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New day enemy

Teraunce
Sep 28th, 2012
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  1. Strike body parts (0.199%)
  2. 123456789
  3. 1 No bed
  4.  
  5. 123456789
  6. 2 Unexpected teleport
  7.  
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  9. 3 Lost post in banter
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  12. 4 Expensive buffs
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  15. 5 BADNAV!
  16.  
  17. Indiscriminate Flailing
  18. For 1 Round (0.199%)
  19. (Z) For 5 Rounds
  20. (X) For 10 Rounds
  21. Until Someone Drops
  22. Blind Terror
  23. Run like Hell (0.1%)
  24. Special Abilities
  25. Spatial Awareness (1 points)
  26. • Requisition Search (1)
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  28. MoTD | Distractions: 0 new, 1 old | Report a problem | Enquirer - Blogs, Forums and Wiki | Twitter | Improbable Island Merchandise!
  29. The Jungle
  30. It is a New Day!
  31.  
  32. You open your eyes to discover that a new day has been bestowed upon you. It is day number 42. You feel refreshed enough to take on the universe!
  33.  
  34. Today's interest rate: 3.1415926535897%
  35. Requisition earned from interest: 0. (The bank will not pay interest on lesser or greater or equal or sugarfree gum in order to retain control over your life).
  36. Hitpoints have been restored to Thursday.
  37.  
  38. You strap your Spork to your back and head out for some adventure.
  39. Your clan's aura touches you in inappropriate places!
  40.  
  41. As a ...wait, which race are you again? Anyhow, you can obtain certain basic items free of charge from the failboat if you ask the Watcher nicely. There's some stuff there waiting for you now. Just walk into a cage and you'll see it.
  42.  
  43. For having one of several types of invasive technology jammed into your head, you receive 1 extra Lobotomy Point for today.
  44.  
  45. Today's lottery numbers are 1-2-3-4-5 ...That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
  46.  
  47. Your dreams of Admin CavemanJoe give you a Special Warm Fuzzy Feeling...
  48.  
  49. You take a few moments to take stock of how you're looking and feeling.
  50. You are slowly dying of Improbabilitis-C. You lose some Stamina.
  51. You are looking like a goat in heat! You gain some Stamina!
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  62.  
  63. Wait a minute, usually now you can return to whatever you were doing...
  64. ~ ~ ~ Fight ~ ~ ~
  65. 10
  66. Teraunce
  67. 10
  68. New Day
  69. You have encountered New Day which lunges at you with Inconvenient Timing!
  70.  
  71. New Day's Hitpoints (Level 1): 10
  72. YOUR Hitpoints: 10
  73. New Day surprises you and gets the first round of attack!
  74.  
  75. New Day tries to hit you but MISSES!
  76. End of Round:
  77. New Day's Hitpoints (Level 1): 10
  78. YOUR Hitpoints: 10
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