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>Day Peculiar in Equestia.
>You're Anon, master of...
>Just about nothing, except for procrastinating.
>You guess you could call yourself, a Masterwaiter.
>You are sitting in your living room, waiting for something to happen.
>What are you waiting for?
>You...
>You don't righly know.
>Anyways, time to feed your-
>Wait, that's right, you're waiting until morning.
>You check your watch.
>8 PM.
>It's gonna be a long wait.
>Fuckin 12 hours later, you getoff of your couch, and walk to your door.
>You exit your house, and find a sword laying on your front porch.
>A true piece of Japanese art work.
>A katana.
>When you pick it up, you learn an array of tips, tricks, and all around bad-assery.
>That, is when you start to travel.
>After a small amount of time, you find yourself in a field.
>Upon further to the area around you, you find a small army of Gryphons, Minotaurs, and Diamond Dogs.
>Taking a more defensive stance with the sword, you size up the army, with your tactical wits.
>Some of the Diamond Dogs start to advance onto you, which seems to activate your new skills.
>Within a small amount of time, about three or four minutes, you dispatched about a platoon sized group.
>Then come the Gryphons.
>They were a bit harder to finish, but you got them out of the way.
>Then, the Minotaurs.
>When you finish cutting through one of the last ones, you notice a lone Minotaur.
>You move to cut through him, but he deflect your slice, and Stabs you with a small dagger, into your heart.
>He leans down to whisper into your ear.
>[spoiler]Pssh... Nothin' personal, kid...[/spoiler]
>As yourvision fades to black, you see the Mountain that Canterlot rests upon.
>The prodical son finally lays still.
>
>[spoiler]Reload checkpoint? y/n[/spoiler]
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>[spoiler]y[/spoiler]
>
>[spoiler]Your eyes snap open, to find that you are standing on your front  porch, the Sword laying in front of you.[/spoiler]
>[spoiler]You take a glove, and pick up the sword and bury it in the woods.[/spoiler]
>God help anyone that finds it.