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The Arena: Pit Bull

Apr 8th, 2012
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  1. >The fluffies are happily grazing in the arena, chewing on the grass, hugging, playing hide n seek, the usual fluffy crap
  2. >Time has passed and it's time for the arena to begin
  3. >Turn the camera on
  4. >The fluffies have all gathered in the center of the field, napping together
  5. >The dog's crate is wheeled to gate
  6. >You've created a long stick device with the foghorn at the end of it
  7. >As the foghorn hovers over the fluffies, you squeeze a trigger on the long stick device
  8. >The foghorn blares, causing all the fluffies to freak out
  9. >They soil themselves and split up, running in all direction and screaming "NO WIKE NOISE" "FWUFFY SCAWED" "WHY WOUD NOISE?"
  10. >The loud noise also irritates the pit bull, causing him to bark aggressively
  11. >The arena gate is pulled up by one of your friends, while the other opens the pit bull's cage
  12. >Let the games begin
  13. >The pit bull charges out of his cage and into the crowd of screaming fluffies
  14. >"New fwe'-?" The yellow earth fluffy tries to speak before it is cut off, the pit bull grasps the helpless creature in his teeth, flailing it around violently
  15. >"OWWIE! STOP HUWTING FWUFFY! WHY HUWT! STOP HUWTING ME!" it desperately screams in terror as the dog's teeth pierce it's soft flesh
  16. >The other fluffies scream even louder as they notice the ferocious monster ripping up one of their friends
  17. >The first victim is flung to the side, a chunk of it's body missing. The sobbing fluffy coughs up blood, crying out it's last words "Pwease hewp..."
  18. >The other ponies have spread out across the field as fast as they can "HEWP FWUFFY!" "NO WAN' BOO-BOO" "MONSTUH SCAWY" "NO WIKE!"
  19. >The pit bull's irritation only grows as the fluffies scream in terror
  20. >He charges for a fluffy who had tripped over it's own hooves, stomping a mighty paw down on the little purple pegasus fluffy, crushing it's pelvis.
  21. >It shrieks in pain as it feels the bones in it's body crushed to pieces
  22. >Turning it's head, it watches as the pitbull reaches down with his powerful teeth and effortlessly rips her back left leg off
  23. >"NO HUWT PWEASE! WHY TAKE WEGGIE?! FWUFFY SOWWY! STOP HUWTING!" She begs the hound desperately as she kicks her remaining around
  24. >The beast prepares to finish the sobbing little mare, but is suddenly interrupted by a weak nibbling at one of his back legs
  25. >Spinning around, the sudden movement knocks the little blue earth fluffy back onto his fluffy bottom "Fwuffy sowwy?" it pleads
  26. >The pit bull immediately lunges at the apologetic fluffy, clenching it's tiny skull in his teeth
  27. >"AAHHH! FWUFFY SOWWY! PWEASE WET DOWN!" The blue colt screams in agony as his skull is slowly being crushed
  28. >Suddenly a headless blue fluffy corpse slams into fence where you and your friends are enjoying the show
  29. >"Man, this is sick" your friend cheers as he watches the lifeless corpse flop down to the ground
  30. >Taking a sip of his beer, your other friend nods in agreement "Beats the hell out of anything on TV."
  31. >The now three legged mare is trying desperately to limp away, leaving a trail of blood and tears
  32. >She doesn't get far however as the pit bull now pounces on her, holding her down as he bites into her back
  33. >She squeals in terror as bits of fluff and flesh are being ripped out "FWUFFY WAN' OUT! SAVE FWUFFY! PWEASE!" she shouts out desperately to the other fluffies who are now running away screaming and shitting
  34. >After a few seconds of shredding, a fair amount of her spine is showing
  35. >Somehow the mutilated fluffy is still alive
  36. >The pit bull reaches down, clutching the fluffy's spine and shaking it around like a stick
  37. >The intense flailing just causes the mare to fall apart, fluffy gore flying everywhere
  38. >"MOMMY!" Shrieks a young foal as it sprints out from the crowd towards the now dead mother in the clutches of the monster
  39. >"Did you know she was a mother?" Your friend asks you
  40. >You shake your head, but this is amusing none the less
  41. >The pit bull drops the corpse and spots the screaming foal
  42. >As the pit bull rushes at the little white fluffy foal, she shrieks and spins around trying to flee
  43. >The dog grabs the little fluffy by her butt, crunching the lower half of her body
  44. >Unfortunately, the fluffy releases her bowels the second she is bitten into, so the poor dog gets a mouth full of fluffy shit
  45. >The foal is dropped face first into the dirt as she pathetically tries to drag herself to the rest of the fluffies
  46. >"Pwease... Pwease hewp fwuffy... Why fwuffy huwt...? Huggies...? Pwease?" It cries pathetically as it fails to catch up, lying there sobbing
  47. >She would die later that night
  48. >The pit bull is annoyed and disgusted, trying to get the horrible taste out of his mouth
  49. >You inform your friends that it is time to end the show for the day, whistling to your faithful gladiator
  50. >Your friends follow you to the dog crate as your call your pit bull over
  51. >The pit bull runs to the cage and sits inside
  52. >You praise the dog and tell him he is a good boy
  53. >You immediately get him a bowl of water to help get the bad taste out, and cook him a nice T-bone stake for dinner
  54. >The remaining fluffies in the arena are still traumatized, looking at the four fluffy corpses in the field
  55. >The 100 fluffies are now 96
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