Shade and Hydration [Reader x Lapis]

It's a late summer evening in Beach City. The countryside is illuminated by the golden rays of the sun, the crisp ocean air fills the green inland with a gentle, pleasant salty aroma. You feel like going for a walk, maybe even a light run. After a few minutes of traversing the forests and hillsides of Inner Beach City, you stop to take a break somewhere. As you reach the top of one of the larger hills, you see a Barn. It by no means looks abandoned. Hell, you've seen this barn a few times in your years in the area, but you've never seen it this... customized.

As you walked closer to the barn, it started looking more... homey. You wonder to yourself if someone bought out the property and made the barn a legitimate home. In any case, you want to see if there's anyone there. They might even let you sit in for a minute, or even kindly offer some water to quench your thirst. You make it to the doors and knock on one of them.

"Who are you?" You hear a soft, monotone voice call. It sounds close so you immediately look behind you. No? To your left. Your right?

"I'm up here." The voice says, in the same flat tone. You look up at the... pick-up truck that's lodged into the window near the top.

"How the fuck did that thing get there?" You ask yourself in awe.

"What?" The voice responds

"Oh, hi! I'm out for a stroll in the countryside, and I was wondering if I could maybe come in to rest for a few minutes." You respond, putting as much charm in your voice as possible as the sentence reached its end."

"Umm... Sure?" The voice called back.

You look up to see a blue... a blue girl- what the fuck is that thing? I mean she kind of looks like those chicks that live under that huge statue- Oh...

The door opens and you get a better look at your host. She's significantly less freakish looking up-close. You can't even lie to yourself, she's damn gorgeous. Soft face and eyes in a... concerningly irritated expression, her dress exposing her thin, fit midrif, her hips, fuck, those hips. Best of all, not a beak-nose in sight.

"You coming in, or what?" She asks, her flat tone sounding off with a hint of impatience.

"Oh, of course, thank you." You sincerely say, managing to stop your eyes from crawling all over her figure.

You step into the barn, expecting a cozy house. Instead, it looks more like an amateur museum. What the fuck is all this shit?

"So, do you have any water?" You ask, remembering how dry your throat is. She responds by giving you a piercing glare. "Um, is that a no?"

She looks away and raises her right hand, flicking her wrist up. As she does, a jug of water erupts and the liquids that emerged levitate towards the blue woman. Your jaw drops at the spectacle.

"Holy fucking sweet!" You rush over to her side. "Dammit, that was cool." You remark, hoping the compliment would be taken positively.

"Are you gonna drink it?" She asks. Guess the compliment didn't mean much.

You nod and against better judgement, open your mouth. The weird part of you expected her to drown you with like a water tentacle, forcing you to fellate your murder weapon. Surprisingly, she gently "fed" you your water, even going as far as asking if there's too much in your mouth before continuing. After a surprisingly pleasurable rehydration session, she flicks her wrist once more and sends the unused water back into its container.

"Hey, thanks." You sincerely say.

"Uh, no prob, bob." She replies.

"It's anon... That was kinda hot, by the way." You say, somehow coaxing a sweet giggle from her.

"I'm-..." She begins to say before pausing. "I-uhh..." She scratches the back of her neck nervously. "You really found that 'hot'?" She finally says, reverting back to her flat tone.

"Yeah." You respond with a slight questioning crescendo near the end. You start thinking to yourself how much of a fucking cringelord you just came across then. However, along your better judgement, you don't show those thoughts in your expression.

"Do you find me attractive?" She says, her flat tone unchanging.

"Uhh... yeah." You say, surprised of way things were going.

She turns back and closes the barn doors, going as far as barring them shut. Oh fuck, she IS gonna rape you with water tentacles, isn't she? She turns around and looks you in the eyes. You're fucking terrified, so much so that you're shaking. This is it. Say goodbye to your butthole virginity.

"Anon, I want to try human sex. Will you do it?" She asks, her dull tone still present, but her curiosity coming through as sincere.

"Uh... wow, s-sure... Uh, fuck yeah." You say, hoping you didn't accidentally piss yourself. "But why?" You ask, internally facepalming at the inquiry.

"I read about it on my roommate's tablet. Looked like it felt... good." She replies.

"Okay, I'll do it then. Got nothing else to do." You say, trying to sound a hell of a lot cooler than you came off as.

"I guess I don't need this." She says, as she drops her skirt, revealing her bare lower half.

You immediately feel your pants tighten as you your eyes once more drag across every single inch of her legs and hips before falling upon her exposed pussy. You guess she noticed you eyeing her because she lets out a smug chuckle before removing her top as well. Her chest was small, sure, but it fit her figure perfectly. You even started questioning how real the situation is. As you reflect, she slowly approaches you before pausing, mere inches from your face.

"What about you?" She asks, her flat tone sounding significantly more sultry with the atmosphere in the barn. You're too frozen to reach down to undo your pants. However, an even better outcome, she begins to unbutton them for you, not even breaking eye contact. You can't read her expression, her eyes are open more widely than before, yes, but they come off as blank.

She finally pulls your zipper down, removing one layer between your cock and her tender hands. Her backhand brushes against your throbbing erection as she reaches up for the elastic at the top of the next and final layer of clothing. She teasingly lags before slowly pulling it down. How the fuck does she know how to do this so well? It didn't take much of a pull for your dick to flop out like it was springloaded or something.

She lets out a surprised squeal as the unfamiliar part touches her bare hand, skin-on-skin. She runs her hand against the broad shaft before grabbing a good hold of it. Her hands are quite small, which somehow makes your dick even harder than it was before. She softly rubs one side of your member with her thumb. This is enough to elicit grunts and soft exhales from you. She looks up, with a charmingly innocent expression.

"Is that okay... Anon?" Her voice finally showing signs of a cadence to it.

"Fuck, yeah..." You say, grabbing her wrist gently. You move her wrist back and forth, allowing her hand to travel the entire length of your cock.

She lowers herself to her knees, getting a closer look on the strange appendage. She brings up her other hand and gently wraps her thin fingers around your girth. You close your eyes, groaning in pleasure as she starts stroking with both hands. You rub her head softly, unfortunately causing her to stop.

"Does that mean you want it in my mouth now?" She asks, looking up sweetly.

"Uhh, fuck." You manage to get out with a nod.

She lags for a bit, looking at the tip of your penis. She rubs it for a few strokes more before pushing her lips against the head. You gasp, leaning forward as you anticipate her going further. Her lips part, opening up her mouth for your cock. She slides in a good bit for her first time, bobbing her head back and forth slowly. Your legs wobble as they grow weak.

"Ah, hang on." You meekly get out before she removes your length from her mouth. She curiously looks up at you before you take a seat on the floor.

As you take your seat, she takes another good look at your cock. You suppose it looks bigger from this angle because you read a bit of intimidation on her face. Nevertheless, she drapes her arms over your thighs, one hand firmly on your manhood as she takes it in her mouth once more. You groan loudly, leaning back on your arm support. She begins moving a bit deeper, her tongue caressing your broad shaft as she keeps bobbing. You sit back up and softly plant your hand on her cheek. She stops to look you in the eyes before blushing for the first time throughout this whole interaction. Your hand travels up, ruffling her hair a bit as she gets back to the task at hand. You make sure to not push down on her head too hard, but to no use as she gags after going too far down. She immediately pulls up and coughs a bit.

"Fuck, are you okay?" Your concerned voice calls out.

"Y-Yeah..." She says, wiping the thick film of saliva that had accumulated around her mouth. "Was that any good?"

You merely nod before running your hand against her cheek once more. You take her and swiftly, but carefully lay her down on her back. As you top her, your arms firmly pillar around her head. She stares up at you, a deep blue blush softly traversing her cheeks and the bridge of her nose. You sit tall on your knees as you lift her legs up to level. She yelps out through the sudden movement. You breathe in deeply as you guide your manhood into her accepting walls. She looks at you timidly, feeling your tip prodding at her entrance. You push in, slowly, very, very slowly. She gasps loudly, shutting her eyes tight. You feel yourself going in, her gasps softly evolving into sweet, intoxicating moans.

"You doing okay, there?" You ask, the woman responding only with quick little nods.

You try to see if you can push yourself all the way in. So you move in closer, coaxing a loud, wide-mouthed moan from your partner. You feel her legs tremble, so you gently run one of your hands up her side, running your thumb against what little breast there was along her flat chest. She opens her eyes to finally flash you a warm smile. She yells out as you fall in, your balls pressing against her. You've gone in as far as you can, so you start pulling back. Your shaft deep inside, you start giving gentle, short thrusts, all the way to the base. She lets out a couple of whimpers as the blush starts to completely overtake her entire visage. This view sure beats any pretty outdoors in Beach City, that's for damn sure.

"Is it good?" You ask her, once again running your hand up to her cheek.

"A-Ah, yeah... It- Mmph!" She closes her eyes as you unwittingly thrust a little harder than before. "It's great... Anon."

"You know..." You begin as you start pulling back a bit more with each thrust, forcing out a heart-melting moan from the lady in blue. "You never told me your name, stranger."

Her blush is as deep as it could possibly get, emcompassing her entire face. She looks aside, momentarily rejecting your hand. You raise an eyebrow. You decide, if you can't ask her for her name, you'll just fuck it out of her. You pause, but only when you're as deep inside as you can get. She grits her teeth and pants heavily. Your hands travel down her side before arriving at her hips. Your fingers lock down on her hips with a firm grasp and you not only continue thrusting, you start pulling.

You're pumping out sounds from her that you didn't even know she was capable of vocalizing. Sweet, high gasps and deep visceral moans. Your thrusts turn into just that, pumps as you begin completely owning her body. You're not even safe from yourself as you start vocalizing a few grunts and loud yells.

"So... What's your name... sweetheart?" You ask once more.

"Mmnn... L-... Lapis..." She manages to gasp out. "My name- Auhn! My name is Lapis!"

You give one last good pull of her body, thrusting your cock as deep in as either of your bodies allow. She whimpers softly, she herself feeling her legs tremble and her hips spasm. You pull out, your cock glistening in her fluids. Lapis lays her forearm against her eyes, panting and gasping for air.

"You're... not even... done yet?" She asks, with a hint of shock.

"Nah, there's something I want to do." You say grabbing her ankles. You put her feet together and slide in your slick, throbbing cock.

"Huh... I've read about this..." She says, a bit more subdued.

"So can you do it for me?" You ask enthusiastically.

"I can try..." She shrugs and lays back, swiftly moving her legs back and forth, caressing your dick.

You look down at the lady in blue, at what she's doing for you. You're surprised you haven't cum yet. Oh wait. There it is. Your orgasm hits you like a freight train. Your legs twitch as your load goes absolutely flying. Lapis lets out a surprised squeak as the first burst splatters a thick rope across her face, even reaching her hair. The second lands another warm glob across her mouth and chin. Her feet stroke out a third one, landing on her bare chest. The fourth one surprisingly shoots back up at one of her cheeks before her feet squeeze out the last few drops of semen left in your cock. You've only seen this much cum in movies and bad smut fan fiction.

"Sorry, I never came that much." You apologize sincerely.

She sits up and examines the viscous fluid. Playing with it between her thumb and index finger and giving it a taste. She shudders at the bitterness but is willing to swallow what she lapped up. She flicks her wrist and once more, a stream of water flows out of a container and thoroughly cleans her up.

"Wow, that was incredible Lapis." You say with a smile, dressing yourself back up.

You look up to see the stream she conjured growing strangely more phallic. Oh shit, it's coming right for you.

"Yeah, I wonder if you'll like it as much, Anon." She says flatly, with a smug smirk on her face.

"NOOOOO!" You scream as it approaches. However, a knock on the door interrupts it. You thank your lucky stars.

"Lapis! I'm back!" You hear a shrill voice scream from the outside. "Why is the door barred?!"

Lapis sends the water back to the container and impressively quickly gets dressed. She opens the door, nudging you to go infront.

"Hello Lapis. Hello... strange human." A short green... living dorito says to you. "Why is he here?" She whispers aside as if you can't hear her.

"Oh, he's a hiker. He was thirsty so I gave him something to quench his thirst, isn't that right?" Lapis glares at you with the same smug smirk.

You freeze up but feel a little stream of water slide up your leg and prod against your asshole. You nod while whimpering like a bitch.

"Oh, Lapis, how far you've come with this planet." The smaller girl walks in. Lapis gives you one last look.

"Hey, don't tell anyone about today, okay?" She asks, her tone making it seem like nothing did happen today.

You whine and run off into the wilderness.

Man, fuck the Summer.