SA-7: Brother Where Art Thou?

>Twilight is a horrible Doctor.
>Fluttershy is a decent nurse.
>If not persistent.
>”Now Twilight recommended that I visit you for an hourly checkup.”
>Fluttershy came through on her promise. She’s wearing that nurse outfit.
“Flutters that appointment amounted to a physical and a molestation. Which I am not going to lie, is basically the same thing. I don’t need a nurse, so stop trying so hard.”
>”I would but I remember the last time I asked about your fetish that’s pretty much all I did. Was ask that is. So this time I’m going to take care of you like nurse and we’ll just go from there.”
>You stare at the alicorn as you suck your lips in your mouth.
>You are not amused.
“Just go and take care of your animals. This is worse than when you were normal. Don’t you have princess things to do?”
>”Well I recently set up a royal Cute Animal Rescue Rangers to help me out. So I have plenty of time to share with you cutie.”
“You now have a hippy version to Celestia’s and Luna’s royal guards?”
>”If by hippy you mean kind, caring individuals that would rather help poor innocent creatures instead of intimidating others then yes.”
>How did this beta princess even pull that off?
>Heck, she’s been way more assertive since become an alicorn.
>Guess being slightly bigger than the stallions would boost her confidence.
>That and the type 1 immortality is always a confidence builder.
>She’s very pleased with herself.
>Time to bring her down a notch.

“I preferred it when you were meek and timid. Not to mention how much bigger you are.”
>She gives you an even glare.
>Ouch, she nowhere as gullible as before.
>”If that was true then we would have already accepted my love a year ago.”
>Swing and a miss.
>”Oh dear, you have a mean bruise on your shin.”
>What?
“Wh—OW!”
>You are hoping around on one foot after your winged nemesis struck you in cold blood.
>”I’ll get you some ointment Anon, and I’ll take good care of you.”
“You daft pega-horse what has gotten into you.”
>Fluttershy hovers to your bouncing eye level and gives you a warm smile.
>”Remember Anon, I do love you, but calling me fat is not very nice.”
“You not a very good Princess of Kindness.”
“Tough love my love.”
>She gets down and strolls out of the room shaking her XL-flanks the whole way.
>By the way her nurse’s outfit, its bunny print.
>Not even sexy kind.
>You wait a few moments.
“Get in the kitchen and make me some chicken soup!!!”
>You can hear a distinctive eep and what sounds like a glass breaking.
>You can’t help but chuckle.
“Get’s her every time.”
>Dude she’s in our house what do you think she broke.
>You are an idiot sometimes.

>You never got that soup.
>Fluttershy stayed around all day.
>She was like a nurse that would flirt with you at the most awkward times.
>Confidence does not equal experience.
>That’s usually a thing you figured out about Fluttershy. Once she gets to know someone rather well her bashful timid behavior goes the way of the Dodo bird.
>Speaking of which.
“Fluttershy do you guys have Dodo birds here in Equestria?”
>”Well, yes. They are the cutest sofest birds you can ever have as a friend. Do you want on I could go get you one. Oh but you can’t blah blah blah blah...”
>And there she goes; she’ll probably start to sing soon.
>Well if there are Dodos around you have an obligation to make them go extinct.
>Put that will eat later list when you can go outside.
“Welp I’m going to bed.”
>Fluttershy stops mid-song and gives you the sad filly eyes.
>”Oh, well ok. Was I a good nurse?”
“You were the best nurse that I have never wanted.”
>Her eyes light up and little star patterns twirl in them.
“But nurses are not my fetish.”
>A burst of green flames sparks in front of Fluttershy and a thick pile of parchment appears.
>”Something from Twilight?”
>Oh boy here we go.
“Let me see that.”
Dear friends,
I just completed my report on Anonymous and will update our personal books on his current status. Needless to say the results were most exhilarating.
>There’s more to the letter, but you are a little perturbed at the moment.
>The last time she published something about you it was the pornographic smut Twilight called a research documentary.
>The one being considered for required reading for the high schools.

“She said my visit would be confidential.”
>Fluttershy yanks the document out of your hands and gives you a bashful smile.
>”Well, um, w-we’re editors for her, a-and we proofread all her work. I mean we peer review her work.”
“That ‘friends’ at the top there suggests several things I don’t like, and Rainbow couldn’t peer review herself out of a paper bag.”
>You stare each other down.
“Gimme that back.”
>Flutternurse shuffles away.
>Seraphim Anon used Tackle!
>Fluttercorn used Teleport!
>Anon missed!
>Wall stops Anon’s movements cold.
>It’s a critical hit!
“Ow, forget this I’m going to bed.”
>You grumble as you meander down the stairs going up the wall and through the ceiling.
>If that sounded confusing it is because it is.
>Thankfully the bed is still where you last put it.
>You greet your pillow like Fluttershy would want to greet your face.
>Only with fewer liquids involved.
>For some reason you dream of cotton candy.

>Wake up and you are holding something.
>Its soft and squishy and smells nice.
>You pull it in closer and hold it tightly.
>It nestles into you and curves just like a delicious morsel of a women.
>It even giggles like a cute chick.
“...I know the moment I open my eyes my fantasies will be crushed.”
>”That’s ok, you make for a great biggy spoon. Like a serving spoon for delicious gravy.”
>Pinkie?
“Pinkie what are you doing here?”
>”Well I came by and I saw you asleep and I thought I bet it would be really nice if he woke up with a friend.”
“No I mean, why are you talking to me after what happened?”
>Pinkie’s bottom lip starts to quiver as her eyes tears up.
>“I’m sorry Nony I threw you a party and left you all alone.”
>You are thoroughly confused and a little angry.
“What!? No, I told you about your dad. Why are you here with me right now and not with your family?”
>”But I haven’t been a good friend with you and I know you were sad when I left.”
>You rub your hands through your hair and groan.
“Pinkie it’s ok to think about yourself. You don’t have to keep putting others first, especially when you just lost a loved one.”
>Pinkie Pie stuffs her head under your chin and nuzzles.
Her alicorn mane is feels like a teddy bear that’s been run through a dryer with a million fabric softeners.

>”Thanks Nony, but I needed to get away for a bit.”
>She sighs in your arms as her wings spread loosely over them.
>At least she’s not being horny.
>Something touches your waist.
>Well that ended quickly.
“Hey, don’t ruin the moment. That’s no good!”
>”I do enjoy being the big spoony.”
>Your body freezes. There is someone right behind you.
>You recognize that voice.
>You slowly turn your head like a rusted screw in a bolt.
>Two mismatch red eyes stare longingly into yours.
>”Hey there hot stuff.”

>Far far away in the Crystal Empire.
>You are a crystal p0ny janitor.
>You are not very important at all.
>Cleaning around the palace is a little boring, but it’s your job.
>You look up at the Crystal Heart.
>So pretty, so shiny. Nop0ny would mind if you hold it for a moment.
>It’s warm and quite nice so you hug it.
>You hear something...something shrill.
>Your ears perk up as a foreboding sound approaches.
>It sounds like a banshee screaming.
>Suddenly a powerful force hits you as the scream shatters everything around you.
>The force nearly tears you apart.
>Then it abruptly ends.
>You look down into your hooves.
>The Crystal Heart is in pieces.
>You look around at the mess.
>Get up and quit your job.
>Whistle your way home.

>Bloody Discord is here!
>You growl at him from a safe distance.
>Pinkie and Discord are holding their ears tightly.
>”Nony I don’t think my ears work anymore.”
>”Anon, whatever could have vexed you so bad to scream like a million mares in heat over a stallion?”
“Discord, don’t you ever, ever do that again.”
>You voice sounds like you are trying to curse him on biblical proportions.
>Discord rolls his eyes and appears above you.
>”Fine if you really want to be a spoilsport I won’t play spoons with you anymore.”
>You look yourself over, you are probably the brightest you have ever been and all of your wings have stretched out and completely covering the wall.
>Pinkie Pie giggles at you.
>”You look like Rarity’s cat when you’re trying to give her a bath.”
>Quickly wrap yourself back up with your wings.
>You wanted to hold up on talking to Discord, but might as well while he is here.
“I’m having breakfast, Discord I need to talk to your ugly mug.”
>”Not a problem."
>Discord takes off his head and rolls it out the bedroom door and down the stairs.
>”I’ll make up some waffles!”
>He quickly followed behind by a bouncing Pinkiecorn.
>”I want mine with chocolate chips, chocolate syrup, chocolate whip cream, chocolate sprinkles...”
>As her voice disappeared down the stairs you watch the headless body lay back down on the bed and pull the covers over itself.
>You walk over to the bed and stare at him.
“Hey...”
“GET OFF MY BED!”
>You flip the mattress up and Discord’s body goes flying off and crashes into the corner.
>You smirk as you strut out the door.
>Like a boss.

>Sure enough Discord (body whole again) made breakfast and Pinkie was already inhaling everything down.
>It’s like Kirby decided he wanted to be a p0ny one day.
“This is pancakes. I thought you said you were making waffles.”
>”They were rebellious and decided to forge their own path in life.”
“That’s dumb.”
>”And now you know what it feels like when somep0ny makes a reference no one else understands.”
“You’re trying to make a point, but look at all the fucks I give.”
>You hold out your hand.
>”I don’t see anything.”
>Thanks Pinkie, that’s the point.
>You sit down and start making your plate.
>”So you wanted to gossip with little ol’ me? Oh what did I do to earn such favor?”
>You grit your teeth as you start to pour syrup.
“I went to Twilight yesterday and had a physical. Among other things--”
>Pinkie interrupts you and starts to talk rapidly. With food in her mouth. She’s spitting. Nice...
>”Oh, oh, I got that report to. I read it twice, and it is really neat. But that’s not important, what Anon wants to know is about his nature and how it relates to you Discord. Because like you he is also technically a spirit just not of cotton candy clouds, Nony is more like the spirit of sexiness. So he wants to know the rules and the know how on how to be a cool spirit that doesn’t cause panic and misery wherever he goes!”
>Yup that sums it up.
>Somehow with pure clarity and a mouth full of food.

>Discord is giving you a blank stare like he is processing this information.
>It lasts for a while.
>It’s awkward.
>*cough*
“Ya.”
...
>Then he squeals.
>”I have a little brother!”
>What?
“You crazy fool.”
>”I always wanted a little bro of my own! Now I get to be big brother and watch your every move. We’ll play sports, rough house, make each other eat dirt, and talk about girls and how icky they are.”
>This is not what you had in mind.
>Discord suddenly wraps you in a one arm hug.
>”You ain’t never had a brother like me!”
“Don’t you start singing.”
>Discord shrugs and grabs you with both hands.
>”We are going to be the best siblings Equestria has ever seen. Oh, I just have to rub this in Celly’s face.”
>You can feel Discord’s magic start to build up.
“Wait, don’t do it!”
>A flash of chaos magic covers you.

>”I want to know where is—DISCORD!?”
>”I’m right here Celly, so glad you asked. I even brought my little brother along.”
>Discord is holding you like you’re a long lanky cat and he is shoving you into Celestia’s muzzle.
>”Ha, you see him uh? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uuuuuuhh? He’s way better than yours.
>Wow, even at this close she does a remarkable job of keep her cool as she raises an eyebrow at you.
>Then it all vanishes as some sort of realization hits her.
>”Wait, you shouldn’t be here!”
>You hear a disturbing scream from someone.
>There is a p0ny (?) in your presence and his face is melting off.
>Just like in that Indiana Jones Movie.
>Welp, he’s dead.
>He contorts and bends as his whole body burns to ashes and beyond.
>Then there is nothing left.
>Neat.
>Discord drops you like a sack of unwanted logic.
>”He did it.” He says as he points at you.
>Thankfully there are no more mortals around.
>You nervously fake a chuckle.
“So who was that?”
>Celestia groans as she gives Discord a deadpan glare.
>”It was a changeling that had taken the form of Prince Blueblood. I was about to ask him where the Prince was.”
>”Until my little bro came along and fried it like a bug zapper. Oh, what I have done wrong, he is already strayed on the path and I may banish to the moon if this keeps up.”
“Discord, just shut up.”

>”It doesn’t really matter, did anyp0ny really like blueboy?”
>Celestia was about to speak, but Luna (where did she come from?) beats her to the punch.
>”He is still of our subjects and we don’t know if more has been replaced.”
>Her scowl is left completely unnoticed by Discord.
>”Oh is that all. Here I’ll even check for you.”
>With a snap of his fingers he disappears leaving you behind.
>Just you and the princesses.
“So, um, how was your day?”
>”Tired.”
>”Hungry.”
“Haven’t had breakfast?”
>”No.”
>”Supper for me and no.”
“Huh. So that death was pretty brutal.”
>”Yes.”
>”Seen worse.”
“Right.”
>This is so awkward.
>Discord appears wearing a safari outfit and a top hat.
>”Nope, that was the only ones. I thought for sure that maid in the short skirt was one, but she was just upset for some reason. Mares...”
>Celestia’s eye twitches.
>”Could you find out where Prince Blueblood is then?”
>”Nope, sorry I have no clue where to find the chapped chap.”
“Can I go home now?”
>”What? No, I’m not done showing you off, and shouldn’t you be telling Luna that I am a much better older sibling then Celly ever was?”
>You zombie gaze matches Luna’s
“This is now the rest of my life.”
>”Anon, you don’t love your dear older brother?”
“Spending time with Fluttershy is preferable.”
>”I see, you have a little rebellious streak and I need to put that down.
>He takes out a fruit.
>”Do you like bananas?”
“I love bananas, give me that freaken banana”
>The floor falls out beneath you and you find yourself in a dark tube.
>”To the Moooooonnn!”
>Anon is blasting off again.

>”Sigh he grows up so fast. He’s already on his path of darkness.”
>”I find this display of tomfoolery of events that I suffered under most grating on my nerves.”
>Discord chuckles as he sweeps up the dust from the changeling.
>”You’re just jealous of our bond. Now if you will excuse me I have to go find six spunky mares with colorful personalities to manipulate into save my dear brother before he returns, tata!”
>Discord snaps his finger and disappears.
>The sisters look at each other and sigh.
>”Well there goes my morning, off to bed sister?”
>”I have some morning reading to enjoy before I sleep.”
>Luna takes out a copy of Twilight’s research.
>”We found the last one most compelling.”
>”Yes, with him living forever we will all have a shot at him now.”
>Meanwhile, a “corrupted” Anon lays face first on the moon.
“I am going to punch him when I see him again.”
>You roll over and get up.
“Blegh, I’m going to see what Rainbow is doing.”
>You meander over to the moon door.

>You are Rarity, Princess of Generosity and Clairvoyance.
>You love repeating that title to yourself.
>By now Discord should have taken care of the changeling.
>Don’t know how he would do it, but he promised.
>Anyway you are enjoying a lovely breakfast with Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
>Topic of discussion: Twilight’s up to date report on Anon.
>”So let me get this straight...”
>Rainbow is still having a hard time.
>Understandable, you did a double take when you read it.
>”He can bend any part of his body in any direction at the same time. He could essentially do us all at the same time.”
“I’ve always wanted to be a part of an orgy.”
>”Don’t you need like multiple guys for that to work.”
“We will only need him.”
>Applejack shrugs as she eats her apple.
>”Not mah kind of thing, maybe in a few hundred years.”
“I’ll tell you want you want to do with him?”
>Applejack slows her chewing and gives a challenging smile.
>”Oh really, please share, sugar cube.”
“Bondage.”
>She raises an eyebrow.
“You won’t even need rope. All of his wings constrict around you as his arms hold you tightly in every direction. His fingers are digging into every part of your coat and mane simultaneously. Feathers brush across your breasts with delicate control. His hot body consumes you as he nibbles on your ears and neck. Then he uses his special trick to double penetrate you. Applejack, you will be completely filled. Don’t forget, he has no stamina limit.”

>You lean back with a pleased smile as you watch your friends’ jaws hang loose.
>Both of their wings are fully erect.
>Rainbow is the first to speak up.
>”Can I have that fetish? That one sounds good.”
>”Dang Rarity, that does sound right up my orchid.”
“And all we need to do is persuade him to belong to us.”
>They relax back in their chairs.
>You personally want to stretch him as far as he able and...well all in due time.
“Rainbow dear, Twilight mentioned that Anon would most likely go see you for some flying lessons.”
>Rainbow wings spring back to life again.
>”Really. This ought to be fun. Later!”
>Rainbow flies away leaving Applejack and you.
>”I wouldn’t be surprised if Rainbow wants to buck him while doing a Sonic Rainboom.”
>You look at a crystal on you hoof.
>Anon is on the moon and is leaving.
“Of course, Applejack. We all have our little desires.”