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  1.  
  2. Zion
  3. Is the giclops still around?
  4. rascalywabit
  5. You see the giclops where you left him, chasing around random hoards of horses, along with one black stallion in particular with the something emblazoned on his haunches.
  6. The mass of black clouds surrounding your quest beds is there still, and they probably will continue to not go anywhere
  7. Zion
  8. I call my sprite.
  9. rascalywabit
  10. You do?
  11. How?
  12. Zion
  13. Using the amulet he gave me.
  14. rascalywabit
  15. Oh noooooooo stuff i forgot...
  16. Zion
  17. I can call him, right?
  18. rascalywabit
  19. In any case, Jackalopesprite pops up lazily somehow
  20. Zion
  21. "hey"
  22. rascalywabit
  23. Just, the flash of light was lazy, he made that a thing
  24. What the hell was the point of the rabbit prototyping?
  25. Zion
  26. "you told me I wouldn't need your help with this"
  27. "just stick around, in case something goes awry, alright?"
  28. rascalywabit
  29. "moose noise"
  30. Zion
  31. "you do realize moose don't actually say 'moose noise', right?"
  32. "anyway, thanks"
  33. rascalywabit
  34. "Wow no wait."
  35. "seriously?"
  36. Zion
  37. "yup"
  38. rascalywabit
  39. "........ rabbit noise."
  40. Zion
  41. "that's not a thing either"
  42. * Zion turns her back towards the sprite and starts walking towards the giclops
  43. Zion
  44. Before she shows herself to it, she goes over her sylladex.
  45. Checking if there's anything that could help her versus the giclops.
  46. rascalywabit
  47. What do you have?
  48. Zion
  49. She quickly summons the can opener, Tower of Tom, and Zelphina's ring.
  50. She puts on the ring.
  51. Thoughts of her mother pass through her head.
  52. rascalywabit
  53. You put on the ring. Also as a stand aside, the Tower of Tom is my greatest creation
  54. Zion
  55. What is the Giclops doing? How close is it?
  56. rascalywabit
  57. It's speed is...
  58. Not as fast as the horses
  59. But it is faster than you
  60. Zion
  61. Has it seen me yet?
  62. rascalywabit
  63. It is chasing things around about 750 feet out.
  64. No.
  65. Zion
  66. I open the Tower of Tom, and with one hand on my nose and Tower of Tom in the other, I start moving towards it.
  67. rascalywabit
  68. The power of the stench..
  69. ITS
  70. POWERFUL
  71. Zion
  72. I am determined.
  73. ← Pissy has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  74. rascalywabit
  75. You can smell it regardless of nose block, but as you say, Zion is nothing if not stubborn
  76. Any Horses in the area decide that now is an ample time to get the fuck out
  77. Zion
  78. "Oi! Shithead!"
  79. rascalywabit
  80. And the Giclops looks around confused as to what the hell he just heard
  81. Zion
  82. "Yeah! That's right!"
  83. "I'm talking to you you twolegged dong!"
  84. rascalywabit
  85. He looks at you, finally noting that you exist.
  86. * Zion spits
  87. rascalywabit
  88. His single eye stares blankly in your general direction
  89. Zion
  90. "Leave those horses the fuck alone!"
  91. rascalywabit
  92. roll 1d20-2
  93. DICEBOT
  94. rascalywabit rolled 1d20-2 [ 1d20=18 ]{16}
  95. Zion
  96. roll 1d20+2
  97. DICEBOT
  98. Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  99. rascalywabit
  100. He walks towards you, now his attention on whatever the fuck you are.
  101. Zion
  102. How close is he?
  103. rascalywabit
  104. He can close the distance fairly quickly, being tall as shit
  105. But he is still not in attack range
  106. Zion
  107. I prepare my action to, as soon as he comes within range, throw the tower of tom in his eye.
  108. ← Sd has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  109. rascalywabit
  110. He's pretty high up, that would have to be a str roll
  111. Zion
  112. To hit the eye?
  113. rascalywabit
  114. No to even get the can that high in the first place
  115. You'll have to roll dex afterwards too
  116. Zion
  117. roll 1d20 Str
  118. DICEBOT
  119. Zion rolled 1d20 Str [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  120. Zion
  121. roll 1d20+2 dex
  122. DICEBOT
  123. Zion rolled 1d20+2 dex [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
  124. rascalywabit
  125. He reaches where you are, and your TOWER of TOM hits his chest uselessly.
  126. Zion
  127. Bleh.
  128. rascalywabit
  129. The smell covers him, and it is highly unpleasant.
  130. However, he doesn't mind it so much
  131. It is now the Giclops' turn
  132. roll 1d20+7
  133. DICEBOT
  134. rascalywabit rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=1 ]{8}
  135. Zion
  136. Meep.
  137. rascalywabit
  138. He accidentally slams his fist behind himself.
  139. Wow what? How did that happen?
  140. He's facing away from you for reasons now
  141. Zion
  142. I take this opportunity to rend his back with unBearAble.
  143. roll 1d20+2
  144. DICEBOT
  145. Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
  146. Zion
  147. roll 2d6+2
  148. DICEBOT
  149. Zion rolled 2d6+2 [ 2d6=3 ]{5}
  150. rascalywabit
  151. You do so, shoving unBearAble in the direction of his Foot
  152. Zion
  153. Then I prepare to block.
  154. rascalywabit
  155. You hit, and the huge dude just turns around towards you.
  156. Zion
  157. roll 1d4
  158. DICEBOT
  159. Zion rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  160. rascalywabit
  161. roll 1d20+7
  162. DICEBOT
  163. rascalywabit rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=17 ]{24}
  164. rascalywabit
  165. roll 1d6+7
  166. DICEBOT
  167. rascalywabit rolled 1d6+7 [ 1d6=1 ]{8}
  168. rascalywabit
  169. You are slammed into the ground, the Giclops pretty much pile driving you.
  170. Zion
  171. 36/44
  172. I realize that defense won't do me much good versus this guy.
  173. Its do or die.
  174. Despite the piledrive, I quickly recover due to logic and levels.
  175. The bear claws move quickly.
  176. roll 2#1d20+2
  177. DICEBOT
  178. Zion rolled 2#1d20+2 [ 1d20=13 ]{15}, [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  179. Zion
  180. roll 2d6+2
  181. DICEBOT
  182. Zion rolled 2d6+2 [ 2d6=6 ]{8}
  183. Zion
  184. Then I look around the area for anything that could act as cover if shit hits the fan.
  185. rascalywabit
  186. You move and look for anything that could potentially save your ass from what you just got yourself into
  187. You see the mountainish place where the machine and jackalopesprite are. You see...
  188. Nothing.
  189. Plains
  190. You still have a move roll, do you wish to use it?
  191. Zion
  192. Making sure it doesn't look like I'm fleeing, I start moving towards the machine.
  193. rascalywabit
  194. Combat movement takes quite a lot longer, and you will find that the Giclops has more moves than you
  195. He keeps up easily, going for a one handed strike
  196. roll 1d20+7
  197. DICEBOT
  198. rascalywabit rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=17 ]{24}
  199. rascalywabit
  200. roll 1d4+7
  201. DICEBOT
  202. rascalywabit rolled 1d4+7 [ 1d4=4 ]{11}
  203. Zion
  204. This is getting repetetive.
  205. rascalywabit
  206. Another punch, you get rekt and slammed into the ground.
  207. Zion
  208. 25/44
  209. "You'll regret that."
  210. Again with the double swipe.
  211. roll 2#1d20+2
  212. DICEBOT
  213. Zion rolled 2#1d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}, [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
  214. Zion
  215. roll 4d6+4
  216. DICEBOT
  217. Zion rolled 4d6+4 [ 4d6=15 ]{19}
  218. Zion
  219. I keep moving towards the machine.
  220. rascalywabit
  221. You do so, the machine and salvation being about 200 feet away
  222. Damn...
  223. Where the hell is jackalopebro?
  224. Zion
  225. He's nowhere to be seen?
  226. rascalywabit
  227. Nope.
  228. This dude ditched you
  229. Hella
  230. Anyway, Giclops catches up again, throws another punch
  231. Zion
  232. What an unbro.
  233. rascalywabit
  234. roll 1d20+7
  235. DICEBOT
  236. rascalywabit rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=12 ]{19}
  237. rascalywabit
  238. roll 1d4+7
  239. DICEBOT
  240. rascalywabit rolled 1d4+7 [ 1d4=4 ]{11}
  241. Zion
  242. 14/44
  243. 1 or 2 more hits like that.
  244. At least I'm going to take it like a woman.
  245. roll 2#1d20+2
  246. DICEBOT
  247. Zion rolled 2#1d20+2 [ 1d20=1 ]{3}, [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  248. Zion
  249. or not.
  250. rascalywabit
  251. This is bad
  252. Zion might be regreting her decision to poke the metaphorical tiger
  253. Zion
  254. #worth
  255. I keep moving towards the machine.
  256. rascalywabit
  257. You do so
  258. The Giclops is a little bit dumb
  259. but he realizes that his new play thing would be gone if you reached that black cloud
  260. So he does something different
  261. roll 1d20+7
  262. DICEBOT
  263. rascalywabit rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=1 ]{8}
  264. Zion
  265. Whatever it was, he fails.
  266. rascalywabit
  267. Or not, He fails his grappling attempt, and you are free to continue.
  268. Zion
  269. roll 2#1d20+2
  270. DICEBOT
  271. Zion rolled 2#1d20+2 [ 1d20=7 ]{9}, [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
  272. Zion
  273. roll 4d6+4
  274. DICEBOT
  275. Zion rolled 4d6+4 [ 4d6=17 ]{21}
  276. Zion
  277. The rending is frantic now.
  278. But stubborn.
  279. Angry.
  280. rascalywabit
  281. You move again
  282. One more turn, and you will be homefree
  283. One more turn
  284. He attempts to grab you again.
  285. roll 1d20+7
  286. DICEBOT
  287. rascalywabit rolled 1d20+7 [ 1d20=7 ]{14}
  288. Zion
  289. roll 1d20+2
  290. DICEBOT
  291. Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  292. rascalywabit
  293. You get grabbed...
  294. His hand closes around you, and you struggle to do anything
  295. This is REALLY bad
  296. rascalywabit
  297. You lose the ability to move, and minor and major actions have a disadvantage
  298. He brings you close to his mouth, breathing in your face.
  299. Zion
  300. I double rend him in the eye.
  301. rascalywabit
  302. The smell of bad breath mixes in with TOM
  303. Zion
  304. roll 2#1d20+2
  305. DICEBOT
  306. Zion rolled 2#1d20+2 [ 1d20=17 ]{19}, [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
  307. Zion
  308. roll 2#1d20+2
  309. DICEBOT
  310. Zion rolled 2#1d20+2 [ 1d20=2 ]{4}, [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
  311. rascalywabit
  312. You hit, sliding unBearAble across his eyes
  313. The pain causes him to clench his hands in pain, throwing you randomly when he flails at the sudden pain.
  314. You sail, flying to the left of the Giclops
  315. It is a long fall.
  316. rascalywabit
  317. 6d6
  318. roll 6d6
  319. DICEBOT
  320. rascalywabit rolled 6d6 [ 6d6=21 ]{21}
  321. Zion
  322. Ded
  323. rascalywabit
  324. You land, bones breaking and the light escaping from your eyes instantly.
  325. Zion
  326. ==== RETCON ====
  327. roll 1d20 to hang on to his hand
  328. DICEBOT
  329. Zion rolled 1d20 to hang on to his hand [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
  330. Zion
  331. nope
  332. rip
  333. rascalywabit
  334. The Giclops walks away, convinced in his victory over you
  335. The Horses come back
  336. Along with the beautiful black stallion
  337. They cry single horse tears
  338. 'You were our favorite to molest'
  339. they neigh
  340. How ironic
  341. That your demise would be in the very proximity of some horses
  342. How very ironic indeed.
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