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tubular - Yesterday at 11:07 PM
beautiful
... and also probably valid
i don't think there's any electric types involved in this whole deal yet at all
fucking zviad flips because vasa liked them
im sorry my brain is this way
.........
ok but
ok
bear with me
what if there was someone in a vault still, with a self sustaining garden system
a small one but enough to keep one person alive
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:25 PM
Zviad would probably be a Limbo tho to match Lucine lel
tubular - Yesterday at 11:26 PM
and they crack it open and its just
anime snake
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:26 PM
... o
tubular - Yesterday at 11:26 PM
also that should be a thing
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:27 PM
... anime snek and like 50 chikens
tubular - Yesterday at 11:27 PM
but like they just get in there and there are hundreds of bright purple chickens
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:27 PM
combined they probably eat as much as one person lel
so it's a gardening thing - probably with some kind of bio engineered prototype food, at that - probably enough for 5-10 people
just her and CHIKENS
tubular - Yesterday at 11:28 PM
... i bet you that's where the seed bank is
and then its like she's not even native to the alchemy realm, she's like friend and just wanted to do weird science
(she probably thinks friend is fascinating)
so probably most of these vaults are empty, everyone in them died
... a couple aren't
and then there's just the one thats filled with chickens
i can even complete the reference, she's been trying to figure out why an eye pattern just spontaneously manifested on her head. bam now she's even a walker
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:32 PM
leeel
perfect
someone suggests like... "Wow, clever, keeping all these animals using a portino of the grains increases food output as well as protein intake for long term survival"
and she gets SUPER FUCKING OFFENDED
tubular - Yesterday at 11:36 PM
yes
.... she's probably looking pretty shabby by the time they pull her out of there, that said
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:37 PM
...... y eah
couple thousand years of nothing but plant matter to eat
tubular - Yesterday at 11:37 PM
she can probably get by on it, most fae probably can
but... she is still a snake
its not optimal by any stretch of the imagination
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:38 PM
fae are going to be pretty resiliant, but like... even vegetarian species probably wouldn't be the happiest with that much time of such a contained diet
tubular - Yesterday at 11:38 PM
yeah
every once in a while she'd suck it up and eat like. a single egg
but she really was not happy about it
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:39 PM
in fairness even under normal wild circumstances don't chickens lay more eggs than they fertalise
some are probably going chickenless anyway
tubular - Yesterday at 11:39 PM
i think?
so i guess she did have some protein intake but it may not have been enough
depending on how many of those chickens ended up being weird eggless hybrids
(many, probably, she is still simic)
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:42 PM
a simic in the alchemy realm
she probably has her share of wierd bullshit in there just from boredom
tubular - Yesterday at 11:42 PM
yeah
..... she probably had no idea there was even a war until it was too late because she was just
so fixated
on her science
and her chickens
"what do you mean infestatio- the door sealed. okay."
"this is fine i'm sure it's just a false alarm. someone will unlock the door in a day or two."
https://i.imgur.com/almHyoi.jpg

gnarly - Yesterday at 11:48 PM
warning klaxons are going off and it takes her like 5 minutes to even notice
tubular - Yesterday at 11:49 PM
yes
Save Her
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:52 PM
save animu snek
tubular - Yesterday at 11:53 PM
.... god that could get really sad really quick
fae are resilient but like they still have to eat and they can still probably be brought down by malnourishment
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:54 PM
yeeeeeah
tubular - Yesterday at 11:54 PM
when they crack that vault she might be hours away from keeling over
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:54 PM
...... also. there probably were other people in there
tubular - Yesterday at 11:55 PM
... i guess that's the keyword huh
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:55 PM
uuuh huh
andI guess she can probably "compost" her own "bio waste"
...... but those bones never went anywhere
and yes I mean bathroom AND friend meat
....... chickens and lab mates both
tubular - Yesterday at 11:55 PM
yeah
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:56 PM
there's just an entire corner, sealed off and hidden from sight by every method possible
FULL of chicken bones
but at the bottom
um
non-chickens
tubular - Yesterday at 11:56 PM
"... this woman has not had a happy life"
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:57 PM
or like more bone meal than you could ever know what to do with
tubular - Yesterday at 11:57 PM
thats probably what happened to the chickens. she honestly felt wrong doing that to the... others tho
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:58 PM
yeeeeeeah
chicken friends can return to the cycle, but grinding up your people-friends bones is kind of a downer(edited)
tubular - Yesterday at 11:58 PM
y eah
gnarly - Yesterday at 11:59 PM
... you think any souls they've redeemed have ended up chickens down there
tubular - Yesterday at 11:59 PM
... oh my god
April 19, 2018
gnarly - Today at 12:00 AM
"thank you... I will rejoin the river and be reborn... I wonder what I'll be... a noble creature? or one of ultimate humbleness--"
BUH GAWK
tubular - Today at 12:00 AM
at least one of the poor sons of bitches that got pulled out of the demon is now a chicken
gnarly - Today at 12:00 AM
actually more accurately
peep peep
tubular - Today at 12:01 AM
yes
gnarly - Today at 12:01 AM
"..... is.. that..... tiny electric grape chick familiar some how"
tubular - Today at 12:01 AM
"................. i cant deal with this"
gnarly - Today at 12:02 AM
"that one. in particular. it's matrix-glitching me right out."
tubular - Today at 12:02 AM
"same"
.... yknow im having really dumb brain thoughts all over the place tonight because like i just thought what if she wasn't alone still
because all of a sudden i remembered that ur doggos are a thing
gnarly - Today at 12:04 AM
b ark
to be fair they miiiight be in a different place
cause again this is a small scale garden and she's feeding lots of chickens
tubular - Today at 12:04 AM
tru
gnarly - Today at 12:05 AM
oh and she'd probably kill them when they inevitably tried to eat a chicken
tubular - Today at 12:05 AM
y eah
gnarly - Today at 12:06 AM
there's only so long you can go before snapping and trying to devour them if you aren't her lel
tubular - Today at 12:06 AM
it took her all the willpower in the world not to do that
... which is fucking impressive
gnarly - Today at 12:07 AM
even if you fuckin luv chikens after thousands of years of malnourishment you'd be flat out hallucinating cartoon-style
"eat me, eeeeat meeee"
tubular - Today at 12:08 AM
still tho i guess not alone in spirit also works because like if we do do that i bet they knew each other
gnarly - Today at 12:10 AM
yeah most likely
might've even been able to power the comms for short periods of time and check in on one another
literally grow potato batteries
tubular - Today at 12:11 AM
yes
... i like that
its probably what kept them all sane even
gnarly - Today at 12:11 AM
I mean.. it's legit. I bet she could alchemise some kind of short term electric thing
cause- yeah
without that much there' isn't a lot of go on
lot of trapped folks probably lasted like 200 years max without any contact and just..... well, left the metaphorical premises
tubular - Today at 12:12 AM
y eah
... there's at least one chicken in there whose eggs are inedible because instead of laying eggs it lays batteries
gnarly - Today at 12:14 AM
... amazing
so it's one of those glitch chickens
tubular - Today at 12:14 AM
yes
gnarly - Today at 12:15 AM
it's a straight up battery factory she just made it in the form of a chicken because she was bored
tubular - Today at 12:16 AM
yes
she needed something to do and potatoes werent cutting it