Ahoy thar boy. Ye be lookin rather board, if I say so meslef.
Whats the problem thar, bored of the meta already? Had yer share o bear lovers, flyin contraptions n ginger haired devils. Ye be looking for something more. Alright lads, ill give you something ye aint never seen befer, so sear I, the whisperin pirate. I’ll give on to yee, CAPTAINS Draft! Har har!
NOW some of you land lubbars might know of this here sacred tradition, but fer you green horn low priority scallywags, allow me to explain.
Captains draft aint like your typical borin captins mode, no ho sir. Here in captians draft we be pulling from a crew of only 9 of each specialty, 9 muscle heads of streangth, 9 o the quickest killars with agility you cant imagine, 9 o the most clever thinkers this side o the mid river. 27 heros in total lads, fer inspiring capt’ns to choose from.
Now ye may be askin yerself, what be the difference between 27 heros and the hole lot o a 112? OPEN YER EARS YA DAFT DANDY AND ILL BE TELLIN YA
With a crew of this size thar bound to be heros picked the likes of which you thought long gone, combinations ya didn’t know existed, mind even synergize. HELL THERE MIGHT EVEN BE A ARK WARDEN PICK if we be so lucky.
You see the skill o the captians draft lies in the captians o the teams themselves. Synergize and statigize with the meeger scraps they been thrown to pick a rag tag assortment of a crew to obtain victory, or be cast to the depts of the low pro lockarrr in humiliatin defeat.
Speakin o teams, we’ve assembled the meanest, fiersest, and cleverest bunch o crews ya ever seen from the 7 seas themselves.
CAPTIAN PETAR the PENNYLESS of the Evil Geniouses , a crew known world wide as the eliete in winnins and in whinins.
Captian Koro o the liquid lunatics, who controls a team of mad dogs who fight with a assortment o heros so vast posiden himself couldn’t predict what they got brewin in their waters.
Cema the slayer, leader of the Vega squadron, who attack with the ferocity of a rabid shark driven mad with the sent of blood in its waters.
FNG the crew VP, who hail from the northern pass and throw their power about like a bloddied polar bear, belly full o unlucky men who faced them befer
Saksa the sexy, o the momas boys. Who fight harder for their wins than a wee babe fightin fer the teet o victory in the first moments o bloddy birth
Loda the Longwinded, captian o the alliance, who’s crew knows the heros o this patch better than…jesus this is takin forever
Empire, the unstoppable crew from jesus this shit is takin
DC will also be there fuck
(cough-god)
Anyhow lads. The qualifiers be over, and the group stage has already begun. The battle o these legendary captains and crews with the limited hero pools happens now, so tune into that thar moonduck studio twitch to see these crews fight fer that sweet booty o 100,000 clams.
But wait boyo. You thought we done? We aint even beginin.
We got a chest o booty in the store and a ticket that comes with a compendium o secrets an power, and
Come Febuary 11th the finals o the group stages will have all the moonduck crew together castin with a couch and all, and a few more suprises, secret suprizes from yer favorite players? Statistical suprizes? Zyori Face?
YER GONNA NEED TO WATCH TO FIND OUT BOY
CAPTAINS DRAFT 3.0 IS UNDERWAY BOYS. Parlay your ass to that twich or get..stiched…up….watch it ya dumb daft dandies! Whipserin pirate out!