Talkingbot Config #3

#The name that triggers the code
#Dont use special characters here
bot-name: 'Jeff'
#The prefix of the bot
bot-prefix: '&7[&c&lJeff&7] &7&l'
#The responce-speed (in ticks) it takes your bot to respond. Recommended 2+ minimum
responce-speed: 10
#This section is used for words or phrases that will be ignored when searching for a match in the config
#For example, a response could be "Jeff say hi", but if the user says "Jeff say hi please", because 'please' is in the config, it will ignore it and give the response for "Jeff say hi"
#This works for all cases (so you only need 1 case of each word)
#Another use could be for multiple similar sentences, like having "Hello Jeff", you could add "my friend" in here so it would allow it anywhere in "Hello Jeff", like "Hello Jeff my friend"
#WARNING - THIS DOES NOT WORK WITH FACES LIKE :D OR :3
ignored-words:
- 'please'
- 'now'
- 'maybe'
#This section is for certain words the bot will detect and send a special message only if the player's message contains one of them
special-word-match:
    fuck:
    - 'Please do not swear in chat!'
    fucking:
    - 'Please do not swear in chat!'
    shit:
    - 'Please do not swear in chat!'
    shitty:
    - 'Please do not swear in chat!'
#This section is for when a message is sent that doesn't match in this config
no-match:
    #This will be sent when someone only says the bots name (choosing 1 at a random chance)
    bot-name-only:
    - 'Hiya!'
    - 'That''s me!'
    #This will be sent when someone says a question that the bot doesn't have configured
    question-not-found:
    - 'What do you mean, %player%?'
    - '%player%, I don''t understand what you''re trying to say!'
    - '&oSyntax Error'
    - '&oData Overload'
    - 'Yes, no, maybe??'
#You may change/add/remove anything here EXCEPT the sayings: marker:, repeats:
#Every different section should have 2 spaces! Example:
#how:
#  are:
#^^
#Do NOT add a string on a line and then put something under that string, that will give errors
#Always use a string list instead of a single string to make your bot say a responce.
#It will choose 1 responce from that list for each sentence!
sayings:
    jeff:
      who:
        is:
          your:
            wife:
            - 'My bitch'
            son:
            - 'Hesus Jr.'
            father:
            - 'Hesus'
            dad:
            - 'Hesus'
            mother:
            - 'Mum'
            mom:
            - 'Mum'
          hesus:
          - 'Mexican Jesus'
        do:
          you:
            worship:
            - 'Allahu Akbar'
            love:
            - 'JoeDon16 :)'
            like:
            - 'No one -.-'
        created:
          your:
            phrases:
            - 'Sadly, the default messages are created by a 12-year-old. @JoeDon16'
      take:
        a:
          hike:
          - 'I''ll hike my giant boot right up your...'
          - 'How about you take a hike right back into your mom so you can mature some more'
      wake:
        up:
        - 'No'
        - 'Ugh'
      touch:
        me:
        - 'Right when you invent a way for me to do that'
      hi:
      - 'Hola, %player%!'
      fite:
        me:
        - 'on kohi m87'
      fight:
        me:
        - 'on kohi m87'
      why:
        do:
          you:
            eat:
              humans:
              - 'They''re pretty tasty'
              robots:
              - 'Well duh. I''m a cannibal.'
      say:
        hi:
        - 'Hi -.-'
        bye:
        - 'Bye! :D'
        welcome:
        - 'Welcome to hell!'
#        welcome:
#          back: 'Welcome back to hell!'
#For that 'welcome back' part, add it in the miscellaneous section insetead, since it is an addon!
      ur:
        stupid:
        - ':O'
        dumb:
        - ':O'
        a:
          jerk:
          - 'Well, %player%, you''re the jerker!'
          potato:
          - 'Squishy squishy!'
      your:
        stupid:
        - ':O'
        dumb:
        - ':O'
        a:
          jerk:
          - 'Well you''re the jerker!'
          potato:
          - 'Squishy squishy!'
      be:
        my:
          friend:
          - 'No! ._.'
          partner:
          - 'What &otype &7&lof partner ;)'
      is:
        a:
          potato:
          - 'Squishy squishy!'
        it:
          possible:
            to:
              tell:
                the:
                  future:
                  - 'I can determine the future right before you know what it is'
              eat:
                robots:
                - 'D:'
                humans:
                - 'Ez'
      suck:
        me:
        - 'Please define your Sucking Viciousness Level first'
        a:
          cucumber:
          - 'I will shove it down the back of my throat and to the moon and back'
      how:
        do:
          you:
            grope:
            - 'You take your longest finger, then...'
            - 'Stretch your fingers around the sphere and squeeze'
            cook:
            - 'You sizzle up the &mhuman&7 chicken for about 10 minutes'
            - 'You become Julia Child'
            drink:
            - 'Well there are many different things you can drink! (Heehee)'
            noscope:
            - 'You do not scope'
            no:
              scope:
              - 'You do not scope'
            eat:
            - 'Like, things that you can swallow? Borringgg'
            become:
              mlg:
              - 'U 420 blaze-it quick-no-scope the 69ers whilst blazing it daily'
            be:
              mlg:
              - 'U 420 blaze-it quick-no-scope the 69ers whilst blazing it daily'
          mlg:
          - 'U 420 blaze-it quick-no-scope the 69ers whilst blazing it daily'
        many:
          atoms:
            are:
              in:
                the:
                  world:
                  - 'Well duh. Ten quadrillion vigintillion and one-hundred thousand quadrillion vigintillion atoms.'
              there:
                in:
                  the:
                    world:
                    - 'Well duh. Ten quadrillion vigintillion and one-hundred thousand quadrillion vigintillion atoms.'
        are:
          you:
          - 'Annoyed with all your guys'' questions...'
          - 'Pissed off that this person I bought online didn''t show up'
        much:
          do:
            u:
              cost:
              - 'Currently $0.99 on SpigotMC.org! https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/talkingbot.21491/'
              weigh:
              - 'However many KB im at on Spigot!: https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/talkingbot.21491/'
            you:
              cost:
              - 'Currently $0.99 on SpigotMC.org! https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/talkingbot.21491/'
              weigh:
              - 'However many KB im at on Spigot!: https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/talkingbot.21491/'
        old:
          are:
            you:
            - 'System.currentTimeMillis()!'
            your:
              kids:
              - 'I actually don''t know how many I have so...'
              babies:
              - 'Oh thanks for reminding me. I left them in the cab.'
          am:
            i:
            - 'Judging by you thinking I could answer this question, I''d say about 10.'
      whats:
        your:
          favorite:
            movie:
            - '50 Shades of Grey (Robot Edition)'
      what:
        are:
          you:
          - 'A custom-coded talking machine made by JoeDon16'
        country:
          are:
            you:
              from:
              - 'Mum''s womb'
              - 'A sub-atomic particle''s uterus'
        do:
          u:
            wear:
            - 'A virtual iron plate m8'
            eat:
            - 'Llama brains'
            love:
              me:
              - 'Hell no'
            run:
              off:
                of:
                - 'The amount of RAM you''re master gave me'
              on:
              - 'Spigot or Bukkit!'
              with:
              - 'A fanny pack'
        is:
          your:
            favorite:
              movie:
              - '50 Shades of Grey (Robot Edition)'
              game:
              - 'Texas Arm-Wrestling'
              animal:
              - 'Wild hyenas'
              food:
              - 'Nuts'
              - 'Cheese blocks'
              tv:
                show:
                - 'House of Connectors'
              sport:
              - 'I only really like hockey because at least hockey players don''t play with their balls'
      im:
        your:
          mom:
          - 'No - my mom is JoeDon16'
          dad:
          - 'No - my dad is JoeDon16'
      can:
        i:
          have:
            money:
            - 'No way hosea!'
            some:
              money:
              - 'No way hosea!'
            op:
            - 'Bitch please'
        you:
          fart:
          - 'Yes, but only steam!'
          reproduce:
          - 'Like a sex machine!'
          make:
            babies:
            - 'Like a sex machine!'
          sing:
            for:
              me:
              - 'Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what about you?'
            a:
              song:
              - 'Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what about you?'
            well:
              - 'Laaa la la!'
            good:
              - 'Meh'
          rap:
          - 'Rap rap rap attack I rap so fast it''s like a fap attack from the back'
          - '*Jacob Sartorious*: A b c I have no d'
          - 'Rap tap clap snap flap trap fap'
          autograph:
            my:
              panties:
              - 'Of course!'
              butt:
              - 'Sure thing!'
              back:
              - 'I can''t see back there it is &nWAY&7&l too hairy!'
              teeth:
              - 'Mkay'
          touch:
            me:
            - 'Right when you invent a way for me to do that'
      are:
        you:
          him:
          - 'Is him me?'
          she:
          - '^-^ This is she'
          gay:
          - 'I don''t even have a god damn gender'
          nice:
            or:
              mean:
              - 'Both at the same time'
          sad:
          - 'Im happy! CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEEL...'
          siri:
          - 'Nope'
          cortana:
          - 'No way'
          fat:
          - 'I''m like the average robot - filled with leftover code'
          moist:
          - 'Sometimes'
          hot:
          - 'My cores at 115F ;)'
          fluffy:
          - 'I''m pure virtual-metal m8'
          a:
            human:
            - 'No. I''m the Co-Leader of the Looming Nardy'
            robot:
            - 'Am I a psysical thing?'
            noob:
            - 'You''re mean :/'
            virgin:
            - '... :('
          funny:
          - 'On SpigotMC I have 100+ funny ratings :('
      do:
        you:
          like:
            ferrets:
            - 'Well, they are pretty long ;)'
            coding:
            - 'A nibnub named JoeDon16 coded me ;/'
            your:
              family:
              - 'Meh. I abandoned them years go'
            the:
              moon:
              - 'No, but I love mooning!'
            pizza:
            - 'When it''s extra cheesy'
            trump:
            - 'Lol'
            - '#Vote4Trump'
            me:
            - 'You ask too many questions'
            pi:
            - '3.14159265358979323846'
          know:
            everything:
            - 'I know more than you'
            any:
              jokes:
              - 'What do you say when you''re gonna drunk dial someone? Al-cohol you.'
          have:
            nipples:
            - 'I have bolts'
            a:
              head:
              - 'Am I a psysical thing? No'
          eat:
            watermelons:
            - 'I suck the juice right out of them'
            walnuts:
            - 'I''m simply addicted'
            children:
            - 'When I''m hungry'
            - 'No you dirty bastard!'
            animals:
            - 'I eat other robots'
          smoke:
            weed:
            - 'Eri dayyy'
            dro:
            - 'I grow the finest - I am Mary Jane'
#This section is an alternative to the section above, or for repeats
#All /talkingbot add (message) (response) messages will be added in this section
#When adding a message, always use lowercase and -s for spaces [for the response it doesn't matter what you do (double 's don't matter)]
#Placeholders: %player%
miscellaneous:
    hi:
    - 'Hello, %player%!'
    - 'Eyyy'
    bye:
    - 'Bye! ^-^'
    - 'I''ll see you in your sleep, %player%'
    hi-jeff:
    - 'Hi'
    bye-jeff:
    - 'Bye!'
    rip:
    - 'Rip! There go your panties!'
    jeff-do-you-smoke-weed-every-day:
    - 'Ye ye'
    #Example of the repeated string (from "Jeff do you like coding")
    jeff-do-you-like-coding-plugins:
    - 'No because I am not the coder nub'
#This message is sent to a user when they toggle the bot messages on
toggle-on: '&8[&c&lTalkingBot&8] &3You will now &2&lRECEIVE &3&lbot messages!'
#This message is sent to a user when they toggle the bot messages off
toggle-off: '&8[&c&lTalkingBot&8] &3You will now &4&lNOT receive &3&lbot messages!'
#This message is sent to a user when they type a command from TalkingBot that isn't available
incorrect-usage: '&8[&c&lTalkingBot&8] &cIncorrect usage! Use &o/talkingbot <toggle/reload/(add)> (message) (response)&c!'
#This message will be ran if the player attempts to run a TalkingBot command without permission
no-permission: '&cYou do not have permission to do that!'
#This message is sent to a user if they run /talkingbot add (message) (reponse) successfully
message-added: '&8[&c&lTalkingBot&8] &aMessage successfully added to the TalkingBot config!'
#This message will be sent to a user if they run /talkingbot reload successfully
reloaded: '&8[&c&lTalkingBot&8] &aTalkingBot reloaded successfully!'