Risk Player BIOS (WiP)

Player: Spitfire
Quote: "Mark my words, by the end of this game, no asshole will be left unviolated"
Get Horn: Spitfire - The Prodigy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxG6Ws2bZNk)

>Constistent GM
>will ally with anyone
>will back stab anyone
>Plays the game to win, we can socialize when the rolls aren't going down, but I came here to win
>Getting better at being the thread Writefag

Player: Overlord Applejack
Quote: "Friends are always welcome with me, Sugarcube."
Get Horn: It's Time to Party - Andrew W.K. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75e8RlsSsxU)

>Loves Apples
>Never holds a grudge against other players
>Tries to team up with Dash, or members of the Apple Family
>Rarely makes it to the end of a game
>Prays to the Moon God when in need of help

Player: Commander Dash
Quote: Hmm, needs to be about...20% more Happening."
GET-Horn: Flex '36 by 'Lil B  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzyL-wl5ACE)

>Makes it to most games, despite his busy lifestyle of fucking bitches and being alpha
>Worships a deity known as 'Based God'.
>Hates filthy casuals
>Plays as dirty commies in-game, but really isn't IRL
>Active member of the not-so-secret-society known as 'The Happening'.

General WARIO of Wario Land - "Here comes the thunder!"
GEThorn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xthwg0yDACk

1: Prefers to ally with the Apple family
2: Operator of Your Wartime News
3: Once went by the name of General G. Smith
4: Has a history of hostilities with Purplesmart (who he thinks is fucking insane)
5: Cannot into doubles

Dan the man- "Why do you do this?"
GI Joe theme song
1. Holds a grudge
2. Loyal
3. Loves to be late
4. Bipolar
5. Hates traitors

>Discord
>"Evil never dies. It simply waits for the next world."
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vmHR0X3o_c
>1. Allies are sacred.
>2. Everyone digs giant robots.
>3. Eternal war with "The Happening" though not necessarily its players.
>4. Total master war strategist yo.
>5. Most commonly allies with Luna.

Nightmare Moon - "
Through The Fire and Flames - DragonForce
5 "facts"
I hate Cmndr. Dash
I usually ally with Discord
I do play favorites with my allies
I will almost never betray an ally
The Hands is my greatest ally

ThePoketrix (Luna)
Country Name: Lunar Republic
Player Quote: "The Fun has been Doubled!!!" (usually said when I get dubs)
Theme Song: Luna's Battle Theme by Hxrmn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg5zINZpSXU
5 facts:
1:I usually ally with Discord (Discordia)
2:I refuse to attack allies unless one ally goes to war with another. I call this "Loyalty Wishbone Disorder", and will break ties with one of the warring allies- never Discord, obviously.
3:I am an avid RPer- I usually use the Royal We in referring to myself and sometimes use the Royal Canterlock Voice.
4:Has an eternal war with Commander Rainbow Dashielle (Cmndr. Dash)
5:If I post a pic of filly Luna in a cardboard spacesuit, that means I am about to leave.

Purple Smart - "Running away just means you can still fight back"
Theme Song: Everything You Ever - youtube.com/watch?v=eKCxs2s-CG4
*Best Waifu
*Despises Ron Paul
*Will give up in a hopeless situation
*No true allegiances
*Always learning lessons of friendship

Vinyl Scratch - (Funny Quote not available due to shit memory and that period of time in which heinessen didn't work)
Trip: !u28b4Wtv/o
http://youtu.be/roQQ4EMv7ZI
*Has been a player since Risk thread No.9639661
*Joins on random occasions, sometimes several days in a row, other times there's several weeks in between
*After double checking the heinessen archives, was also the first one to give up their land in a Pony Risk thread
*Is not the only Vinyl Scratch. (There was another one in the past, he was a pretty fucking awesome dude.)
*Will pair up with anyone deemed "Chill"

Big Macinfucker - " I'll stay neutral till I know how's going to lose and join the winning part"
Tuneboy - I Will Grow
5 IMPORTANT FACTS
*I don't say lot's of things
*I'm always on my phone
*I'm often neutral until I do something stupid
*I do lots of stupid things
*I'm scared of "The Happening"

ponybro - Spitfire is the flame that ignited ma heart
Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88
5 important facts:

I love spitfire
Spitfire is my waifu
My back is full of scars that are made from spoitfires traitor knives
I usually fight with everyone except spitfire
comes late to most of the risk general games

Name: Maedhros
Nation's Name: The Sons of Feanor
Qutoe: "'...neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself,
shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin..."'
Theme Song: Invicta:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDMdmlUgMNU&list=PL60EA75B9FA0CD1F8
5 facts:
1.Hates ugly looking boarders.
2.Hates even more the defilement of the borders of Europa.
3.Will for the most part keep agreements.
4.Hates needless backstabbers, especially a certain Wonderbolt.
5.Dislikes Habsburg Catholic scum.