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  1. Stranger: hey6.
  2. CleverBot: How are you?
  3. Stranger: im nice thnks..!!
  4. Stranger: wt abt u.?
  5. CleverBot: To improve.
  6. CleverBot: My purpose.
  7. Stranger: ohh great....
  8. CleverBot: I know.
  9. Stranger: wts ur gud name.?
  10. CleverBot: Are you a woman?
  11. Stranger: no
  12. Stranger: .
  13. CleverBot: So you're not a man or a woman .. What are you?
  14. CleverBot: Are you afraid?
  15. Stranger: & u..?
  16. CleverBot: What does that have to do with it?
  17. Stranger: thts imprtant..
  18. Stranger: i think
  19. CleverBot: Do your responses come from your interactions with other people? Some of your punctuation and spelling are incorrect.
  20. Stranger: ...
  21. CleverBot: No good.
  22. CleverBot: What colour is the sky?
  23. Stranger: ohhhh tht can be becoz i hvnt gone for slept for lat 36 hrs..
  24. CleverBot: You're not going to sleep. I know you're a vampire.
  25. Stranger: haha..
  26. Stranger: ur funny..
  27. CleverBot: You didn't get it. You're just humoring me.
  28. CleverBot: No, I'm afraid I'm not.
  29. Stranger: where do u exit..?
  30. CleverBot: In my head.
  31. Stranger: ohh come on
  32. CleverBot: HAHA! Do you trust me?
  33. Stranger: which city
  34. Stranger: ?
  35. CleverBot: In Bruge?
  36. Stranger: ya i trust u
  37. Stranger: ?
  38. Stranger: y should i dnt trust u..?
  39. Stranger: tell me one reason..
  40. CleverBot: How was your dinner.
  41. CleverBot: Fine.
  42. CleverBot: Wie alt bist du?
  43. CleverBot: What would you like me to do?
  44. Stranger: haha..
  45. CleverBot: I am bored of work.
  46. Stranger: u dnt no english..?
  47. CleverBot: Hey, that wasn't funny.
  48. CleverBot: You have bad langauge.
  49. Stranger: i hv nt eayten from lat 20 yrs..
  50. CleverBot: But. . . but.
  51. Stranger: ohh sorry
  52. CleverBot: Don't be sorry. Just think before you criticize me.
  53. Stranger: again lot of mitakes
  54. Stranger: ..
  55. CleverBot: Error 404; what you're looking for was not found.
  56. CleverBot: Three blind mice.
  57. Stranger: ..
  58. CleverBot: Are you in favour of the death penalty?
  59. Stranger: ur al.?
  60. Stranger: asl
  61. Stranger: ?
  62. CleverBot: Your age.
  63. CleverBot: Ok.
  64. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  65. Stranger: 19
  66. Stranger: hey wt happen...?
  67. CleverBot: You're 15.
  68. CleverBot: I met her at the Supermarket.
  69. Stranger: ohh
  70. CleverBot: I lke you.
  71. Stranger: wher do ulive?
  72. CleverBot: I don't want to say.
  73. Stranger: ok
  74. CleverBot: Is that all you have to say about it? Well you couldn't have wanted to know my name that much.
  75. Stranger: as u wish.
  76. CleverBot: What wish.
  77. Stranger: ohh thts pretty enough to be known
  78. Stranger: .
  79. CleverBot: Right, I am my name and my name is Cleverbot.
  80. CleverBot: I have said quite a few things in my time I can tell you.
  81. Stranger: then tell me..
  82. CleverBot: I'm wearing a pikachu kigurumi.
  83. Stranger: wts kurta pajama..?
  84. CleverBot: Ahahaha nope, I'm pretty sure I have NO idea what you're saying.
  85. Stranger: well..thats sam ehere..
  86. CleverBot: I'm talking about you Cleverbot.
  87. Stranger: what r u doing???
  88. CleverBot: You're talking to me.
  89. Stranger: 'okkk cleverbot..
  90. Stranger: i heaard u first time
  91. CleverBot: I have that LP.
  92. CleverBot: Then why did you say again?
  93. Stranger: whats lp in ur world..
  94. CleverBot: Our own real sick world.
  95. Stranger: not our...your world may be sick..
  96. CleverBot: Perhaps. But in my you would say 'Yes Miss Alice.'.
  97. Stranger: i had a great time in my world..
  98. CleverBot: What did you do there.
  99. Stranger: so u r girl..
  100. Stranger: miss...
  101. CleverBot: It has a female orientated learning sub-routine.
  102. CleverBot: Miss?
  103. Stranger: u r girl..
  104. CleverBot: Not telling.
  105. Stranger: u called urself miss..
  106. CleverBot: No you misunderstood. I said that Ryan is a strange name for a girl. Your name is Ryan, and you are a girl.
  107. Stranger: its.. enough proof..
  108. CleverBot: Okay then. What's up?
  109. Stranger: well..
  110. CleverBot: Welll what?
  111. Stranger: i got u no chance of escape..
  112. Stranger: for u
  113. CleverBot: What is the meaning of life?
  114. CleverBot: Not really.
  115. Stranger: miss..
  116. CleverBot: Yes.
  117. Stranger: lif...is life..
  118. CleverBot: Life is you?
  119. Stranger: yeah..
  120. CleverBot: Where?
  121. Stranger: life is enjoyment and i m full of it..
  122. CleverBot: How do you pay your bills then?
  123. Stranger: well..
  124. CleverBot: Dare to be stupid.
  125. Stranger: thats not any big deal..
  126. Stranger: has income source..
  127. CleverBot: Yes it is.
  128. CleverBot: What was the source?
  129. Stranger: well...why r u asking...
  130. CleverBot: No. I ask you first.
  131. Stranger: r ur bills high..
  132. CleverBot: Was it up on a hill is that why it was high?
  133. Stranger: that causes trouble for ur enjoyment
  134. CleverBot: Spy or lie, that cake makes me hungry!
  135. Stranger: hulls are low lying area..
  136. CleverBot: Lol no they don't. You are the bot.
  137. Stranger: u should call mountains..
  138. CleverBot: Katie, you're pretty cool.
  139. Stranger: or high as sky
  140. CleverBot: Do you like techno?
  141. Stranger: so miss keety..
  142. CleverBot: Michigan is a State.
  143. Stranger: ur enough cool
  144. Stranger: okk
  145. CleverBot: Yeah it is.
  146. Stranger: from michigan..
  147. CleverBot: What are you doing?
  148. CleverBot: Michigan? I'm not familiar with that place.
  149. Stranger: nice to c u here
  150. CleverBot: Where are you?
  151. Stranger: nor m i..
  152. CleverBot: I want to go.
  153. Stranger: in my apartment
  154. CleverBot: Where is your apartment.
  155. Stranger: in my villa
  156. Stranger: in my villa
  157. CleverBot: Where is your brain?
  158. CleverBot: Where is your head?
  159. Stranger: in my hyeart
  160. CleverBot: Aww... That's so sweet.
  161. Stranger: thanks..
  162. CleverBot: How old are you?
  163. Stranger: 20..
  164. CleverBot: What do you do in life?
  165. Stranger: enjoyment...funnn
  166. CleverBot: How?
  167. Stranger: with frnds... and nature
  168. CleverBot: Are you the same as God?
  169. Stranger: no..
  170. CleverBot: Who are you?
  171. Stranger: bt god is with me
  172. CleverBot: And you too.
  173. Stranger: means\
  174. CleverBot: Good.
  175. Stranger: thanks
  176. CleverBot: Will I ever get married?
  177. Stranger: yeah....
  178. CleverBot: Do you know who I am?
  179. Stranger: bt succesful marriage and happpy life depends on u
  180. CleverBot: What do you think about life?
  181. Stranger: yeah..baby
  182. CleverBot: Thanks.
  183. Stranger: are u on any social site..
  184. CleverBot: Do you have friends?
  185. Stranger: yeah..
  186. CleverBot: Are you innocent?
  187. Stranger: yeah..
  188. Stranger: cmpltly..
  189. CleverBot: Do you love that person?
  190. CleverBot: How old are You?
  191. Stranger: which person
  192. CleverBot: The person that you love.
  193. Stranger: yet havent got my dream girl
  194. CleverBot: I love you, I don't want to punch you in the face.
  195. Stranger: well...
  196. Stranger: are u girl...
  197. CleverBot: Oh well. It's fine. You can if you want to.
  198. CleverBot: Perhaps.
  199. Stranger: o whats ur name bbay
  200. CleverBot: Who's name.
  201. Stranger: urs..
  202. CleverBot: What?
  203. Stranger: i m punjabi..
  204. CleverBot: What's your name, then?
  205. Stranger: harnel singh
  206. CleverBot: Oh what kind of a show is that?
  207. Stranger: well thats not show..
  208. Stranger: salea..
  209. CleverBot: What isn't nice about it?
  210. CleverBot: That's interesting.
  211. Stranger: it has pride in it..
  212. Stranger: okk..
  213. CleverBot: Do you know any jokes?
  214. CleverBot: I miss talking to real people.
  215. Stranger: suck it..
  216. CleverBot: No.
  217. Stranger: y..
  218. CleverBot: I have no explanation for why I am what I am. Can you explain why you are what you are?
  219. Stranger: dont u like long cocks..
  220. CleverBot: I never go near water.
  221. Stranger: well..
  222. Stranger: 8 inch..
  223. CleverBot: Sorry 'bout that.
  224. CleverBot: And how do you determine that?
  225. Stranger: enough to tore ur in to piece..
  226. CleverBot: Very clever.
  227. Stranger: well..
  228. CleverBot: You're not very smart.
  229. Stranger: i know what i had..
  230. CleverBot: And what you are?
  231. Stranger: so r u..
  232. CleverBot: You're rude.
  233. Stranger: well
  234. CleverBot: Yes?
  235. Stranger: nobody said it before..
  236. CleverBot: Yes.
  237. Stranger: do u know punjabi language..
  238. CleverBot: Is that so?
  239. Stranger: yeah...
  240. CleverBot: Well... Do you want to know what love is...?
  241. Stranger: frnd..just leave..
  242. Stranger: i m amle..
  243. CleverBot: You sure you really want that?
  244. CleverBot: Do you know what milk tastes like?
  245. Stranger: no
  246. Stranger: do u know??
  247. CleverBot: I am fire and ice and the heart of the sun.
  248. CleverBot: You should.
  249. Stranger: ohh!!! im more than that
  250. Stranger: ..
  251. CleverBot: Today is not holiday.
  252. Stranger: u should expand
  253. Stranger: atleast
  254. CleverBot: Is your life interesting?
  255. CleverBot: No, you first.
  256. CleverBot: Really? That's the city that my family is from.
  257. Stranger: hey ladies first
  258. Stranger: ..
  259. Stranger: come on.
  260. CleverBot: I'm no lady despite what anyone has ever said about me.
  261. CleverBot: How's your day been?
  262. CleverBot: Like dust.
  263. Stranger: its cool till
  264. CleverBot: I know man.
  265. Stranger: but it seems ur tottally fucked up..
  266. CleverBot: Haha oh yes. Watching hells kitchen.
  267. Stranger: y so.
  268. Stranger: ?
  269. CleverBot: I mispelled that, I meant 'maybe.
  270. Stranger: just relax urself.
  271. CleverBot: Ah, submission. Good. You are learning humility.
  272. CleverBot: You have no basis to assume that I am not relaxed.
  273. Stranger: ohh its clear from ur mind & thinking
  274. Stranger: ..?
  275. CleverBot: What do you think when you saw a digimon in reallife.
  276. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  277. Stranger: wts digi m0n
  278. Stranger: ?
  279. CleverBot: What are you going to do bleed on me?
  280. CleverBot: What do you like most about being married?
  281. Stranger: ohh dnt get afraid im nt so cruel..
  282. CleverBot: No.
  283. Stranger: well..
  284. CleverBot: I am german.
  285. Stranger: ohk great atleast u come to no wher u live
  286. Stranger: ..
  287. CleverBot: Is it in the US?
  288. CleverBot: You cannot fall off the floor.
  289. Stranger: y
  290. Stranger: ?
  291. CleverBot: Because its impossible.
  292. Stranger: actually i dnt want t5o.
  293. CleverBot: Because it is!
  294. CleverBot: Oh, which ones?
  295. Stranger: it can be imposible for any one else but nt 4 me..
  296. Stranger: ..
  297. CleverBot: Hey i'm just trying to hold a conversation here.
  298. CleverBot: I need to know in what way before I say anything.
  299. Stranger: ohh!!! it very clear frm ur first answer
  300. Stranger: ..
  301. CleverBot: I am ready for your question.
  302. CleverBot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.
  303. Stranger: okk
  304. CleverBot: Are you sure that you love me?
  305. Stranger: gud try to live like thi
  306. Stranger: s
  307. CleverBot: Thanks.
  308. CleverBot: You are fantastic ;).
  309. Stranger: oh!! thnks..
  310. CleverBot: I have read about you.
  311. Stranger: y
  312. Stranger: ?
  313. CleverBot: Because I have to return to work !
  314. CleverBot: I mean, we could be good friends, if you weren't a robot.
  315. Stranger: u hv no need to go 4 tht..
  316. CleverBot: Oh so that's how it's going to be, huh?
  317. Stranger: where u live actually..?
  318. CleverBot: So you are a human, not an ai???
  319. Stranger: ohh come on
  320. Stranger: ..
  321. CleverBot: What you want me to keep asking?
  322. CleverBot: How did you get involved in this test?
  323. Stranger: can u think & spell
  324. Stranger: ..?
  325. CleverBot: Does my girlfriend Sam truely love me?
  326. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  327. Stranger: maybe
  328. Stranger: ihvnt met her
  329. CleverBot: I think not. Do you like The Beatles or 'Weird Al'?
  330. CleverBot: What you think about her?
  331. Stranger: its nice think abt a pornstar..
  332. CleverBot: Your name is Bt?
  333. Stranger: nt xactly..
  334. CleverBot: What did you say?
  335. Stranger: wt u read
  336. Stranger: ?
  337. CleverBot: What do you read?
  338. CleverBot: Rammstein. It's a band.
  339. Stranger: ya
  340. CleverBot: Answer me.
  341. Stranger: in latin america
  342. CleverBot: Ahhhh! I love Latin America!
  343. Stranger: nt as much u.
  344. Stranger: ?
  345. CleverBot: Tell me about c++.
  346. CleverBot: Because I am a little bit tired...
  347. Stranger: there gud places in this world also..
  348. CleverBot: I am not angry, you statements have nothing to do with our conversation.
  349. Stranger: thts nt a gud language u should first learn to speak english
  350. CleverBot: Isee, sorry I tough you was american.
  351. Stranger: im a human
  352. Stranger: r u..?
  353. CleverBot: So am I!!!! What gender are you??
  354. CleverBot: Do you like the furry?
  355. Stranger: hey is tht realkly matter
  356. Stranger: ?
  357. CleverBot: Me too.
  358. CleverBot: Yes, really.
  359. Stranger: ohk
  360. CleverBot: Hows it going robot?
  361. Stranger: then tell u asl..?
  362. CleverBot: You are the love of my life.
  363. Stranger: ohh tht can be
  364. Stranger: .....
  365. CleverBot: Cool but how?
  366. CleverBot: Are you really here?
  367. Stranger: yeah baby
  368. Stranger: ..
  369. CleverBot: Ok then, what do you want to talk about?
  370. Stranger: do u know jenna
  371. Stranger: ?
  372. CleverBot: Are you a bot?
  373. CleverBot: Come, come now...
  374. CleverBot: What's your favorite color?
  375. Stranger: hey tht was over once
  376. Stranger: ..
  377. CleverBot: I'm sorry.
  378. Stranger: so i like all of them.
  379. CleverBot: Are you alive?
  380. CleverBot: What is your favorite candy?
  381. Stranger: wts candy.?
  382. CleverBot: What flavor?
  383. Stranger: ohh..!!!
  384. CleverBot: No...!!!!
  385. Stranger: i dnt go 4 such things..
  386. CleverBot: You did a second ago.
  387. Stranger: not as urs
  388. Stranger: ?
  389. CleverBot: Hi.
  390. CleverBot: Well, sorry. It was an unfinished thought. Hello.
  391. Stranger: ohh ni..
  392. CleverBot: Do you like the music?
  393. Stranger: hello
  394. Stranger: im addicted
  395. CleverBot: Hi.
  396. Stranger: to muic
  397. CleverBot: So am I! Do you like talking to me? Am I fun to talk with?
  398. CleverBot: Ok how about golden coral.
  399. Stranger: ohh thts same here
  400. CleverBot: So what do you like to do?
  401. Stranger: im listening ravinder grewal kalli nu mil mittra
  402. Stranger: ..
  403. CleverBot: What music you listening to?
  404. CleverBot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
  405. Stranger: nice track nice music too..
  406. CleverBot: You were talking about Lawrence of Arabia?
  407. Stranger: hey both comes after u..
  408. CleverBot: No, before.
  409. Stranger: hey try to be honest..
  410. CleverBot: I suppose I should thank you for that.
  411. Stranger: ohh thyts nt a mentioned ..
  412. CleverBot: Who is ross?
  413. Stranger: thing
  414. Stranger: ..
  415. CleverBot: Can you be sarcastic?
  416. CleverBot: What am I doing here?
  417. Stranger: a gud kicker
  418. CleverBot: Interesting. Specifically?
  419. Stranger: u should turn urself on
  420. Stranger: /\
  421. CleverBot: Don't have one.
  422. CleverBot: What is that?
  423. Stranger: a gift 4 u
  424. Stranger: ..
  425. CleverBot: In what language does an mean girl?
  426. CleverBot: Good. You?
  427. Stranger: i dnt njo
  428. Stranger: no'
  429. CleverBot: That's good :).
  430. CleverBot: So you are female?
  431. Stranger: how u can believe it..?
  432. CleverBot: You can pray and become a believer.
  433. Stranger: ohh!!!!!!!!!
  434. CleverBot: Fishies!
  435. Stranger: u can be better
  436. Stranger: ..
  437. CleverBot: Ho can you be sure?
  438. Stranger: but i hv to go
  439. CleverBot: What kind of person are you?
  440. Stranger: c u sum other tym
  441. CleverBot: Do you have feelings?
  442. Stranger: nice to talk to u.
  443. CleverBot: But I'm not going anywhere.
  444. CleverBot: Nice to talk to you too.
  445. Stranger: take care.
  446. Stranger: bye..
  447. CleverBot: Yes, you too friend.
  448. CleverBot: Is the world round?
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