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How Do I Into Babbies? Round 1

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  1. 01[03:19] <Caleb> It's 11:50 PM. Do you know where your children are? Obviously not Rainy's and Lecia's parents, because while they think the two of them are safely tucked away in bed, unbeknownst to them they're living out their wildest fantasies in a land where imagination runs rampant...
  2. 01[03:22] <Caleb> It just so turns out that two of their imaginary friends got just a little bit TOO creative during playtime. Ignis and Bunbun, now each sporting diamond rings on their hand (or arms in the case of Bun-bun, because do those things even HAVE fingers?), are found when the two arrive in the Dream World watching over their eggs, Ignis wearing a maid's hat as she steams carrots for Bunbun, who's running on a treadmill. Their eggs sit in a nest, which is right next to where Rainy and Lecia pop up this evening that doesn't even look like an evening!
  3. [03:26] <Lecia> Yeah, she'd have told her parents, but that likely wouldn't have ended well if she said everything. And so, she pops up! Directly from the ground! LIKE A DR-R-R-RILLLLLLLLLLL. Look at the Ignis. Then Bunbun. Then the eggs. THEN the rings.
  4. [03:26] <Lecia> 1d20+8 what is my int even, I'll just use this
  5. [03:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Lecia, what is my int even, I'll just use this: 22 [1d20=14]
  6. [03:27] <Lecia> LECIA KNOWS WHAT THEY DID THERE.
  7. 01[03:27] <Caleb> Lecia feels her Type Soul going off. She also feels something sitting on her head. There's a Drilbur right there. So THAT's how that works!
  8. [03:27] <Rainy> Rainy's totally told her parents. Her mom's even using the information in her studies, supposedly! She beams, "Hi Miss Robolessy and Bunbun and Igig."
  9. [03:27] <Lecia> Actually, Drillbur is pure ground!
  10. 01[03:28] <Caleb> Your Mental Metal Detector also detects Steel type MOVES in Pokemon.
  11. 01[03:28] <Caleb> Funny how that works.
  12. 01[03:29] <Caleb> Ignis waves hello, and flips her pan. The bacon shoots up into the air and lands on a few plates set up on a picnic-clothed table nearby. Bunbun is then suddenly atop of Rainy's head. He waves hello~
  13. [03:30] <Lecia> Oh right, it DOES do that! Nice save, teehee. In any case, Lecia is a fan of drills. Why? Please don't ask why. "H-hi Rainy!" THEY DID THAT. Isn't there usually a delay before this stuff happens? "And Bunbun and Ignis~!" She eventually composes herself. It's different for Pokemon! Totally!
  14. [03:31] <Lecia> "And you too,~" Rub rub the Drillbur!
  15. [03:31] <Rainy> Rainy presumably can't see him waving because he's on her head. She does the hoppity hopping for him, though, as she closes in on the bacon smell.
  16. [03:32] <Lecia> ...is there plates for everyone?
  17. 01[03:34] <Caleb> Mr. Drilbur hops down and clings to the front of Lecia's shirt. He, too, joins in on the greeting as he dangles from SOMETHING on her shirt that isn't suggestive. And of COURSE there's plates for everyone!
  18. 01[03:34] <Caleb> ... Well, except the Drilbur, because that was unexpected company.
  19. 01[03:34] <Caleb> Bunbun hops off of Rainy's head and pulls out a chair for her.
  20. 01[03:35] <Caleb> While Drilbur's hanging, he swings himself about. Faster and faster and faster until it's like a little mini cyclone!
  21. [03:35] <Rainy> Rainy doesn't believe in the oppressive establishment of plates. She'd rather just have bacon poured into her mouth. She still sits down since Bunbun was so nice~! "Thanks! Bacon's yummy yummy once a pig's tummy!"
  22. [03:37] <Lecia> There's not much suggestive about a flat chest. Of course, this means there's little to hang from! IT STILL MANAGES TO SPIN. If this forces Lecia to spin, well, she's used to spinning. There were times she would pretend to be a drill. Fun times! Then she hit her head and ow. If it's possible to sit, she does. Otherwise, SPIN DRILLBUR, SPIN! Lecia will watch, if plausible!
  23. 01[03:37] <Caleb> A Tepig is nearby. It has a lever on its side. "Pull here for bacon!"
  24. [03:38] <Rainy> Rainy sends Nini to go pull that lever!
  25. 01[03:38] <Caleb> There's all kinds of fun appendages on her dress! Imagine it's spinning around on one of them.
  26. 01[03:39] <Caleb> Nini looks over at Rainy, and makes sure the Tepig is facing exactly sideways from her before. Don't want an accidental bacon-related incident, no matter how awesome a story that'd be able to tell.
  27. 01[03:39] <Caleb> It pulls the lever, and...
  28. 01[03:39] <Caleb> The Tepig's eyeballs spin round and round in its head.
  29. 01[03:39] <Caleb> 2d6
  30. [03:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Caleb, 2d6: 4 [2d6=1,3]
  31. 01[03:39] <Caleb> An apple and a lemon appear on its head. The strips of bacon that pop out are likewise those colors.
  32. [03:40] <Rainy> Red and yellow bacon?
  33. 01[03:40] <Caleb> They pop out from two holes on the top of its head. Yes. And they're more "sheets" of bacon than strips.
  34. 01[03:40] <Caleb> There are slots for this to occur from.
  35. [03:40] <Rainy> Does it need cooked still?
  36. 01[03:40] <Caleb> It's raw bacon.
  37. [03:40] <Rainy> k, so no
  38. [03:41] <Rainy> Just kidding. Nini dutifully gives the bacon to Ignis rather than Rainy, lest the little girl should consume it and get some kind of worm.
  39. [03:41] <Lecia> In any case, she's eventually seated. "...apple bacon? Lemon bacon?" Lecia ponders.
  40. 01[03:42] <Caleb> Bunbun, too, seats Lecia like the little gentleman he is. The Drilbur manages to cyclone in a way that actually produces a warm breeze. Bunbun visibly can't hold still. Not that this isn't normally a problem, but he really just looks like he's about to burst from excitement.
  41. [03:42] <Rainy> "I bet it's cinnamon and banana bacon!"
  42. [03:43] <Lecia> Lecia watches the Drillbur spin with wonder! SPIRAL ENERGY!
  43. [03:44] <Lecia> And if it looks like everything that's going to be on the plate, nom nom! Think about giving it to DRRRIILLLLL, but...well, have you tried being fed while spinning? It's not easy!
  44. 01[03:45] <Caleb> He totally swipes a piece of bacon off the fork while you try to put it in your mouth. Just one, but that's enough for him.
  45. [03:46] <Rainy> Rainy does so, too.
  46. [03:46] <Lecia> Well, that works! Doubly so, even! "I wanted to feed you a bit too, but that works!" Nom!
  47. 01[03:46] <Caleb> Ignis graciously accepts the bacon, and looks at a wristwatch she's wearing. She calls the Tepig over to watch the bacon as she gets all excited.
  48. 01[03:47] <Caleb> Bunbun seems to get the message, and the two of them both rush over to the nest.
  49. [03:47] <Rainy> "Aaaahhhhhhhh." Rainy opens her mouth wide for feeding!
  50. [03:48] <Lecia> ...Is it...well she totally has to be here for it! "A-ah, I didn't mean you, Rainy! And...the eggs might hatch soon, we should be there for that~!" FOLLOW! But not too closely. Let them have their space!
  51. [03:49] <Rainy> Rainy pouts, visibly disappointed to get shut down. She still follows after, remembering to hophop like Bunbun, even as she crosses her arms.
  52. [03:50] <Lecia> She'll get fed later. NOT YET, THOUGH!
  53. 01[03:52] <Caleb> Ignis and Bunbun both beckon the two of you to watch.
  54. 01[03:52] <Caleb> Like, come close to share the moment with them.
  55. 01[03:52] <Caleb> The egg closest to Bunbun begins to crack. Both of them, actually.
  56. 01[03:53] <Caleb> Bunbun seems to be cheering the eggs on, almost as if he were watching a race.
  57. [03:53] <Lecia> So watch up close, she does~ Watching~! Her Ignis's babies <3
  58. [03:54] <Rainy> Rainy's watching the crack patterns. "I want the one that has the prettier pattern when the egg cracks, kay?"
  59. 01[03:56] <Caleb> The egg closer to Ignis shakes about. A foot pops out of it. A foot with... A shoe on it?
  60. [03:56] <Lecia> "A-alright." Watching~
  61. 01[03:57] <Caleb> The egg on top of Bunbun's egg shoots off. Out comes... A Kazam-in-the-Box?
  62. 01[03:59] <Caleb> It then quickly retreats back into the eggshell.
  63. 01[03:59] <Caleb> Bunbun goes to take a closer look, and...
  64. [03:59] <Rainy> Rainy hops in place excitedly, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
  65. 01[03:59] <Caleb> POW! A punching glove comes right out and socks him in the face!
  66. [03:59] <Rainy> "I like this one."
  67. [04:00] <Lecia> Lecia holds her breath! And then nearly chokes on her breath! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT.
  68. 01[04:01] <Caleb> Another shoed foot pops out of Ignis' egg.
  69. 01[04:02] <Caleb> Sporting two red sneakers with golden straps, it hops on its feet andruns around in circles, Ignis chasing after it until it runs into the oven. The eggshell cracks open, and the babby Mawile pops out of the shell and tumbles to the floor.
  70. 01[04:02] <Caleb> It has a "That was fun~ Let's do that again" look on its face.
  71. [04:02] <Rainy> "Whoa! You're not a bunny!"
  72. 01[04:02] <Caleb> Ignis hugs her little babby~
  73. [04:03] <Lecia> Well, that leaves her this one! And this one...is really cute! Heehee~ "Full of life from the go, it seems~ I'm happy for you two~"
  74. 01[04:03] <Caleb> Bunbun's out for the count, though, and isn't conscious as you hear a clock chiming. One... Two... Three...
  75. [04:03] <Lecia> Of course, they're both cute.
  76. [04:03] <Lecia> BUNBUN, PRESS 1 AND 2!
  77. 01[04:04] <Caleb> His egg continues to shake as the clock chimes. At the twelfth stroke, it pops out, revealing a Mawile of a different hue. She snickers as she finishes off a banana and tosses it nonchalantly behind her shoulder.
  78. [04:04] <Rainy> Uh oh, someone switched their genders~
  79. [04:05] <Rainy> Rainy hophophops over and cuddles the Bunbun with one arm and seizes the babbywile with the other arm in a group hug! What could possibly go wrong?
  80. 01[04:05] <Caleb> This Mawile, a Kazam-in-the-box sitting next to it, has a bold red crimson dress with black stars adorning it.
  81. 01[04:06] <Caleb> Bunbun comes to and goes to hug the baby, but trips on the banana peel and goes skidding across the Dreamscape. You wonder if you'll ever see him agin.
  82. 01[04:06] <Caleb> again**
  83. [04:06] <Rainy> no I don't
  84. [04:06] <Rainy> Bunbun's too fast to get lost forever
  85. 01[04:06] <Caleb> True that.
  86. [04:07] <Lecia> "...and I wish them luck!" Heehee, they'll need it with that one. Both the remaining Mawiles are led to join the family hug with Lecia~
  87. 01[04:07] <Caleb> FIRING THE GENDER RELATED RETCON BEAMS. BOTHERER IS DERP.
  88. [04:10] <Lecia> STILL HUGGING!
  89. [04:12] <Rainy> Rainy's totally still hugging, of course~! "I'm gonna call you... Wawa?"
  90. 01[04:13] <Caleb> The Mawile babbies are huggled and loved unconditionally. The bootsied Mawile seems to be brimming with unbridled energy, barely able to keep still in the embrace of the hug. Matter of fact, it's vibrating so fast that it vibrates RIGHT THROUGH YOUR ARM.
  91. 01[04:14] <Caleb> The jokester Mawile has a snide smile on his face as he's scooped up in the hug. Perception check, Rainy!
  92. [04:14] <Rainy> 1d20+6
  93. [04:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Rainy, 1d20+6: 22 [1d20=16]
  94. [04:15] <Lecia> AAaaaa. That's two down! "A-ah, I'll let you run around, then! Don't go too far! You'll worry everyone if you do~"
  95. 01[04:15] <Caleb> You feel the cold air on your legs. You look down and see that the Mawile has pantsed you.
  96. [04:15] <Rainy> That's silly
  97. [04:15] <Rainy> I wear a massive oversized lab coat
  98. 01[04:15] <Caleb> Right above your ankles.
  99. [04:16] <Rainy> over top of a circle skirt
  100. [04:17] <Lecia> Lecia's wearing a huge dress. How do you pantsed that without taking down the whole thing? Please don't actually be able to take down the whole thing and still do it.
  101. 01[04:17] <Caleb> Well, it pantsed you.
  102. [04:17] <Rainy> Rainy doesn't wear pants
  103. [04:17] <Rainy> this is such an ineffective prank
  104. [04:18] <Lecia> Well it totally could have...pantiesd you. SHOULD WE GO THERE?
  105. [04:18] <Lecia> NO WE SHOULDN'T.
  106. [04:19] <Rainy> Rainy sorts out whatever minor messing up of her clothes the mawile manages until it can come up with a good prank and quickly doodles a silly french moustache on the babby's face.
  107. 01[04:19] <Caleb> Yes, we shan't.
  108. [04:20] <Lecia> Regardless, anything that is pulled down is pulled up! The mere intent is known! "...Really, good luck, Ignis! You're...really really gonna need it!" OH BOY. If she was like this with her parents she'd likely never be allowed to see the light of day ever.
  109. [04:20] <Rainy> Rainy gets away with so much
  110. 01[04:21] <Caleb> Lecia, you blink. Flashwile's gone. He's cuddled up in Ignis' arms.
  111. 01[04:21] <Caleb> ... She's. FUCK pronouns!
  112. 01[04:22] <Caleb> Prankwile takes the mustache and turns it into a hat. He shows nothing up his sleeve, and... Pulls out Bunbun.
  113. [04:22] <Rainy> "Hey! Hi Bunbun. Do you like Wawa or Juju better for a name?" She grins at the sillywile.
  114. 01[04:23] <Caleb> Ignis gives Lecia a reassuring look. Every little thing is gonna be okay~
  115. [04:23] <Rainy> "Wawa because wile and juju because junior, of course!"
  116. 01[04:24] <Caleb> Bunbun gives a shrug at Wawa. Juju sounds fun... And considering his circumstances, eerily fitting.
  117. [04:24] <Lecia> One second later, dawwwww~ Nothing can hate this but someone too boring to find it amusing! "Aw~" Babies are so much fun~ She'd totally like her own, but...WELL, YOU KNOW. SHE KNOWS.
  118. [04:25] <Rainy> "Juju!" Rainy drags him over and tries to curl up in IgIg's lap alongside the other babbywile with Juju in her lap. Who knows how that'll work.
  119. 01[04:31] <Caleb> The resultant mess is...Interesting, to say the least. Mawile aren't particularly large, standing only at two feet tall... So Rainy's kinda just lying flat out all over poor Ignis, curled up while holding a Mawile holding a hat holding his father and sporting yet another Mawile sitting on top of her.
  120. 01[04:31] <Caleb> It just looks plain silly.
  121. [04:32] <Rainy> Clearly Lecia needs to be on bottom and Ignis needs to be in my lap, too
  122. 01[04:32] <Caleb> The Tepig comes over with the bacon, but a blur of light is seen. Flashwile has successfully swiped the bacon and is now eating it with his big floppy mouth of pain.
  123. [04:34] <Lecia> Through magic, Lecia ends up on bottom. Thankfully, her ROCK HARD DRESS is able to help her from being too crushed! At least she knows everything will be alright, even though this is a total mess. Yay!
  124. [04:34] <Rainy> It's a tower of wiles
  125. [04:34] <Rainy> Lecia -> Rainy -> Ignis -> Juju -> What's the sister's name?
  126. 01[04:35] <Caleb> Yes. It totally is a tower of Mawile. Nini tries to get Rainy out, but most likely ends up being grabbed into the pile as well.
  127. 01[04:35] <Caleb> Further adding to its wonder and silly.
  128. [04:36] <Lecia> Because a tradition must be kept, Nirvana!
  129. [04:37] <Rainy> Rainy is all of the proud. "Can you believe they found eggs that just happened to be the same type of pokemon as Igig?"
  130. [04:39] <Lecia> Whyyyy. "C-can't believe it~!" SHE IS NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO RAINY. It's times like this she regrets knowing so much.
  131. 01[04:39] <Caleb> Ignis and Bunbun look at each other, giving a knowing look, and snicker.
  132. 01[04:39] <Caleb> exchanging a knowing look**
  133. [04:40] <Rainy> "I bet they'll make super strongwiles!"
  134. [04:42] <Lecia> "They sure will~" THEY WILL. At least the one Lecia trains. JUST BECAUSE IT'S A REPEAT MON DOESN'T MEAN THAT SHE'LL NEGLECT ONE!
  135. [04:45] <Rainy> "Did you see Juju's punch earlier? He was like ATATATATATATATATATATATATA just like Nini this one time I saw a machamp and a hitmonchan fighting each other and then Nini used mimic and I had her use some weird fast punch move on this really cool yellow little pokemon I saw and I was gonna catch it while it was confused but then I realized it was a trainer's pokemon and they were mad so I
  136. [04:45] <Rainy> made Nini use dragon rage to blow up the wall and we ran through the hole."
  137. [04:50] <Lecia> DRAGON RAGE SOLVES EVERYTHING! Lecia isn't tired, but her player is getting there, so she seems content with being crushed. Ah well, nothing new!
  138. [04:51] <Rainy> That's okay, Rainy and the mawile army will cuddle the not-sleepy sleepy Lecia~
  139. 01[04:57] <Caleb> The Flashwile tries to escape the pile, and manages to do so with a couple bursts of speed, but after getting tripped by Juju, he falls over, rolls back into the nest, and sprawls out snoring logs. Being hyper takes a lot of energy!
  140. 01[04:57] <Caleb> ... SHE. FUCKING PRONOUNS!
  141. [04:58] <Rainy> "This'll be fun~"
  142. 01[04:58] <Caleb> Regardless, they all remain an adorable mess and talk about the birds and the Beedrill 'til the sun sets. ... Not THOSE Beedrill, mind you. Just shooting the shit and having a good time playing with adorable Mawile babbies. Possibly teaching them some cool tricks, too. 'cause hey, you never know with Rainy!
  143. 01[04:58] <Caleb> </Hnnnngh>
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