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- A man walks into a bar and orders a bear.
- Sometime later the battender notices he is trembling, and sweating, he says "you ok bud" "ya im ok i got the salt's"
- Bartender rolls his eyes and goes back to work, Now in the meantime the man at the bar is fidgeting, shaking, sweating
- The bartender walks up and says "hey listen man, you sure you are ok?" The man says "ya, I got the salts, I'll have another beer"
- So the bartender gets him a beer and makes his rounds, upon returning he finds the man twitching shaking sweating he said "hey man I don;t know what the salts is but im calling 911" "The man says ok I just need to go to the restroom"
- So the man goes in, for some time..Then he walks out orders another beer
- The bartender walks in the bathroom there is shit on the floor, the mirrors. the walls, the trash can, the doors..
- He kicks the door open and yells "Hey MAN WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SALTS DO YOU HAVE?"
- The man replied, I have the somersaults.
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