[Shardstuck] Introductions on Club Tuxedobeast

[21:15] <Beater> THIS ISN'T RIGHT!! WHERE ARE ALL THE CLUBS!?!?
[21:16] <neonBanshee> THIS IS THE CLUB!
[21:17] <Beater> I DON'T SEE A CLUB!! FOR A GAME CALLED CLUB TUXEDOBEAST YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE EQUAL PARTS CLUBS AND TUXEDOBEASTS!!
[21:17] <Beater> BUT THERE'S ONLY THE ANIMALS AND NOT A SINGLE THING TO SMACK EM WITH!!
[21:18] <neonBanshee> NAH MAN, THE TUXEDOBEASTS A' IN THE CLUB!
[21:18] <neonBanshee> IT'S A CLUB FO' TUXEDOBEASTS, YA KNOW?
[21:19] <Beater> THIS IS A CLUB!? THAT'S DISTURBING!
[21:19] <Beater> WHY WOULD YOU EAT A TUXEDOBEAST!?
[21:19] <neonBanshee> WHAT?
[21:19] <Beater> I SAID WHY WOULD YOU EAT IT!!
[21:19] <Beater> JUST HIT IT REALLY HARD!!
[21:19] <neonBanshee> DOG I SAID CLUB, NOT DINA.
[21:20] <neonBanshee> YA DON'T EAT THE TUXEDOBEASTS.
[21:20] <Beater> WHAT!? WHO!?!?
[21:20] <Beater> I KNOW!! THAT'S WHY IT'S WEIRD!!
[21:20] <neonBanshee> HOW IS THIS WEIRD?
[21:21] <Beater> BECAUSE SOME GUY ATE THE TUXEDOBEAST!! HOW ELSE WOULD THEY GET INSIDE HIM!?
[21:21] <neonBanshee> WHAT A' YA TALKIN ABOUT?
[21:22] <Beater> WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT A' I TALKIN ABOUT!?!? I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS!! US!! RIGHT NOW!!!
[21:22] <neonBanshee> THE' AIN'T NO TUXEDOBEASTS INSIDE ANYONE DAWG.
[21:22] <Beater> THEY'RE INSIDE THE CLUB!!
[21:23] <neonBanshee> THE CLUB AIN'T A GIANT TROLL!
[21:23] <Beater> OF COURSE NOT!! IT'S A GIANT CLUB!!
[21:23] <Beater> WHICH IS EVEN WEIRDER!!
[21:23] <neonBanshee> HOW IS A GIANT CLUB WEIRD?
[21:24] <Beater> BECAUSE IT DECIDED TO EAT THE TUXEDOBEASTS!
[21:24] <Beater> CLUBS DON'T EAT!
[21:24] <Beater> I WOULD KNOW!!
[21:24] <neonBanshee> YA GOOFUS, THE CLUB DIDN'T EAT THE TUXEDOBEASTS THEY JUST WALKED INSIDE IT!
[21:24] <neonBanshee> CLUBS GOT DOORS!
[21:25] <Beater> HOW!?!?
[21:25] <Beater> THAT'S RIDICULOUS!!
[21:25] <Beater> YOU CAN'T BUILD DOORS IN A CLUB THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
[21:25] <neonBanshee> I DUNNO, YA PUNCH A HOLE IN THE WALL AND YA PUT IN A DO'!
[21:26] <neonBanshee> HOW HAVE YA NEVA SEEN A DO' BEFO'?
[21:26] <Beater> I'VE PUNCHED PLENTY OF HOLES INTO PLENTY OF WALLS!
[21:26] <Beater> BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY DOORS!!
[21:26] <Beater> I'VE SEEN THEM! I DON'T HAVE THEM!!
[21:27] <Beater> THAT WOULD HURT YOU IDIOT!!
[21:27] <neonBanshee> WELL THEN BUY SOME DOORS AND PUT THEM IN!
[21:27] <Beater> NO!!
[21:27] <Beater> AAAAAGH!!!
[21:28] <Beater> THAT WOULD NOT BE FUN!!
[21:28] <neonBanshee> STOP SHOUTIN!
[21:28] <Beater> NO!! WHAT ELSE DO YA GOT!?
[21:29] <neonBanshee> I GOT SOME FLIPPIN FLOWAS UP IN HE'!
[21:29] <Beater> WHAT!?
[21:30] <neonBanshee> I SAID I GOT SOME FLOWAS!
[21:30] <Beater> YOU HAVE FLOWERS!?
[21:30] <neonBanshee> YEAH DOG!
[21:30] <Beater> WHY WOULD I WANT FLOWERS!?
[21:30] <Beater> WAIT!
[21:30] <neonBanshee> MAN, DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW?  YA ASKED WHAT I GOT AND WHAT I GOT'S FLOWAS!
[21:31] <Beater> WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE FLOWERS!?
[21:31] <neonBanshee> I DUNNO, EAT THEM?  THEY SMELL GOOD A' SOMETHIN.
[21:32] <Beater> DO YOU HIT THEM!?
[21:32] <Beater> SMASH THE GREEN ONES!!
[21:32] <Beater> AND THE RUST ONES!!!
[21:32] <neonBanshee> NOT USUALLY BUT I COULD.
[21:32] <Beater> YOU SHOULD!!
[21:32] <Beater> NO!
[21:32] <neonBanshee> WHY DO YA WANT ME TO PUNCH FLOWAS?
[21:32] <Beater> WAIT!!
[21:32] <Beater> LET ME!!
[21:33] <Beater> IT'S MORE FUN THAN WATCHING THEM THAT'S FOR SURE!!
[21:33] <neonBanshee> WHAT?
[21:33] <Beater> OR EATING THEM!
[21:33] <Beater> I THOUGHT WE WENT OVER THIS!
[21:33] <Beater> CLUBS DON'T EAT!!
[21:33] <neonBanshee> MAN, GET YA OWN FLOWAS THEN!
[21:34] <Beater> ALL OUR FLOWERS ARE BOILED IN WATER!
[21:34] <Beater> AS IF WE NEEDED MORE WATER!!
[21:34] <Beater> GIANT SERPENT LIVES IN THE STUFF!!
[21:35] <neonBanshee> YA CLUB'S GOT A GIANT SERPENT?
[21:35] <Beater> NO! MY WIELDER DOES!!
[21:35] <Beater> HE'S TERRIBLE THOUGH!! UNPLEASANT AND BOSSY!!
[21:36] <neonBanshee> AW COOL!  GIANT SERPENTS A' RAD!
[21:36] <Beater> NO HE IS NOT!! HE'S ALWAYS SPOILING ANY FUN!!
[21:36] <neonBanshee> SAY WHAT?  THAT AIN'T COOL!
[21:37] <Beater> I'D GO HUNTING JUST TO GET AWAY FROM HIM IF IT WEREN'T GOOD ON ITS OWN!!
[21:37] <Beater> BACK IN MY PRIME WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY BIG MAN WATCHING OVER OUR SHOULDERS!!
[21:37] <Beater> IT WAS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST AND THAT'S HOW WE LIKED IT!
[21:37] <neonBanshee> YEAH!
[21:38] <Beater> GEFARL'S DIFFERENT THOUGH! HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!!
[21:38] <neonBanshee> MAN, FORGET GEFARL!  YA SHOULD GO AND DO WHATEVA YA WANT!
[21:39] <Beater> I HAVE TO STICK BY HIM!! THAT'S JUST WHAT I GOTTA DO!
[21:39] <Beater> BUT DON'T WORRY! I'LL MAKE SURE TO SHOW HIM HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!!
[21:39] <Beater> EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!
[21:40] <neonBanshee> YEAH DOG!  YA SHOW THAT GUY WHO'S BOSS!
[21:40] <Beater> I AM BOSS!! IT'S ME!!
[21:40] <Beater> THE CLUB IS IN CHARGE!!
[21:41] <neonBanshee> YEAH!  LONG LIVE THE CLUB!
[21:42] <Beater> THE CLUB IS IMMORTAL! BUT YES!!
[21:42] <Beater> I LIKE YOUR STYLE!!
[21:42] <neonBanshee> THEN FOREVA LIVE THE CLUB!
[21:43] <Beater> YES!! YOU GET IT!! HE GETS IT!!!
[21:43] <neonBanshee> YEAH I GET IT DOG!
[21:44] <neonBanshee> BUT YO.  IT'S SHE, YA DIG?
[21:44] <Beater> SHE!? HAHA!!
[21:45] <neonBanshee> SO WHAT?
[21:45] <Beater> YOU CANNOT FOOL ME!!
[21:45] <Beater> I KNOW THAT IS A MYTH!!
[21:45] <neonBanshee> YA KNOW WHAT IS?
[21:46] <Beater> THERE ARE NO FEMALES ON THE INTERNET!!
[21:46] <Beater> IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!
[21:47] <neonBanshee> WELL DOG, I GUESS YA GOT ME BEAT ON THAT COUNT!
[21:47] <Beater> HAH! THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL THE *******!!
[21:47] <Beater> I AM WELL INCREDIBLY WELL READ!!
[21:48] <Beater> NOT THAT BORING STUFF GEFARL READS EITHER!! OR THE STUFF THAT SERPENT TALKS ABOUT!
[21:49] <neonBanshee> I DON'T READ MUCH, DOG.  WHAT YA GOT?
[21:50] <Beater> WHAT!?!?
[21:50] <neonBanshee> I SAID I DON'T READ MUCH, DOG.
[21:50] <Beater> NO! BEFORE THAT!!
[21:50] <neonBanshee> I GUESS YA GOT ME BEAT ON THAT COUNT?
[21:50] <neonBanshee> BEIN A FEMALE, YA NUT!
[21:50] <Beater> NO!! THE THING ABOUT THE WARNING!!
[21:51] <Beater> WHAT'S THAT MEAN!?!?
[21:51] <neonBanshee> WHAT WARNIN?
[21:51] <Beater> I DON'T KNOW YOU SAID IT!!
[21:51] <neonBanshee> DOG I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN!
[21:52] <Beater> AH NEVERMIND THEN!!
[21:52] <Beater> YOU TOTALLY DID THOUGH!!
[21:52] <neonBanshee> NAH MAN!
[21:52] <neonBanshee> I THINK I'D KNOW IF I SAID SOMETHIN LIKE THAT!
[21:53] <Beater> YES! I CAN SEE IT!
[21:53] <Beater> YOU SAID I ONCE MORE WILL LEAD TO A BAN!
[21:53] <Beater> IS THAT A THREAT!?
[21:53] <Beater> ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FIGHT!?!?
[21:54] <neonBanshee> I'M LOOKIN FOR A PARTY MAN!
[21:54] <Beater> I AM A WILD PARTY CLUB!!
[21:56] <neonBanshee> RADICAL!
[21:57] <Beater> IT IS! I AM GREAT!!
[21:58] <neonBanshee> NICE!
[21:59] <neonBanshee> I'M PRETTY GREAT TOO, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!
[22:00] <Beater> I'LL GIVE YOU THAT! A RADICAL DUDE!!
[22:00] <neonBanshee> DUDETTE BUT YEAH!
[22:00] <Beater> HAH! AGAIN!!
[22:00] <neonBanshee> OH YEAH I FORGOT I'M A DUDE NOW!
[22:01] <Beater> OF COURSE! AND I AM A CLUB!
[22:01] <Beater> YOU SAID YOU LIKED CLUBS!?
[22:01] <neonBanshee> SURE DO, DOG!  I JUST GOT HOME FROM ONE!
[22:02] <Beater> WELL YOU'LL NEVER BE GOING BACK TO THAT GUY!!
[22:02] <Beater> I ASSURE YOU! THERE IS NO CLUB BETTER THAN THE *******!!
[22:03]  * Beater has been banned from the Club Tuxedobeast servers
[22:03] <neonBanshee> ... YOU THE'?
[22:03] <neonBanshee> ... WELL DANG.  I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE NAME OF HIS CLUB.
[22:04]  * neonBanshee has logged off.