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  1. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> ohai
  2. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Hi, I liked a VPS
  3. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> What one should I get?
  4. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> HEY SACHIN
  5. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Sachin: Guess what!
  6. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Sachin: I create open source code for my PI to automatically pump from my hookah into my mouth
  7. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> I know right Sachin
  8. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Hey
  9. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Sachin
  10. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> You should come over to Freenode to #lowendbox
  11. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Everyone their will love you
  12. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> I know right
  13. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Johnston does great things for me
  14. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> We should create a cult Sachin
  15. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> My idol
  16. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> DIETY
  17. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> SACRAFICE ME YOU PUSSY
  18. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> ah man, I can't figure out how to get high
  19. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> http://i.imgur.com/CTjr97N.jpg
  20. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> I went to the store, they gave me this device and a large glass thing with a house
  21. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> I went down the street and paid $200 for a little bag of weed
  22. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> but I am not seeing starships
  23. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Hey Chat0320
  24. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Buddy ol pal
  25. Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> ohai
  26. Oct 18 11:31:43 <Derek> So lonely
  27. Oct 18 11:31:43 <Derek> Afraid to get real friends
  28. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> ohai
  29. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Hi, I liked a VPS
  30. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What one should I get?
  31. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Hi, I liked a VPS
  32. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What one should I get?
  33. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Well, it will be getting close to 70 to 80k conn/s
  34. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I runs in 256MB of ram
  35. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I just want to make sure your hardware is of quality
  36. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> err, 70-80k per minute
  37. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What location would get less DCMA's?
  38. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I on average get 160/day
  39. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> meh, torrentting is illegal
  40. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I am providing a service
  41. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What if its a automated response?
  42. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> You guys should email back requesting it to be sent via Mail
  43. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: I'm looking for about 500-1GB of ram, 4Cores and 8-10tb in bandwidth monthly
  44. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> :/
  45. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Well then
  46. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Do you allow Tor Websites to be hosted?
  47. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> So Jordan
  48. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Hows your day going?
  49. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> ah man
  50. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> You guys are no fun
  51. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What can I host then?
  52. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> But hosting a tor website is legal
  53. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Why? Are you required by the NSA to monitor users or something?
  54. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Why's it so cheap?
  55. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I want quality
  56. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Not NSA-wannabes monitoring my ever command
  57. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What do you consider malicious Jordan?
  58. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> You guys have a AUP?
  59. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Where?
  60. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Thats sad.
  61. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> You guys shouldn't be putting exploitable code in a production environment
  62. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Whats WHMCS jordan?
  63. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: How long have you been in business?
  64. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Are you the owner?
  65. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> How long have you worked here?
  66. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> wow, thats a long time
  67. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> So your a experienced bluevmer, right Jordan?
  68. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Whats one thing you hate about your job?
  69. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Um, no?
  70. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I'm a honest buyer
  71. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I want to know how the employees are treated
  72. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: is bluevm franchised?
  73. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Conner: Are you a employee?
  74. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Now, before I spend my money, are you guys osha compliancant?
  75. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> :(
  76. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> So you work from home?
  77. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Hows that like?
  78. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Do you make a livable income?
  79. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What do you do for BlueVM?
  80. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Are you overworked at all?
  81. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Why don't you work more Jordan?
  82. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Are you saying your employer doesn't give you enough work?
  83. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Are you happy with your manager/boss?
  84. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> If there was one thing you would want to change about him
  85. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> what would it be?
  86. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Connor: Freenode > TrollCity
  87. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> #hardware is best to troll
  88. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Who said I am trolling?
  89. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I need a new IRC bouncer
  90. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> na, I need to use my domains
  91. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Do you offer IPv6?
  92. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Connor: Custom vhosts
  93. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> ya bro
  94. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Well, how much are IP's with BlueVM
  95. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Is it possible you can match?
  96. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I need like 10IP's
  97. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Could you guys do 10IP's, 128MB of ram and 3GB of transfer for $6-7/mo?
  98. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> PTR Records
  99. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> like i.like.to.hackzor.to
  100. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Well, I can't afford much
  101. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I am poor and depressed
  102. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Where do you live?
  103. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Ah, so your a brit
  104. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> ah man
  105. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I had to move my dog to the floor and now he's all pissed
  106. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> He's like a built-in radiator that likes to put all his weight on you
  107. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I guess I'll give him some left overs from work
  108. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Ah man
  109. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Now his head is on my knee
  110. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Do you have any animals?
  111. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> dog/puppy?
  112. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Then you know how they can be your best friend right?
  113. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Well, my best friend eats a lot and I have to get expensive food for him
  114. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Because he gets bloated if I buy the cheap stuff from walmart
  115. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> So that caps my budget
  116. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: So I am asking you because of my best friend
  117. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> To get my a VPS with 128MB of ram, 3GB, and 10IPv4's
  118. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Prefer East Coast
  119. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Do I have to make a ticket?
  120. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Ofcourse
  121. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> ok
  122. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Thanks Jordan
  123. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> what OSU! ?
  124. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Hey Johnston
  125. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> How are ya buddy?
  126. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Johnston: Wanna talk?
  127. Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> :(
  128. Oct 19 22:19:09 <Derek> Hi, I am looking at your website
  129. Oct 19 22:19:15 <Derek> and can't decide what VPS to get?
  130. Oct 19 22:20:04 <Derek> mun: I want to start a tor website
  131. Oct 19 22:20:48 <Derek> mun: buy/sell tor website
  132. Oct 19 22:20:56 <Derek> with marchants and clients
  133. Oct 19 22:22:01 <Derek> Nope
  134. Oct 19 22:22:07 <Derek> Could you enlighten me mun?
  135. Oct 19 22:23:13 <Derek> WHAT, bullcrap
  136. Oct 19 22:23:16 <Derek> this is legal
  137. Oct 19 22:25:10 <Derek> Because I came on chat
  138. Oct 19 22:25:20 <Derek> Tickets take to long to respond
  139. Oct 20 12:44:09 <Derek> Hey Johnston
  140. Oct 20 22:19:52 <Derek> ugh man
  141. Oct 21 12:21:55 <Derek> ohai
  142. Oct 21 12:21:57 <Derek> Hey Johnston
  143. Oct 21 12:21:57 <Derek> How are ya?
  144. Oct 21 18:20:00 <Derek> Hi
  145. Oct 21 18:20:06 <Derek> Can you guys match a deal from CVPS
  146. Oct 21 18:20:07 <Derek> ?
  147. Oct 21 18:22:23 <Derek> 3GB, https://billing.chicagovps.net/cart.php?a=add&pid=202
  148. Oct 21 18:22:32 <Derek> it was for me and #lowendbox
  149. Oct 21 18:23:27 <Derek> $15 total
  150. Oct 21 18:23:32 <Derek> 3month minimum
  151. Oct 22 15:28:16 <Derek> PING
  152. Oct 24 12:37:42 <Derek> Johnston been around?
  153. Oct 24 23:54:43 <Derek> @_@
  154. Oct 24 26:43:30 <Derek> ohai
  155. Oct 25 3:04:09 <Derek> I am in love guys
  156. Oct 25 3:05:55 <Derek> nonono, hot sexy Charlie Sheen
  157. Oct 25 3:06:07 <Derek> I'm writing his name in for the 2016 elections
  158. Oct 25 3:07:42 <Derek> Bring it Strategetical
  159. Oct 25 3:07:49 <Derek> I'll drink you up anyday
  160. Oct 25 3:07:53 <Derek> BRING IT
  161. Oct 25 3:09:03 <Derek> I'LL CUT YA BRO
  162. Oct 25 04:54:25 <Derek> Why, that's best
  163. Oct 25 04:54:50 <Derek> Just save all root passwords in /var/passwords.txt
  164. Oct 25 04:56:56 <Derek> I wonder if Frozen Cool Whip tastes any good
  165. Oct 25 04:57:45 <Derek> Tastes like Mashmellows and vanilla ice cream
  166. Oct 25 04:58:31 <Derek> I wish I had a can
  167. Oct 25 04:58:45 <Derek> just spray it on my finger or right into mu mouth
  168. Oct 25 05:00:09 <Derek> Johnston: Can I run QEMU on my VPS?
  169. Oct 25 05:01:38 <Derek> This Cool Whip is getting me a intense feeling
  170. Oct 25 05:01:41 <Derek> OH POWER
  171. Oct 25 05:04:10 <Derek> Great
  172. Oct 25 05:04:23 <Derek> The lid had melted water and cool whip
  173. Oct 25 05:04:37 <Derek> looked quite weird on my laptop
  174. Oct 25 05:21:57 <Derek> I want 1000 KVM VPS's
  175. Oct 25 05:22:08 <Derek> How much Johnston?
  176. Oct 25 05:22:57 <Derek> Can I resell them?
  177. Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> ok
  178. Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> Is financing available?
  179. Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> Who would imagine a bag of popcorn would be hiding out on top of the fridge
  180. Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> FOOD
  181. Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> god, I need a new George Foreman Grill
  182. Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> this one isn't turning on anymore :(
  183. Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> Can't cook mah chicken or burgers
  184. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Is eating raw chicken or beef good?
  185. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Could you coke it in the oven?
  186. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> idk
  187. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Maybe a microwave would work better
  188. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Just wrap it in foil before cooking
  189. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Thats way it cooks evenly and all
  190. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> just lots of popping
  191. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> nothing bad
  192. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Thank god for Section 8 and Obamacare gots my back
  193. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> ohai
  194. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Strategetical: why 5-hour energy wheen you can buy caffeine powder?
  195. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> http://www.amazon.com/NuSci-Caffeine-Anhydrous-Standard-Alertness/dp/B0045RYE0Q
  196. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Magiobiwan!
  197. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> We can mix it with baby lax or baking soda and sell it on the street
  198. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> !!!
  199. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Call it ENERGY POWDER or something
  200. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Magiobiwan: We can put it in a pill with some binding agent, mdma, and thc
  201. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Call it Wonder pill
  202. Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> I wonder if we could smoke caffeine?
  203. Oct 25 13:27:20 <Derek> HEY JOHNSTON
  204. Oct 25 13:27:22 <Derek> That was rude
  205. Oct 25 13:27:41 <Derek> Magiobiwan: http://boingboing.net/2009/01/19/how-to-make-smokable.html
  206. Oct 25 13:27:44 <Derek> Hell yeah
  207. Oct 25 13:34:27 <Derek> Johnston: I think I broke my VPS
  208. Oct 25 13:35:00 <Derek> I ran "chmod a-x /bin/chmod" on it and it won't let me do "chmod a+x /bin/chmod"
  209. Oct 25 13:36:09 <Derek> Johnston?
  210. Oct 25 13:36:57 <Derek> How much for you to fix it?
  211. Oct 25 13:37:21 <Derek> <Derek> I ran "chmod a-x /bin/chmod" on it and it won't let me do "chmod a+x /bin/chmod"
  212. Oct 25 13:37:35 <Derek> I get /bin/chmod: Permission denied
  213. Oct 25 13:38:32 <Derek> But Johnston, you must fix it
  214. Oct 25 13:38:35 <Derek> There is a way
  215. Oct 25 13:39:01 <Derek> Hi sunny
  216. Oct 25 13:39:32 <Derek> lmfao
  217. Oct 25 13:41:51 <Derek> I wish sunny was in NJ
  218. Oct 25 13:42:01 <Derek> sunny: you need VPS in Euro?
  219. Oct 25 13:43:30 <Derek> sunny: How much is he paying you?
  220. Oct 25 13:44:17 <Derek> Southern Europe is pretty expensive
  221. Oct 25 13:44:25 <Derek> Your look at $15-20 for a VPS
  222. Oct 25 13:45:16 <Derek> Like a dedicated server?
  223. Oct 25 13:46:00 <Derek> sunny?
  224. Oct 25 13:47:12 <Derek> sunny: I can hook you up with a Xeon E3-1220/1230 Quadcore with raid 1 1TB drives and 8GB ram
  225. Oct 25 13:47:17 <Derek> For 100Euros
  226. Oct 25 13:52:16 <Derek> I can sunny
  227. Oct 25 13:53:52 <Derek> JUDAS
  228. Oct 25 13:54:30 <Derek> Judas: Are you a narc?
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