Muffinmare

Fluffy Accident

Apr 26th, 2012
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  1. >Have second fluffy
  2. >It doesn't care where it shits
  3. >You decide to get "sowwy stick"
  4. >One day fluffy comes up to you
  5. >"Pway?"
  6. "Sure I'll play!"
  7. >You play with blocks for a bit
  8. >Then fluffy has a weird look on its face
  9. >Tell him to go shit in the litter box
  10. >He doesn't listen and shits on the floor
  11. >Not this time motherfucker!
  12. >You let it finish
  13. "Was it good?" you ask
  14. >"Yes! Fwuffy made gud poopies wight daddy?"
  15. >Pull out "sowwy stick"
  16. "I hope you enjoyed it! Because this is going to hurt!"
  17. >Smack fluffy across the hind leg
  18. >"Owies! You huwt fwuffy!"
  19. "When you're a bad fluffy you get hit with the "sowwy stick"
  20. >"No wike sowwy stick!" he exclaims
  21. >Fluffy hasn't shit on floor for a week
  22. >You see him sneaking around
  23. >He walks down to the basement
  24. >You follow him
  25. >He opens up board in the floor and shits there
  26. >"Daddy no tewl fwuffy wer to go poopies!"
  27. >You become infuriated
  28. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
  29. >"I no seh anyting daddy! I swayr!"
  30. >You pick it up by the hind legs and smack it four times with the "sowwy stick"
  31. >After that you see it crying
  32. "Aww, what's a matter? Hurt?"
  33. >"Yes it huwt. Stup daddy, pwease!" it begs
  34. "Too bad! Now you get something instead of the sorry stick. You get the sorry bin."
  35. >"Wut sowwy bin?" he asks
  36. >You open the floor board and throw it into the shit pool he created
  37. >Fluffy drowns in shit begging for its life.
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