MSPARP - Olive!Eridan meets Karkat

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CA: WWhat do wwe havve here?
CG: I WOULD ASK THE SAME THING.
CA: Hmph. You probably shouldn't speak to a Ninjalificate in such a tone.
CG: NIN- WHAT?
CA: Ninjalificate.
CA: Do I havve to spell it out for you?
CG: YOU DID ASSHOLE.
CG: KNOWING WHAT IT'S SPELLED LIKE DOESN'T STOP ME FROM NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK IT IS.
CG: OR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
CA: WWrong wwith me?!
CA: Look at you, typing in gray text!
CG: IT'S BETTER THAN TALKING IN THAT SHITTY ACCENT OF YOURS.
CA: I'm vvery proud of my accent, thank you vvery much!
CG: YOU SHOULD BE. IT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE.
CG: BE TRUE TO YOURSELF.
CG: BE PROUD OF BEING ASSJERKY.
CA: Says the shouty one wwho hides his blood behind gray text.
CA: Havve you no honor?
CG: MORE THAN YOU IN ANY CASE.
CA: Oh? Do enlighten me.
CG: FIRST, TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS A NINJERKASS
CA: Ninjalificate!
CA: If you're going to say it, say it fuckin' right.
CG: WHAT THE HELL IS IT.
CA: Hmph. Basically, wwe are the assassins, the spies, the army that the Emperor keeps in the shadowws.
CA: WWe strike in silence, before wwe fade in the darkness.
CG: PFFT
CA: WWhat?
CG: OH NOTHING. CONTINUE CONTINUE.
CA: Hmmmmmm...
CA: Anywway, wwe go through many swweeps of training in order to be perfect for the Emperor's purposes.
CG: RIGHT.
CA: I'vve been provving to be a--don't take that tone wwith me.
CG: HAHAHA OKAY.
CA: Are.
CA: Are you laughin' at me?!
CG: MAYBE.
CG: PFFT OF COURSE I AM.
CA: Hmph! You may not understand the entirety of the honorable traditions that wwe hold, but I suppose that any *dishonorable* troll wwouldn't.
CG: FUCK YOU AND YOUR DISHONOR BULLSHIT.
CA: Fuck *you* and your mockery of fine tradition!
CG: KNOWING SOMEONE'S BLOOD COLOR DETERMINES NOTHING.
CA: Oh really?
CA: Tell me more.
CG: REALLY.
CG: SO FUCK YOU.
CA: Tell me howw hiding one's blood color can possibly benefit you, or Alternia.
CA: Come on.
CG: IF SOMEONE IS A GOOD LEADER, THEY'RE A GOOD LEADER.
CA: ...
CA: That's it?
CA: I'll hear you out.
CA: ((augh this lag))
CG: ((it jumbled the order of my posts))
CA: ((mine too!))
CG: AND, IF A HIGHBLOOD GOES APESHIT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE HIS BULLSHIT.
CA: Hmph. I'm dealin' wwith enough shit wwith highbloods, thank you vvery fuckin' much.
CG: JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE A HIGHBLOOD, ISN'T IT?
CA: No, because I'm fuckin' flushed for them and they're chasin' after the fuckin' heir, wwho in turn is chasin' after a fuckin' anonblood like yourself.
CA: ...
CG: ...
CA: Ahem.
CA: You heard nothing.
CG: RIGHT.
CG: NOTHING.
CA: Yes.
CA: Good to see you understand.
CG: I READ SOMETHING INTERESTING THOUGH.
CA: ...wwhat?
CA: ...
CA: WWAIT.
CG: PFFT HAHAHAHA
CA: HA HA FUCKIN' HA.
CA: You think you're a fuckin' riot, don't you?
CG: IT'S NOT THAT.
CA: WWhat?
CG: YOU'RE A SUPER DOUCHE.
CG: THAT'S WHAT.
CA: And you're a douche too! WWoww!
CG: HAHAHAHAHA
CA: But at least I'm an *honorable* douche.
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CA: WWell then.