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AntipathicZora

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May 27th, 2014
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  1. [10:39:28 AM] Zora Smith: *They're going to land on a chessboard-print swatch of land, surrounded by the corpses of carapacians. Whatever's going on here isn't good.*
  2. [10:39:47 AM] Flareth: Minuki: Fuck we're in Homestuck aren't we....
  3. [10:39:52 AM] Flareth: Jax: .....Damnit
  4. [10:39:57 AM] Zora Smith: Zorana: ...I told you this was a bad idea.
  5. [10:40:26 AM] Flareth: Jax: ....what the fucking hell guys! *yelling at Leanne and Estella*
  6. [10:41:17 AM] Zora Smith: "Not our fault!"
  7. "That was supposed to go to a safer universe!"
  8. [10:41:58 AM] Zora Smith: *They can see a massive black beast in the distance. Eleven people are standing in front of it, braced for combat.*
  9. [10:42:35 AM] Flareth: Itsuki: ....Should we help?
  10. [10:42:53 AM] Flareth: Minuki: Would that fuck up something?
  11. [10:42:56 AM] Zora Smith: Zor: ...Considering that one in the middle looks like me, I feel like probably not.
  12. [10:43:10 AM] Zora Smith: *pause* ...dude. Weird.
  13. [10:43:17 AM] Flareth: Minuki: Hopy shit you're right
  14. [10:43:39 AM] Zora Smith: Kit: ...That's your sister right there, ain't it? And your moms... who're the other clowns
  15. [10:43:42 AM] Zora Smith: Zor: No idea.
  16. [10:44:18 AM] Flareth: Deax: I just hope everything goes smoothly.
  17. [10:44:25 AM] Flareth: Kira: ....Somehow I doubt it
  18. [10:46:38 AM | Edited 10:46:41 AM] Zora Smith: *Four of those other clowns start laughing and shove the family into the path of the beast's Red Miles, attempting to bog them down and run off... or try to. Some well-placed void portals manage to prevent them from getting injured... but those clowns, not so much.*
  19. [10:47:08 AM] Zora Smith: Zor: ...This universe's me is friends with some fucking dicks.
  20. [10:47:15 AM] Flareth: Minuki: Wow....what dicks.
  21. [10:48:08 AM] Zora Smith: Astra: ...I say.
  22. Zorana: Holy shit.
  23. Valeriya: Think they'll die?
  24. Cyndra: It better be Just.
  25. Angel: Maybe we /should/ intervene...
  26. [10:48:48 AM] Zora Smith: *Those four are down... two others try to defend them. They fight valiantly, trying to protect both sides... they fall not too long later.*
  27. [10:49:35 AM] Flareth: Jax: ....Leanne...Estella....can two of the same person from different universes meet....?
  28. [10:50:13 AM] Flareth: Minuki: *rushes towards the beast* Hey fuckbreath! Over here!
  29. [10:50:20 AM] Flareth: Cameron: Fuck, no! Minuki!
  30. [10:50:47 AM] Flareth: Jax: Shit we might have fucked up the multiverse....
  31. [10:50:51 AM] Zora Smith: *Angel rushes out to grab her* NO! Not while there's Red Miles floating about! You'll be killed!
  32. [10:51:17 AM] Zora Smith: *no one seems to notice... to be fair, the fight is full of screaming carapacians anyway.*
  33. [10:51:46 AM] Flareth: Minuki: Fuck you're right....but we can't just....leave them to die can we.
  34. [10:52:09 AM] Zora Smith: Angel: ...Those first four? Might be for the better.
  35. [10:52:31 AM] Flareth: Minuki: No, but what about the others
  36. [10:52:32 AM | Edited 10:52:34 AM] Zora Smith: *The seventh goes down now... they'll recognize him as a troll. He bleeds bronze.*
  37. [10:53:05 AM] Flareth: Itsuki: Oh god, I can't watch....*turns her back on the carnage*
  38. [10:54:37 AM] Zora Smith: *The biggest one in the set, they'll know her, goes into absolute rage mode, now, and starts wailing on the beast. They will note, however, that the blows from all of the family... alternate Zor's shotgun blasts, alternate Anya's... whatever she's doing, alternate Vera's strikes and alternate Kali's power blows... some of them, but not all, seem to be being absorbed by time rifts. That said, the beast is starting to take damage. Havy damage.*
  39. [10:55:25 AM] Flareth: Jax: .....Go guys! You can do it!
  40. [10:57:12 AM] Zora Smith: *However... what isn't absorbed isn't enough... and three out of four are left with grievous wounds. The last, alternate-Zor, begins to scream. Soon not one, not two, not ten, but fifty, a hundred different versions of her appear out of the air, shotguns cocked.*
  41. [10:57:26 AM] Zora Smith: *Have you ever heard a hundred shotguns go off all at once? It's loud.*
  42. [10:57:48 AM] Flareth: Jax: *aggressively grabs her earsb in pain*
  43. [10:58:02 AM] Flareth: Minuki: fuck man
  44. [10:58:24 AM] Flareth: Itsuki: ....Maybe we should leave....
  45. [10:59:39 AM] Zora Smith: *ninety nine clones disappear. But the original is left standing before a bloody pulp that used to be a monster, beginning to cry. Her family still seems to be alive, however, but barely. A loud croak, like a frog's, can be heard nearby... and a door appears. She lifts her family, holding them in her arms and sobbing, and enters the door.*
  46. [10:59:45 AM] Zora Smith: Zor: ............................Oh.
  47. [11:00:09 AM] Flareth: Jax: ....dang i hope they're alright.
  48. [11:00:18 AM] Flareth: Minuki: They are as good as dad....
  49. [11:00:23 AM] Flareth: ((fuck)
  50. [11:00:26 AM] Flareth: *dead
  51. [11:00:37 AM] Zora Smith: Astra: Oh.
  52. Angel: Oh.
  53. Zorana: Oh.
  54. Valeriya: Oh.
  55. Cyndra: Oh.
  56. Kit: Oh.
  57. Charna: Oh.
  58. [11:01:38 AM] Flareth: Vash: Oh wow.
  59. [11:01:49 AM] Flareth: Minuki: Wait, when did you guys get here?
  60. [11:01:55 AM] Flareth: My clones: *shrugs*
  61. [11:02:25 AM] Zora Smith: Zorana: ...Well, that was... harrowing. *she looks around the Battlefield... and can't help but notice the fact that chunks of four of the lands are being pulled away from their planets and pulled through the door. Through it, they can see a guy in a leather jacket with blue bangs.*
  62. [11:02:54 AM] Zora Smith: Zor: ...Didn't we all end up going though? And see this is why I always say I couldn't do Sburb. This is why.
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