Hoyi: my dog had x's for eyes for weeks
XioshengXiosheng Whisper: You can't even revive them so I had a funeral for it
XioshengXiosheng Whisper: I HAD A FUCKING FUNERAL FOR A VIRTUAL PET
XioshengXiosheng Whisper: SO LAME
XioshengXiosheng Whisper: ugh
F8DecidesYou: i had virtual sex
F8DecidesYou: sooooooooooooooooo
F8DecidesYou: yeah.
Hoyi: how did it feel
F8DecidesYouF8DecidesYou WhisperAdd Friend: terrible. I got so cought up in the discription of what i was doing i forgot to jerk off.
Xiosheng: lolol
Xiosheng: Same
Hoyi: dead
F8DecidesYou: i'd bumbard with like a wall of text, chick is like typing 3 sentances 'cause she's goin' craazy
F8DecidesYouF8DecidesYou WhisperAdd Friend: feeling guilty because she wasn't posting as much as i was
Xiosheng: It's harder for us because we have to use a whole hand to masturbate man
F8DecidesYouF8DecidesYou WhisperAdd Friend: me feeling guilty because i wasn't turned on at all
Hoyi: my tummy
Xiosheng: -rubs Toni's tummy- :o
Hoyi: no no
frisk: You mean you actually masturbate to that?
Hoyi: it hurts to laugh after doing over 300 situps
Hoyi: ikr
Xiosheng: I tried bruh
F8DecidesYou: people do.
Xiosheng: rerjgioj
frisk: x.x
F8DecidesYou: but... i'm ALL about that phone sex yo
Hoyi: im gonna see how it feels
Hoyi: cmere miran-
Hoyi: :LOL!
Hoyi: phone sex?!
Xiosheng: Phone sex is great
Xiosheng: o.o
Hoyi: my soul hurting
frisk: I would so hang up.
F8DecidesYou: this one chick, ugly as a hog bro..
Hoyi: im go-
Hoyi: z
F8DecidesYou: but she had a voice like jessica rabbit
Heiwa: what soul>?
Xiosheng: jrgiejhtiojhrg
Hoyi: bruh
Xiosheng: WTF
Hoyi: cant talk to f8 no more
F8DecidesYou: thank you spoungebob for teaaching me the importance of imagination
Hoyi: my hyena laugh kicking in
Heiwa: not your bro buddy
frisk: xD
Xiosheng: #ICANNOT
Hoyi: olivia lets have phone sex
Hoyi: for 300 credits
Xiosheng: HYeNA KAUGH
Xiosheng: fwjiogje
F8DecidesYou: i just get a cardboard box, a phone, and then people question why i'm aloud 600 ft within a school zone
F8DecidesYou: its that simple