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>You will never be kidnapped by a /fit/ elf girl
>She will never drag you to her treehouse and snu snu you until your pelvis is too broke for you to walk
>She will never spend the next several months nursing you back to health all while going on and on about how much she loves you and you love her
>When you can finally walk again any request to leave or attempt to escape will never be met with "I CAN DROP YOU LIKE A FUCKING ELK"
>You will never spend your time stuck in her treehouse, eventually growing ... content with your life as her house husband and learning to be satisfied with the peaceful if boring life you now live
>The most excitement you'll get will never be when she comes with the carcass of some beast thrown over her shoulder, more of it's blood covering her than the tiny scraps of leaves and leather she calls clothes (that's if she's wearing any clothes at all), before she tosses it and you on the floor of her house and fucks you right there in the beast's blood (and often on the corpse of the beast) regardless if you want to or not
>Years will never pass by as she starts to become more and more agitated, accusing you of not being attracted to her any more and no longer having the passion and fear you once did
>She will never grow more and more convinced that you are planing to leave her
>The height of her paranoia will never come one night as she's out on a hunt
>She will never return home for once without a kill before she tosses you down and imminently starts to ride your dick while yelling at you not to even think about leaving her
>Her hands will never slip around your neck as she says she knows how to make sure you will never leave her
>You will never futilely struggle against her as your vision goes dark, all while she keeps ridding you and going on and on about how much she loves you
>She will never look down at your still body before dragging it off to the kitchen like she would any other beast she's killed
>She will never take special care preparing her most recent kill, making sure the meat is preserved and nothing would spoil
>She will never spend days doing nothing but eating, stuffing herself, making sure not miss a single scrap from her morbid feast, even devouring the normally inedible portions until nothing, not even bones remained to show you ever existed
>She will never make her way down her tree before heading to the river to clean herself off
>She will never take the time to look herself over in the water's reflection, her lean and muscular body now just a tad bit thicker in all the right places
>During one of her hunts she will never spy a young human man and know instantly it's love at first sight, she must have him

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