mai merasmus story.... chappie 2!!!!!!!

AN:
bullshrek: chappie too!! thank you for all u r support and everything!! luv u all
merasmus: yea!! i do it all for the fans ^.^
bullshrek: i hav another supperise for u merasmus....
merasmus: o boy o boy o boy shit boy what?
bullshrek: its le HAPPEH DANCEX3 XDDD!!!!
merasmus: HAPPEH DANCE!!!! XDDD
soilder: HAPPEH DANCE!!! XDDD
lucrio: FUCK OFF!!!!!!!

------------------------------------------- CHAPPIE 2: O NO!!! THE GAY THOUGHTS~~~!!! ---------------------------------------

the gay thoughts... they found me!! no!! no!!!! i fall to the floor, weeping as visions of soilder's.....

diddle dong (bullshrek: DIS IS A PG STORY!!!!! merasmus: ^^;)

filld my head. he lean down n he say to me.... "merasmus, lucrio poops on that floor, you shud gwt up before you get poopy toilet smell on ur dumb hat" i scramble up!!! ew!!! ew~! how gross!! unlike dongs..... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

"soilder you fuck" i panthertically weep into his bed which smells attractively like barbeque sauce wich i know he covers himself in b4 bed so that he has dreams aobout the USA. i kno ths bcuz i am his roomate. i also now that his soilder schlong squirts bbq sauce and whole racks of ribs bcuz.... wait

"merasmus dont cry on that either i pee on that and so du my raccoons..... i luv them so much..... luv raccoons.... by the way did you know that the most important sense for a raccoon is their sense of touch, which is shown with there hypsersensitive front paws???? i just thout it was interestingn" i jump back!!! ew~!!! ew~~~!!! except.... even soilders pee pee is.....

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" i screm. my magick piwers accidentaly go off and suddeny there ae surround spund speakers in soilders room?? they play the only song that struly tells my fellings right now.... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM) soilder stand ther stunnd as he try to figbure out where the muskc is comign from.... well it is the 1960s

"wat in the tomato soup roasted apple pie spice rack is a daniky kung" he ask confuse. what a goofy..... i frgab him by the lapeks of his jacket.

"soilder..... bcuz of u and ur magick..... i now got no style.... i now got... no grace..." i sob tsunderely

"hahahaha u r makign a funny face" he say laughing. what an oblivious baka

"soilder!!!! i m.... PLAGUED.... by gay thoughts bxuz of u and ur power!!!!!!!!" i screm


"???? wat is a magic. what is a gay. merasmus stop saying your dancy wizard words and speak american" he se y softly, caressing my nek...

he.... he didnt send thse gay thoughts after me??????

i relize..... o..... he..... it was me all along.....i reallylllll...... love soilder!!!!!!!

i suk uin bereath "soilder.... in american.... i want 2 sey.... i luv you n i luv u forever plz ,arry me"

he wil reject me tho.... i know he is//// i m ot of his league....

"ilu too lol"

wat????

"merasmus i am not smart and also do nit jbiw wat a gay is but i luv u.... HUTTAH!@@@!!! oh oops i got excited sorry!!! that happens sometimes" he sey as he accidentally broke my nek andn then fixed it

"bake...." we kiss

"now...." i say, lickign my lips "i'll stretch my "arms".... just 4 u..."

"is that what gay means" he asks
----------------------------------------------END CHAPPIE -------------------------------------------

bullshrek: lol!! thats not what gay means soilder XDDD
soilder: its not???? then WHAT does it MEAN *kills scout*
merasmus: pls tune in 2 next chapter
lucrio: help me please get me away from these people please call 69-80085 if you can take in a lucrio i do not know how much longer i can survive please i cant endure another happeh dance