lol wat

Self proclaimed "Community Loving Modder", Reika has created a new system which he believes will change the way how all users will think, or do not think. This genius has created this new system to allow these users of "lower intelligence" to be able to correctly perform a bug report. The way how this new and amazing feature works is that it will literally have the face of Reika (with a tail on his head) at the top of your screen, if you do any act which the dragonmaster disagrees with, the screen will flash black and blue and his face will start shouting at you. I tried having a look at the source code to see when this change was made and how dangerous it could be, but on the Github the only change I could find was called “Update”, which I doubt contains the code.

After hearing of this "genius" feature, we seeked after Reika for an interview. After weeks of searching we found him in a cave, resting above a brightly coloured egg, after a large amount of coaxing (including the soul of a young child) the only thing he had to say was - "This will finally stop the harassment of incorrect bug reports I gained on the FTB and Minecraft forums. Using this time I will finally be able to recreate the modding community into something which is more suitable for me.." We were then told to leave the premise because we were told that we were "Bullies who were witch hunting him", with the fire from his flamethrower hat making the back of my hair catch alight.

Some modders have been claiming that this is a piece of propaganda to create the "furtopia" that one of Reikas 12 disciples called “JeasePudas” leaked the concept of. Creator of the one and only spaceship, KingLemming was the head of the anti support group trying to destroy the "vicious destruction of our community". KingLemming told us that "When I created the Minecraft community on a dark sunday after I launched the shuttle to Galacticraft, I did not envision a so called 'modder' like Reika trying to claim control over it. This propaganda will end my reign of control over what I hold dear." KingLemming was then found etching 'You will end up like Greggy' on a Redstone infused Invar Sickle.

Now we are all unsure as to what will happen with this “Machine of propaganda”, which the Lemming-meister later called it, but I believe there could be a even more devilish idea behind this monstrous “feature”. At this point I do not know what will happen to me after posting these truths that I found, I fear that there are certain individuals that may come for me. Because of that I have posted my finding with the gracious people of r/FTB. I hope this will serve you well.