Thats what she said

>you are anonymous
>and you are currently playing hide and seek with a certain filly
>”I wonder if she’s...HERE!”
>no, nothing under your bed either
>you hear her giggle ring throughout the house
>damn Dandelion is good at this
>you leave your bedroom and make way towards the bathroom
>you’ve gone trough every possible hiding place in your house that you could think of
>this is actually boggling your mind right now
>you open the door to your bathroom and look around but find nothing
>you scratch your head
>you honestly have no idea where she could be
>”Dandelion, how about we stop playing now?”
>...
>no answer
>well, you have no idea where to look next
>you turn around and
>...
>Dandelion is right there, smiling before you
>”...were you behind me the entire time?”
>Dandelion gives you a cheerful nod
>well, now you feel like a retard
“What will we play next Anon?”
>”Ummm... I think I will tuck you in instead since you were supposed to be asleep about 3 hours ago”
>Dandelion gives you a cute pout
“But Anoo-oon....”
>Dandelion seriously needs to stop using that massive cute-weapon of hers
>”No buts, time to go to bed”
>Dandelion starts to giggle as you lift her up
“You said butts”
>you carry the slightly giggling filly to her bed and tuck her in
>dandelion shifts about cutely as she searches for the perfect position in her mess of blankets and pillows as you ponder if you should tell her a bedtime story
>but you decide against it since it would only fire her up again
>Dandelion turns her sparkling eyes at you
“Is it going to be another cold night Anon?”
>you give Dandelion a nod, these last two days have been freezing
>”You should sink deeper into that warm pile”
“That’s what she said”
>”Dammit Dandelion not again”
>you teached her that joke and she’s been having a field day with it
>”You should stop using that joke so much. It’s not impressing anyone“
“That’s what she said”
>Son of a-
>”Dandelion please, just go to bed”
>Dandelion gives you another cute nod
>you start to leave the room and flip off the lights
“Anon?”
>”Yes Dandelion?”
“Can Dandelion ask you a question?”
>”Sure. Let it out and fire it at me”
“That’s what she said”
>you slam Dandelions door shut as she giggles
“Anonymous Dandelion is sorry, come back!”
>you open the door and look at Dandelion
>her eyes seem a bit teary and you can’t help but to soften the bit grumpy look on your face as you point at the switch to her dim little nightlight
>”How about I put this on and make you feel better?”
“That’s what she said”
>you slam Dandelions door close and start to walk to your own bedroom
“Wait Anon com back, Dandelion is sorry”
>”Suck a dick Dandelion I’m going to sleep”