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- >Have second fluffy
- >It doesn't care where it shits
- >You decide to get "sowwy stick"
- >One day fluffy comes up to you
- >"Pway?"
- "Sure I'll play!"
- >You play with blocks for a bit
- >Then fluffy has a weird look on its face
- >Tell him to go shit in the litter box
- >He doesn't listen and shits on the floor
- >Not this time motherfucker!
- >You let it finish
- "Was it good?" you ask
- >"Yes! Fwuffy made gud poopies wight daddy?"
- >Pull out "sowwy stick"
- "I hope you enjoyed it! Because this is going to hurt!"
- >Smack fluffy across the hind leg
- >"Owies! You huwt fwuffy!"
- "When you're a bad fluffy you get hit with the "sowwy stick"
- >"No wike sowwy stick!" he exclaims
- >Fluffy hasn't shit on floor for a week
- >You see him sneaking around
- >He walks down to the basement
- >You follow him
- >He opens up board in the floor and shits there
- >"Daddy no tewl fwuffy wer to go poopies!"
- >You become infuriated
- "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
- >"I no seh anyting daddy! I swayr!"
- >You pick it up by the hind legs and smack it four times with the "sowwy stick"
- >After that you see it crying
- "Aww, what's a matter? Hurt?"
- >"Yes it huwt. Stup daddy, pwease!" it begs
- "Too bad! Now you get something instead of the sorry stick. You get the sorry bin."
- >"Wut sowwy bin?" he asks
- >You open the floor board and throw it into the shit pool he created
- >Fluffy drowns in shit begging for its life.
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