Some like 'em large 5

>”Achoo!”
>you sniff, spending so much time in that cold water must have given you a chill
>now look what you did Boner
>you try in vain to brush the dust off your clothes
>you are on your way to Twilight’s after lying in the dirt for longer than you would care to admit…
>”But what about step 2 bro?”
>fuck step 2 and fuck you boner
>can’t take you anywhere….
>your thoughts go back to the image of heavy Rarity…what the fuck was that?
>truth is you don’t know. Besides, it’s lunch time and you need a break from Fluttershy’s sweet, buttery rolls…
>…makes you hungry…
>…and not for food…
>…
>didn’t even try to deny that one….well fuck…
>All well…..your’re still no horse fucker
>Twilight gets pissy if you don’t come around every few days and chat about Earth anyway…
>two birds with one stone.

>You greet Twilight with a sneeze and a sniff
>”Oh, Anon. You look….good?”
“Thanks, I am just back from the spa, had a great time.”
>you walk past purple smart
>judging from her expression she took the hint
>the unicorn catches up, walking next to you as you make your way to her study
>”I saw you talking to Fluttershy again, it’s good that you two are friends again.”
>the last thing you want to think about is Thunderthighshy…no more renegade boners today
>time to change the subject…and maybe get back at the pony for guilt tripping you into meeting “I have a mouth, I must eat.”
>but what….
>you smile
“Hey Twi, want to hear about the magic of friendship between nations back on earth?”
>The pony’s eyes light up, completely forgetting what she was saying
>”OH YES! That is highly relevant to my studies! Yes yes YES!”
>she pauses
>”Wait. Why are you only suggesting this now? This stuff is really important”
>your smile becomes a grin
“Oh a hard worker like you knows it’s best to break the ice on small topics before moving on to advanced studies.”
>the pony smiles at your response
>”Oh yeah, that was quite considerate of you Anon”
>she turns, collecting her diaries and stationary
“Oh the pleasure is all mine Twilight…The pleasure is all mine…”



“And that’s how the Red Army helped end the Holocaust!”
>you end your tale with a smile, looking at the purple mare
>despite being covered in fur she somehow managed to become pale…
>she licks her dry lips…
>”well...Anon…that was…”
“And I haven’t even told you about the fun they had once they got to Berl-“
>”WOW! Look at the, gee, I sure am hungry! Want some lunch!?”
>you suddenly feel an emptiness in your gut
>huh, you got so caught up in traumatising a p0ny due to your frustration over the objective sexiness of another p0ny you forgot that you were starving.
”yeah, I could eat”
>Twilight hastily gets up from her seat and makes her way to the door, thankful for the relief…
>perhaps you were to harsh
>…nah!
>when she gets back you’re going to bombardier her with stylised ultra-violence!
>Like the time the Zeppelin flying, baby eating Nazi vampires attacked London and then the Swiss guard went to fight them using Hueys and machine guns
>what she goanna do? Call bullshit?
>you laugh internally as you watch the pony head for the door
>Just then you notice her flank…
>and feel a familiar tingle

>no…
>”Hey bro…”
>nono no…
>”what if…”
>nononno…
>”Twilight put on some weight?”
>nonononoNONONONO!
>try as you might you can’t stop your mind conjuring up an image of Twilight with thick layers of flab dangling from her body
>you are not in the study anymore, but rather Twilights bedroom
>the mare puts her forelegs on her bunk, showing off her think, blubbery rump
>Twilight turns, gives a gentle smile and says…
>”coming to bed anon?”
HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
>”I HUNGER!”
>Damn that’s uncomfortable!
>your head thumps against the small table, followed by your other head
>this situation went tits up real fast!
>you need to get to safety!
>if Twilight catches on then you’ll never hear the end of the human mating questions!
>Oh god the spaghetti!
>it hard to move with the tightness it your pants
>but you need to go befor-!
>“Anon! I got some snacks!”
>well fuck
>…
>you can’t help but feel you deserve this…

>Oh shit son!
>you can’t just hide it under the table! Sooner or later she’s going to catch on!
>The purple unicorn places a tray of assorted snacks on the table
>”Help yourself Anon”
>you smile weakly at her
“ T-thanks Twi”
>the unicorn catches on to your change in tone almost immediately
>you need to get outta here!
>”Is something wrong Anon…?”
>Come on, come on! Think Anon!
“Oh, j-just fine….it’s just….”
>you need to get her out of the room Anon!
>you notice the mare forgot to fill the usual jug
“I am super thirsty! Y-yeah….all that talking about…stuff…”
>”Oh, woops silly me.”
>the mare turns her head toward the door
>”SPIKE, ARE YOU STILL IN THE KITCHEN!? “
>”YEAH!” you hear the small dragon yell back
>”I FORGOT TO BRING UP THE JUG OF JUCIE, DO YOU MIND GETTING IT, THANKS?”
>”SURE THING!”
>well…fuck
>The mare turns back to you
>”So Anon Should we continue?

”N-no?”
>You need to escape!
>and why does she still want to talk about the greatest atrocities of the twentieth century!?
>Fuck!
>Twilights cocks her head
>”Why? What’s the matter anon?”
>Think…think..thi-
“AAAAAAHCOO!”
>wait!
>that’s it!
“I feel really sick at the moment!”
>you clutch your gut and fake a heave
”uggggh…could you get me a bucket…?
>as you look you stare into the face of Thighheavy
>NO! This….isn’t….really….happing!
>you shut your eyes
>you are no horsefucker!

>you open your eyes to look into the face of a mare that clearly isn’t convinced
>”Well you do look a little red and sweaty…strange…especially since you were fine 5 minutes ago.”
>the mare comes in closer, studying you
>you can partially smell her sweet scent
>you mind is racing, conjuring images of all three of your fantasies together, coaxing you, wanting you
>”I SHALL NOT BE DENIED!”
>Shut the fuck up Boner!
>think fast Anon!
>”In fact Anon…If I didn’t know better…I’d say-“
>you point to the open window
“HEY! IS THAT THE PRINCESS?”
>at once the mare abandons her train of through, turning to check
>”WHAT!? WHERE!?”
>in a single move you turn your pointed hand on yourself, shoving your extending finger down your gullet
>you heave again, this time for real, spraying the table in vomit
>The mare turns to inspect the noise, only to recoil in horror
>”ANON! Ahhh, stay right here I’ll get the mop...bucket…ohhhhh!”
>The mare dashes out of the room, knocking over her jug carrying assistant who just emerged through the door way
>NOW’S YOUR CHANCE
>GOTTAFASTGO!
>in an instant you are out of your seat and through the door, stumbling the baby dragon before he could recover from his fall…
>The images are still flooding your head! Walls of flab closing in!
>you look down at you crotch, you can’t go outside like this!
>Where to where to!
>OF COURSE THE ONLY ROOM WITH A LOCK!
>you rush to Twilights bathroom and lock the door
>”well…”
>you feel a twitch, reminding you of the presence of your foe
>”Alone at last….”

>in the relative safety of the bathroom you can confront your dick
>you turn on the cold water tap…
>”Go ahead….douse me with water…”
>you test the temperature of the water
>”It won’t do you any good…you just see any of their behinds and well…”
>The visions of the three heavy ponies flare up in your mind once again
>your penis throbs, confirming your fears…
>W-what can you do!?
>you can’t go out!
>not like this.....
>”Well…there is one thing you can do…”
>you imagine placing your arms in two of the mares while positioning yourself behind the Flutts’, huge rump
>your hand wraps itself around his dick against your will
>ohno!
>there has to be another way!
>”There isn’t!”
>in your mind you build up a steady pace behind the p0nies, sending the smell of mare juices and moans of pleasure into the air as their rolls of flab ripple back and forth
>regaining your senses you see your hand moving a similar pace
>Please…no…
>”YOU MUST CONTINUE!”
>I-I don’t
>”YOU!”
>”MUST”
>”FINISH!”
>You’re back in your fantasy world, you climax, falling forward into the sea of flab, snuggling in deep into the three mares you feel safe, content…happy…
>You snap back to reality…
>you feel your boner go soft in your hand…
>y-you didn’t…
>you inspect the room…
 >you did….
>you fall to your knees….
>defeated…he won….
>”Anon…are you okay in there?”
>you hear a concerned voice through the door….
“Y-yeah….just….fine.”
>you sniff
>”Anon…? Are you crying?”
>you sniff again, rubbing the dampness from your eyes
”N-no…”
“just sick…”

“Still not clean! Still not clean!”
>you rub the brush hard on your skin
>you can’t get the shame of!
>you ended your session with Twilight early...
>you need to go home….need to get clean….
>But it won’t come off….
>it just won’t
“STILL NOT CLEAN!!!”
>you throw the brush against the wall in frustration
>damn it!
>”I don’t see what your problem is….”
>shut up, I don’t want to talk to you….
>”But don’t you see, no matter how much you scrub you’ll never be clean….”
>Shut up!
>”Because quite simply…we can’t choose are fetishes…”
>”But now that you’ve overcome your own prejudices…how do you feel?”
>You pause and think….
>you…feel…
>”Liberated! Free!”
>But…
>”The shame was just a construct of your own creation! You only needed to break down the first wall.”
>you sit…digesting this new information…
>But in…you…in public
>”Complete Pride and happiness cannot co-exist Anon, don’t you see!”
>”I had to help you overcome!”
>”not because I like you….”
>”But because I am you.”
>it all makes sense…you are attracted to Fluttershy…ever since you saw her that fateful day…
>b-but shes….
>”Does it matter, for the sake of happiness?!”
>n-no….
>”Then say it….
“I-I am a horsefucker….”
>I can’t hear you…
“I am a horsefucker….”
>”Louder!”
>You stand tall in your shower!
>”I AM A HORSEFUCKER AND I AM PROUD!!!”
>”good…you are ready for the final test….”
>no hold on, after all the shit I put her through it would be rude just to go up and ask for a fuck…
>No boner, if we do this we do this my way, real fancy like.
>”….”
“well what do you say…partners?”
>”sure thing bro.”
>”sure thing….”