Femanon for SpiderShim Thread

Premise:
Shimmer is Spiderwoman. That's it.

>Be Femanon
>Fuck it, saying fem everytime is annoying, just be Anon, with a vagina
>And no tits
>T-They're still developing!
>Anyways, you are a superhero
>And your power is to convert your body into strings
>...
>It's more convenient than it sounds
>Haven't thought of a name yet, but the press calls you "The Weaver"
>It'll do
>Oh look, a bank robbery
>You run into a phone booth to change
>Exhibit 1 of how awesome your power is-You are your own costume
>Just generate a layer of fabric over you and you're done
>You run into the bank to meet two robbers, one lanky and the other built like a cow, holding the accountant at gunpoint with rifles
>"HEY! GIVE US THE CASH!"
"You two! Stop doing what you're doing before I deck both of ya in the head!"
>"Oh crap! It's Spider-Woman!"
>What
>Who in the diddles is Spider-Woman
>"No it's not, you dit! Spider-Woman is in red! I don't know who this is, though. Pop a cap in her, Clown!"
>"Kay boss. I'll do it"
>The two point their guns at you before letting loose a whole barrage of bullets at you, each one of them making an impression in your torso
>You're blown back by the sheer force of the assault and is knocked into a wall
>"HA! Told ya, Clown! These super-schmucks all just a bunch of bull!"
>"He he. Yeah, boss."
>Well, they had their fun
>It's your turn to laugh now
"Heh."
>"WHAT"
>Exhibit 2 of how awesome your power is-Personal Kevlar vest
>Compacting your strings together allows you to gain extreme resistance to force and gives you more mass in return for loss of flexibility
>You get back on your feet, shrugging off the bullets
"Time to put you two out of commission."
>A few seconds later, the two goons are wrapped up in your strings
>You walk out and extend your strings to swing up to the rooftops
>Being a superhero is cool, ya know?
>One benefit is that you get a good view of everything from the high vantage point
>And that's what you'll do
>Although the city is filled with crimes, you often find yourself daydreaming while sightseeing from the rooftops
>"So, you're the copycat that's been running around town, huh?"
>What
>You turn around to find some chick clad in a red suit similar to your's inches away from your face
>Instinctively, you say the thing anyone else would say when they get startled
"JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST"
>"Coming from someone with no breasts."
>You flip to your feet and throw a hard haymaker
>She dodges it without effort
"You're that Spider-Chick right? What do you want?"
>"Spider-WOMAN. And you've been imitating me, which I don't like."
"Imitating you?"
>"Yeah, you know, web-slinging? Saving the city?"
"First of all, these are strings, and you make it sound like what I'm doing is wrong."
>"Not when you're stealing MY STYLE!"
"OK OK. I can assure you that our powers are different. On 3, we both shout how we got our powers."
>"Alright. 3."
"2."
>"1."
"Pricked by ritualistic needle."
>"Bitten by radioactive spider-SEE?!"
"No, no, no. They're not the same!"
>"YES THEY ARE!"
"Why are we even doing this-"
>"BECAUSE I WANT TO PROVE A POINT-"
"WELL CAN YOU DO THIS?!"
>You "unravel" fingers, each becoming a 2-meter thread moving independently in the air
>*Hmph* "Ok I can't do that. And stop doing it, it's freaking me out."
"Says the bimbo that shoots web."
>"THAT'S IT. THIS MEANS WAR!"
>She throws a punch, hitting you center in the face
>You "compacted" your head just in time to just barely resist the force
>You stagger a bit before she begins a full on assault on you, flexing her body in ways you thought was impossible for the average human
>Well, she was no average human
>You throw a classic slobber-knocker at her, but she jumps back
>In response, you "unravel" your wrist to give an extra range
>It connects
>She showed signs of pain, before recovering and grabbing your fist with her hands
>"HA! Gotcha!"
>Hook, line, and sinker
>You "reel" back your fist, closing in on the distance between your target while winding back your free hand
>But you're not just gonna punch her, that would be unsatisfying
>You're gonna tear off her mask because you want to see the bitch that's behind that red facade
>She continues to hold on to your fist as you reach forward with an open palm
>You hear the *SNAP* that signals your wrist is "raveled" back together as your hand connects to her mask
>Apparently, she had the same idea
>Spider-Woman finally releases her grip and moves her hands towards your own mask
>Fuck it, there's no time to stop her
>Time for the big reveal
>As if on cue, both of you pull off each other's masks
>Well, for you, it's more like Spider-Woman ripped off your face, considering the string you use is a part of you
>Huh, that's a weird thought
>Her mask comes off, and a huge tuft of crimson and yellow is reveal to you, with a pair of light-blue eyes resting behind it
"Son. Of. A."
>"Bitch."
"Sunset Shimmer. The little diva of the school."
>"You. Uhh...Oh yea! You're that girl that wears the huge glasses and sits alone during lunch! And ummm...yeah I don't know anything else."
"Annalisse M. Ous, and do you always greet people by addressing their beasts?"
>"That wasn't the first thing I said!"
"Whatever. Well, this is awkward, considering that the most popular girl at school is the superhero everyone's been talking about."
>"Ugh, yeah. This is embarrassing. How about this? I don't spill your secrets and you don't go blabber on about mine."
"Deal."
>"..."
"..."
>awkwardsilence.mov
>"Well, I have more hero-ing to do, see ya!"
>She pulls her mask back on and shoots out a strand of webbing, swinging into the skyscrapers
>What's her problem?
>Whatever, you have school tomorrow, and you'll take care of everything there

>Be Anna of the next day
>And right now, your plan is to just clear up everything with Shimmer and end the discussion there
>You open up your locker and reach in when you hear a hand slam into another one close to your's
>You didn't even bother to turn around
"I'm busy, Flash. Go give a migraine to someone else."
>It was kinda hurting of him to bother you at first, but now he's just getting annoying
>"C'mon four-eyes. So scared of guys? Why don't you get your head out of the books and go do something?"
>You grab your books, close up your locker, and leave Flash to just stand around on his own

>Be Flash
>And you sorta have a crush on the nerd chick that you've been teasing
>She just kinda...got hot! Out of nowhere!
>Like, one day she was super skinny, and you picked on her for it
>Then she got thighs for days!
>She still doesn't have the goods up there though
>But the glasses that you used to pick on...unf
>She's the reason your search history had a sudden shift in tastes
>And you're questioning yourself on why she didn't fall for you
>Glasses here should be in your arms at this point!

>Be Anna, again
>Lunch just rolled by, and you spot Shimmer in her little group at the tables
>You slowly stroll over to her, and she instantly turns her head around to make eye contact
>Is telepathy a part of her powers?
"Hey, we didn't finish our talk. Let's wrap up everything, eh?"
>Sunset looks at you with a serious glare, and back at her friends, before turn to you again
>"Ok. Lets."
>She gets up, and you can hear murmurs around you
>"...why is she..."
>"...the geek..."
>"...lesbians?..."
>The rainbow-haired one stands up
>"HEY! What are you gonna do with Shimmer?!"
>A flattie, just like you
>You make a silent salute in your heart, before walking away, leading Shimmer to the halls
>A voice calls out behind you "See ya later, Shimmy's friend! Can't wait for the party preps!"
>Jeez, someone's excited

>Be Sunset Shimmer
>You've been dreading this
>Well, it's not everyday that you get to have a serious talk with the person that discovered your secret identity
>The only person
>It was hindsight 20/20 on your part. You could've just dodged around her, but you decided to make it even by pulling her mask off as well
>Good job, spider-brain
>Annalisse had just brought you into the halls, which are empty at this point
>You both stand there for a while
>You're gonna assume that awkward silences will be happening a lot between the two of you
>Your spider-senses aren't picking up anyone else near the two of you, so that's a plus
>"So," she says, breaking the ice, "we can't just ignore what happened yesterday."
"Yeah. I guess, soo...we're still following our terms of agreement, right?"
>Of course she would you dumbass, why did you say that
>"Yup. And we're gonna live on with our lives and hopefully never go over this again."
"Ehh, I was hoping that you can join us at our table during lunch?"
>WAIT NO BRAIN STOP WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME SAY
>You look at Annalisse, who is giving you an incredulous look
>"Ok, that's actually a good idea. We can keep track on each other."
>What
>She said yes?
>Just roll with it Shim, just roll with it
>You hear a snort, then a giggle from Annalisse
"What so funny?"
>"I just thought of how different we are in and out of our costumes."
>You though about it for a bit and chuckled at it
"Heh, yeah. I guess."
>"Alright, friends?" She extends her arm out in a fist, a smirk forming on her lips
>Oh god that word
>You shiver a bit listening to it
"Yeah. Friends."
>You bump fists, and with dramatic timing, you pick up a crash and screams from the cafeteria through your enhanced senses

>Be Anna
>You just bumped fists with Shimmer, and her face instantly perked up in shock
"Hey, you ok?"
>"Trouble. Cafeteria. Now"
>Well, ain't that a bitch
>You instantly change into your suit, and you look back at Sunset, who is trying her damned hardest to change into her's
>"C'mon, these spider-boots take forever-"
>Spider-boots?
"Hey, I got you. Watch this."
>You "unravel" your right arm and take apart her suit before reforming it around her
>"-Wow, that's convenient."
"I know. Now, let's get to ass-kicking."

>Be Sunset Shimmer
>And holy crap that was the fastest costume change ever
>Annalisse can give Rarity a run for her money
>Your Spidey-Sense is ticking like crazy in your head as the two of you bust through the door to find the cafeteria in ruins, and all the students are cowering in one corner of the room
>Seeing the two of you, a tension was lifted from the crowd
>"...Spider-Woman..."
>"...Next to her..."
>"...Those hips..."
>"...So flat a plane can take off..."
>"Alright, where is the perpetrator?"
>Annalisse's question was instantly answered when a bloodcurdling roar came from across the vast room
>You look over to see the abomination that crawled out of a scalie convention wearing its favorite wardrobe of a lab coat and khakis
"The Lizard"
>"Who?"
"You read books, right? Put every reptile together and you get him."
>Nice one Brain
>I know-
>"Got it. This should be easy."
"Wait what about a team atta-"
>Ignoring your question, Annalisse instantly charges the Lizard head-on
>She "unravels" her arms to grab a bench and hurled it at The Lizard's head
>The cold-blooded menace didn't even flinch
>She throws an "extended" punch at it, and surprise, surprise, it didn't work
>The Lizard grabs Annalisse's arm and flings her around like a discus, before releasing her and have her crash into a wall, debris flying everywhere
>Ouch
>So much for 'This should be easy.'
>It turns its head towards you
>Ishatbricks.jpg
"Hey! Easy there, girl. Let's talk this through."
>It screeches at you and charges
>You shoot web at it's feet to hopefully trip it
>The plan works but it quickly recovers and continues its path
"You want some one-on-one talk with Spidey?! Come get it!"

>You are now Anna
>Well, right now you're in your suit, so a pseudonym would be preferred
>Let's just stick with The Weaver
>And right now, you are doing what do do best second to hero-ing
>Studying
>You faked signs of weakness so it can change it's focus to Shimmer, who is currently slinging across the cafeteria as The Lizard chases her
>Kind of a dick move now you think about it, but the drywall is comfy and you are formulating a plan
>Its speed and strength are incredible, but often wasted on excessive movement
>Outdoing it in stamina and then proceeding to attack it would be a plan, which is what Shimmer is implementing right now
>Everyone else in the cafeteria all have their eyes pinned on the current fight as well
>Perfect
>Time for your newly-though-of plan
>You slowly "unravel" strings across the cafeteria to form a trap
>And now we wait

>Be Sunny D
>Wait no, Sunset Shimmer
>You've just about ran out webbing in your cartridge, and The Lizard is hurling objects at you from the ground while you jump around the walls
>Truly, a great time to be alive
>A chair is hurled at you as you jump away
>Only to fall into the trajectory of another chair
>It slams into you, and you feel the air pushed out of you
>Yeah you're gonna feel this tomorrow, considering if you're going to make it at all
>You drop to the floor, and The Lizard picks you up from the legs, bringing you to eye level
>It roars, and you close your eyes for what's coming next
>But it didn't
>You feel yourself release from the grips as you drop again
>Opening your eyes, you see Annalisse's strings wrapping a storm around the reptilian villain
>"Try breaking out of it, you wont. Each one of these babies can hold multiple tons of weight."
>It yelps once before a force pulls it up from its legs, leaving you a Lizard pinata.
>You look next to you to find Annalisse standing next to you, completely unharmed
"You, BITCH."
>"I know, right? This is one of my best-"
"NO! You could've done this the whole time, and you decided to let me hang there?"
>"Well, you're not the one hanging here NOW, aren't ya? Plus, it's not as satisfying if you just do a beatdown without some setup."
>Annalisse cracks her knuckles, and you look back at the hanging tapestry
>It's done in the style of a cocoon, with the words "HIT ME" embroidered on it in a massive red font
>You have to admit, this is a nice piece of art
"Alright then," you crack your knuckles along with her, "let's get to it."
>One beatdown that would've had PETA on your ass for years later, the two of you make your exit and change back to regular attire
>When the two of you came back, you see that S.H.I.E.L.D. agents filled the place, taking pictures and wheeling in the wrapped-up lizard into a black van
>The six runs up to you two and began yelling
>"Oh, we were so worried, darling! We though the two of you were lizard fodder!"
>"That fight went against all rules of physics-"
>"-YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN SPIDER-WOMAN AND THAT OTHER CHICK! IT WAS SO AWESOME-"
>"I-It was exciting, to say the least."
>"TIME TO THROW THE "WE BEAT THE LIZARD" PARTY!"
>Applejack, however, stayed silent and walked up to the two of you
>"So, Sunset, what were you and...?"
>"Annalisse."
>"Riiiight. What were y'all doin while yer gone?"
>A scrutinizing look was plastered on her face
>QUICK BRAIN, THINK OF A LIE THAT HAS TRUTH IN IT SO SHE'LL BELIEVE-
>"Don't ask questions you don't want answers to."
>Everything went quiet
>A fork dropped
>Did Annalisse just
>A blush was plastered on everyone's face, save for Annalisse, who is holding up the best poker face you've seen in years
>"Annie and Shimmy, in a bathroom stall, S-C-H-L-I-C-K-I"
"JESUS CHRIST PINKIE."
"You know what? Give us one more second."
>You hear a small "ooooo" behind you as you drag Annalisse away for a discussion
>It's not helping that there are still a few that haven't gone home yet giving you two "the look"
>You know, that one
>The one that people give you when they know some shit's up
>You stop, and look at Annalisse, who is still holding up that poker face
"What was THAT?!"
>"You and I both wanted her to stop asking questions. I reached that goal."
"No, you called me a carpet muncher!"
>"You're not?"
"NO! DO I LOOK LIKE RAINBOW TO YOU?!"
>*snrk*
"IT"S NOT FUNNY!"

>Be Anna
>You are laughing maniacally inside right now
>It's really funny seeing Shimmer getting all frustrated like that
"Ok, ok. School's out early now, and we have a whole day. How 'bout we just gloss over this and introduce me to your friends?"
>*sigh* "I feel like this is gonna happen a lot between us."
"Between us?"
>"AUGH, NO, not like that! Lets just, go, alright?"
>She then aggressively dragged you back to the six
>You never thought that introductions can be so...jubilant
>Yada yada, something about each of the six having a trait, writefags went over this thousands of times
>You swear your fellow flattie, Rainbow Dash, keeps eye-fucking you the entire time
>Guess Shimmer was right

>Pinkie began bothering you about coming to the party she has planned tonight, and you obliged
>You were gonna binge watch your collection of Bond films and try to, but the puppy-dog eyes she gave you and the fact that you get to possibly harass Shimmer more made it hard for you to say no
>So, now you are sitting at a couch with the purple one, Twilight, as she nerds out on you, ranting on about the theory of relativity
>Man, she's even a bigger dork than you
>You were tempted to just walk out on her when out of nowhere, Pinkie bounces up to you, an excited look on her face
>"So Annie, this is your first time at one of my parties! Do you have any tricks or things to show for us?"
>Tricks?
>Well, you have plenty, but showing 99% them would completely ruin you
>You don't want anyone else to know that you're a heroine
>Buuuut, showing off would be fine, right?
"Sure, I do, just bring out a table tennis set and let me change."

>Be Sunset Shimmer
>You are currently standing in the far corner of the room, on the lookout for anything suspicious
>Another Lizard incident wouldn't be cool at a Pinkie Pie party
>Speaking of Pinkie, she just pranced up to Annalisse, asking her about something
>You pick up some of the conversation
>Something about tricks
>Annalisse then walks into the bathroom with a bag as Pinkie pulled out a ping pong table and began yelling
>"OK EVERYBODY! OUR NEW FRIEND ANNIE HAS A PARTY TRICK FOR US! GET READY!"
>You hear the bathroom knob jiggle, and the door opens, revealing Annalisse in a skin-tight jumpsuit of yellow and black, holding a pair of nunchucks
>She walks up to the table, picking up
>"Alright all of you. My trick today is to indulge you guys in the ancient art of beating the shit out of motherfuckers. Now, who's first?"
>The room was silent
>A voice spoke out, "I'll do it!"
>You turn to it to see Rainbow Dash sauntering towards the table, picking up a paddle
>"Alright, first to 6. Soccer champ."
>"Ooo, shittalking before starting, huh? Alright, glasses, let's get this going."
>She didn't even last a chance
>You watched in awe as Annalisse waved the thing around, deflecting every shot Rainbow makes
>The dyke is left sweating by the end of the short match. While Annalisse held up a poker face throughout the bout
>"Y-You got lucky this time! I'll get you!"
>"Nope. 6-0. I was the victor. Now, who's next?"
>The room was silent again
>Everyone was left shell-shocked at the display
>She held up a smug grin
>God you want to wipe it off her face
>"Alright, guess that concludes-"
"Hey! I'll go against you, and I'll make sure you eat dirt by the end of this!"
>"Alright then, grab a paddle and lets-"
"No, I'll have what you're having."
>She looked surprised for a second, before shifting back to that shit-eating smirk
>She reached into her bag and pulled out another Nunchuck, tossing it to you as she grabbed another, dual-weilding the weapons
>The tossed one lands by your feet
>"Pick up your weapon, young grasshopper, and we shall begin the duel."
>Oh it's on
(For those that wanted to see Annie against Rainbow. Here)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SncapPrTusA [Embed]
(Here's Annie against Shimmer)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYJgYpQknw0 [Embed]

>Be Rainbow Dash
>You can't believe you got beat by the new chick!
>You! Rainbow Dash!
>Ugh, this is really not awesome right now
>Oh look, Sunset challenged four-eyes
>She got her own...whatever that thing is
>And...they're on equal grounds?!
>WHAT?!
>The two's hands were blurs in front of you-ARE THEY KICKING THE BALL?
>SHE THREW TWO MORE ONTO THE TABLE?!
>THEY'RE KEEPING UP WITH IT?!
>Why are you turned on by this right now?

>Be Anna
>Spider-Bitch here is putting up a good fight against you right now
>The pure fact that this is happening right now is rustling your jimmies
>Time to end this
>You convert your arm muscles into string and "contract" them before doing a hard swing, hitting all three balls with your left nunchuck in a horizontal pattern
>Shimmer reacts to the incoming projectiles by holding up her nunchuck, deflecting them
>Into the ceiling, right above the table's net
>Three bangs are heard as you see the balls just rest in the craters created by them
>They're not coming down, aren't they?
>Fuck
"Uhh, draw?"
>"Of course you would say that, String Bean."
"Well excuuuuse me, princess, but you're the one that hit them up there!"
>That shut her up good
>You both stood there for a while, the tension spreading throughout the room
>*snrk*
>Out of nowhere, Sunset began giggling and went into a laughing fit
>For some reason, you joined in on laughing with her
>The rest of the party just stare at the two of you, unable to make out what's so funny
>You didn't care, and you laughed with Sunset for a straight minute before dying down
*phew* "Ooh, that was good."
>"Yeah, I had fun."
>She holds up a fist, and you bump back
>If there were any strains between the two of you, you're sure that they're gone now
"Alright, and that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes my trick."
>The party bursts into cheers as you break into a toothy smile with Shimmer

>Be Sunset Shimmer
>Right now, you are staring at a clock, waiting for the seconds to tick by
>God, why is Pre-Cal so boring?
>After what seems like eternity, the bell rings, and you hastily get out of class and out of the school, where you find Annalisse reading one of her Chinese comics on a bench
>After the ping-pong incident, the two of you got together more often
>Surprisingly, having a friend that you can talk with about fighting baddies eases you up more and makes you think less of the impending threats of doom that endangers the city every once in a while
>You showed her a form of psuedo-web-sling she can do using her strings, and she taught you ways you can set up traps using your webbing
>Conversations with her often involved shittalking, and to the regular passerby, you two appear to be in constant feuds
>But the both of you understand that it's just playful banter at the end of it
>After a while, Annalisse had the idea of teaming up
>You two became recognized as a team in the news, "Spider-Woman and The Weaver"
>However, The Daily Bugle still only rips on you in their articles and stories, calling you a menace to the city
>Fuck you J. Jonah
>Fuck you and your nasty Hitler mustache
>You walk up to her, and she notices you without even looking up, at least, you think. Those huge glasses of her's have to be obstructing her line of sight
>"You look like a grump. What happened?"
"Nothing, it's just classes killing me, again."
>"I really don't get how you're failing basic classes."
"Well, not everyone has an immense brain capacity like you."
>"Twilight does, though."
"Do you want me to be like Twilight?"
>"Point taken. Wanna go to the cafe?"
"Alright, I'll pay for everything."
>"You better, can't drive or learn for shit. Is swinging around the only thing you're good at?"
>Oooh you're gonna get her back for that
>And you know just how to rustle her jimmies
>[spoiler]No homo[/spoiler]
"Fuck off, just put away your cartoons and let's get going."
>A look of distaste spreads across her face
>She silently gets up, picks up her bag, and walks up to your face
>"The. Term. Is. Manga. You pleb."
"Alright, alright. Mang-uh. There, you happy? Now let's go, I don't want to waste time here arguing with you."
>She chuckles, "Kay, but I'm gonna be carving a huge chunk outta your wallet, got that?"
>You stroll over to Annalisse's car, and you take a good look at it
>It's a simple Sedan, nothing more, nothing less
>No trinkets all over the place, save for a pair of bright neon pink fuzzy dices hanging from the visor
>"Gives it character," she says, "plus, it lets me find it easier in lots."
>Well, she's not wrong
>You enjoy the logical yet brash approach she has on things
>Like that one fight with Venom
>You think back to it
>It was last week, and the symbiote took over Flash Sentry, again, and the two of you had no means of generating sonic, as it cornered the two of you
>"Hey, you sure that it's only weak to sonic?" she said as Venom slowly edged towards you and her
"I don't know! It acts like a crazed animal at times. What are animals afraid of?!"
>Annalisse went silent, and slowly pulled out a lighter, flicking it on
>Venom flinched for a second there, before producing several tendrils on its back as it continues its advance
>"Eureka."
"What?! What did you figure out?!"
>"I'm gonna do something crazy. OK? Don't question it."
"What do you mea-"
>Before you can even finish that sentence, Annalisse pressed the lighter to herself
>And set her arms on fire
>"AAAAAAUGH-"
"HOLY SHI-"
>"SHUT UP! I GOT ABOUT ONE MINUTE OF "BURN TIME", AND I CAN'T "UNRAVEL" MYSELF OR I'LL BURN, SO GOD HELP WE WE'RE GONNA KICK THAT FREAK'S ASS!"
>You look at Venom, who has completely stopped and started to eye Annalisse with...fear?
>You turn your attention back to Annalisse
>Even with a mask shrouding her face, you can sense that she is radiating confidence, burning bright like a phoenix at the peak of its life
>Both literally and figuratively
>Where did that thought come from?
>You stare at Venom, who is slowly taking steps backwards, panic in his eyes
"Yeah, lets."
>*SNAP**SNAP*
>"Earth to Shim-Sham? As much as I would like to say you look cute standing there with a blank look, there's a big-ass muffin and a cuppa coffee with my name on it waiting for me."
>You're brought back to reality and find your face inches away from Annalisse's, an annoyed expression spread across her features
>Did she just call you cute-
>"Alright, leaving without you then."
"WAIT. Oh, sorry. I was thinking about something. Heh-heh," you laugh nervously
>She raises her eyebrows, "Whatever, let's go."
>You step into the passenger's seat and is instantly greeted by a faint scent
>Thin mints, to be exact
>For some reason, every time you hitch a ride in Annalisse's car, your sense of smell is always assaulted by it
>It's not unpleasant, in fact, you kinda like it
>Just...why mint?
>When you asked her on the topic, she just muttered something about lyres
>You decided to not pry further into the subject

>Be Anna
>And right now, you are about to get one of your favorite types of food
>Free
>Paid by none other than Sunset Shimmer herself
>If you told yourself that a few months ago, you'll most likely laugh your ass off and then proceed to flip yourself off
>Life's like that at times
>You turn on the ignition and turn back to Shimmer
"You know, is learning to drive really that hard for you? I know we're superheroes and whatever, but you make it sound like you came from another world or whatever."
>She huffs, "Like I know. It's just that...holding the steering wheel feels foreign, and you don't know half of my story anyways."
"Are you implying that you're an alien?"
>"What's to say I DIDN'T come from another planet?"
"Heh. Well, guess you're not wrong."
>You turn on the radio, playing the classics station
>Not those really old junk written by Bach or whatever
>You have to be an [spoiler]octopus[/spoiler] if you're ever gonna listen to anything of that genre
>Nah, you just like old bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
>Man, Freddy Mercury
>One chill-ass motherfucker that made nice songs
>Too bad AIDS happened
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>You just listened to the song in silence
>Shimmer followed suit, slowly bobbing her head
>With all the action in life, it's nice to have little moments like these
>There's no talking, yet there's a mutual message coming from both of you
>That this is peace
>After a while, you see your destination, marked by a sign that has the words "Ditzy Muffins" printed onto it in a simple font
>Sunset pointed forward, "Hey look, we're almost there."
"Yeah, I see it. No need to point it out."
>She pouted, "What, I can't be helpful if I wanted to?"
"Yeah, you're totally helpful pointing out the sign 100 feet away from us."
>"Hey, I'm not the one that wears glasses here."
"I'm not blind without them though. In fact, I can see fine without them most of the time. Now get out, gotta pay your cab fare."
>"Ok, a lemon muffin and an expresso, right?"
"Maybe a tip to go along with it?"
>"Nah, I don't like tipping cabbies that have a bad attitude."
"Rude."
>You open the door to the shop and a little jingle plays
>A blond with dopey eyes looks up at you and Shimmer
>"Hey! Welcome to Ditzy Muffins! What would you like today?"
>A small smirk finds its way on your lips
>For some reason, she has a special talent in that whenever she speaks, people around her brightens up
>That, and she makes kick-ass muffins
>"Hey Derpy. A lemon muffin for her and a blueberry for me with two espressos. We're having them here."
>"Okay! That will beee....12 dollars!"
>Shimmer forks over a 20 from her wallet, "keep the change."
>"Ok! Thank you!"
>Both of you learned to do that after your first visit
>To no one's surprise, it's hard to crunch numbers when you can't see properly
>Most things money-related around here works on a trust system with the customers
>In a city highly condensed in crime, it's a shock that this place hasn't been robbed clean yet
>Your crimefighting senses tells you that this marks the little baker as suspicious and a possible villain, but you can't bring yourself to believe that this sweet girl is a criminal mastermind
>You look at Derpy, who is currently quickly maneuvering around her small work space
>She's definitely lacking in the muscle department, a bit of chub here and there
>Nothing wrong with that though, it just makes her much more [spoiler]bubbly[/spoiler]
>She's definitely packing some junk in the trunk, jiggling every time she takes a step
>You take a look at her...assets
>Yeah, bigger than Shimmer's by about one cup size
>And definitely bigger than your's
>Damnit, now you're feeling self-conscious

>Be Derpy
>And you commit one of the most sinful acts ever on a daily basis
>Charging people for more than they should pay!
>Oh, it's so evil
>The truth is, you CAN see the bills clearly
>Well, clear enough that you can sort out change
>But just play out the blonde card and they'll stop bothering for it!
>Sooner or later, your efforts will crash the economy!
>You can't help but giggle menacingly as you pick out the muffins

>Be Sunset Shimmer
>You think you might get a cavity from the sweet display in front of you right now, and that's not counting the actual sweets in front of you
>Derpy's giggling as she looks through her muffins
>You wonder what's going through her mind that has her in a perpetual state of happiness
>Probably something about flowers, you bet
>A tray is brought up to the counter
>"Ok! A lemon muffin, blueberry muffin, and two espressos! Here you go!"
"Sweet, thanks Derpy."
>"But the coffee's not sugared. Do you want me to-"
"It's a figure of speech, Derpy. Don't think too deep into it."
>"Oh, Ok!"
>You pick up the tray look at Annalisse, who seems to be in a trance, staring into space
>Strange, but you're not gonna question it
>You nudge her in the shin to get her attention
>"I'M NOT JEALOUS OF YOUR TITS-huh? Oh, everything's ready? Bitchin'."
>Well, at least you know what she's thinking
>You two sit down at a window seat and quickly finish up your snack before going back into the Sedan
>This time, the radio is turned onto the news station
>For some reason, villains love to show up right after school has ended
>That and during night patrols of the city, where you and Annalisse bump into the occasional baddie
>Maybe there's a special villain school they attend?
>No, that's a dumb idea, Shimmer, don't think of dumb ideas
>*kzzt*"We have reports of a bank robbery at downtown near Crime Alley" *kzzt* "The culprit is armed with strange devices, and the law enforcement is having issues handling said person. Please avoid going near the incident at all costs."
>Crime Alley?
>That's probably dumbest thing you ever heard of
>Like, why would you name a street Crime Alley? It's like you wanted there to be accidents there all the time
>Can you imagine how awful it would be if you named kids after what they'll be doing in the future? "Oh yeah, this is my son. Hard Bandit, he's such a sweethart."
>Your thoughts are suddenly interrupted by Annalisse, "You heard the radio. We gotta get there at all costs."
"Heh, you know where the place is?"
>"Yeah. We're actually pretty close. Suit up, swinging there is faster anyways."
>You quickly arrive at the scene, where there are...black circles circles? No, black holes suspended in midair at different degrees
>"Ugh, this one is gonna be annoying, isn't it?"
"Tell me about it."
>>"Aha! Spider-Woman and Weaver! The two of you arriving here changes nothing! You will fall to me, The Spot!"
>A figure fully then emerges out of one of the larger holes...revealing...
>*snrk*"What the fuck are you?"
>Good question, actually
>The villain is clad in a white spandex suit with black spots over it, similar to that of a dalmatian
>If dalmatians ever got stuck in nuclear fallout for several years, maybe
>You can't help but break into laughter
"OH MY GOD, he looks like and Oreo!"
>Annalisse joins in on your schadenfreude
>>"S-Stop it! I will put an end to you two!"
>The moment he finished saying that, he threw a hard right inside a hole next to him, and it emerged out of another near Annalisse's stomach, connecting and staggering her
>"AUGH! Playing dirty, are we, you fag? Teleportation ain't shit if you can't even hurt me!"
>She's right. She explained to you once about how she can patch herself up easily and do something similar to hardening herself, and it allowed her to be more reckless in fights
>She ran up to Spot and punched him square in the noggin, which, in the normal situation, he would've flown down a block
>But the fist "entered" the hole on his face and "came out" of another at the center of his chest, making Annalisse deliver a package of pain back to herself
>>"No, it would be you who falls in this battle."
>She coughs up blood and flies past you for about 100 feet
>Spot now turns his attention to you
>>"Coughing up blood, that signifies she took organ damage. You're next, Spider-Woman."
"We'll see."
>He jumped into one of his holes, and the crowd of black surrounds you
>Your Spidey-sense tells you that a punch is coming from a blind spot to your left, and you easily dodge it
>>"Check."
>Your Spidey-sense starts blaring intensely as it tells you that a kick is directed at your right
>Which you can't dodge at the moment

>Be Anna
>And right now, it hurts
>Who knew you threw punches that hard?
>Well, maybe the Lizard, Venom, Vulture, Black Cat, and Chad amongst many others you punched
>Fuck Chad
>You can't look up right now, but judging by the pained grunts coming from Shimmer, you can assume she's not doing so well
>Your own punch broke something inside you, so it's gonna take at least a minute for you to patch it up and get back into the fight
>Fucking teleportation
>You slowly cock your head up, and you see Shimmer getting the stuffing beaten out of her by a series of punches and kicks coming from all directions as she tries to dodge them
>You mentally facepalm as you instantly realize her mistake
"Yo-"
>You instantly wince at the sharp sting in your chest
>Talking hurts, but you gotta relay the message using as little of energy as possible
"WHAT WOULD I DO, DUMBASS?!"
>You slam your head back into the pavement
>Fucking nailed it

>Be Spider-Shim
>And now is not a fun time
>Especially since you're being kick (and punched) the shit out of you with no way of avoiding it
>"WHAT WOULD I DO, DUMBASS?!"
>What?!
>What does that mean?
>Well, if you're Annalisse right now, you'd be most likely calling Spot a fag
>No, that's most likely not what she means
>Punch Spot in the face?
>No, his face isn't available at the moment
>She obviously means how she would handle a situation like-
>You mentally facepalm yourself and stop dodging, landing on one knee
>>"Checkmate. Spider-Woman."
>Your Spidey-sense rings, signalling that a single punch is aimed at your face
>But you're not dodging
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
>>"What?"
>With both of your arms, you grab the incoming strike by the wrist
>And pull Spot out of the hole
>The bastard comes out "naked", no holes on his white suit
[spoiler]>It's not gonna be white though by the time you're done with him[/spoiler]
*huff**huff*"Can't hide now, bitch. I'm gonna crush you like the cockroach your are."
>An expression of absolute dread spreads across his skin-tight mask as he gets down onto his knees, head hanging low with his hands shielding it
>>"P-Please, can we come to an agreement? I'll pay you 1/3 of what I've stole from the bank!"
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>You raise a leg
>>"2/3?"
>Higher
>>"All of it?"
>You bring down a kick of unadulterated fury on the fucker's spine
>A satisfying crunch is heard as Spot passes out from the pain before he can even emote
"Nope."
>With that, you lose control of your body as you fall onto the road

>Be Anna
>And you probably just gave witness to Shimmer crippling a villain
>Which was pretty cool, but now you gotta help her ass now that she's eating the pavement
>The pain in your chest has mostly subsided thanks to your own handiwork, and you slowly rise to your feet
>Moving anything still hurts like a bitch, but it beats being found by the authority
>Okay, let's check here
>Holy hell
>If you have to describe how she looks right now accurately, the best way to say it is that Shimmer looks like a living tampon
>Her costume is covered in rips, exposing her bruises and cuts, and blood is currently soaking through it
>A majority of you says to get her to safety, but a small part behind your mind says to take a picture
>J. Jonah would probably have a huge hateboner if he saw Shimmer like she is right now
>You're knocked out of your thoughts when sounds of sirens began to blare out around you
>Right, life on the line here
>You need to get Shimmer away from here and patched up, fast
>You sling Sunset onto your shoulder, who's surprisingly light, though that could be the result of blood loss
>Let's just pray hard that your landlord wont notice mysterious red stains on the floor
>After getting out of the public eye, you barge into your apartment and toss Shimmer on the couch
>She lands with a soft *pomf*, and you hurry over to her, "unraveling" your arms and taking apart her suit
>God, she looks worse under her mask
>Her face has lost most of the regular yellow shade, and dried blood makes a thin line down her forehead
>The only sign that she's still alive is the slow, labored breaths coming out of her as her chest slowly rise and falls
>You rush over to your cabinets, only to find nothing in there for you to use
>Fuck, now you have to improvise the shit out of this
>You hurry back to Shimmer and began to produce strings
>You try and "fix" her to the best of your abilities, stitching together cuts and wrapping up anywhere that has a wound
>Let's just hope what you learned from watching Grey's Anatomy was correct
>Although she can't hear you, you began to began to speak to her
"Don't die on me, you ass."
>After wrapping her up like a mummy, you pick Shimmer up and haul ass over to your bed, slowly placing her under the sheets
>You check her again, and it seems that she's gained a bit more color to her face, and some of the wounds you stitched up has slowly began to close up the wounds
>Huh
>Apparently your strings can "heal" to a certain degree
>You let out a sigh of relief before bringing a chair over to the bed
>She should be safe for now, but you need to keep checks on her so she can recover correctly