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        <text>Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.</text>
        <author>Calvin</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Imagination is the beginning of creation.</text>
        <author>George Bernard Shaw</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.</text>
        <author>Bernard Berenson</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they’ll sleep at night.</text>
        <author>Otto von Bismark</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.</text>
        <author>Otto von Bismark</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you can invent.</text>
        <author>William Blake</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>It requires more courage to suffer than to die.</text>
        <author>Napoleon Bonaparte</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.</text>
        <author>Napoleon Bonaparte</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power.</text>
        <author>Jacob Bronowski</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Humor is just another defense against the universe.</text>
        <author>Mel Brooks</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.</text>
        <author>A. Whitney Brown</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.</text>
        <author>William F. Buckley, Jr.</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.</text>
        <author>Michelangelo Buonarroti</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.</text>
        <author>Andrew Carnegie</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.</text>
        <author>M. Kathleen Casey</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Carthage must be destroyed.</text>
        <author>Cato the Elder</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>We live in a rainbow of chaos.</text>
        <author>Paul Cezanne</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>It's not the world that's gotten so much worse, but the news coverage that's gotten so much better.</text>
        <author>Gilbert Keith Chesterton</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>If you’re going through hell, keep going.</text>
        <author>Sir Winston Churchill</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>You can always trust the Americans. In the end they will do the right thing, after they have eliminated all the other possibilities.</text>
        <author>Sir Winston Churchill</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The future isn’t what it used to be.</text>
        <author>Arthur C. Clarke</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation.</text>
        <author>Georges Clemenceau</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The ark was built by amateurs, and the Titanic by the experts. Don’t wait for the experts.</text>
        <author>Murray Cohen</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The appearance of sincerity counts for more than actual truthfulness. </text>
        <author>Glen Cook</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>History is a vast early warning system.</text>
        <author>Norman Cousins</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>It’s dangerous because it can create the illusion of understanding and the illusion of control. Some problems in the world are not bullet-izable.</text>
        <author>Brigadier general H. R. McMaster (about Powerpoint)</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Tactics is knowing what to do when there is something to do. Strategy is knowing what to do when there is nothing to do.</text>
        <author>Savielly Tartakower</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>A ship in the harbour is safe, but that's not why ships were built.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>But Charlie, remember what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. . . . He lived happily ever after.</text>
        <author>Willi Wonka from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth or the only truth.</text>
        <author>Charles A. Dana</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Efficiency is intelligent laziness.</text>
        <author>David Dunham</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.</text>
        <author>Bob Dylan</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.</text>
        <author>Abba Eban</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive.</text>
        <author>Ben Edlund</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.</text>
        <author>Albert Einstein</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.</text>
        <author>Ralph Waldo Emerson</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.</text>
        <author>M. C. Escher</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong.</text>
        <author>David Fasold</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything.</text>
        <author>Peter Flom</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.</text>
        <author>Errol Flynn</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. </text>
        <author>Malcolm Forbes</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>A clean desk is a sign of an empty mind.</text>
        <author>Justice Felix Frankfurter</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.</text>
        <author>Sigmund Freud</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I am not confused, I'm just well mixed.</text>
        <author>Robert Frost</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>First, they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.</text>
        <author>Mahatma Gandhi</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.</text>
        <author>Ed Gardner</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Life is the childhood of our immortality.</text>
        <author>Johann Wolfgang von Goethe</author>
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        <text>There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.</text>
        <author>Johann Wolfgang von Goethe</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.</text>
        <author>William Ernest Henley</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I do not think -- therefore I am not.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Do you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed?</text>
        <author></author>
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        <text>The day Microsoft makes something that does not suck will probably be the day they start making vacuum cleaners.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.</text>
        <author>Larry Wall</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness," but that doesn't work.</text>
        <author>Gallager</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The real world is a special case.</text>
        <author>Horngren's Observation</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. </text>
        <author>Woody Allen</author>
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        <text>Working software is the primary measure of progress.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I'm a programmer. People seem to think I can fix their computer problems. I guess they never wonder where those problems came from.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Software is finished when the last person stops using it.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>You are not expected to understand this.</text>
        <author>Unix 6th Edition Kernel Source Code Comment</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.</text>
        <author>Brian Kernighan</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.</text>
        <author>Cory Doctorow</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is '//'</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>There's nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.</text>
        <author>William Shakespeare</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.</text>
        <author>Marcel Proust</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Any ship can be a minesweeper … once.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. </text>
        <author>Calvin (and Hobbes) by Bill Watterson</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>A true friend stabs you in the front.</text>
        <author>Oscar Wilde</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.</text>
        <author>Oscar Wilde</author>
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        <text>Only the winners decide what were war crimes.</text>
        <author>Gary Wills</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence.</text>
        <author>Napoleon</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. </text>
        <author>Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Deleted code is debugged code.</text>
        <author>Jeff Sickel</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>"Technology" is everything that has been invented after you were born.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>It is great to have something unfinished because it implies room for growth.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? / That's not my department", says Wernher von Braun. </text>
        <author>Tom Lehrer</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons!</text>
        <author>Cave Johnson</author>
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        <text>Courage is grace under pressure.</text>
        <author>Ernest Hemingway</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?</text>
        <author>Ernest Hemingway</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Never confuse movement with action.</text>
        <author>Ernest Hemingway</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.</text>
        <author>Ernest Hemingway</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>The first draft of anything is shit.</text>
        <author>Ernest Hemingway</author>
    </quote>
    <quote>
        <text>The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof, shit detector.</text>
        <author>Ernest Hemingway</author>
    </quote>
    <quote>
        <text>If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.</text>
        <author>Ernest Hemingway</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there is a cure.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Just because code is logic doesn't mean problems are logical.</text>
        <author>Holman</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>You can't trust quotes on the internet.</text>
        <author>Benjamin Franklin</author>
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        <text>16. Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written, and another for which it wasn't.</text>
        <author>Alan J. Perlis</author>
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        <text>31. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it. </text>
        <author>Alan J. Perlis</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>41. Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress. </text>
        <author>Alan J. Perlis</author>
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        <text>58. Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it. </text>
        <author>Alan J. Perlis</author>
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        <text>63. When we write programs that "learn", it turns out that we do and they don't. </text>
        <author>Alan J. Perlis</author>
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        <text>66. Making something variable is easy. Controlling duration of constancy is the trick. </text>
        <author>Alan J. Perlis</author>
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        <text>71. Documentation is like term insurance: It satisfies because almost no one who subscribes to it depends on its benefits. </text>
        <author>Alan J. Perlis</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Being honest may not get you many friends but it'll always get you the right ones.</text>
        <author>John Lennon</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Never offend someone with style when you can offend them with substance.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>:-P</text>
        <author>Albert Einstein</author>
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        <text>Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. </text>
        <author></author>
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        <text>Errare humanum est.</text>
        <author>Cicero</author>
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        <text>Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.</text>
        <author>Ashleigh Brilliant</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I don't like using my brain, and avoid doing so whenever possible. Overuse dulls a sharp blade.</text>
        <author>Richard Heathfield</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it.</text>
        <author>Lloyd Alexander</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Facts aren't the truth. They only indicate where the truth may lie. </text>
        <author>Clarence Walker Barron</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.</text>
        <author>Alan Alda</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.</text>
        <author>Robert A. Heinlein</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!</text>
        <author>Blair Houghton</author>
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        <text>Genius is the capacity for evading hard work.</text>
        <author>Elbert Green Hubbard</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Simplicity - the art of maximizing the amount of work not done - is essential.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Java = C++--</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Hope is not a strategy.</text>
        <author></author>
    </quote>
    <quote>
        <text>If the question is wrong, the answer is irrelevant.</text>
        <author></author>
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        <text>Confidence, n.: The feeling you have before you understand the situation</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Let the code run free, if it needs to be debugged, it will come back.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>My programs don't have bugs, they just develop random features.</text>
        <author></author>
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        <text>It takes an intelligent person to build something complex; it takes a genius to build something simple.</text>
        <author></author>
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        <text>Abstraction is selective ignorance</text>
        <author>Andrew Koenig</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>If we wanted you to understand it, we wouldn't call it 'code'.</text>
        <author></author>
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        <text>The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead. </text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve your problem then you're not using enough of it.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Hey it compiles! Ship it!</text>
        <author></author>
    </quote>
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        <text>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.</text>
        <author>Arthur C. Clarke</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Google will provide knowledge, but it cannot provide skill.</text>
        <author></author>
    </quote>
    <quote>
        <text>Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Linux is only free if your time has no value.</text>
        <author>Jamie Zawinski</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.</text>
        <author>Edsger Dijkstra</author>
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        <text>Vi is a subset of evil.</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.</text>
        <author>Keith Bostic</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.</text>
        <author>Alan Kay</author>
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    <quote>
        <text>Nine people can't make a baby in a month.</text>
        <author>Fred Brooks</author>
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        <text>There's no test like production!</text>
        <author></author>
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    <quote>
        <text>A Turin Turambar turun ambartanen!</text>
        <author>Niniel</author>
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