Okay first round stay still and listen up
First wall breaking is the sign for you guys to stop
Heres a tip, if you want some extra build points
you see those random dirt mounds? Destroy them!
Its simple tacts, but can in cases be kinda hard
If we get killed; we have to blame the sapper tard
So get some shots off, so we can move on
Coz I really want to get on the move
boats, yeah hater
When cav comes around we shoot them down
You see those artyguards with beards?
Kill em one by one
I see you getting many shots off dear
But dont think missing will save us here
Well, then you're wrong, so please put away that pipe
And run to cover on the walls if you dont wanna die
Run around, like you wanna get hit by arty
the logic is strong in this one *slash* facepalm
Sappers, pick them build points up, and simply destroy that wall
we need no Chuck Norris here, we need William Wallace!

Im wasting time in this Wack Seige
Moving at my own pace but they just slow me down
Im like he only one who knows the tacts man
But i really want some kills and we cant ban more
If you dont know what you're doing
Just ask me you know
Dont tell me after we drop
They dont know, and we die
Wasting time in this wack siege
Wasting time in this wack siege

This is the tricky part; lets see if you have trolls
Im sure, some are getting banned on vent
Lets see if you can only get one officer killed
You may after this be looking for a reg
Stop the arty we charge in, not now
PLEASE?
Oh, and now the Officer is dead and here we go again!
Don't tell me that you are afk
Get it to fall so we can charge
But we can never get it that low, step up!
I hope you have your colours on
Coz we be fighting now, when the easy part is done
nu nu nu nu
Nuke the walls, and shoot the infantry!
I get the whole line  running around
If you aint there then we mass respawning with
our lives
Heres a lesson
please listen
Kill the line at gatehouse
when you see them
we never beat them
always failing
thats it im done!

Im wasting time in this Wack Seige
Moving at my own pace but they just slow me down
Im like he only one who knows the tacts man
But i really want some kills and we cant ban more
If you dont know what you're doing
Just ask me you know
Dont tell me after we drop
They dont know, and we die
Wasting time in this wack siege
Wasting time in this wack siege

Sailing in on boat, Holy GabeN the group
Trying to get thru this seige, and get some nice kills
But it doesnt look like this is goin my way
cuz we just lost on the third damn round
And it really looks like we  gonna fail
cuz Ninja got a booty call, he just had to bail
So its all on me about what to do next
but I cant really decide, cuz my mind is perlexed
oh damn
Sapper is sapping explosives, infantry dying
Ive lost all of my lives so whats there to do?
Should I afk out or just push thru
Maybe claim crash and watch YouTube

Im wasting time in this Wack Seige
Moving at my own pace but they just slow me down
Im like he only one who knows the tacts man
But i really want some kills and we cant ban more
If you dont know what you're doing
Just ask me you know
Dont tell me after we drop
They dont know, and we die
Wasting time in this wack siege
Wasting time in this wack siege

(Background: Looking for members for my new regiment, past experience is required. Please be above 13 yrs old, no fails please, Hello??  Any out there? :|)