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  1. A man walks into a bar and orders a bear.
  2. Sometime later the battender notices he is trembling, and sweating, he says "you ok bud" "ya im ok i got the salt's"
  3. Bartender rolls his eyes and goes back to work, Now in the meantime the man at the bar is fidgeting, shaking, sweating
  4. The bartender walks up and says "hey listen man, you sure you are ok?" The man says "ya, I got the salts, I'll have another beer"
  5. So the bartender gets him a beer and makes his rounds, upon returning he finds the man twitching shaking sweating he said "hey man I don;t know what the salts is but im calling 911" "The man says ok I just need to go to the restroom"
  6. So the man goes in, for some time..Then he walks out orders another beer
  7. The bartender walks in the bathroom there is shit on the floor, the mirrors. the walls, the trash can, the doors..
  8. He kicks the door open and yells "Hey MAN WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SALTS DO YOU HAVE?"
  9. The man replied, I have the somersaults.
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