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- megaLifter [ML] has begun espering voltaireMortis [VM]
- ML: sup bitch
- ML: you want to talk about fuckin weeb stuff
- ML: you wanna fuckin cry?
- ML: NOLAN'S RIGHT FUCKIN HERE BRO
- VM: Are you, are you alright Nolan?
- VM: This is rather aggressivve evven coming from you.
- VM: Is this like one of those things people do to covver up their inability to control their emotions?
- VM: Do you wwant to cry Nolan? Is that wwhy you're talking to me?
- ML: nah man, when i'm done with you you're gonna fuckin ball your fuckin eyes out
- ML: so guess what, you're in the shit now
- ML: let's get this shit started
- ML: say something stupid right now
- VM: Oh I'vve got one, my name is Nolan and nobody wwill evver lovve me like my right hand wwill.
- VM: Or wwas that a little too clevver to be coming from you? I may struggle to dumb it dowwn a bit, seeing as howw I'm not you.
- ML: pshhh yeah right i regularly get more action than you've ever seen in porn
- ML: all that fucked up shit you see
- ML: i bet you're into foot shit
- ML: you like seeing feet?
- ML: get a hard on from that shit?
- VM: Oh really? Cause Elliot's told me you'vve been on a bit of a dry spell for the last... Oh eighteen years?
- VM: Nothing to feel bad about, you'll get through it someday. There's alwways Celia, but I imagine that she'd wwant out after a twwenty second covversation wwith you.
- VM: So wwho's really the one wwith the fucked up shit? Wwho's really the one projecting his foot fetishes? Hmm?
- ML: still you man
- ML: i have a fucking photo from her dickless
- ML: more than you can say from the man that is so fuckin weebish, he can't help but press his v's and w's twice
- ML: you so sick in the head that you don't notice that?
- VM: You mean this photo?
- VM: 'Cause guess wwhat dumbass? That's not her.
- VM: That's the fake photo she sent you to try and get you to leavve her alone.
- VM: You think I'm sick in the head? At least I knoww wwhat's wwrong wwith me, you don't seem to havve a clue.
- ML: actually no, i don't mean that photo
- ML: she took a selfie of herself in a forest for me
- ML: there was fuckin animals and shit
- ML: and you know what else?
- ML: she promised me more photos
- ML: i'm so fuckin sorry you can't get a girl to give you anything
- ML: oh, and that girl fashionableLunatic?
- ML: sent me at least three
- ML: so why don't you fix how small your dick is before we continue this convo
- VM: Wwell I mean you're clearly wwrong since I havve that picture I just showwed you?
- VM: More entertainingly on the other hand, you'vve been talking to Jydbec? Because the only thing she wwants to givve you is a knife in the back, feel free to ask her yourself.
- VM: You also seem to havve a strange fixation on my "dick" this may be one of those issues that you should probably talk to a psychologist about.
- ML: you dumbass
- ML: i literally just told you what photo she sent me
- ML: it was literally called hinolan.jpg so there's no way in fuckin hell you have that fuckin photo
- ML: and you want to know why i'm talking your fuckin dick?
- ML: because i am god damn amazed at how fuckin small it is
- ML: the most powerful microscope in the world couldn't see it
- ML: so i guess you win the small dick contest
- ML: in fact you put the fuckin word in parentheses
- ML: i shouldn't have called you dickless
- ML: you did yourself
- VM: The point is that I havve another photo of the same person, she literally just found them on google, you could probably find them online yourself if you had the self awwareness to realize that you're not god's gift to wwomen.
- VM: And again your obsession wwith dicks is rather concerning. Celia once told me that a man wworrying about another persons dick is literally the gayest thing they could evver do.
- VM: But secondly yeah, I don't havve a dick. So your obsession wwith it seems a little unfounded.
- ML: what, you're a chick?
- ML: let me tell ya lady, you're the bitchiest woman i ever seen
- ML: trying to get in bed with you would actually be worse for the human race
- VM: Sure, wwhatevver you wwant to think gay boy.
- ML: pffft
- ML: holy shit
- ML: it's actually come to this
- ML: you're using fuckin "gay" as an insult
- ML: wow
- ML: you know, i thought you were just a regular moron before this, but holy shit
- ML: i'm actually taken back by that
- ML: what is this, fuckin middle school?
- ML: you gonna start callin me a doodoo head too?
- ML: is Nolan a little poopy mcpooperton?
- ML: you may be a chick, but let me tell ya
- ML: you have no style
- ML: and it's actually makin me laugh
- ML: so good job, you actually made me feel better by being the dumbass you are
- VM: I had no inclination of using "gay" as an inuslt, simply as a statement of fact. In fact I was of the inference that gay wwasn't a derogatory term, is that not the case?
- VM: And I'm the moron? I'm not the one wwith a problems accepting wwho I am on the inside. I'm not the one wwho didn't realize he wwas talking to a "chick" for the past half hour.
- VM: You really don't knoww anything aside from howw to turn off chicks don't you? Has Celia evven responded to you? Howw's that convversation going hmm?
- ML: she's offline, so it doesn't matter
- ML: she's talkin to jack shit amount of people right now
- ML: at this point, i've stopped givin a shit
- ML: i came here lookin to pick a fight, got one, and in the end you proved yourself just perfectly
- ML: fuck girl, you got me smilin
- ML: i would wish you luck in anyone finding you attractive, but well...
- ML: we both know how that will turn out
- ML: let's never talk again unless you want to embarrass yourself again
- ML: later bitch
- megaLifter has blocked voltaireMortis
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