Circlejerk has ascended

>Complete bullshit in Equestria.
>You are Swift M0nkey.
>A letter has just come in from Princess Celestia to all of the members of a not so secret society.
>Most know it as the Circlejerk.
>Now you sit there in the main hall with them.
"So you all understand the problem at hand?"
>All of them nod.
"What do you think we should do about the shortage of stories in the thread?"
>Shiggler raises his hand, "More stories!"
>Pickle raises Jeremy, "More gay stories!"
>A few groans are heard but you continue.
>You then stand.
"Well you know what we must do now."
>Everyone stands and the platform in the middle raises, revealing the magic conch.
"GREAT MAGIC CONCH! WHAT DO WE DO?"
>The string is pulled and all the lights dim except the one pointed on the conch.
>As the string retracts, it speaks it's words of wisdom.
>"Nothing."
"YOU HAVE HEARD THE CONCH! WE DO NOTHING!"
>And so nothing happened.
>Eventually more writers came on and began to help out.
>It's been three weeks since that day.
>All the members of the Circlejerk sit around talking about bullshit when a flash occurs in the middle of the room.
>Princess Celestia stands there.
>Everyone kneels to her.
>"Rise my faithful rapists. I have something for you."
>Suddenly you are all standing in a trippy ass dimension.
>Images of things go past the walls like movies.
>The very first occurrences of Flutterrape appearing in AiE all the way to now.
>"You all have come a very long way... From just an idea to a semi organized system that doesn't afraid of anything."
>She stops walking and turns around.
>"All of you survived the scruffening together... And finals month."
>Her horn glows.
>"But because you solved this one problem here, I gift you with this. The power to become an Alicorn!"
>Madness occurs next.
>Nebby jumps off the side of the platform as some of it explodes behind him.
>Clever's rage knows no bounds as he critiques every detail of Celestia's being.
>Raritan poses semi seductively holding onto Baratone's arm and he uses his amazing voice to attempt to calm everyone.
>It obviously doesn't work because madness is still occurring.
>You sit on a rock and watch the spectacle.
>Monk tries to run away but trips.
>Tog helps him up and then they start another CYOA.
>Smudgey is singing to himself.
>Slasher sits in the corner mumbling about his mother.
>BigFriendlyNinja and Lestrange draw each other.
>Shiggler is just watching in horror.
>Raod bursts into flame.
>Cog is being mauled by Pennywise.
>Panda covers himself in syrup and wonders why he can't sleep at night.
>Pickle jumps in his jar.
>Alpha runs over to Celestia fists first because he's alpha as fuck.
>Noel intercepts him and runs up to her before him.
>But gets shot with a blast of magic in the stomach.
>Luckily his shoe flies off his foot and hits Celestia in the neck.
>Collar is writing Tough Love.
>Theseus is lifting.
>Akame is [Bump]ing.
>GMOH is writing a huge ass story and Clever gives him an evil eye for a millisecond before going back to super critiquing.
>Pudding is being British.
>Pasta pours from Wuten's pockets.
>Typos pour from Alex.
>Lasagna is avatarfagging.
>Jchallo writes some funny ass stories and then disappears.
>Lumber and Dananatuffs use their Canada instincts and uses the screens around the room to build himself a fort.
>Cordan and Gnome have joined Lumber in his fort and they begin firing their guns at Celestia.
>She falls to the ground all bloodied and definitely dead.
>Aviator and Fractured come over and start fucking the holes made by bullets.
>Urban pulls out his speakers and looks to Domino.
>Domino nods to him, "SOUNDBOARDS!"
>A deafening screech of Sanic and tons of other things is rung out throughout the dimension.
>The very fabric of the universe shatters and you all land back in the Circlejerk main room.
>You lean back on a chair and...
>Oh shit.
>Touch your head and feel a horn.
>Look back and see wings.
>Then look around to the others.
>They all have them as well.
>Clever grabs a saw from the drawer, "I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!"
>And that was the day the Circlejerk murdered Celestia, broke a dimension, and [most] became Alicorns.