Combatwars review of Transvestite Hamster Crisis

Transvestite Hamster Crisis review by CombatWars

Summary:
In an era where a person's sexuality is cause for concern, this game represents the worst of our times in a humorous yet sad depiction. Sammy, the hamster, has found himself developing a set of breasts with a newfound desire to wear corsets and stockings. Faced with his growing desire, he turned towards his parents only to be rejected by the very people that made him. Running out of options, Sammy turned to the Drag Queens in order to make a living but all was not well. Amanda, another drag queen hamster, decided that enough was enough and sabotaged Sammy's show. Sammy found himself naked upon a desert with no recollection of who he was and how he got there.

Gameplay:
For a story as controversial as it seems, the gameplay is fairly bland. Sammy must run around the desert, picking up small pieces of his clothing which each brings a small bit of memory back for him. As a hamster, he must use the cacti and other stationary objects in the desert to evade the snakes, vultures, and scorpions in a gameplay style reminiscent to Splinter Cell games. Using the WASD keys to move, Shift key to scurry across the sand, Space key to slide, and Q key to crouch, Sammy must navigate the dangers of the desert all the while searching for food and for his missing memories(clothes).

Graphics:
For a game made in 2013, the retro-3D graphics fit this game well. As a graphics whore myself, I am more attuned towards high-end games with crazy high graphics even though my laptop would probably fail before it could run the game on ultimate. With that in mind, the graphics leave something to be desired but at the same time, your focus will likely to be split between the two swinging pixelated boobs and the swinging censored hamster dick as a naked hamster crosses the desert.

Sound:
Once again, the retro sound effects fit this game to a T. With the electro pop soundtrack blaring away as you race around the desert, to the annoying DING sound every time you pick up an item, this game has it all.
Replay value:

None whatsoever. Despite what you might think, there's only so many pixelated boob/censored hamster dick a person can look at before they get tired of it. Not only that, there's no RNG involved with how the clothing is placed so one playthrough will be enough to remember where everything is.
Overall:

A fun game for all ages except for those from 0-13. This game will attract your attention for the first few hours before you want to ragequit and smash your own computer until it's nothing by broken glass, plastic, and metal.  The overly invasive image of a hamster cock swinging in front of you will only make you question your own sexuality before thoughts of Emma Watson and blonde bimbos spring up in your mind to remind you that you are straight. Overall, I would say buy this game since it presents a topic that is usually skirted around in games.

Score: 6.9/10