Closet Adventure

[chatnet] Uriel says, "One time I was riding the bone panther through the weird dimension in my closet"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, this white bitch shows up"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And threatens me with a fucking security wand of all things"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "she was trying to be scary telling me about how she killed these four kids"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "They were all siblings"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "Weird, right?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, their parents were probably pissed, but I digress"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, the security wand did jack all"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "and she was all surprised"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "so I guess those are actually dangerous in there?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I've got to test mine in there some day"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, the bone panther fucking jumps on her and rips her throat out"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "and these weird mutant people"
[chatnet] Grid_Hex claps.
[chatnet] Uriel says, "like half animal people"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "come out and call us heroes"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Bonepanther and I have some awesome adventures, man"