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- >Sooner than later, you are politely kicked out of the spa, and step outside
- >Oh right. The sun's out. You're uncomfortably warm and your eyes take a moment to adjust.
- "Hurry your white ass up, Celestia."
- >You mutter under your breath, and stop walking for a second
- 'Uh, sorry.'
- >Fluttershy hums and continues moving. Not a moment passes before Rainbow Dash descendes from above
- >"Hey, 'Shy! How're you holding up?"
- >"Oh, I'm doing just swell. How are you?"
- >"Glad to hear it! I'm fine! Just dandy!" Sanic says as she glances from side to side
- >"In fact!" She puts an arm around your shoulder. "I've got a gig to do! And uh, I kind of need help"
- >You sense a disturbance in the force. As if a thousand shy horses cried out silently
- >"G-gig?" Flutters asks
- >"Yeeah, no problem! So uh, Pinkie had a comedy show today, but she's off getting the ingredient, soo..."
- >She trails off and looks around, then leans in and whispers. "She asked me to fill in. I have no jokes."
- >Fluttershy was silent.
- "No worries, I've got this."
- >"No we don't!" She immedietly countered, stepping back
- >"Pleeease, Fluttershy!" Rainbow begged. "I can't go there and look stupid! Everyone will be there!"
- >"I won't do any better!" She starts shaking and brings her hooves up to her chest.
- "Rainbow, I don't think this is actually a good idea. I mean, I'll still do it, I just know it's stupid."
- >Sanic horse looks at you with pleading eyes. "Scootaloo will be there! I can't let her down like that!"
- >Flutters suddenly gains a glint of determination. "W-well...if it's for the children..."
- >Shit, she's actually doing it. Go you, Flutters.
- "Okay, we're going to need clothes that have pockets."
- >"Why?" Fluttershy immedietly asks.
- "There's no time. Rainbow, go ask Rarity for them. Flutters, we're going to need some pasta. Let's kick this shit."
- >It took nearly 5 minutes of talking about the intricate details of human humour, but she agreed to pasta-pockets
- >You don't actually plan to make a joke in the show about it, but it makes you laugh.
- >You realize most of your humour is things that make you laugh, and not others. Shit.
- >Either way, you find out Rarity was actually in the midst of making a suit for Pinkie. Green top, polkadot tie.
- >Nice. You smile confidently in the window of a shop, and it all looks completely out of place.
- >'I hope you know what you're doing...' You can feel the anxiety building up in your other half
- >implying you've ever made a plan in your life
- >That doesn't seem to help her, but you're looking forward to interacting with a lot of ponies at once.
- >As you start to shovel the spaghetti in to your pockets, you find there are several props already included
- >A deck of cards, 'peanut brittle' labelled "SNACK", and a list of more props to get. You don't have time to read that shit.
- >You have no idea how the bottle of peanut brittle fit in your pocket. You can't fit it back in.
- >It sucks being a quadraped. Now you have to walk on three legs to the stage.
- >Luckily, it isn't far, just in front of the town hall. Most townponies have taken their seats, and you walk backstage
- >Mayor Mare, Lyra and Bonbon, and Derpy are all there, helping set the place up.
- >"Where's Rainbow Dash?" The Mayor asks.
- "I'm filling in for her, she got caught up at work."
- >Sly
- >"The pegasai are all here!" Mare looks out from behind the curtain. "I can see Rainbow in the audience!"
- >Well, you tried.
- "She wussed out."
- >The Mayor stopped in place. "Oh. Well, alright. The show is just about ready! Break a leg!"
- >Wow. That's fucking horse-racist.
- >Fluttershy this entire time is hyperventilating. You mentally pat her on the head.
- "Look at it this way: what's the worst that could happen?"
- >"Fall off the stage and actually break a leg." She responds
- "Yeah, but then only you'll die."
- >She gulps
- >You move through the curtain, and wave. The crowd starts clapping at first, then confusedly dies off
- >What, you never seen a yellow horse before?
- >You look closer at the audience, ready to pick a single audience member to torture
- >You see a light blue mane on top of a blue head, with a horn poking out
- >FUCK, this is too good.
- "You there! Would you like to be the volunteer for Fluttershy's acclaimed Pegasus Magic Extravaganza!?"
- >The crowd cheers, and Trixie confusedly stands up, walking to the stage.
- "Welcome, welcome! Thank you for coming up!"
- >To the side, Derpy slides in a table full of more props. Perfect.
- >Trixie takes a small bow and nervously smiles, unsure of what is about to happen.
- >You hand her the shaking can of peanut brittle, the "SNACK" label starting to peel off.
- "Before we get started, I offer you a tribute of nourishment for your bravery in coming up on stage!"
- >Fluttershy is missing. You think she might have bluescreened. Ah well, you move to the table anyways.
- >Trixie raises a devious eyebrow, and grabs it telekinetically, pointing it to you and opening it
- >Peanut brittle falls to the stage, out of the compressed can. You both stare at it, wide eyed.
- >
- "The hell, man? I got that just for you."
- >You raise a hoof, pointing it to the mess.
- "Ah, nevermind, who am I to judge how you eat!"
- >The crowd laughs, and Trixie blushes slightly, offsetting her blue cheeks to a purpleish hue
- >You expected that to just be a corny classic to buy time. Better than expected, though.
- >You look at the table. It's full of junk that makes no sense without context.
- >You grab another deck from the table, and find it has a string through each card, holding them together
- >Uhhh, you don't know what trick this is. Time to improvise
- >You pull it from the table, holding the cards together and concealing the string, and walk to Trixie
- "Now, I have this deck! Look, it's an average deck, right?"
- >Trixie takes a glance at it and nods, playing along
- "Then explain this shit."
- >You twirl it above your head, the cards stretching back and fourth from the momentum
- >The string eventually snaps and they fall all over the stage, each and every way. The crowd laughs again.
- >Your confident smile widens again. Trixie herself puffs up her cheeks, holding back a giggle
- "Okay, now I have a deck that's actually regular."
- >You shuffle and hold the cards from the first deck, SOMEHOW, with them facing you, trying to memorize them
- "Pick any card, and I'll tell you what it is."
- >Trixie starts going for a card, and then stops, realizing the game. You laugh
- "I'll cheat if you let me! Alright, we'll do it the other way, but it doesn't always work."
- >You switch them around, and she picks a random card. Fuck, you can't remember that one. IMPROVISE
- "Memorize it, and then place it back in the deck, shuffle it any way you want."
- >She looks at it for a moment, then places it with the rest of the cards, picking them up and shuffling
- >She stops, and hands them back. Your grin doesn't falter, but a bit of sweat trickles down your brow
- >Fluttershy is nearly in tears at the back of your head, and you try to keep your cool, blinking them back
- >You make a gesture with your hoof over the deck
- "I have magically raised the card to the top, and I've even changed it!"
- >You pick the top card up, and look at it.
- "To the 2 of hearts!"
- >The crowd claps, and Trixie laughs, and you heave a big sigh of relief. You need to stop with this card shit.
- >The crowd might be really naive, but Trixie is starting to see through you.
- >You bow, and point a hoof to the magician next to you
- "Trixie, our volunteer, everybody! Now go back down and enjoy the show!"
- >They applaud and Trixie trots down back to her seat.
- >Okay, time to think of some material.
- >Fuck
- >You got nothing.
- >Nearly a minute passes, and Fluttershy finally takes the wheel
- >"Thank you everybody, now that my opening act is done, Rainbow Dash will take over!"
- >Rainbow's face falls, and Flutters runs you both off stage, behind the curtains
- >She collapses in a pile behind a crate and shivers
- 'Hey, don't worry Fluttershy, it's okay! We got some good ones in there!'
- >You try to comfort her, but she shakes her head
- >"No, YOU got some 'good ones' in there, and they made ME look like someone completely different!"
- >She placed her hooves over her eyes. "And then we just froze and looked like failures."
- 'I didn't know what to do either.'
- >Then tears started, and she sniffled. 'I know, I don't mean to blame you. I just feel so ashamed."
- >You kind of feel it too. As much as you try not to, those last few moments were very shameful
- >Plus you went back on your word to cut down on being rude.
- 'I'm sorry, Flutters. I shouldn't have gone overboard. Not when you'll have to take the hit. I'm really sorry.'
- >You both stay there for a while, sobbing quietly. You pull your arms around yourself in a weird kind of self hug
- >After a few more minutes, you can hear voices calling out backstage.
- >"Fluttershy? You back here?"
- >"Fluttershy! Darling, are you alright?"
- >Applejack and Rarity's calls cause your ears to perk up, and they come around the corner of the crate
- >"There you are! Oh, sweetie, please get up off the ground."
- >You stand up
- >Spaghetti falls out of your pockets on to the floor
- >You look down, and give a weak smile. Fluttershy rubs the tears out of her eyes and giggles softly
- >The shared giggle slowly turns in to a laugh, both Applejack and Rarity looking quizzically between the spaghetti and you
- >"I knew you were right, Anon. It did come in handy." She speaks, with the raspy voice of someone who just cried their heart out
- >A not-so-brief hug between the two friends and her later, the tears stopped flowing.
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