the day flash sentry died

A long, long while ago
I can still remember how that mare used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make my lovely dance
And, maybe, she'd be happy with me
But Flash sentry made her happier
Happier than I'd ever seen in my life
Good news on the doorstep
I could take a another step
I can't remember if I cried when I heard about his Twilight bride

But something touched me deep inside
the day Flash Sentry died

I started singin'

Bye, Bye Mister Canterlot High
Took the mirror to your world
Then she married that guy
He fucked my waifu, so fuck him; hoped he would die
Now I get to be alone with my Twi
Get to be alone with my Twi

Did you write the book of love
and do you believe in celestia above
If flash sentry told you so?
Do you believe in the magic of your horn
Can my love save your mortal soul
and can you teach me how to make you never go
Well I know that you're in love with him
'cause I saw your lovin' in the gym
you both kicked off your clothes
man I dig those curves and cloves
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
with a quick little smile and a little stuck
but I knew that I was back in luck
the day flash sentry died

I started singin'

Bye, Bye Mister Canterlot High
Took the mirror to your world
Then she married that guy
He fucked my waifu, so fuck him; hoped he would die
Now I get to be alone with my Twi
Get to be alone with my Twi

Now for ten years, we've been all alone
And love grows quick on a lonely soul
but that's not how it used to be.
When the Prince sang for the sun and moon
In a suit he borrowed from his own loom
In a voice that came from you and me,
oh and while the sun was looking down
the prince stole her golden crown
The courtroom was adjourned
the verdict was returned
and while RD read a book of life
the CMCs worked in the light
and we sang things in the dark
the day Flash sentry died

I was singin'

Bye, Bye Mister Canterlot High
Took the mirror to your world
Then she married that guy
He fucked my waifu, so fuck him; hoped he would die
Now I get to be alone with my Twi
Get to be alone with my Twi

Helter skelter in a sunset shimmer
the birds flew off with a little shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
RD landed foul on the grass
her friends tried to get her back
with the prince on the sidelines in a cast
now the smell of her hair was sweet perfume
while the soldiers played a simple tune
we both got up to dance
but we never got the chance!
'Cause the prince tried to take the bride
the soliders fell into pride
Do you recall what I said
the day flash sentry died?

I started singin'

Bye, Bye Mister Canterlot High
Took the mirror to your world
Then she married that guy
He fucked my waifu, so fuck him; hoped he would die
Now I get to be alone with my Twi
Get to be alone with my Twi

Oh and there we were in that room
a lifetime spent on the loom
with no time left to start anew
So come on flash be nimble, flash be quick
flash just sat on a candle stick
'Cause fire is the shadows only friend
Oh and I watched him on the stage
my hands were clenched in fists of rage
no light born in dark
could break that gloomy spell
and as the dark climbed into the night
to silence that single light
I saw her laughing with delight
the day flash sentry died

she was singin'

Bye, Bye Mister Canterlot High
Took the mirror to your world
Then she married that guy
He fucked over my man, so fuck him; hoped he would die
Now I get to be alone with my guy
Get to be alone with my guy

I met a mare who sang with truth
and I asked her for some simple news
but she just smiled and turned away
I went down to that sacred place
where I'd seen him pass away
but the guard there said I couldn't look again
in the streets the children played
the lovers kissed and the poets paid
but not a word was spoken
the hatred had all but broken
and the three mares I admire most
the sun, moon, and lover most
they caught the last train for the coast
the day flash sentry died

and they were singin'

Bye, Bye Mister Canterlot High
Took the mirror to your world
Then she married that guy
He fucked over my man, so fuck him; hoped he would die
Now I get to be alone with my guy
Get to be alone with my guy

we were singin'

Bye, Bye Mister Canterlot High
Took the mirror to your world
Then she married that guy
He fucked over my man, so fuck him; hoped he would die
Now I get to be alone with my guy
Get to be alone with my guy