Velka's Rapier and Sorcery All Bosses

This is a Velka's Rapier and Sorcery run that I did a version of and it was fun, so I'm formalizing it. For more general notes, see here:
https://pastebin.com/8FtepMqx

This is the actual step-by-step routing.

Start Sorcerer, Master Key
- Get everything from Asylum, Demon with Dagger Plunging and 7 Soul Arrows
- Pick up Homeward Bones and Lloyd's Talismans from Firelink and Homeward Bone, head to New Londo Ruins

New Londo Ruins, Valley of Drakes, Darkroot Basin/Garden
- Pick up small soul at bottom of elevator
- Pick up soul inside the door to Valley of Drakes
- Pick up soul at Undead Dragon
- Pop the souls on the elevator ride up to the Grass Crest Shield (GCS)
- Get RTSR, Grass Crest Shield, and the Hunter Stuff and head up to Undead Parish
- Kill the Crystal Lizard

Undead Parish, Firelink Shrine, Undead Asylum
- Buy the Weapon Smithbox from Andre
- Rest at the bonfire and level up Str to 10 for the GCS
- (Optional) Pick up the Firekeeper Soul for use in case of emergencies
- Go down the elevator, equip the GCS and jump off on the ledge that just before the bottom
- (Optional, but can be useful) - Get the Undead Asylum F2 West Key
- Head back to the Undead Asylum and get the Peculiar Doll (and the Rusted Iron Ring if you got the key.)
- Homeward Bone and Sen's Gate Skip

Sen's Fortress
- Rescue Logan
- Use a Lloyd's Talismn to get the Lightning Spear and equip it.
- Equip the RTSR and setup RTSR
- Kill Iron Golem with the Lightning Spear (3 stabs to stagger 1st phase, 2 more to knock down)
- Head to Anor Londo

Anor Londo
- Rest at the bonfire and level Dex to 16, Vit to 12 Int as much as possible after that
- Head down the elevator and across the rafters
- Turn the lever once and go down the stairs into the cathedral
- Enter the painting

Painted World of Ariamis
- Rest at the bonfire
- Go around and do the jump into the courtyard to open the shortcut door
- Go down into the well and grab the Annex Key
- Head into the Annex and pick up Velka's Rapier (Hurray!)
- Homeward Bone and upgrade Velka's to +2
- Setup RTSR and kill the Undead Dragon using Soul Arrows
- Take the bridge shortcut and kill Priscilla
- You can use the Lightning Spear to make her visible (I think)
- Exit the Painted World and Homeward Bone (you'll be at the Anor Londo bonfire)

Anor Londo
- Take the Elevator down again and head towards O&S
- Rest at the interior bonfire
- Go to the Giant Blacksmith and buy 8 Twinkling Titanite
- Upgrade Velka's Rapier to +5 and Homeward Bone
- Setup RTSR, jump the railing and kill O&S
- Shoot Illusion of Gwynevere and get the Lordvessel
- Rest at Chamber of Princess Bonfire and Warp to Anor Londo
- Take the elevator down and head to lever
- Turn the lever and head down to Darkmoon Tomb
- (Optional) Rest at the bonfire
- Kill Gwyndolin with Velka's Rapier
- Homeward Bone and warp to Firelink Shrine

Firelink Shrine, Undead Parish, Undead Burg
- Rest at the bonfire and warp to Undead Parish (yes really!)
- Kill Gargoyles, ring bell, homeward bone
- Buy 3 Firebombs and Residence Key from the Undead Merchant
- Rescue Griggs (use 1 Firebomb to kill the first Undead Dog after jumping down to LUB)
- Head back up the stairs and kill the Taurus Demon and Homeward Bone
- Buy Soul Spear and Homing Soulmass from Logan, finish his dialogue
- Buy Fall Control from Griggs
- Rest at the bonfire and attune Fall Control
- Head down the elevator to New Londo Ruins

New Londo Ruins, Valley of Drakes, Blighttown, Quelaag's Domain
- Kick Lautrec off the ledge
- Equip the Rusted Iron Ring if you got it on the elevator
- Cast Fall Control and drop down to Blighttown Swamp
- Kill Quelaag
- Ring the Bell
- Drop down and rest at the Daughter of Chaos Bonfire
- Warp to Firelink Shrine
- If Logan is still there talk to him again and finish his dialogue
- If Logan is not there, buy Soul Spear and the Bellowing Dragoncrest Ring from Griggs
- Jump down the hole and place the Lordvessel
- Rest at the Lordvessel and warp to Undead Parish

Undead Parish, Darkroot Garden, Darkroot Basin
- Buy the Crest of Artorias from Andre
- Open the Forest Door and quitout
- Level Int to at least 36 (Dupe/pop souls if necessary!)
- Attune Homing Soulmass and both Soul Spears
- Rest at the hidden bonfire
- Setup RTSR and kill the Hydra using Velka's
- Kill the Golden Golem using spells
- Spam through Dusk's Dialogue
- Run to the shore and kill the lower 2 Crystal Golems
- Summon Dusk and buy Hidden Body and (Optional) Cast Light
- Homeward Bone
- Get the Stone Armor and Hornet Ring
- Kill Sif
- Homeward Bone
- Kill Butterfly
- Homeward Bone
- Level Attunement to 16
- Attune Fall Control and Hidden Body along with both copies of Soul Spear
- Warp to Anor Londo

Anor Londo, Duke's Archives
- Head to Duke's Archives
- Dupe Soul of Sif on the elevator
- Cast Hidden Body at the top of the elevator
- Kill the Crystal Golem for the Broken Pendant
- Dupe Soul of Sif once on the second elevator
- Cast Fall Control at the top of the elevator
- Duke Skip
- Open the bookcase and rest at the balcony bonfire
- Level Int to at least 47
- Attune Homing Soulmass instead of Fall Control
- Setup RTSR and
- Cast Hidden Body at the bottom for No Clams
- Kill Seath
- Homeward Bone
- Talk to Logan and buy Homing Crystal Soulmass and Crystal Soul Spear
- Kill Logan with Homing Soulmass and Soul Spear
- Homeward Bone
- Attune Homing Crystal Soulmass and Crystal Soul Spear
- Warp to Undead Parish

Undead Parish, Darkroot Garden/Basin, Sanctuary Garden
- Head to the DLC
- Grab Dusk's Eqiupment
- Enter the DLC
- Rest at the Bonfire
- Equip Dusk Crown on the Fog Gate
- Kill Sanctuary Guardian
- Rest at the bonfire
- Level Attunement to 19
- Attune Soul Spear
- Head for Royal Wood

Royal Wood
- Head for Artorias
- Send up the Shortcut Elevator
- Setup RTSR equip Bellowing Dragoncrest Ring and Tin Crystalization Catalyst (TCC)
- Kill Artorias using the TCC and spells
- Rest at the bonfire in Oolacile Township

Oolacile Township, Township Dungeon
- Attune Fall Control instead of Homing Crystal Soulmass
- Elevator Skip
- Get the Crest Key using Hidden Body
- Take the elevator down to Oolacile Township Dungeon
- Rest at the bonfire
- Level Int to 50 if you can
- Get Dark Bead
- Setup RTSR and kill Manus using Spells
- Homeward Bone
- Warp to Oolacile Township, rest at the bonfire
- Trigger the Kalameet Fight and Homeward Bone
- Get Hawkeye Gough to shoot Kalameet
- Setup RTSR and kill Kalameet using Spells
- Homeward Bone
- Warp to Firelink Shrine

Firelink Shrine, Undead Asylum, Undead Burg, The Depths
- Take the elevator up to Parish, but hop off and go back to the Undead Asylum
- Setup RTSR and kill Stray Demon using Velka's
- Homeward Bone
- Head up to Undead Burg
- Jump down to Lower Undead Burg and kill the Capra Demon using Stone Armor and Velka's
- Head to the Depths
- Butcher Shortcut
- Kill Gaping Dragon using Velka's
- Homeward Bone
- Attune Cast Light

Firelink Shrine, The Catacombs, Tomb of the Giants
- Head to the Catacombs
- Push the lever
- Drop to the valley floor
- Kill Pinwheel using Velka's
- Cast Cast Light
- Kill Nito using Stone Armor and Velka's
- Homeward Bone
- Warp to Daughter of Chaos

Quelaag's Domain, Demon Ruins, Lost Izalith
- Rest at Daughter of Chaos
- Attune Dark Bead
- Kill Ceasless (Cheese and use Velka's!)
- Firesage Elevator Clip
- Kill Demon Firesage
- Setup RTSR and kill Centipede Demon using Dark Bead and the TCC
- (Optional) Rest at the hidden bonfire before Bed of Chaos
- Kill Bed of Chaos using Tokhi Bombs and Velka's
- Homeward Bone
- Warp to Firelink Shrine

Firelink Shrine, New Londo Ruins
- Rest at the bonfire
- Equip Covenant of Artorias Ring on the elevator to New Londo Ruins
- Setup RTSR
- Cast Fall Control and Seal Skip
- Kill 4 Kings using normal Sorcerer's Catalyst and Dark Bead x 4 (2 Kings!)
- Homeward Bone
- Jump down the hole to Firelink Altar

Firelink Altar, Kiln of the First Flame
- Equip Hornet Ring
- Kill Gwyn with Velka's by Parrying and Riposting him to death or use Dark Bead if you're having trouble!

GG! We did it Pastebin!