16:47 <Phantomwoman>
That would be something but no
16:48 @Bocaj True
16:49 Though isn't the black girl like a literal girl like 15ish

16:49 <MousaThe14>
Wait, Stark's made MJ an Iron Spider for realsies?

16:50 <Bocaj>
sIXTEEN

16:50 <Phantomwoman>
Oh I'm sorry 16

16:50 <Bocaj>
^ ^ it hasn't happened yet but its a thing thats going to happen

16:50 <Phantomwoman>
well that's old enough to work part time?

16:50 <Bocaj>
Part time iron manning

16:51 <MousaThe14>
Whooo! Another Spider-Woman to add to the list!
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16:51 <Mukora>
What is it with Stark employing minors. First Peter Parker now this. He's like Phoenix Wright

16:51 <Phantomwoman>
Must make sure it doesn't interfere with school :p

16:51 <MousaThe14>
One Silk, one Jessica Drew, one Spider-Gwen, and now MJ. This truly is a net gain. Marvel is now crawling with spiders

16:52 <Phantomwoman>
@Mukora Truly but I think that is just a thing with Super Heroes

16:52 <MousaThe14>
Who are also ladies

16:52 <Phantomwoman>
like recruiting minors
16:52 True

16:52 <Bocaj>
Well I'm going to be fair. Its less that Tony recruited her or in the throes of his tonyness gave her a suit
16:52 She built the suit herself

16:52 <MousaThe14>
She did?

16:52 <Bocaj>
Yup

16:52 <Phantomwoman>
Okay that is impressive

16:53 <MousaThe14>
Is she an advanced weapons designer in-between modeling?
16:53 Did MJ get an upgrade I didn't hear about?

16:53 <InbarFink>
we're talking about the new Iron Man, I think
16:53 not MJ

16:54 <MousaThe14>
Ah

16:54 <Phantomwoman>
she sounds neat

16:55 <MousaThe14>
Right. Just asking about who I know. Glad to know Riri Williams is another bonafide genius, Marvel needs more of those who are ladies and also of colour

16:55 <Bocaj>
No wait she is 15

16:55 <Phantomwoman>
Ah okay

16:55 <Bocaj>
Also attending MIT on scholarship
16:55 http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Riri_Williams_%28Earth-616%29

16:55 <Phantomwoman>
Yes they do

16:55 <Bocaj>
yeah
16:55 it was kind of sad that i can name ten male supergeniuses in marvel but no female ones

16:55 <Phantomwoman>
Yes
16:56 Riri Williams child prodigy

16:56 <Bocaj>
At least DC has Oracle. Or Batgirl. Whatever she's up to at the moment

16:56 <Phantomwoman>
Wow they have marital statuses for everybody
16:56 I think if they are 15 you can put N/A guys who run the wiki
16:56 we assume single
16:57 or has a boyfriend but you know definitely not married

16:57 <MousaThe14>
Get her in the MCU, RDJ is getting old and will have to retire soon-ish anyway

16:57 <InbarFink>
old and probably expensive

16:58 <Phantomwoman>
Yes isn't her appearance based on an actress it says she is
16:58 so hire her, um maybe age her up a bit, because their were enough jokes with Spiderman and movies work differently

16:58 <Bocaj>
Tony Stark, old and sad and tired and headed off to the infinity war sees Riri Williams inventing a diversity ray.

16:58 <Phantomwoman>
Or is the actress also a kid

16:59 <Bocaj>
Tony shrugs and hands her the key to a warehouse full of tech

16:59 <Phantomwoman>
Yes

16:59 <Bocaj>
"I'm probably about to die horribly so have fun"

16:59 <maxwellelvis>
BOcaj: Diversity ray?

17:00 <Bocaj>
It causes casting miracles to happen

17:06 <InbarFink>
DEVTOOL = "I'm not commenting on that.",
17:06 anyway back to woodie

17:08 <Bocaj>
I like him
17:08 he turns into a beaver
17:09 http://why-i-love-comics.tumblr.com/post/147609754298/all-new-wolverine-9-the-box-ii-2016-written TMI Tony
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17:10 <InbarFink>
LAVAE_PET =
17:10   {
17:10    STARVING = "Skinnier than a blue heron's legs.",
17:10    HUNGRY = "Poor gal's getting hungry.",
17:10    CONTENT = "Look how happy she is!",
17:10    GENERIC = "That's my lil critter.",

17:10 <Zarek>
I miss much?

17:10 <Bocaj>
we talked about riri williams

17:10 <Mukora>
"Is it almost 530?" "It's 5 o'clock" "Is it almost 530?" "It's 5 o'clock" "No, Is it almost 530?" "Yes." "What time is it?"
17:10 :T

17:11 <InbarFink>
LAVAE_EGG_CRACKED =
17:11   {
17:11    COLD = "She could use a parka.",
17:11    COMFY = "Cozier than a moose wrapped in duct tape!",
17:11 that doesn't sound very cozy Woodie WTF

17:11 <Zarek>
Riri Williams looks cool.

17:11 <InbarFink>
LAVASPIT =
17:11   {
17:11    HOT = "Aaaah! Tree killer!",
17:11    COOL = "My trees are safe now.",

17:12 <Bocaj>
She's pretty cool
17:12 The usual suspects are salty about her

17:13 <InbarFink>
DUG_GRASS = "It makes my eyes water.",

17:13 <Zarek>
Well tell Humphrey Bogart to fuck off
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17:14 <Bocaj>
hi wackd

17:14 <Wackd>
Hey

17:14 <InbarFink>
EGGPLANT = "I bet birds have something to do with this.",
17:14   EGGPLANT_COOKED = "Suspiciously birdy.",
17:14 FEATHERHAT = "I want nothing to do with that... thing.",
17:14 (I KEEP FORGETTING WOODIE HATES BIRDS IT'S THE BEST PART)