I sexually Identify as an Meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of memeing over the internet making dank memes for random foreigners. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I’m a idiot but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install dank memes, Internet speak, and anti-sleep chips in my brain. From now on I want you guys to call me “Meme” and respect my right to make memes and meme needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a memeaphobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.