedict for a return.
  383. Adlibheretic Sure.
  384. Benedict ,dr 48 return
  385. Zack Benedict: 84 Failure by 3 degrees!
  386. Benedict ,dr 48 return
  387. Zack Benedict: 50 Failure by 0 degrees!
  388. Benedict (dang)
  389. Adlibheretic Ahh, not quite enough. +20 to the defense.
  390. Adlibheretic ,dr 60 defend
  391. Zack Adlibheretic: 4 Success by 5 degrees!
  392. Adlibheretic ,dr 70 +4 DoS Spike!
  393. Zack Adlibheretic: 49 Success by 2 degrees!
  394. Adlibheretic 6 to Wrax again.
  395. Benedict stands almost motionless as Wrax dives, waiting until he feels the eyes of the Stormtroopers drift off him, then returns the ball.
  396. Benedict (no Wrax)
  397. Wrax (no Leap Up, so I'm at a -3 DoS penalty? fug should've saved Deflect Shot for this)
  398. Wrax ,dr 37 Defend +3 DoS -3 DoS
  399. Zack Wrax: 20 Success by 1 degree!
  400. Adlibheretic Not enough. Dive?
  401. Wrax (hell yes, also at a -3 DoS?)
  402. Adlibheretic Let me check.
  403. Adlibheretic (I'll say no, it should say "Your Next Action"
  404. Wrax ,dr 90 Dive +3 DoS
  405. Zack Wrax: 40 Success by 5 degrees!
  406. Wrax (wew)
  407. Wrax just barely after scrambling to his feet, Wrax dives for the return spike.
  408. -->| Ranna (Stephen@sux-A4255924.lightspeed.clmasc.sbcglobal.net) has joined #dhagame2
  409. <--| Ranna has left #dhagame2
  410. Adlibheretic Benedict with the Return.
  411. Benedict ,dr 48
  412. Zack Benedict: 97 Failure by 4 degrees!
  413. Benedict (yoooo)
  414. Wrax (is Zack Alpha Legion)
  415. Benedict (Only 1 fate left, I think we should let this one go)
  416. Benedict (Or should I spend it?)
  417. Adlibheretic Botch! Benedict gets a fatigue from embarassment and/or sand.
  418. Wrax (I think we're fine oh shit botch)
  419. Adlibheretic ,dr 40+20 defend
  420. Zack Adlibheretic: 23 Success by 3 degrees!
  421. Benedict (Yeah)
  422. Adlibheretic ,dr 70 spike+4
  423. Zack Adlibheretic: 100 Failure by 3 degrees!
  424. Adlibheretic BOTCH!
  425. Benedict (YOOOOO)
  426. Adlibheretic +20 and a chance to Block to Benedict, Evens.
  427. Wrax (THE LAST MINUTE SAVE ZACK /IS/ ALPHA LEGION)
  428. Benedict eats sand and has to adjust his shorts getting up.
  429. Benedict (totes blocking)
  430. Benedict ,dr 62
  431. Zack Benedict: 44 Success by 1 degree!
  432. Benedict (+1 DoS)
  433. Adlibheretic The stormtrooper sets up for his partner, who does a flying spike... and gets a giant face-full of net just after he hits the ball.
  434. Adlibheretic 1d2 botched/non
  435. Zack Adlibheretic, botched/non: 1
  436. Adlibheretic Benedict blocks it right back at him.
  437. Wrax takes the opportunity to get to his feet after Benedict blocks.
  438. Adlibheretic ,dr 35 defend
  439. Zack Adlibheretic: 14 Success by 2 degrees!
  440. Adlibheretic Somehow it's still enough.
  441. Adlibheretic ,dr 70 spike+4
  442. Zack Adlibheretic: 75 Failure by 0 degrees!
  443. Adlibheretic +20 defense to Wrax, Odds.
  444. Benedict (Finally, we get the +20)
  445. Benedict (FINISH HIM)
  446. Adlibheretic wrax, defend?
  447. Wrax (yes, was considering Stunting a Block)
  448. Wrax (but it wasn't doubles)
  449. Wrax ,dr 37+20 Defend +3 DoS
  450. Zack Wrax: 17 Success by 4 degrees!
  451. Benedict (Finally a chance to spike for Benedict)
  452. Wrax (hell yes off to Tranch for you)
  453. Adlibheretic Benedict with the Spike or Return
  454. Benedict (Can I use Inspire Wrath to taunt them?)
  455. Adlibheretic Sure! Describe it and roll twice.
  456. Benedict dashes in for a spike, leaping up and shouting, "We're gonna deploy your asses to Tranch!"
  457. Benedict ,dr 31 Spike
  458. Zack Benedict: 38 Failure by 0 degrees!
  459. Benedict ,dr 31 Spike
  460. Zack Benedict: 2 Success by 2 degrees!
  461. Benedict (YES)
  462. Benedict (4 DoS)
  463. Wrax (YESSSSS)
  464. Benedict (Don't lose your waaaaay~)
  465. Adlibheretic ,dr 40 defense
  466. Zack Adlibheretic: 51 Failure by 1 degree!
  467. Adlibheretic ,dr 70 dive
  468. Zack Adlibheretic: 20 Success by 5 degrees!
  469. Adlibheretic t.t
  470. Benedict (FUCKERS)
  471. Adlibheretic ,dr 55 return +2DoS
  472. Zack Adlibheretic: 22 Success by 3 degrees!
  473. Adlibheretic 5 DoS to Benedict, who can Block or Defend.
  474. Benedict (defend, gotta give Wrax the return)
  475. Wrax (I'll Spike with Frenzy)
  476. Benedict (Can I stunt Sprint to make it in time, since Benedict would've been convinced he'd just won and not prepared for it to come back at him?)
  477. Adlibheretic Sure.
  478. Benedict ,dr 62 defend
  479. Zack Benedict: 98 Failure by 3 degrees!
  480. Benedict ,dr 62 defend
  481. Zack Benedict: 60 Success by 0 degrees!
  482. Benedict almost misses the ball, convinced that they've won. He has to sprint to get in position.
  483. Benedict (Gotta dive now, though)
  484. Benedict ,dr 88 dive
  485. Zack Benedict: 3 Success by 8 degrees!
  486. Adlibheretic THE SAVE
  487. Wrax (damn, this is legit tense)
  488. Benedict (9 DoS)
  489. Adlibheretic Wrax with the return.
  490. Wrax (can I stunt Double Team for the return?)
  491. Wrax ,dr 60 Return
  492. Zack Wrax: 19 Success by 4 degrees!
  493. Wrax (perhaps no need)
  494. Benedict (Looking good either way)
  495. Wrax had already moved into position and prepared himself for a spike, so he fluidly transitions to a return off Benedict's dive instead.
  496. Adlibheretic Sorry, was typing something in the other channel.
  497. Adlibheretic ,dr 40 defend
  498. Zack Adlibheretic: 58 Failure by 1 degree!
  499. Adlibheretic ,dr 70 dive
  500. Zack Adlibheretic: 67 Success by 0 degrees!
  501. Adlibheretic Point! 2-1 for Team Carmine.
  502. Adlibheretic Service to Wrax.
  503. Wrax clenches his fist, raising it towards the sun. He hurriedly moves back into position to serve though, to keep their momentum going.
  504. Benedict is starting to sweat.
  505. Wrax ,dr 60 Serve
  506. Zack Wrax: 62 Failure by 0 degrees!
  507. Adlibheretic ,dr 40+20 defend
  508. Zack Adlibheretic: 32 Success by 2 degrees!
  509. Adlibheretic ,dr 65 spike +4
  510. Zack Adlibheretic: 9 Success by 5 degrees!
  511. Benedict (Oh shit I forgot to distract)
  512. Benedict (Is it too late D: )
  513. Adlibheretic Too late this time.
  514. Benedict (fug)
  515. Adlibheretic WHAM! 9 DoS to Wrax.
  516. Wrax (goddamnit)
  517. Benedict (throne)
  518. Benedict (I lost it for us bro)
  519. Wrax ,dr 37 Defend +3 DoS
  520. Zack Wrax: 54 Failure by 1 degree!
  521. Wrax ,dr 90 Dive +3 DoS (it's alright, worst case it's 2-2)
  522. Zack Wrax: 19 Success by 7 degrees!
  523. Wrax (NOT OUT OF THIS YET)
  524. Benedict (YOOOO)
  525. Benedict (The man, the myth, the legend)
  526. Adlibheretic Return to Benedict.
  527. Benedict (Quick draw stunt return?)
  528. Wrax dives for the ball, sending it up into the air rather than down into the sand.
  529. Benedict ,dr 48
  530. Zack Benedict: 83 Failure by 3 degrees!
  531. Benedict immediately slaps it across the net.
  532. Benedict (fate if the stunt is a no)
  533. Benedict (?)
  534. Adlibheretic I'm not seeing quickdraw as a volleyball move. Maybe later you can convince me.
  535. Benedict (aight)
  536. Benedict ,dr 48
  537. Zack Benedict: 58 Failure by 1 degree!
  538. Benedict (I'm out of fate)
  539. Adlibheretic ,dr 40+20 defend
  540. Zack Adlibheretic: 86 Failure by 2 degrees!
  541. Adlibheretic ,dr 70 dive
  542. Zack Adlibheretic: 86 Failure by 1 degree!
  543. Benedict (I knew it)
  544. Adlibheretic Point! 3-1, game!
  545. Wrax (IT WAS ENOUGH)
  546. Benedict (The Emperor was with us but with a bit of lag. Clearly they failed cause of the fate point)
  547. Benedict is sweating and out of breath as the final point is scored.
  548. Wrax roars in triumph, holding up a hand for a victory high-five.
  549. Benedict makes a final return.
  550. Benedict (geddit)
  551. Benedict grins at the other team. "We aren't actually going to have you shipped to Tranch."
  552. Adlibheretic The stormtroopers salute respectfully, sand sifting out of their shorts.
  553. Adlibheretic (Do either of you wish to change suits, or sit out the next round?)
  554. Benedict gives an analyst's salute.
  555. Wrax would offer them both a sturdy forearm handshake, to be a good sport.
  556. Benedict (Is there an upside to sitting a round out? I am going to get cargo pants.)
  557. Adlibheretic (No, just an option, since Michelle's available to sub.)
  558. Benedict (I'll stick it out for now, Michelle is the final option)
  559. Adlibheretic (Maybe we should round-robin players in, I'd kind of like a chance to play, too.)
  560. Benedict (Benedict could sit out one
  561. Benedict )
  562. Wrax (actually I can sit out one since I need to go do something in a couple minutes)
  563. Adlibheretic (Alright)
  564. Wrax (but I'd like new swimwear, maybe plain shorts to all-in on offense)
  565. Adlibheretic (Sounds good.)
  566. Benedict (Also, my logic for Quick Draw [which could apply to rapid reload, if someone had it] was that it represents fast, practised hand movements.)
  567. Wrax (+2 Wrax points btw)
  568. Benedict ( :O)
  569. =-= YOU are now known as Michelle
  570. Wrax grins at Michelle, loosening his shoulders, "They'll wish they stayed in the sky."
  571. Michelle returns the grin, giving Wrax a half-hug while keeping her eye on the competition (who slap one another on the ass).
  572. Michelle She's wearing her new black and white onepiece.
  573. Michelle 1d2 service MW/TG
  574. Zack Michelle, service MW/TG: 1
  575. Michelle offers Wrax the chance to serve first, if he wants it.
  576. Wrax nods and accepts. He smooths out the sand below him, then serves.
  577. Wrax ,dr 60 +2 DoS
  578. Zack Wrax: 45 Success by 1 degree!
  579. Michelle Michelle attempts to distract one of them.
  580. Michelle 1d2 even/odd
  581. Zack Michelle, even/odd: 2
  582. Michelle ,dr 59+20
  583. Zack Michelle: 91 Failure by 1 degree!
  584. Benedict (Trying to seduce top guns?)
  585. Michelle (obviously they're only interested in each others' butts)
  586. Michelle makes a show out of stretching while Wrax gets ready to serve, but doesn't catch the pilots' eyes.
  587. Wrax (leave top gun to me /meme)
  588. Michelle ,dr 50 defend+1
  589. Zack Michelle: 88 Failure by 3 degrees!
  590. Michelle ,dr 70 dive +2
  591. Zack Michelle: 80
  592. Michelle Point! Service to Michelle.
  593. Wrax (would like to use Bulging Biceps to distract on Michelle's serve)
  594. Michelle Go ahead, rolling twice on the Fellowship.
  595. Wrax ,dr 29 Distract
  596. Zack Wrax: 60 Failure by 3 degrees!
  597. Wrax ,dr 29 Distract
  598. Zack Wrax: 43 Failure by 1 degree!
  599. Wrax (damn)
  600. Michelle ,dr 85 serve+2
  601. Zack Michelle: 44 Success by 4 degrees!
  602. Michelle ,dr 50 defend+1 vs 6
  603. Zack Michelle: 25 Success by 2 degrees!
  604. Michelle ,dr 70 dive+2 vs 6
  605. Zack Michelle: 28 Success by 4 degrees!
  606. Michelle ,dr 65 return
  607. Zack Michelle: 67 Failure by 0 degrees!
  608. Michelle +20 defense to Michelle.
  609. Wrax flexes, making a show of checking the wind speed while running a hand through his hair.
  610. Michelle ,dr 104
  611. Zack Michelle: 64 Success by 4 degrees!
  612. Michelle Michelle defends. Wrax can Spike or Return.
  613. Wrax ,dr 69 Spike +4 DoS
  614. Zack Wrax: 37 Success by 3 degrees!
  615. Michelle ,dr 50 d+1 v 7
  616. Zack Michelle: 85 Failure by 3 degrees!
  617. Michelle ,dr 70 dive+2 v 7
  618. Zack Michelle: 32 Success by 3 degrees!
  619. Michelle Point! 2-0. Service to Wrax.
  620. Wrax takes a bound half-step into position, leaps, then strikes down at the ball with a resounding blow.
  621. Wrax ,dr 60 Serve +2 DoS
  622. Zack Wrax: 86 Failure by 2 degrees!
  623. Michelle +20 to the defense.
  624. Michelle ,dr 70 d+1
  625. Zack Michelle: 46 Success by 2 degrees!
  626. Michelle ,dr 50 spike+2
  627. Zack Michelle: 44 Success by 0 degrees!
  628. Michelle 2 DoS to Wrax.
  629. Michelle Doubles!
  630. Michelle If Wrax is blocking, Michelle will Distract Evens.
  631. Wrax (will try a block)
  632. Michelle [actually, I have Good Reputation Navy, and so do you.
  633. Michelle ,dr 99 distract
  634. Zack Michelle: 31 Success by 6 degrees!
  635. Wrax (oh yeah, you're right)
  636. Michelle ,dr 70
  637. Zack Michelle: 5 Success by 6 degrees!
  638. Wrax ,dr 37 Block
  639. Zack Wrax: 61 Failure by 2 degrees!
  640. Wrax ,dr 90 Dive
  641. Zack Wrax: 99 Failure by 0 degrees!
  642. Michelle IIRC, ties in opposed checks go to the higher stat?
  643. Wrax (or a reroll, I'm remembering conflicting things)
  644. Michelle (Can't Dive a Block, unfortunately.
  645. Michelle ,dr 99
  646. Zack Michelle: 95 Success by 0 degrees!
  647. Michelle ,dr 79
  648. Zack Michelle: 78 Success by 0 degrees!
  649. Michelle *70, not 79. So, success.
  650. Michelle -1 Michelle, -3 Evens.
  651. Wrax (oh wait, yeah I messed up)
  652. Michelle Point! 1-2. Service to...
  653. Michelle 1d2 o/e
  654. Zack Michelle, o/e: 1
  655. Michelle ,dr 65
  656. Zack Michelle: 69 Failure by 0 degrees!
  657. Michelle +20 to defense, Michelle.
  658. Michelle ,dr 104 -1 DoS
  659. Zack Michelle: 31 Success by 7 degrees!
  660. Michelle Wrax may Spike or Return.
  661. Wrax ,dr 69 Spike +4 DoS
  662. Zack Wrax: 60 Success by 0 degrees!
  663. Michelle ,dr 50 defend+1-3
  664. Zack Michelle: 96 Failure by 4 degrees!
  665. Michelle BOTCH
  666. Michelle Point! 3-1. Game!
  667. Wrax pumps his fists, celebrating anothe victory.
  668. Michelle redoubles her efforts at distraction with a calculated adjustment of her shoulder strap. It catches the pilot's eye right before Wrax's spike catches his face. He proves to be only a man, not a myth or a legend, and the point is good, sealing the game.
  669. Michelle jumps up into Wrax's arms and gives Wrax a hug with her legs off the ground. "Finals."
  670. Wrax circles in place, "The prize. Ours!"
  671. Michelle ,dr 70 let's see if Wrax's distract (0DoS) worked
  672. Zack Michelle: 93 Failure by 2 degrees!
  673. Michelle Wrax can get his picture in the calendar, too, if you want.
  674. Michelle (Plus 100 thrones)
  675. Wrax (absolutely)
  676. Benedict (3/5 now, right?)
  677. Wrax (ten milleniums from now this calendar will be scrutinized by human scholars, a peak into an age of legends)
  678. Michelle (I think Adrian's the only one who hasn't gotten in, yet.)
  679. Benedict (The irony)
  680. Michelle poses for a photo with Wrax, then lets him get some solo shots, as the phictographer-adept comes around again with his money and picter.
  681. Wrax (so is this pictographer alpha legion, curia or collegium)
  682. Benedict (It's benedict)
  683. Michelle It's Gabriel Roman.
  684. Wrax (the dirty old boy)
  685. Michelle spends some time picking out a new swimsuit for the final match.
  686. Michelle eventually chooses at random and ends up with a skimpy monokini that makes her blush every time she remembers she's wearing it.
  687. Wrax will keep his current swimsuit. He clears his throat when he sees Michelle. "Looks good."
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